Wam

Welcome to the choose your own adventure Wam Carnival game. This game takes place in an adult carnival and you will have to make choices to avoid being stripped naked and messy. Many obstacles will be in your way such as clowns, sexy carnies, and other carnival goers. First you will have to choose whether you'll be playing as a male or female? [[Male]] [[Female]]

(set:$shirt to 1) (set:$pants to 1) (set:$socks to 2) (set:$shoes to 2) (set:$underwear to 1) You walk through the gates of the carnival into the craziness that is the Wam Carnival. People are half naked and covered in all sorts of mess. Your goal is to make it to the other side of the carnival. The carnival layout is very linear with tents as far as the eye can see. You must pass through each tent to reach your goal. At the end of the carnival is a safe zone with a sign that says "I survived the Wam Carnival!" When you reach the sign, you get your picture taken with it for proof. However, you will have to make your way there trying to avoid losing your clothes and being covered in mess or else your picture will be put on the wall of shame and your humiliation imortalized. Not wasting anymore time you walk into the first tent and your first challenge [[Tent 1]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

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You walk into the first tent and find 3 ropes. There is a sign that reads "Pull one of these ropes in order to find the exit to this tent. One rope will open an exit, another will open a hole in the roof which will result in you getting covered in mess, the last rope is a surprise" Which will you choose? [[Rope 1]] [[Rope 2]] [[Rope 3]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

A curtain opens to reveal a door in the tent. You could either risk going through the door or try another rope. [[Go through the door->Outside 1]] [[Try one of the other ropes->Tent 1]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

You pull the rope and immediately are covered in a light green slime. [[Try one of the other ropes->Tent 1]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

A curtain opens to reveal a door in the tent. You could either risk going through the door or try another rope. [[Go through the door->Surprise]] [[Try one of the other ropes->Tent 1]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

You open the door bracing for a trap. Luckily, all you see in the sunlight and you're back outside. You can see a tent ahead of you with a door. [[Open door->Tent 2 Door]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

You open the door to see a small stage with a few seats for the audience. You see the exit to the tent at the other side of the tent. The show is about to start. Do you stay for the show or do you keep walking? [[Stay->Show]] [[Keep walking->Show 2]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

The show starts and the hostess comes out on stage. The host is a beautiful blond girl. She's wearing a very revealing carny outfit that shows off her cleavage. "Welcome everyone to the Wam Carnival! This tent will be a performance that includes you, the audience. Excuse me sir will you plese come up to help me with the show?" the hostess asks you. [[Volunteer->Round 1]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

You reach the door but just before you're able to open it you are grabbed from behind. A very large man has your arms and carries you to the center of the stage. A beautiful blond girl walks out onto the stage. She's wearing a very revealing carny outfit that shows off her cleavage. "Welcome everyone to the Wam Carnival! This tent will be a performance that includes you, the audience. But first of all, we have an audience member who didn't want to stay for the show." The crowd begins to boo. "Well I know what we can do with him." The hostess rolls out a set of stocks with a whole for your head and arms. "You will get strapped in here and wait for the show to be over and we will deal with you then." The hostess then straps you into the stocks and proceeds to take your shoes. (set: $shoes to 0) [[Next->Show punishment]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

"Alright then sir thank you for volunteering. Today we will play a game of chance. I'll flip a coin and if it lands on Heads you get pied in the face. If it lands on Tails, you stay clean. If you get pied all 3 times then we have a special surprise for you as well as losing an article of clothing. Easy enough. Now let's begin" Flip a coin to decide what happens [[Heads->Round 2 Pied]] [[Tails->Round 2 Clean]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

SPLAT! The hostess pies you in the face. Cream goes everywhere and you can hear the audience laughing at you. You clear your eyes of the pie. "ooh tough luck there. On to the next round! Flip a coin to decide what happens [[Heads->Round 3 Pied 2]] [[Tails->Round 3 Clean 2]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

"Tails looks like you're staying clean. Next round!" Flip a coin to decide what happens [[Heads->Round 3 Pied]] [[Tails->Round 3 Clean]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

SPLAT! The hostess pies you in the face. Cream goes everywhere and you can hear the audience laughing at you. You clear your eyes of the pie. "ooh tough luck there. On to the next round! [[Heads->Final Pied 4]] [[Tails->Final Clean 4]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

"Wow clean again! Lucky guy. Last round." Flip a coin to decide what happens [[Heads->Final Pied]] [[Tails->Final Clean]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

SPLAT! "Aw almost made it. Too bad.." Now you have one more round to play. You can choose one of the audience members to play against. You look in the audience and you see 2 girls. A blonde girl who is slightly messy and is missing her shoes and socks. And a brunette girl who's totally clean. "In this round the loser gets a pie and loses an article of clothing." Who will you choose? [[Brunette girl]] [[Blonde girl]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

"Amazing clean all 3 times! Now you have one more round to play. You can choose one of the audience members to play against. You look in the audience and you see 2 girls. A blonde girl who is slightly messy and is missing her shoes and socks. And a brunette girl who's totally clean. "In this round the loser gets a pie and loses an article of clothing." Who will you choose? [[Brunette girl]] [[Blonde girl]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

The pristine looking brunette girl comes on stage nervous for the coin toss. Flip a coin to decide what happens [[Heads->Brunette Pied]] [[Tails->Brunette Clean]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

The slightly messy blonde girl comes on stage ready for the coin toss. Flip a coin to decide what happens [[Heads->Blond Pied]] [[Tails->Blond Clean]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

"Heads! You know what that means!" The hostess gives her the pie. The blonde girl taunts you for a moment enjoying your tension. SPLAT! She finishes it off by smearing the pie up your face and on top of your head. She laughs as you wipe your eyes. "Also looks like our volunteer here will have to lose a piece of clothing. Let's make him lose his shoes"(set: $shoes to 0) "That's the show for now folks!" You can now exit the tent [[Exit tent->Outside 2]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

"Tails! You know what that means!" The hostess gives you the pie. The blonde girl sighs and accepts her fate. You wind up and pie her right in the face. She wipes the cream from her eyes as the audience laughs. She slowly takes her shirt off and hands it to the hostess reavealing a black lace bra. "That's the show for now folks!" You can now exit the tent [[Exit tent->Outside 2]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

"Heads! You know what that means!" The hostess gives her the pie. The brunette girl taunts you for a moment enjoying your tension. SPLAT! She finishes it off by smearing the pie up your face and on top of your head. She laughs as you wipe your eyes. "Also looks like our volunteer here will have to lose a piece of clothing. Let's make him lose his shoes" (set: $shoes to 0) "That's the show for now folks!" You can now exit the tent [[Exit tent->Outside 2]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

"Tails! You know what that means!" The hostess gives you the pie. The brunette girl is nervous for the pie. You wind up and pie her right in the face. She wipes the cream from her eyes as the audience laughs. She reaches to her feet to remove her shoes. "That's the show for now folks!" You can now exit the tent [[Exit tent->Outside 2]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

You walk outside where you see the next tent. You enter the tent and come to 2 doorways. You appear to have entered a maze. Will you take the left or the right? [[Left]] [[Right]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

SPLAT! The hostess pies you in the face again. The audience is erupting with laughter at your predicament. You clear your eyes of the pie. "ooh tough luck there again guy. Last round!" Flip a coin to decide what happens [[Heads->Final pied 3]] [[Tails->Final clean 3]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

"Looks like you're staying clean then this round" Flip a coin to decide what happens [[Heads->Final pied 2]] [[Tails->Final clean 2]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

SPLAT! The hostess pies you in the face again. The audience is erupting with laughter at your predicament. You clear your eyes of the pie. "Now you have one more round to play. You can choose one of the audience members to play against. You look in the audience and you see 2 girls. A blonde girl who is slightly messy and is missing her shoes and socks. And a brunette girl who's totally clean. "In this round the loser gets a pie and loses an article of clothing." Who will you choose? [[Brunette girl]] [[Blonde girl]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

"Wow 2 in a row. Well done!" Now you have one more round to play. You can choose one of the audience members to play against. You look in the audience and you see 2 girls. A blonde girl who is slightly messy and is missing her shoes and socks. And a brunette girl who's totally clean. "In this round the loser gets a pie and loses an article of clothing." Who will you choose? [[Brunette girl]] [[Blonde girl]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

SPLAT! "Well then sir looks like that's 3 pies in the face. First of all, get off those shoes. Second of all, we promised you a surprise and here it is." The hostess rolls out a set of stocks with a whole for your head and arms. "You will get strapped in here and then take a pie spanking for your poor performance. You're strapped into the stocks and turned around so your ass is facing the crowd. The sexy hostess walks behind you and pulls your pants down just enough to show your bare buttocks. She lightly spanks you a few times with her hand and then finally slapes your ass hard with a heavy cream pie. You hear the laughter and an feel the embarrasment. The hostess pulls your pants back up and spanks you one more time before releasing you. "That's the show for now folks!" You can now exit the tent (set: $shoes to 0) [[Outside 2]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

"Wow just barely avoiding the final punishment." Now you have one more round to play. You can choose one of the audience members to play against. You look in the audience and you see 2 girls. A blonde girl who is slightly messy and is missing her shoes and socks. And a brunette girl who's totally clean. "In this round the loser gets a pie and loses an article of clothing." Who will you choose? [[Brunette girl]] [[Blonde girl]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

SPLAT! The hostess pies you in the face again. The audience is erupting with laughter at your predicament. You clear your eyes of the pie. Now you have one more round to play. You can choose one of the audience members to play against. You look in the audience and you see 2 girls. A blonde girl who is slightly messy and is missing her shoes and socks. And a brunette girl who's totally clean. "In this round the loser gets a pie and loses an article of clothing." Who will you choose? [[Brunette girl]] [[Blonde girl]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

"Looks like you get to stay clean this round" Now you have one more round to play. You can choose one of the audience members to play against. You look in the audience and you see 2 girls. A blonde girl who is slightly messy and is missing her shoes and socks. And a brunette girl who's totally clean. "In this round the loser gets a pie and loses an article of clothing." Who will you choose? [[Brunette girl]] [[Blonde girl]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

You open the door expecting to come outside the tent. However you are instead put in another room of the tent and the door closes and locks behind you. There is another door at the end of the empty room. There's a head shaped hole next to the door with a sign that says "Your face is the key to this door" Seeing no other option you put your face in the hole and are immediately pied in the face by someone on the other side. Meanwhile a sexy female clown has snuck up behind you and spanks you on the ass with a thick cream pie. Luckily after all that, the door opens. You are back outside and can see a tent ahead of you with a door. [[Open door->Tent 2 Door]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

The show consisted of a game of chance where the audience members would flip a coin to see if they would get a pie in the face. After 4 rounds of this game the host directed her attention back to you. "Well well Mr. Disrespectful. It's time to teach you some respect." She pies you in the face and then turns you around so your ass is facing the crowd. The sexy hostess walks behind you and pulls your pants down just enough to show your bare buttocks. She lightly spanks you a few times with her hand and then finally slaps your ass hard with a heavy cream pie. You hear the laughter and and feel the embarrasment. The hostess pulls your pants back up and spanks you one more time before releasing you. "That's the show for now folks!" You can now exit the tent [[Outside 2]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

You take the left door As it opens you are covered in custard from above. It covers your head and trails down your back. You see 2 more doors. Left or Right? [[Left->Left Left]] [[Right->Left Right]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

You take the right door You come across another 2 doors Left or Right? [[Left->Right Left]] [[Right->Right Right]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

You take the left door The door opens and you immediately recieve a pie in the face. You wipe your eyes to see the scantily clad sexy clown girl run away and hide for future victims. You see 2 more doors Left or Right? [[Left->Left Left Left]] [[Right->Left Left Right]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

You take the left door [[Next->Left Finale 1]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

You take the right door You come across another 2 doors Left or Right? [[Left->Right Right Left]] [[Right->Right Right Right]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

You take the right door You come to the end of the tent and exit through the door. [[Next->Outside 3]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

You take the right door You come across another 2 doors Left or Right? [[Left->Left Right Left]] [[Right->Left Right Right]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

You take the left door The door opens and you immediately recieve a pie in the face and you are covered in custard from above. It covers your head and trails down your back. You wipe your eyes to see the scantily clad sexy clown girl run away and hide for future victims. Left or Right? [[Left->Right Left Left]] [[Right->Right Left Right]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

You take the right door You come to the end of the tent and exit through the door. [[Next->Outside 3]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

You take the left door [[Next->Left Finale 1]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

You take the left door [[Next->Left Finale 2]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

You take the right door You come to the end of the tent and exit through the door. [[Next->Outside 3]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

The door opens into a very dark room. The door closes behind you and you are left in pure darkness. You hear giggling around you but you cannot see where it's coming from. As you are walking, someone pulls your shorts down around your ankles. You trip and fall face first into a pie that was left on the ground. While you are face first in the pie someone behind you finishes pulling off your shorts leaving you in just your underwear. Still struggling to get up you feel someone pie you on the buttocks. Finally you get up and run to the end of the room where you see a door. While you are running you trip on a trip wire and fall face first again into a thick creamy pie. The trip wire triggers a cascade of slime onto your back, head and butt. As you get up you feel a girl grab your crotch and giggle. You blush red and the lights go on. You can see 2 scantily clad girl clowns. They laugh at your embarrassment and lead you to the door. The door is locked and they agree to open it for you for a price. They each pull out a pie and pie you on the butt and crotch. After you're fully humiliated they open the door for you. You walk through it and a pie swings down nailing you in the chest. Extremely messy and pantsless you exit the tent. (set: $pants to 0) [[Next->Outside 3]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

You see the next tent. You enter the front of the tent to see another stage. The hostess of this show immediately calls you up onto the stage with 2 other contestants. One was a busty blonde girl wearing a crop top and a bikini bottom and the other was another girl who was brunette wearing nothing but a bra and panties. The second girl had a very tight butt that jiggled as she walked. The hostess came onstage to explain the rules. "Hello everyone! Today we will have a talent contest. These 3 contestants will show off their skills and hope to impress our judges and you the audience. The winner will walk free with no punishment. 2nd place will be dunked into our dunk tank of slime. And third place will be dunked and lose their top. We will now take the contestants backstage so they can choose their talent. All three of you are lead backstage. [[Next->Backstage]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

Backstage the hostess gives you 3 possible choices. You could juggle, do a tight rope stunt, or do a slapstck comedy routine. [[Juggle]] [[Tight Rope]] [[Slapstick]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

You walk out onto the stage with the 2 girls. The blonde girl went first and performed the tight rope walk. The tight rope was suspended above a pool of cool whip, piled high to make the landing soft but messy. The blonde girl got about halfway before she lost her footing and plunged to the cream below. The judges shook their heads. Next up was you. You did your best at juggling but had no experience with the trick and failed horribly. You were hit with tomatoes for your poor performance. Lastly, the brunette girl performed the comedy act. She walked across the stage and came across 3 pies on the table. She jokingly tasted one and then picked it up and started walking away. She "slipped" and fell face first into the pie and the judges laughed. She got up and grabbed another pie with which she did the same thing. The judges were loving it. The last pie she grabbed and then shrugged her shoulders. She turned around away from the audience and pied herself right on her butt. She shook her jiggly ass to shake off some of the cream. The judges loved every minute. [[Next->Juggle 2]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

You walk out onto the stage with the 2 girls. You go first with your tight rope stunt. The tight rope was suspended above a pool of cool whip, piled high to make the landing soft but messy. You get about halfway before you start to lose your balance. [[Lean Left->Tight Rope 2 L]] [[Lean Right->Tight Rope 2 R]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

You decide to perform a slapstick comedy show. The brunette girl went first and performed the tight rope walk. The tight rope was suspended above a pool of cool whip, piled high to make the landing soft but messy. She got about halfway before she lost her footing and plunged to the cream below. The judges shook their heads. Next up was you. You approach a table of three pies. You decide to pretend to slip and fall on the first and second pies face first. The last pie you could either pie your face, your butt, or your crotch. [[Face]] [[Butt]] [[Crotch]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

All 3 of you were lead into dunk tanks. There was a scissor mechanism behind you which would cut off your top as you fell. The hostess hooked everyone up and prepared to pull the lever. The 2 who performed the worst were getting messy. The person with the lowest score also would get their top cut off. The hostess pulls the lever and...? [[Next->Juggle 3]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

SPLAT! You are dunked into a tub of slime. The slime oozes around your body and soaks into your clothes. You look over at the brunette girl who is still on her dunk tank. The blonde girl is frantically looking for her crop top which was cut off as she went down. She was now only left in her bikini. The hostess announces the winner and the brunette girl celebrates staying clean while you and the blonde girl are covered in slime. You are let out of the dunk tank and led to the exit of the tent. Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear [[Next->Outside 4]]

You lean right and regain your balance. You walk the rest of the way to the end, impressing the judges. The blonde girl goes next with a slapstick routine. She walked across the stage and came across 3 pies on the table. She jokingly tasted one and then picked it up and started walking away. She "slipped" and fell face first into the pie and the judges laughed. She got up and grabbed another pie with which she did the same thing. The judges were loving it. The last pie she grabbed and then shrugged her shoulders. She pied herself on her busty chest. The next act was the brunette girl who attempted to juggle. It became apparent that she had never done so. The judges were not impressed. [[Next->Tight Rope 3 R]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

You lean left to try and regain your balance but it doesn't help. You slip and plunge into the whipped cream piled high below. The girls and the hostess laugh while the judges shake their heads. The blonde girl goes next with a slapstick routine. She walked across the stage and came across 3 pies on the table. She jokingly tasted one and then picked it up and started walking away. She "slipped" and fell face first into the pie and the judges laughed. She got up and grabbed another pie with which she did the same thing. The judges were loving it. The last pie she grabbed and then shrugged her shoulders. She pied herself on her busty chest. The next act was the brunette girl who attempted to juggle. It became apparent that she had never done so. The judges were not impressed. [[Next->Tight Rope 3 L]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

All 3 of you were lead into dunk tanks. There was a scissor mechanism behind you which would cut off your top as you fell. The hostess hooked everyone up and prepared to pull the lever. The 2 who performed the worst were getting messy. The person with the lowest score also would get their top cut off. The hostess pulls the lever and...? [[Next->Tight Rope 4 L]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

SPLAT! You are dunked into a tub of slime while the mechanism cuts off your shirt. The slime oozes around your body. You look over at the blonde girl who is still on her dunk tank. The brunette girl is covered in slime just like you. The hostess announces the winner and the blonde girl celebrates staying clean while you and the brunette girl are covered in slime. You are let out of the dunk tank and led to the exit of the tent. (set: $shirt to 0) Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear [[Next->Outside 4]]

All 3 of you were lead into dunk tanks. There was a scissor mechanism behind you which would cut off your top as you fell. The hostess hooked everyone up and prepared to pull the lever. The 2 who performed the worst were getting messy. The person with the lowest score also would get their top cut off. The hostess pulls the lever and...? [[Next->Tight Rope 4 R]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

You see the other 2 girls drop into the slime. The brunette lost her bra and was covering her boobs and the blonde girl was just trying to manuver her way out of the tank. The hostess announces the winner and you celebrate staying clean while the blonde girl and the brunette girl are covered in slime. You are let out of the dunk tank and led to the exit of the tent. Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear [[Next->Outside 4]]

You pie yourself in the face and the judges and the girls laugh at your stunt. Last up is the blonde girl. She juggles flawlessly and impresses the judges. All 3 of you were lead into dunk tanks. There was a scissor mechanism behind you which would cut off your top as you fell. The hostess hooked everyone up and prepared to pull the lever. The 2 who performed the worst were getting messy. The person with the lowest score also would get their top cut off. The hostess pulls the lever and...? [[Next->Slapstick 2]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

You pie yourself in the crotch and the judges and the girls laugh at your stunt. Last up is the blonde girl. She juggles flawlessly and impresses the judges. All 3 of you were lead into dunk tanks. There was a scissor mechanism behind you which would cut off your top as you fell. The hostess hooked everyone up and prepared to pull the lever. The 2 who performed the worst were getting messy. The person with the lowest score also would get their top cut off. The hostess pulls the lever and...? [[Next->Slapstick 2]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

You pie yourself in the butt and the judges and the girls laugh at your stunt. Last up is the blonde girl. She juggles flawlessly and impresses the judges. All 3 of you were lead into dunk tanks. There was a scissor mechanism behind you which would cut off your top as you fell. The hostess hooked everyone up and prepared to pull the lever. The 2 who performed the worst were getting messy. The person with the lowest score also would get their top cut off. The hostess pulls the lever and...? [[Next->Slapstick 2]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

SPLAT! You are dunked into a tub of slime. The slime oozes around your body and soaks into your clothes. You look over at the blonde girl who is still on her dunk tank. The brunette lost her bra and was covering her boobs. The hostess announces the winner and the blonde girl celebrates staying clean while you and the blonde girl are covered in slime. You are let out of the dunk tank and led to the exit of the tent. Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear [[Next->Outside 4]]

You walk into the tent. Where you are immediately ambushed by a group of sexy girls. The girls grab you and force you into a set of stocks. There are 5 of them. One blonde, one brunette, one dark haired, one redhead and one strawberry blonde. The blonde one was the smallest of the group. She had medium sized boobs but a stunning ass. The brunette’s boobs were about the same and had a similarly fantastic ass. The dark haired girl and the redhead both had large breasts and small but pert butts. And lastly, the strawberry blonde girl had a gorgeous ass which bounced with the slightest movement and boobs that were popping out of her costume. They brought out a ton of pies on a trolley and set them next to you. The strawberry blonde girl spoke first. "You have been captured by the Wam Carnival Ladies. To escape your confinement you must answer five questions. If you get a question wrong you may lose an article of clothing or take one or two of these pies from one of these beautiful girls." The girls giggled. Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear [[Next->Question 1]]

The small blonde girl asked the first question. “Question 1, what is the capital of Canada?” [[Toronto->Q1 Wrong]] [[Ottawa->Q1 Right]] [[Vancouver->Q1 Wrong]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

"Correct!" [[Next->Question 2]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

“Wrong!” The blonde girl slaps the pie in your defenseless face and laughs. You feel embarrassed and await the next question. [[Next->Question 2]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

The brunette girl stepped up to ask the next question. “Question 2, what year was President Abe Lincoln assassinated?” [[1865->Q2 Right]] [[1880->Q2 Wrong]] [[1870->Q2 Wrong]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

The dark haired girl was next. “Question 3, what is the most expensive mineral in the world?” [[Platinum->Q3 Wrong]] [[Lithium->Q3 Right]] [[Diamond->Q3 Wrong]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

"Correct!" [[Next->Question 3]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

“Incorrect!” (if: $shirt is 0)[The brunette pours a bucket of slime over your head and back.] (if: $shirt is 1)[The brunette cuts your shirt clean off revealing your skin. (set: $shirt to 0)] [[Next->Question 3]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

“Nope!” (if: $shoes is 0)[The dark haired girl takes off your socks.(set:$socks to 0)] (if: $shoes is 2)[The dark haired girl takes off your shoes.(set:$shoes to 0)] [[Next->Question 4]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

"Correct!" [[Next->Question 4]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

The redhead girl asked the next question. “Question 4, who wrote The Merry Adventures of Robin Hood?” [[Thornton Oakley->Q4 Wrong]] [[Thompson Pyle->Q4 Wrong]] [[Howard Pyle->Q4 Right]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

"Correct!" [[Next->Question 5]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

“Howard Pie-El! Get it?” The redhead head girl proceeds to pull down your shorts and tease you with a pie. She grabs your buttocks and spanks them lightly. Finally she spanks you firmly on the bare ass with the pie. She laughs and spanks you one more time leaving a creamy handprint. She pulls your pants back up over the creamy pie. [[Next->Question 5]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

Lastly, the beautiful strawberry blonde girl asked the final question. “Question 5, what color are my underwear?” [[Pink->Q5 Wrong]] [[Blue->Q5 Wrong]] [[White->Q5 Wrong]] [[Red->Q5 Right]] [[Purple->Q5 Wrong]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

"Correct!" [[Next->Outside 5]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

“Hahaha. Nope, looks like I'll get to have some fun with you myself as well. I'll even do it in my undies to show you I'm not lying.” The strawberry blonde girl undoes her costume and lets it drop to the floor showing off her stunning body. She was indeed wearing red underwear. A sexy red bra and a lacy red thong. She taunts you by shaking her ass and jiggling her tits a little bit. (if: $pants to 0)[She cuts off your underpants letting them fall to your feet.(set: $underwear to 0)] (if: $pants == 1)[She cuts off your pants letting them fall to your feet.(set: $pants to 0)] She reaches down and grabs your erection to feel how hard it is. She laughs and brings out 3 pies. She places the first right in your face. She then walks around to your side and smashes one over your crotch. Lastly, she walks behind your ass and holds the pie in front of her own crotch. She pies your ass and then proceeds to grind her crotch into your bum and feel your dick. You are helpless in the situation. She ends your torture with a slap on the ass and a kiss on the cheek. She sexily walks back in front of you waving her ass in your cream covered face. She unlocks your stocks and leads you to the exit. The other girls laugh as you walk off messy and humiliated. [[Next->Outside 5]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

You see the final tent and walk inside. You open the door and immediately see a large rock wall. You are approached by a sexy clown girl. "The final tent is an obsticle course! You must choose the correct path and complete it within 5 minutes or suffer the consequences of the Wam Caranival Clowns." [[Next->Rock wall]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

You approach the rock wall and grab one of the hand holds. You start making your way up the rock wall. You reach the top and see 3 slides. Which one will you go down? [[Left->Slide 1]] [[Middle->Slide 2]] [[Right->Slide 3]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

You take the right slide. You zip down the tube and land neatly in a ball pit. You have to work your way out through the ball pit which takes some time. You work your way through to the next obstacle. There is a balance beam suspended above a vat of green slime. Proceed quickly or carefully? [[Quick->Quick 1]] [[Careful->Careful 1]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

You take the middle slide. You zip down the slide and break through a paper barrier. You land directly into a pile of creamy gooey whipped cream. You work your way out of the pile of cream to the next obstacle. There is a small set of monkey bars suspended over a vat of green slime and a small tunnel that you must crawl through. [[Tunnel 1]] [[Monkey Bars 1]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

You zip down the slide into a baby pool filled with spaghetti and sauce. dripping in spaghetti noodles and sauce you climb out of the pool and come across a tunnel and some monkey bars. [[Tunnel 2]] [[Monkey Bars 2]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

You move across the balance beam as carefully as possible. You slip a little bit but regain your balance and make it to the end. You encounter another balance beam. Continue carefully or quickly? [[Quick->Quick 2]] [[Careful->Careful 2]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

You move across the balance beam as quickly as you can. You slip a little bit but regain your balance and make it to the end. You encounter another balance beam. Continue carefully or quickly? [[Quick->Quick 2]] [[Careful->Careful 2]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

You swiftly make your way across the balance beam but you lose your footing. SLAT! You are dunked into cold green slime. The slime is fairly deep and it takes a while for you to make your way out. Lastly, you see the finish line on the other side of some monkey bars. The monkey bars were hanging above another large vat of green slime. You make your way across the monkey bars, however, your slimy hands make it hard to grab the bars. You slip again into more slime. You hear a buzzer go off meaning that you have failed the last tent. You walk to the finish line where a group of sexy clown girls are eager to punish you. [[Next->Clown girls]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear

You slowly cross the second beam, careful not to fall over. Lastly, you see the finish line on the other side of some monkey bars. The monkey bars were hanging above another large vat of green slime. You make your way across the monkey bars with no issue and cross the finish line before the time limit. Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear [[Exit Last Tent]]

The clown girls swarm you all at once. They strip off all your clothes leaving you totally exposed. One of them takes a squirt gun filled with slime and aims for your chest and crotch. You are covered in green slime. While you are blasted with goo, another girl spanks you hard with a big pie. Lastly, you are grabbed and thrown face first into a large kiddie pool filled with whipped cream. While you are face down in the cream you feel more slime hit your back and bum while two more girls spank you. You finally get out of the pool, naked and humiliated. (set:$shirt to 0) (set:$pants to 0) (set:$socks to 0) (set:$shoes to 0) (set:$underwear to 0) Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear [[Exit Last Tent L]]

You make your way across the monkey bars, however, your slimy hands make it hard to grab the bars. You slip again into more slime. You hear a buzzer go off meaning that you have failed the last tent. You walk to the finish line where a group of sexy clown girls are eager to punish you. [[Next->Clown girls]] Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear [[Exit Last Tent]]

You begin to crawl through the tunnel. As you go further, the tunnel becomes darker and darker. You hear behind you a mechanism go off. A pie comes flying through the tunnel behind you and slaps you on the ass. However, it doesn't slow you down and you reach the end of the tunnel and see the finish line. You cross with plenty of time to spare. Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear [[Exit Last Tent]]

You begin to crawl through the tunnel. As you go further, the tunnel becomes darker and darker. You hear behind you a mechanism go off. A pie comes flying through the tunnel behind you and slaps you on the ass. You continue crawling for what seems like forever. The tunnel goes on and on until you hear a buzzer meaning you've run out of time. You finally reach the end of the tunnel and look up to the faces of sexy clown girls excited to humiliate you. [[Clown girls]]

You see the finish line on the other side of some monkey bars. The monkey bars were hanging above another large vat of green slime. You make your way across the monkey bars with no issue and cross the finish line before the time limit. Shirt = $shirt Pants = $pants Socks = $socks Shoes = $shoes Underwear = $underwear [[Exit Last Tent]]

You exit the last tent. All of your trials and tribulations are over. Now it is time to see if you will be on the wall of shame. If you still have your pants click here [[1]] If you lost your pants but still have underwear click here [[2]] If you lost your shorts and underwear click here [[3]] If you lost all of your clothes click here [[4]] If you still have all of your clothes click here [[5]]

You exit the last tent. All of your trials and tribulations are over. You come to the end of the carnival, naked and covered in mess. Your humiliation is almost over. You walk over to the safe zone and are handed a sign that says "I survived the Wam Carnival" by another sexy carnie girl. She laughs at your appearance and takes your picture with the sign. She puts the picture up on the wall of shame for all to see. You walk home naked and embarrassed. If you were just a little more lucky. [[Try again->Intro]]

You walk over to the safe zone and are handed a sign that says "I survived the Wam Carnival" by another sexy carnie girl. You pose for the picture triumphantly. Your picture is taken and put on the wall of winners. You escaped with minimum humiliation and walk home with some dignity intact. [[Try again->Intro]]

You walk over to the safe zone and are handed a sign that says "I survived the Wam Carnival" by another sexy carnie girl. She laughs at your appearance and takes your picture with the sign. You pose for the picture with your underwear on full display. Your picture is then put on the wall of shame for people to laugh at your humiliation. You walk home half naked and messy. Well it could have been worse. [[Try again->Intro]]

You walk over to the safe zone and are handed a sign that says "I survived the Wam Carnival" by another sexy carnie girl. She laughs at your appearance and takes your picture with the sign. You pose for the picture with your crotch on full display. Your picture is then put on the wall of shame for people to laugh at your humiliation. You walk home mostly naked and messy. Well it could have been worse. [[Try again->Intro]]

You come to the end of the carnival, naked and covered in mess. Your humiliation is almost over. You walk over to the safe zone and are handed a sign that says "I survived the Wam Carnival" by another sexy carnie girl. She laughs at your appearance and takes your picture with the sign. She puts the picture up on the wall of shame for all to see. You walk home naked and embarrassed. If you were just a little more lucky. [[Try again->Intro]]

You walk over to the safe zone and are handed a sign that says "I survived the Wam Carnival" by another sexy carnie girl. You pose for the picture triumphantly. Your picture is taken and put on the wall of winners. Incredibly you made it through without losing any clothing. Very Impressive! [[Try again->Intro]]