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<div id="title">BRETT<br>KAVANAUGH<br>HEARING<br>SIMULATOR</div>
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}You are Brett Kavanaugh at your Supreme Court nomination hearing.
You are sitting in your seat, chugging water.
The first $Emph[senator] asks you a question.
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$Emph[DEMOCRATIC SENATOR]: Do you drink too much?
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</ol>$Emph[KAVANAUGH]: Eh yo, I liked beer, I still like beer. Beer.
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</div>$Emph[KAVANAUGH]: This is hard I'm sad.
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</div>$Emph[KAVANAUGH]: These questions, argh! Amirite? Jeez!
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</div>$CharChoice[REPUBLICAN SENATOR]: You seem pretty tight. I think the real enemy here is democrats.
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$Emph[DEMOCRATIC SENATOR]: You ever black out from drinking?
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</ol>$Emph[KAVANAUGH]: Hey, beer is great. No, I've never blacked out, just fallen asleep involuntarily. Way different, dawg.
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</div>$Emph[KAVANAUGH]: You're all so mean to me :( Hearings aren't supposed to be hard.
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</div>$Emph[KAVANAUGH]: I'm angry! So many questions! What is this, //a hearing//?
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</div>$CharChoice[LINDSEY GRAHAM]: Democrats, ooooo, I tells ya! You think you're so smart. Oh boy, don't get me started!
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$Emph[DEMOCRATIC SENATOR]: Your yearbook kinda makes it sound like you have a history of assault.
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</ol>$Emph[KAVANAUGH]: As you can see on my calendars that I made myself I clearly have "Def didn't assault anyone" written on the date in question.
$CharChoice[REPUBLICAN SENATOR]: Pretty compelling.
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</div>$Emph[KAVANAUGH]: This is hard. No one is thinking about how hard this assault is hurting my feelings!
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</div>$Emph[KAVANAUGH]: I worked really hard to be a lawyer! Yale. YALE!
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</div>$CharChoice[REPUBLICAN SENATOR]: `*Yells Incoherently*`.
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$Emph[DEMOCRATIC SENATOR]: Do you wish Dr. Ford hadn't come forward.
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</ol>$Emph[KAVANAUGH]: Pff, whew, hey, come on, ya know, for real, like, who can say, I mean, you get it.
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</div>$Emph[KAVANAUGH]: I went to Yale, it's hard being a white guy who went to Yale.
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</div>$Emph[KAVANAUGH]: Yale, ya jerks, YALE! I busted my tail, oh boy you know it!
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$CharChoice[REPUBLICAN SENATOR]: The baby Jesus is watching so no fibbing: Did you assult Dr. Ford?
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$Emph[KAVANAUGH]: Well, ya know, gee whiz, I guess, depends who ya ask, but, um, nah.
$CharChoice[REPUBLICAN SENATOR]: Rock solid testimony. Hearing adjourned.
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<div class="center">You made it. You'll probably get confirmed.</div>
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