Brett Kavanaugh Hearing Simulator

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You are Brett Kavanaugh at your Supreme Court nomination hearing. You are sitting in your seat, chugging water. The first $Emph[senator] asks you a question. { <div class="center"> [[`*GULP*`->question 1]] </div> }

{ (set: $questionCounter to it +1) (set: $showFooter to true) } $Emph[DEMOCRATIC SENATOR]: Do you drink too much? <ol> <li>[[<q>Hey, I like beer.</q>->question 1 answer 1]]</li> <li>[[Cry->question 1 answer cry]]</li> <li>[[Yell stuff->question 1 answer yell]]</li> </ol>

$Emph[KAVANAUGH]: Eh yo, I liked beer, I still like beer. Beer. <div class="center"> [[CONTINUE->question 2]] </div>

$Emph[KAVANAUGH]: This is hard I'm sad. <div class="center"> [[CONTINUE->question 2]] </div>

$Emph[KAVANAUGH]: These questions, argh! Amirite? Jeez! <div class="center"> [[CONTINUE->question 2]] </div>

$CharChoice[REPUBLICAN SENATOR]: You seem pretty tight. I think the real enemy here is democrats. { <div class="center"> [[CONTINUE->question 3]] </div> }

{ (set: $questionCounter to it +1) } $Emph[DEMOCRATIC SENATOR]: You ever black out from drinking? <ol> <li>[[<q>Hey, come on, beer.</q>->question 3 answer 1]]</li> <li>[[Cry->question 3 answer cry]]</li> <li>[[Yell stuff->question 3 answer yell]]</li> </ol>

$Emph[KAVANAUGH]: Hey, beer is great. No, I've never blacked out, just fallen asleep involuntarily. Way different, dawg. <div class="center"> [[CONTINUE->question 4]] </div>

$Emph[KAVANAUGH]: You're all so mean to me :( Hearings aren't supposed to be hard. <div class="center"> [[CONTINUE->question 4]] </div>

$Emph[KAVANAUGH]: I'm angry! So many questions! What is this, //a hearing//? <div class="center"> [[CONTINUE->question 4]] </div>

$CharChoice[LINDSEY GRAHAM]: Democrats, ooooo, I tells ya! You think you're so smart. Oh boy, don't get me started! <div class="center"> [[CONTINUE->question 5]] </div>

{ (set: $questionCounter to it +1) } $Emph[DEMOCRATIC SENATOR]: Your yearbook kinda makes it sound like you have a history of assault. <ol> <li>[[<q>Bringing a yearbook to this hearing is dumb. Anyway check out these calendars.</q>->question 5 answer 1]]</li> <li>[[Cry->question 5 answer cry]]</li> <li>[[Yell stuff->question 5 answer yell]]</li> </ol>

$Emph[KAVANAUGH]: As you can see on my calendars that I made myself I clearly have "Def didn't assault anyone" written on the date in question. $CharChoice[REPUBLICAN SENATOR]: Pretty compelling. <div class="center"> [[CONTINUE->question 6]] </div>

$Emph[KAVANAUGH]: This is hard. No one is thinking about how hard this assault is hurting my feelings! <div class="center"> [[CONTINUE->question 6]] </div>

$Emph[KAVANAUGH]: I worked really hard to be a lawyer! Yale. YALE! <div class="center"> [[CONTINUE->question 6]] </div>

$CharChoice[REPUBLICAN SENATOR]: `*Yells Incoherently*`. <div class="center"> [[CONTINUE->question 7]] </div>

{ (set: $questionCounter to it +1) } $Emph[DEMOCRATIC SENATOR]: Do you wish Dr. Ford hadn't come forward. <ol> <li>[[<q>Oh, jeez, hey, come on...</q>->question 7 answer 1]]</li> <li>[[Cry->question 7 answer cry]]</li> <li>[[Yell stuff->question 7 answer yell]]</li> </ol>

$Emph[KAVANAUGH]: Pff, whew, hey, come on, ya know, for real, like, who can say, I mean, you get it. <div class="center"> [[CONTINUE->question 8]] </div>

$Emph[KAVANAUGH]: I went to Yale, it's hard being a white guy who went to Yale. <div class="center"> [[CONTINUE->question 8]] </div>

$Emph[KAVANAUGH]: Yale, ya jerks, YALE! I busted my tail, oh boy you know it! <div class="center"> [[CONTINUE->question 8]] </div>

{ (set: $questionCounter to it +1) } $CharChoice[REPUBLICAN SENATOR]: The baby Jesus is watching so no fibbing: Did you assult Dr. Ford? <ol> <li>[[<q>Well, I mean, hold on...</q>->question 9 answer 1]]</li> </ol>

$Emph[KAVANAUGH]: Well, ya know, gee whiz, I guess, depends who ya ask, but, um, nah. $CharChoice[REPUBLICAN SENATOR]: Rock solid testimony. Hearing adjourned. <div class="center"> [[CONTINUE->end]] </div> { (set: $showFooter to false) }

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