ToddlerRPG

Cold. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Cry|Hungry]][[ * Wait|Cold]]

Someone makes you warm. Time passes. Hungry. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Cry|Uncomfortable]][[ * Wait|Hungry2]]

Still cold. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Cry|Hungry]][[ * Wait|Cold]]

Someone makes your hunger go away. Time passes. Uncomfortable. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Cry|Crying time!]][[ * Wait|Uncomfortable2]]

Still hungry. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Cry|Uncomfortable]][[ * Wait|Hungry2]]

Someone makes you comfortable. Time passes. Now you want to cry. Just because. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Cry|Comfort]][[ * Wait|Sleep]]

Still uncomfortable. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Cry|Crying time!]][[ * Wait|Uncomfortable2]]

Someone comes to comfort you. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Chapter 2]]

After a while, you don't feel like crying anymore. You fall asleep. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Chapter 2]]

Maama and Daadee give you things you want. While this generally pleases you, you still find Maama and Daadee to be frustrating. They seem to understand their own names, but otherwise don't often understand your words. They are teaching you how to use your hands to speak. It's dark and you're cold. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Call Maama|Maama cold]][[ * Call Daadee|Daadee cold]][[ * Cry|Cry cold]][[ * Use words|Words cold]][[ * Sign|Sign cold]]

You cry. Maama appears. She makes you warm. You fall asleep. You wake up hungry. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Call Maama|Maama hungry]][[ * Call Daadee|Daadee hungry]][[ * Cry|Cry hungry]][[ * Use words|Words hungry]][[ * Sign|Sign hungry]]

"No, I'm Daadee," Daadee says. Daadee is very silly. You're still cold. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Call Maama|Daadee cold 1]][[ * Call Daadee|Daadee cold 2]][[ * Cry|Daadee cold 3]][[ * Use words|Daadee cold 4]][[ * Sign|Daadee cold 3]]

"I think I know what you need," says Daadee. Daadee makes you warm. You fall asleep. You wake up hungry. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Call Maama|Maama hungry]][[ * Call Daadee|Daadee hungry]][[ * Cry|Cry hungry]][[ * Use words|Words hungry]][[ * Sign|Sign hungry]]

"I love listening to you talk," says Daadee. You're still cold. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Call Maama|Daadee cold 1]][[ * Call Daadee|Daadee cold 2]][[ * Cry|Daadee cold 3]][[ * Use words|Daadee cold 4]][[ * Sign|Daadee cold 3]]

"Yes, I'm Maama. What do you want?" says Maama nicely with signing accompaniment. You're still cold. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Call Maama|Maama cold 1]][[ * Call Daadee|Maama cold 2]][[ * Cry|Maama cold 3]][[ * Use words|Maama cold 4]][[ * Sign|Maama cold 5]]

"No, Daadee is not here, Baby," says Maama nicely with signing accompaniment. "What do you want?" You're still cold. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Call Maama|Maama cold 1]][[ * Call Daadee|Maama cold 2]][[ * Cry|Maama cold 3]][[ * Use words|Maama cold 4]][[ * Sign|Maama cold 5]]

Maama hugs you and makes you warm. Nice Maama. You fall asleep. You wake up hungry. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Call Maama|Maama hungry]][[ * Call Daadee|Daadee hungry]][[ * Cry|Cry hungry]][[ * Use words|Words hungry]][[ * Sign|Sign hungry]]

"You're getting so good at talking!" says Maama. You're still cold. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Call Maama|Maama cold 1]][[ * Call Daadee|Maama cold 2]][[ * Cry|Maama cold 3]][[ * Use words|Maama cold 4]][[ * Sign|Maama cold 5]]

"I think I know what you need," says Maama. "I think you're cold! Here, let me teach you the sign for cold." Congratulations! You learned a new sign! Maama makes you warm. You fall asleep. You wake up hungry. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Call Maama|Maama hungry]][[ * Call Daadee|Daadee hungry]][[ * Cry|Cry hungry]][[ * Use words|Words hungry]][[ * Sign|Sign hungry]]

Daadee appears. You're still hungry. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Call Maama|Daadee hungry 1]][[ * Call Daadee|Daadee hungry 2]][[ * Cry|Daadee hungry 3]][[ * Use words|Daadee hungry 4]][[ * Sign|Daadee hungry 5]]

You cry. Maama appears. She feeds you. You fall asleep. You wake up uncomfortable. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Call Maama|Maama uncomfortable]][[ * Call Daadee|Daadee uncomfortable]][[ * Cry|Cry uncomfortable]][[ * Use words|Words uncomfortable]][[ * Sign|Sign uncomfortable]]

Maama appears. You're still uncomfortable. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Call Maama|Maama uncomfortable 1]][[ * Call Daadee|Maama uncomfortable 2]][[ * Cry|Maama uncomfortable 3]][[ * Use words|Maama uncomfortable 4]][[ * Sign|Maama uncomfortable 5]]

Daadee appears. You're still uncomfortable. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Call Maama|Daadee uncomfortable 1]][[ * Call Daadee|Daadee uncomfortable 2]][[ * Cry|Daadee uncomfortable 3]][[ * Use words|Daadee uncomfortable 4]][[ * Sign|Daadee uncomfortable 5]]

You cry. Maama appears. She changes your diaper. Much better! You fall asleep. But you wake up sweating. It's too hot. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Call Maama|Naked Time]][[ * Call Daadee|Naked Time]][[ * Cry|Naked Time]][[ * Use words|Naked Time]][[ * Sign|Naked Time]][[ * Get naked]]

You use your words. You're still uncomfortable. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Call Maama|Maama uncomfortable]][[ * Call Daadee|Daadee uncomfortable]][[ * Cry|Cry uncomfortable]][[ * Use words|Words uncomfortable]][[ * Sign|Sign uncomfortable]]

You use your signs. You're still uncomfortable. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Call Maama|Maama uncomfortable]][[ * Call Daadee|Daadee uncomfortable]][[ * Cry|Cry uncomfortable]][[ * Use words|Words uncomfortable]][[ * Sign|Sign uncomfortable]]

"No, I'm Daadee," Daadee says. Daadee is very silly. You're still hungry. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Call Maama|Daadee hungry 1]][[ * Call Daadee|Daadee hungry 2]][[ * Cry|Daadee hungry 3]][[ * Use words|Daadee hungry 4]][[ * Sign|Daadee hungry 5]]

"Oh, I'd better get Maama," says Daadee. Maama feeds you. You fall asleep. You wake up uncomfortable. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Call Maama|Maama uncomfortable]][[ * Call Daadee|Daadee uncomfortable]][[ * Cry|Cry uncomfortable]][[ * Use words|Words uncomfortable]][[ * Sign|Sign uncomfortable]]

"I love listening to you talk," says Daadee. You're still hungry. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Call Maama|Daadee hungry 1]][[ * Call Daadee|Daadee hungry 2]][[ * Cry|Daadee hungry 3]][[ * Use words|Daadee hungry 4]][[ * Sign|Daadee hungry 5]]

"Oh, you want milk! I'll get Maama," says Daadee as he disappears. Maama appears and feeds you. You fall asleep. You wake up uncomfortable. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Call Maama|Maama uncomfortable]][[ * Call Daadee|Daadee uncomfortable]][[ * Cry|Cry uncomfortable]][[ * Use words|Words uncomfortable]][[ * Sign|Sign uncomfortable]]

"Yes, I'm Maama. What do you want?" says Maama nicely with signing accompaniment. You're still hungry. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Call Maama|Maama hungry 1]][[ * Call Daadee|Maama hungry 2]][[ * Cry|Maama hungry 3]][[ * Use words|Maama hungry 4]][[ * Sign|Maama hungry 5]]

"No, Daadee is not here, Baby," says Maama nicely with signing accompaniment. "What do you want?" You're still hungry. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Call Maama|Maama hungry 1]][[ * Call Daadee|Maama hungry 2]][[ * Cry|Maama hungry 3]][[ * Use words|Maama hungry 4]][[ * Sign|Maama hungry 5]]

Maama hugs you and feeds you. Nice Maama. You fall asleep. You wake up uncomfortable. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Call Maama|Maama uncomfortable]][[ * Call Daadee|Daadee uncomfortable]][[ * Cry|Cry uncomfortable]][[ * Use words|Words uncomfortable]][[ * Sign|Sign uncomfortable]]

"You're getting so good at talking!" says Maama. You're still hungry. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Call Maama|Maama hungry 1]][[ * Call Daadee|Maama hungry 2]][[ * Cry|Maama hungry 3]][[ * Use words|Maama hungry 4]][[ * Sign|Maama hungry 5]]

"That's very good signing, Baby!" explaims Maama. Maama feeds you. You fall asleep. You wake up uncomfortable. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Call Maama|Maama hungry 1]][[ * Call Daadee|Maama hungry 2]][[ * Cry|Maama hungry 3]][[ * Use words|Maama hungry 4]][[ * Sign|Maama hungry 5]]

"Trust me, Maama doesn't want to come in here. Daadee thinks you need a new diaper, stinky baby." He changes your diaper. Much better! You fall asleep. But you wake up sweating. It's too hot. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Call Maama|Naked Time]][[ * Call Daadee|Naked Time]][[ * Cry|Naked Time]][[ * Use words|Naked Time]][[ * Sign|Naked Time]][[ * Get naked]]

"Yep, that's me. Smells like you need a new diaper, stinky baby." He changes your diaper. Much better! You fall asleep. But you wake up sweating. It's too hot. ---------------------------------------------------------------[[ * Call Maama|Naked Time]][[ * Call Daadee|Naked Time]][[ * Cry|Naked Time]][[ * Use words|Naked Time]][[ * Sign|Naked Time]][[ * Get naked]]

"Shh! New diaper time!" Daadee manages to yell-whisper over your pathetic wailing. You fuss considerably, but Daadee is eventually able to get you into a new diaper. Much better! You fall asleep. But you wake up sweating. It's too hot. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Call Maama|Naked Time]][[ * Call Daadee|Naked Time]][[ * Cry|Naked Time]][[ * Use words|Naked Time]][[ * Sign|Naked Time]][[ * Get naked]]

"Yes, it smells like quite an achievement," says Daadee as he changes your diaper. Much better! You fall asleep. But you wake up sweating. It's too hot. ---------------------------------------------------------------[[ * Call Maama|Naked Time]][[ * Call Daadee|Naked Time]][[ * Cry|Naked Time]][[ * Use words|Naked Time]][[ * Sign|Naked Time]][[ * Get naked]]

"That's very nice signing. Yes, I can smell that you need a new diaper. Here we go," Daadee says as he begins to get you into a new diaper. Much better! You fall asleep. But you wake up sweating. It's too hot. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Call Maama|Naked Time]][[ * Call Daadee|Naked Time]][[ * Cry|Naked Time]][[ * Use words|Naked Time]][[ * Sign|Naked Time]][[ * Get naked]]

You think about it. You're too hot and too sleepy to wait for help. It's just these clothes Maama and Daadee put you in. If you just take them off, you won't be too hot. You unzip your zippy thing and unfwoosh your fwooshy thing. Congratulations! While you are not fully naked, you are no longer too hot. You fall asleep, slightly disrobed, for your parents to puzzle over in the morning.(set: $ath to 2)(set:$wis to 2)(set:$ben to 2)(set:$fun to 2) --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Chapter 3]]

You devise a cunning solution. It occurs to you that Maama and Daadee had put you in clothes that go zip. You unzip them. They had also put you in a diaper with flaps that pull off with a fwoosh. You unfwoosh your diaper. Congratulations! While you are not fully naked, you are no longer too hot. You fall asleep, slightly disrobed, for your parents to puzzle over in the morning.(set: $ath to 3)(set:$wis to 3)(set:$ben to 3)(set:$fun to 3) --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Chapter 3]]

"Shh, Maama is going to change your diaper," says Maama as she picks you up. Much better! You fall asleep. But you wake up sweating. It's too hot. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Call Maama|Naked Time]][[ * Call Daadee|Naked Time]][[ * Cry|Naked Time]][[ * Use words|Naked Time]][[ * Sign|Naked Time]][[ * Get naked]][[

"Good idea," says Maama with a mischievous grin. She disappears. Daadee appears. He changes your diaper. He looks a little green. Much better! You fall asleep. But you wake up sweating. It's too hot. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Call Maama|Naked Time]][[ * Call Daadee|Naked Time]][[ * Cry|Naked Time]][[ * Use words|Naked Time]][[ * Sign|Naked Time]][[ * Get naked]]

"Shh!" says Maama. "You need a diaper!" She reminds you the sign for diaper. You sign diaper at Maama while she changes it. Much better! You fall asleep. But you wake up sweating. It's too hot. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Call Maama|Naked Time]][[ * Call Daadee|Naked Time]][[ * Cry|Naked Time]][[ * Use words|Naked Time]][[ * Sign|Naked Time]][[ * Get naked]]

You tell Maama a story while she changes your diaper. Much better! You fall asleep. But you wake up sweating. It's too hot. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Call Maama|Naked Time]][[ * Call Daadee|Naked Time]][[ * Cry|Naked Time]][[ * Use words|Naked Time]][[ * Sign|Naked Time]][[ * Get naked]]

"Yes, that's very good signing, Baby. You definitely need a diaper," says Maama. She changes your diaper. Much better! You fall asleep. But you wake up sweating. It's too hot. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Call Maama|Naked Time]][[ * Call Daadee|Naked Time]][[ * Cry|Naked Time]][[ * Use words|Naked Time]][[ * Sign|Naked Time]][[ * Get naked]]

Maama lets you play on the floor. You see a lot of things she always lets you play with. You also see new things. You're bored. (set: $remote to 0) (set: $kitties to 2) (set: $boredom to 0) (set: $patience to 3)(set: $Daadee to 0)(set:$day to $day + 1) (display:"Home Options")

You half-heartedly play with your toys. You've already played with them before, and nobody pays attention to you when you play with them. You're too bored for these toys. You look for something else to do. (set: $boredom to 1) + 1 to wisdom!(set: $wis to $wis + 1) Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun (display:"Home Options")

The crinkly thing looks like fun. You play with it for a while. It makes pleasant crinkly and rippy sounds. Maama doesn't seem to like the rippy sound though. She takes your crinkly thing and the floppy thing off the table and places them out of your reach. She reminds you to not take things off the table. (set: $bills to 1) (set: $book to 1) (set: $patience to $patience -1) (set: $boredom to 0) - 1 to benevolence! (set: $ben to $ben - 1) + 1 to fun! (set: $fun to $fun + 1) Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun (display:"Home Options")

The floppy thing is heavier than it looks. It plops on the floor as you pull it off the table. Maama says something you can't quite make out. You sit down and begin to flip through the floppy thing. It has a few pictures that remind you of the fuzzy thing Mamaa is playing with. Maama keeps saying something you're pretty sure is directed at you, but you you're engrossed with your new toy. Mamaa gets up and gently takes the floppy thing from you and the crinkly thing off the table. She places them out of your reach and reminds you to not pull things off of the table.(set: $bills to 1) (set: $book to 1) (set: $patience to $patience -1) (set: $boredom to 0) - 1 to benevolence! (set: $ben to $ben - 1) + 1 to fun! (set: $fun to $fun + 1) Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun (display:"Home Options")

You seize the plastic thing. You were not prepared for its amazingness. It has clicky things. You click them.(set: $remote to 1) (set: $patience to $patience - 1)(set: $boredom to 0) Maama protests. She tells you, "The remote is not a toy.(if:$patience > 0)[ Please play with your toys.]" She places the remote out of your reach. + 1 to fun! (set: $fun to $fun + 1) Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun (display:"Home Options")

You decide to join Maama in her game.(set: $yarn to 1) (set: $patience to $patience - 1)(set: $boredom to 0) + 1 to benevolence! (set: $ben to $ben + 1) Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun She selfishly refuses to let you play with her! "This is my knitting!" she says, "You aren't old enough to knit yet!" (if:$patience > 0)[She points to your toys. "You're supposed to be playing with your toys, remember?"] She sets her knitting out of your reach. (display:"Home Options")

You spot a kitty. He's so cute! You must pet him! You squeal with joy and make haste to pet the kitty! Luck roll! (if: (random: 1, 9) < 3)[Success! You pet the kitty. Lucky! + 5 to benevolence! (set: $ben to $ben + 5) + 1 to fun! (set: $fun to $fun + 1) You haven't learned how to be gentle yet, so the kitty flees in terror.](else:)[+ 1 to benevolence! (set: $ben to $ben + 1) + 1 to fun! (set: $fun to $fun + 1) The kitty eludes you and slips into the other room.](set: $kitties to $kitties - 1)(set: $boredom to 0) Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun (display:"Home Options")

You don't make much progress up the mountain. Maama tears across the room and tells you very firmly, "We do not climb on shelves." (set: $boredom to 0) (set: $patience to $patience - 1)(if:$patience > 0)[She picks you up, carries you over to your toys, and sets you back down.] + 1 to athleticism! (set: $ath to $ath + 1) + 1 to fun! (set: $fun to $fun + 1) Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun (display:"Home Options")

You make an amazing discovery. Maama was hiding all your best toys in the chamber of secrets! What a sneaky Maama! It makes sense, actually. The hidden toys seem to hold incredible power over Maama. As far as you can tell, they all force her to stop what she is doing to play with you.(set: $boredom to 0)(set: $books to 1) + 3 to wisdom!(set: $wis to $wis + 3) Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun (display:"Home Options")

Maama stops what she is doing to read the red book to you. She lets you point to all the pictures and tells you what all of them are. You love when Maama reads to you. (set: $boredom to 0) + 1 to wisdom!(set: $wis to $wis + 1) + 1 to fun!(set: $fun to $fun + 1) Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun (display:"Home Options")

Maama stops what she is doing to read the green book to you. She repeats the parts that you like. You have a sneaky suspicion that she's just making words up, though. You love when Maama reads to you. (set: $boredom to 0) + 1 to wisdom!(set: $wis to $wis + 1) + 1 to fun!(set: $fun to $fun + 1) Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun (display:"Home Options")

Maama stops what she is doing to read the white book to you. She uses special voices for the characters in your book. You love when Maama reads to you, and love when she uses her special voices, too. (set: $boredom to 0) + 1 to benevolence!(set: $ben to $ben + 1) + 1 to fun!(set: $fun to $fun + 1) Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun (display:"Home Options")

Maama stops what she is doing to read the blue book to you. She uses a finger puppet to sing you the nursery rhyme that goes with the book. You love when Maama reads, and sings, to you. (set: $boredom to 0) + 1 to wisdom!(set: $wis to $wis + 1) + 1 to fun!(set: $fun to $fun + 1) Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun (display:"Home Options")

Maama stops what she is doing to read the fuzzy book to you. She even shows you the places in the book with neat textures for you to feel. You love when Maama reads to you. (set: $boredom to 0) + 1 to athleticism!(set: $ath to $ath + 1) + 1 to fun!(set: $fun to $fun + 1) Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun (display:"Home Options")

You're in timeout, doing ten seconds hard baby time. Ten seconds you'll never get back. Time slows. You take the opportunity to reflect on your actions. Maama shows you how to count to ten.(set: $Daadee to $Daadee +1) + 1 to wisdom! (set: $wis to $wis + 1) - 5 to fun! (set: $fun to $fun - 5) Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun You are released on parole. Maama's watching you!(set: $patience to (either: 1,2)) (set: $boredom to 0) (display:"Home Options")

You've spotted Daadee! He picks you up and gives you a hug. "Hi, Baby! Would you like to go to the park?" he asks. You know you want to go to the park. You love the park. Unfortunately, you are still having a hard time distinguishing between "yes" and "no." You know your head moves one way for the one and the other way for the other. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Do both "yes" and "no," to be safe.|Maybe]][[ * Guess which way to move your head.|Maybe2]]

Daadee laughs. He shows you "yes" and "no" several times. You think you've got it now. "So, do you want to go to the park?" --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Yes|Yes]][[ * No|No]]

Luck roll! (if: (either: 1, 2) is 1)[You move your head from left to right. "You don't want to go to the park?" Daadee frowns, "But you love the park!" You suppose you guessed wrong. You move your head the other way. "Oh, you do want to go?" You nod some more.](else:)[You move your head up and down.] "Okay!" says Daadee. "Let's put on your shoes and adventuring hat!" (display: "Adventure")

You move your head up and down. "Okay!" says Daadee. "Let's put on your shoes and adventuring hat!" (display: "Adventure")

"You don't want to go to the park?" Daadee frowns, "But you love the park!" Daadee gives you kisses under your chin. You're ticklish to those kisses, and he knows it. You giggle. "Come on, admit it! You want to go to the park, right?" --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Yes|Yes]][[ * No|No 2]]

"I think you mean 'yes!' " says Daadee. You're being kidnapped! (display: "Adventure")

Daadee likes taking you to the park. He puts your shoes and adventuring hat on. Together, you set out on the road of squares toward the park. You can walk to the park by yourself now, but still like being carried sometimes.(set: $progress to 0)(set: $time to 45)(set: $hand to 0) --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Walk|Walk]][[ * Ask Daadee to carry you|Giant]]

(set:$progress to $progress + 1)(set:$time to $time - 1)(if:$progress is 1)[(display:(either:"Leaf","Pole","Ants","Dirt","Bump"))](if:$progress is 2)[(display:(either:"Stick","Grate","Bushes","Birds","Car"))](if:$progress is 3)[(display:(either:"Leaf","Pole","Ants","Dirt","Bump"))](if:$progress is 4)[(display:(either:"Stick","Grate","Bushes","Birds","Car"))](if:$progress is 5)[(display:(either:"Leaf","Pole","Ants","Dirt","Bump"))](if:$progress is 6)[(display:(either:"Stick","Grate","Bushes","Birds","Car"))](if:$progress is 8)[(display:(either:"Leaf","Pole","Ants","Dirt","Bump"))](if:$progress is 9)[(display:(either:"Stick","Grate","Bushes","Birds","Car"))](if:$progress is 10)[(display:(either:"Leaf","Pole","Ants","Dirt","Bump"))](if:$progress is 11)[(display:(either:"Stick","Grate","Bushes","Birds","Car"))](if:$progress is 12)[(display:(either:"Leaf","Pole","Ants","Dirt","Bump"))](if:$progress is 13)[(display:(either:"Stick","Grate","Bushes","Birds","Car"))](if:$progress is 14)[(display:(either:"Leaf","Pole","Ants","Dirt","Bump"))](if:$progress is 15)[(display:(either:"Stick","Grate","Bushes","Birds","Car"))](if:$progress is 17)[(display:(either:"Leaf","Pole","Ants","Dirt","Bump"))](if:$progress is 18)[(if: $hand < 2)[(display:"Flower")](else:)[(display:(either:"Stick","Grate","Bushes","Birds","Car"))]](if: $progress is 7)[(display:"Street")](if: $progress is 16)[(display:"Street")](if: $progress is 19)[(display:"Street")](if: $progress > 19)[You arrive at the park! You proudly survey the scene. (display:"Park")]

Daadee picks you up and puts you on his shoulders. Now you're a giant. You can see for miles. You have to duck to avoid the leaves on the trees.(set:$wis to $wis + 1)(set:$fun to $fun + 1) + 1 to wisdom! + 1 to fun! Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun(set:$roll to (random: 4,24)) (set:$progress to ($progress + $roll))(set:$time to $time - ($roll / 2))(if:$progress > 19)[ You arrive at the park! Daadee takes you off his shoulders. You survey the scene. (display:"Park")](else:)[ You grow weary of riding on Daadee's shoulders. You ask him to get down. You go back down on the ground. (display:"Walk")]

You see an army of small black critters scurrying around on one of the squares on your path. They're annoying. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Step on the critters!|Ant Meanie]][[ * Continue walking|Walk]][[ * Ask Daadee to carry you|Giant]]

You encounter a (either: "tiny", "long", "twiggy", "dense") (either: "gnarled", "sharp", "forked", "bony") (either: "black", "brown", "gray") buddy. He seems to be lost and despondent. He's just sitting there. You feel compelled to help him. (if: $hand is 2)[Unfortunately, your hands are full, so you leave him alone. Can't help everyone! --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Continue walking|Walk]][[ * Ask Daadee to carry you|Giant]]](if: $hand is 1)[You have a spare hand, so you could pick him up. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Pick him up|Buddy]][[ * Continue walking|Walk]][[ * Ask Daadee to carry you|Giant]]](if: $hand is 0)[Your hands are empty, so you could pick him up. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Pick him up|Buddy]][[ * Continue walking|Walk]][[ * Ask Daadee to carry you|Giant]]]

You encounter a (either: "crunchy", "floppy", "wet", "dirty") (either: "spotted", "skeletal", "grainy", "solid") (either: "green", "brown", "yellow", "orange") buddy. He seems to be lost and despondent. He's just sitting there. You feel compelled to help him. (if: $hand is 2)[Unfortunately, your hands are full, so you leave him alone. Can't help everyone! --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Continue walking|Walk]][[ * Ask Daadee to carry you|Giant]]](if: $hand is 1)[You have a spare hand, so you could pick him up. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Pick him up|Buddy]][[ * Continue walking|Walk]][[ * Ask Daadee to carry you|Giant]]](if: $hand is 0)[Your hands are empty, so you could pick him up. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Pick him up|Buddy]][[ * Continue walking|Walk]][[ * Ask Daadee to carry you|Giant]]]

Beside the path of squares, you see a tree. Beside the tree, you see a mound of dirt. There is clearly buried treasure beneath the mound. You look at Daadee. He's oblivious to the treasure. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Investigate the treasure mound!|Dirt 2]][[ * Continue walking|Walk]][[ * Ask Daadee to carry you|Giant]]

(set:$grate to (either:"clang","crunch","splash"))The path here goes, "$grate $grate!" If you march on it, it will keep saying "$grate!" Daadee appears disinterested. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Do the "$grate $grate $grate" march!|Grate 2]][[ * Continue walking|Walk]][[ * Ask Daadee to carry you|Giant]]

You see a (either:"thin","tall","towering"), (either:"cyrindrical","pole-like"), (either:"metal","silver","shiny") sentinel. He stands silent vigil over the city street. Daadee ignores him. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Pat the sentinel|Pole 2]][[ * Continue walking|Walk]][[ * Ask Daadee to carry you|Giant]]

The path of squares curves. Daadee tells you to stop. He reaches down for your hand and tells you that you have to hold his hand.(if: $wis > 20)[(set:$roll to (random: 1,10))] (if: $wis is (16, 20))[(set:$roll to (random: 2,10))] (if: $wis is (12, 15))[(set:$roll to (random: 4,10))] (if: $wis is (8, 11))[(set:$roll to (random: 6,10))] (if: $wis is (5, 7))[(set:$roll to (random: 8,10))] (if: $wis < 5)[(set:$roll to (random: 9,10))] Wisdom roll: (if:$roll is 10)[You run from Daadee's grasp. Daadee quickly grabs you and puts you in timeout. You get a lecture on why you have to hold hands when crossing the street.(set: $time to $time -5) - 10 to fun! (set: $fun to $fun -10) + 5 to wisdom! (set: $wis to $wis +5) Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun](else:)[(if: $hands is 2)[Daadee takes possession of one of your buddies. ]You take hold of Daadee's hand as you cross a barren wasteland to a new path of squares. (if: $hands is 2)[Daadee releases your hand and returns your buddy to you.] - 1 to fun! (set: $fun to $fun - 1) + 1 to wisdom! (set: $ath to $ath + 1) Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun] --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Continue walking|Walk]][[ * Ask Daadee to carry you|Giant]]

You pick up the buddy.(set: $hand to $hand +1) + 2 to benevolence! + 1 to fun!(set: $ben to $ben + 2)(set: $fun to $fun + 1) Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Continue walking|Walk]][[ * Ask Daadee to carry you|Giant]]

(set: $time to 20)(set:$time to $time - 1)(if: $time < 1)[(display: "Going Home")](else:)[You're standing in a field of grass. Trash is littered here and there. (if: $hand is 2)[You abandon your buddies. They'll be happy here.](if: $hand is 1)[You abandon your buddy. He'll be happy here.](set:$hand to 0) Nearby is a tree slanted close to the ground. It has fun roots to navigate and you can pretend to climb it. In the distance, you see a playground. (if: $wis < 20)[You aren't interested in it at the moment.] --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Play in the field|Field]][[ * Play near the tree|Tree]][[ * Pick up trash|Trash]](if: $wis >19)[[[ * Go to the playground area|Playground]]]]

You terrorize the critters for a bit. - 1 to benevolence! + 1 to fun!(set: $ben to $ben - 1)(set: $fun to $fun + 1)(set: $time to $time - 1) Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Continue walking|Walk]][[ * Ask Daadee to carry you|Giant]]

You carefully ascend the treasure mound. You're not sure what compelled you to do it. You don't have any way of effectively digging for the treasure. Oh well. It was fun while it lasted. You get back down off the mound. + 1 to athleticism! + 1 to fun!(set: $ath to $ath + 1)(set: $fun to $fun + 1)(set: $time to $time - 1) Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Continue walking|Walk]][[ * Ask Daadee to carry you|Giant]]

Mid-stride, you notice the pavement is uneven. Think fast! (if: $ath > 90)[(set:$roll to (random: 1,10))] (if: $ath is (81, 90))[(set:$roll to (random: 2,10))] (if: $ath is (71, 80))[(set:$roll to (random: 4,10))] (if: $ath is (61, 70))[(set:$roll to (random: 6,10))] (if: $ath is (50, 60))[(set:$roll to (random: 8,10))] (if: $ath < 50)[(set:$roll to (random: 9,10))] Athleticism roll! (if:$roll is 10)[You trip.(set: $time to $time -1) - 1 to athleticism! (set: $ath to $ath -1) + 2 to wisdom! (set: $wis to $wis + 2) - 1 to fun! (set: $fun to $fun -1) Daadee looks on with a worried expression. You carefully get up and dust yourself off. Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun](else:)[You quickly correct where you were about to step. You clear the uneven ground unhindered. + 1 to athleticism! (set: $ath to $ath +1) Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun] --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Continue walking|Walk]][[ * Ask Daadee to carry you|Giant]]

The bushy thing on the path beside you moves a little bit. Daadee doesn't seem to notice. It could have just been the wind. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Politely wave, just in case|Bushes 2]][[ * Continue walking|Walk]][[ * Ask Daadee to carry you|Giant]]

You give the sentinel nice pat pats for a bit. + 1 to wisdom!(set: $time to $time - 1) (set: $wisdom to $wisdom + 1) + 1 to benevolence! (set: $ben to $ben + 1) + 1 to fun! (set:$fun to $fun + 1) Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Continue walking|Walk]][[ * Ask Daadee to carry you|Giant]]

You march-- $grate $grate $grate! (set: $droll to (either: 1, 2)) (if: $droll is 2)[Lucky! Daadee even relents and marches with you-- $grate $grate! ]+ 1 to wisdom!(set: $time to $time - 1) (set: $wisdom to $wisdom + 1) (if: $droll is 2)[+ 2 to fun! (set:$fun to $fun + 2)](else:)[+ 1 to fun! (set:$fun to $fun + 1)] Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Continue walking|Walk]][[ * Ask Daadee to carry you|Giant]]

The bushy thing seems to rustle a bit in response to your kindness. + 1 to benevolence! (set: $ben to $ben + 1) + 1 to fun! (set: $fun to $fun + 1) Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Continue walking|Walk]][[ * Ask Daadee to carry you|Giant]]

You (either: "hear the sound of", "see") (either: "critters in the sky", "flappy critters sitting up high"). --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Wave toward the critters|Birds 2]][[ * Continue walking|Walk]][[ * Ask Daadee to carry you|Giant]]

You see a (either: "towering", "giant", "roaring") (either: "red", "orange", "yellow", "green", "blue", "black", "white") bug far ahead on the path next to you. It is moving super fast, coming toward you! --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Stop and wave as it approaches|Car 2]][[ * Continue walking|Walk]][[ * Ask Daadee to carry you|Giant]]

(either:"The critters don't seem to notice","The critters continue about their business","The critters just look at you suspiciously","The critters tweet and squawk in your general direction"). + 1 to benevolence! (set: $ben to $ben + 1) + 1 to wisdom! (set: $wis to $wis + 1) + 1 to fun! (set: $fun to $fun + 1) Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Continue walking|Walk]][[ * Ask Daadee to carry you|Giant]]

The bug totally ignores you as it races by. "VROOM!" it yells. How rude. + 1 to benevolence! (set: $ben to $ben + 1) (set: $time to $time - 1) Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun ---------------------------------------------------------------[[ * Continue walking|Walk]][[ * Ask Daadee to carry you|Giant]]

(either: "You pick some flowers.","You sit under a tree and take it all in.","You walk toward some kids but they walk away before you get close.","You plop down in the middle of the field and look at the sky.","You sit down on the grass and watch someone walking their dog.") + 1 to wisdom! (set: $wis to $wis + 1) + 1 to fun! (set: $fun to $fun + 1) Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun (display: "Park")

(either:"You carefully climb over the roots and around the tree.","You hold Daadee's hand and try to walk up the tree, but don't get very far.","You step up on one of the tree's roots and try to balance.","You try to climb the tree yourself but don't make any real progress.") + 1 to athleticism! (set: $ath to $ath + 1) + 1 to fun! (set: $fun to $fun + 1) Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun (display: "Park")

(set:$time to $time - 1)(if: $time < 1)[(display: "Going Home")](else:)[(set: $bkids to (random: 0,3))(set: $lkids to (random: 0,3))There (if: $bkids is 1)[is 1 big kid on (either:"his","her") side](else:)[are $bkids big kids on their side], (if: $lkids is 1)[1 other little kid](else:)[$lkids little kids] on your side, and lots to do! Easy steps lead up to the little kids' slide or a tunnel. (if: $ben < 20)[Daadee won't let you go to the big kid side of the park yet. ](elseif:$slideexp < 3)[Daadee won't let you go to the big kid side of the park yet. ](elseif: $tunnelexp < 1)[Daadee won't let you go to the big kid side of the park yet. ]---------------------------------------------------------------[[ * Go up the steps|Steps]][[ * Go back to the field|Field]](if: $lkids is 1)[[[ * Watch the other kid|Kid]]](if: $lkids > 1)[[[ * Watch another kid|Kid]]](if: $lkids is 1)[[[ * Wave at the other kid|Wave Kid]]](if: $lkids > 1)[[[ * Wave at another kid|Wave Kid]]](if: $ben > 19)[(if: $slideexp > 2)[(if: $tunnelexp is 1)[[ * Go to the big kid side of the playground|Big Kid Side]]]]]

You find a discarded (either:"bottle cap","straw","snack bag","dirty paper","popsicle stick"). You pick it up and carry it to the nearest trash can where it can live with its other trash buddies. + 1 to benevolence! (set: $ben to $ben + 1) + 1 to fun! (set: $fun to $fun + 1) Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun (display: "Park")

Your day at the park has come to a close. You journey home with Daadee. You eat some food, drink some ice water, play with Mamaa and Daadee a bit, brush your teeth, and fall asleep with a sleep buddy. You dream about the park. You see big kids with big smiles going down a slide. It would be neat to be able to down the big kids' slide someday. A new day dawns. Mamaa gets you out of bed and gives you tasty food. Eventually, (display:"Chapter 3")

You go up the steps!(set: $time to $time - 1) + 1 to athleticism! (set: $ath to $ath + 1) + 1 to fun! (set: $fun to $fun + 1) Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Enter the tunnel|Tunnel]][[ * Go down the slide|Slide]][[ * Go down the steps|Wrong way]][[ * Stand there|Stand]]

You go into the tunnel. It's pretty neat in here. There are holes that let you see the world outside.(set: $time to $time - 1)(set: $tunnelexp to 1) + 1 to wisdom!(set: $wis to $wis + 1) + 1 to fun!(set: $fun to $fun + 1) Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun (if: $time < 1)[(display: "Going Home")](else:)[---------------------------------------------------------------[[ * Exit the tunnel|Outside the tunnel]][[ * Stay in the tunnel|Troll]]]

You go down the slide. Whee!(set: $slideexp to $slideexp + 1) + 1 to athleticism!(set: $ath to $ath + 1) + 1 to fun!(set: $fun to $fun + 1) Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun (display:"Playground")

(set: $time to $time - 1)You awkwardly go back down the steps. (if: $lkids > 1)[The other little kids don't seem to appreciate it. + 1 to athleticism!(set: $ath to $ath + 1) - 1 to benevolence!(set: $ben to $ben - 1) + 1 to fun!(set: $fun to $fun + 1)](else:)[+ 1 to athleticism!(set: $ath to $ath + 1) + 1 to fun!(set: $fun to $fun + 1)] Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun (display:"Playground")

(set: $time to $time - 1)From your lofty tower, you admire the landscape. (if: $lkids > 1)[The other little kids don't seem to appreciate having to walk around you. Daadee urges you to either enter the tunnel or go down the slide. - 1 to benevolence! (set:$ben to $ben - 1) + 1 to fun!(set:$fun to $fun + 1)](else:)[ + 1 to wisdom!(set:$wis to $wis + 1) + 1 to fun!(set:$fun to $fun + 1)] Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun (if: $time < 1)[(display: "Going Home")](else:)[There (set: $lkids to (random: 1, 3))(if: $lkids is 1)[is 1 little kid](else:)[are $lkids little kids] on this side of the park with you. ---------------------------------------------------------------[[ * Enter the tunnel|Tunnel]][[ * Go down the slide|Slide]][[ * Go down the steps|Wrong way]][[ * Stand there|Stand]]]

You exit the tunnel. There (set: $lkids to (random: 1, 3))(if: $lkids is 1)[is 1 little kid](else:)[$lkids little kids] on this side of the park with you. ---------------------------------------------------------------[[ * Enter the tunnel|Tunnel]][[ * Go down the slide|Slide]][[ * Go down the steps|Wrong way]][[ * Stand there|Stand]]

You become a troll. The tunnel is your home.(set: $time to $time - 1) (if: $lkids > 1)[The other little kids don't seem to appreciate it. It looks like they want to use the tunnel too. - 1 to benevolence! (set: $ben to $ben - 1) + 1 to fun! (set: $fun to $fun + 1)](if: $lkids < 2)[You enjoy the tunnel for a bit longer. + 1 to wisdom!(set: $wis to $wis + 1) + 1 to fun!(set: $fun to $fun + 1)] Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun (if: $time < 1)[(display: "Going Home")](else:)[(set: $lkids to (random: 0, 3))There (if:$lkids is 1)[is now 1 little kid](else:)[are now $lkids little kids] on your side of the park. ---------------------------------------------------------------[[ * Exit the tunnel|Outside the tunnel]][[ * Stay in the tunnel|Troll]]]

Before you lies the big kid side of the park. There is a large slide you'd like to go down, but you only see big kids climbing up to it. (set: $time to $time - 1)(if: $time < 1)[(display: "Going Home")](else:)[(set: $bkids to (random: 0,3))(set: $lkids to (random: 0,3))There (if: $bkids is 1)[is 1 big kid on this side](else:)[are $bkids big kids on this side], (if: $lkids is 1)[1 little kid on (either: "his","her") side](else:)[$lkids little kids on the other side], and challenges await you! --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Try to go up the tricky steps|Tricky Steps]][[ * Beg Daadee to put you up on the slide|Beg]][[ * Enter the big kid tunnel|Big Kid Tunnel]][[ * Go back to the field|Field]](if: $bkids is 1)[[[ * Watch the other kid|Big Kid]]](if: $bkids > 1)[[[ * Watch another kid|Big Kid]]](if: $bkids is 1)[[[ * Wave at the other kid|Wave Big Kid]]](if: $bkids > 1)[[[ * Wave at another kid|Wave Big Kid]]][[ * Go to the little kid side of the playground|Playground]]]

(set: $int to (either: 1, 2, 3))(if: $int is 1)[The kid shows you a neat trick. + 1 to athleticism!(set: $ath to $ath + 1) + 1 to fun!(set: $fun to $fun + 1)](if: $int is 2)[You feign interest as the kid shows off. + 1 to benevolence!(set: $ben to $ben + 1) + 1 to fun!(set: $fun to $fun + 1)](if: $int is 3)[You watch the kid play with a toy. + 1 to wisdom!(set: $wis to $wis + 1) + 1 to fun!(set: $fun to $fun + 1)] Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun (display:"Playground")

Athleticism roll! (set: $time to $time - 1)(if: $ath < 50)[Daadee helps you practice climbing on the tricky steps. You'll have to practice some more before you can get up to the slide.(if: $bkids > 1)[ The other big kids try to hide their annoyance as they look for other ways to get up to the slide.] + 2 to athleticism! (set: $ath to $ath + 2)(if: $bkids > 1)[ - 1 to benevolence! (set: $ben to $ben - 1)] Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun (display:"Big Kid Side")](else:)[Here it goes. Daadee is perched to catch you if you slip. Steady as she goes. One step after another. Wait a minute. That was it! You made it to the top! Daadee claps for you, excitedly! (display:"Victory Slide")]

Wisdom roll! You go into the tunnel. It's pretty neat in here. There are holes that let you see the world outside. (if: $wis > 49)[This tunnel leads straight up to the slide!](set: $time to $time - 1) + 2 to wisdom!(set: $wis to $wis +2) + 1 to fun!(set: $fun to $fun + 1) Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun (if: $time < 1)[(display: "Going Home")](else:)[---------------------------------------------------------------[[ * Exit the tunnel the way you came in|Big Kid Side]][[ * Stay in the tunnel|Big Troll]](if: $wis > 49)[[[ * Ascend the tunnel|Wise Victory Slide]]]]

Benevolence roll! (if: $ben > 49)[Daadee gives you a big hug. "Okay, but only because you're so cute!" Daadee sets you way up high by the big kid slide. (display:"Benevolent Victory Slide")](else:)[You beg Daadee. How pathetic. Daadee comforts you. "You'll have to learn how to get up to the slide like the big kids if you want to go down the slide like the big kids." (display:"Big Kid Side")]

Wisdom roll! You become a troll. The tunnel is your home.(set: $time to $time - 1) (if: $bkids > 1)[The other kids don't seem to appreciate it. It looks like they want to use the tunnel too. + 2 to wisdom! (set: $wis to $wis + 2) - 1 to benevolence! (set: $ben to $ben - 1) + 1 to fun! (set: $fun to $fun + 1)](if: $bkids < 2)[You enjoy the tunnel for a bit longer. + 2 to wisdom!(set: $wis to $wis + 2) + 1 to fun!(set: $fun to $fun + 1)] Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun (if: $wis < 50)[Sitting in the tunnel, you study its secrets. Somehow, other children have managed to use it to get up to the slide. You will learn the tunnel's secret soon-- very soon.](else:)[Congratulations! You've unlocked the secrets of the tunnel. You can use it now to climb up to the big kid slide.] (if: $time < 1)[(display: "Going Home")](else:)[(set: $bkids to (random: 0, 3))(if: $bkids is 1)[There is now 1 big kid](else:)[There are now $bkids big kids] on your side of the park. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Exit the tunnel|Big Kid Side]][[ * Stay in the tunnel|Big Troll]](if: $wis > 49)[[[ * Ascend the tunnel to the big kid slide|Wise Victory Slide]]]]

Due to your impressive athleticism, you've made it to the top of the big kid playground! You are a mile high in the sky! Daadee watches proudly as you scoot your way down the big kid slide. Whee! YOU WIN! You got the "athleticism" ending! You got down the slide on day $day with (set: $time to $time + 10)$time minutes left to get home to Maama. Final stats: Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Epilogue|Chapter 4]]

You wave(either:" and the kid waves back"," and the other kid grins back at you"," but the other kid runs away"," but the other kid just stands there awkwardly"," but the other kid is too shy to respond"," but the other kid is too busy playing"). + 2 to benevolence! (set: $ben to $ben + 2) + 1 to fun! (set: $fun to $fun + 1) Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun (display:"Big Kid Side")

It's no matter. Everyone is distracted looking at the movie. "It's a girl!" announces the doctor. The end, for now.

The next day, Maama and Daadee take you on a trip to see a movie of inside Maama's tummy. The doctor asks you if you're excited to have a little brother or a little sister. You know you're excited. Unfortunately, you are still having a hard time distinguishing between "yes" and "no." You know your head moves one way for the one and the other way for the other. --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Do both "yes" and "no," to be safe.|Doctor]][[ * Guess which way to move your head.|Doctor]]

(if: $kitties < 2)[(if:(random: 1,4) is 4)[A kitty walks back into the room(set: $kitties to $kitties + 1). (if:$kitties is 1)[The other kitty hasn't come back yet.](if:$kitties is 2)[Now you have two kitties to play with!] ]](set:$Daadee to $Daadee + 1)---------------------------------------------------------------(if: $patience < 1)[[[ Oops. Maama is putting you in timeout!|Timeout]]](else:)[(if: $Daadee > 12)[[[ * Daadee's home!|Daadee's home]]](else:)[(if: $boredom < 1)[[[ * Play with the boring things on the floor|Toys]]](if: $bills is 0)[[[ * Crinkle the new thing on the table|Bills]]](if: $book is 0)[[[ * Open the floppy new thing on the table|Book]]](if: $remote is 0)[[[ * Wield the plastic thing sitting on the couch|Remote]]](if: $yarn is 0)[[[ * Grab the fuzzy new thing Maama is playing with|Yarn]]](if: $kitties > 0)[[[ * Chase the kitties|Kitties]]][[ * Climb the forbidden mountain|Shelves]][[ * Plop yourself onto the floor pillows|Plop]][[ * Brew some tea|Tea]][[ * Grab Maama's empty water bottle|Bop]][[ * Do upside down time|Upside Down Time]](if: $books is 0)[[[ * Inspect the chamber of secrets|Books]]](if: $books is 1)[[[ * Give Maama the red book|Red Book]]](if: $books is 1)[[[ * Give Maama the green book|Green Book]]](if: $books is 1)[[[ * Give Maama the white book|White Book]]](if: $books is 1)[[[ * Give Maama the blue book|Blue Book]]](if: $books is 1)[[[ * Give Maama the fuzzy book|Fuzzy Book]]]]]

You deliberately propel yourself, face-first, into the big pillows on the floor for a while. (set: $boredom to 0) + 1 to athleticism! (set: $ath to $ath + 1) + 1 to fun! (set: $fun to $fun + 1) Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun (display:"Home Options")

You prepare some tea, in the only way you know how, with your teapot that tells you to press its button to brew more tea. After the tea has brewed, you carefully fill a few teacups by leaving the teapot on the table while turning the teacups upside down over the teapot. Maama stifles a laugh. You make sippy sounds and help a few stuffed buddies sip their tea.(set: $boredom to 0) + 1 to benevolence! (set: $ben to $ben + 1) + 1 to fun! (set: $fun to $fun + 1) Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun (display:"Home Options")

You grab Maama's empty plastic water bottle and bop things with it for a while.(set: $boredom to 0) + 2 to fun! (set: $fun to $fun + 2) Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun (display:"Home Options")

You put the top of your head on the floor. Everything changes. You're in a new world. The floor is the ceiling. The ceiling is the floor. Gravity isn't working properly. You can't get your feet onto the new floor. You are very proud of your new ability to transform reality. + 1 to athleticism! (set: $ath to $ath + 1) + 1 to wisdom! (set: $wis to $wis + 1) + 1 to fun! (set: $fun to $fun + 1) Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun (display:"Home Options")

Due to your impressive wisdom, you are able to ascend the tunnel. You've made it to the top of the big kid playground! You are a mile high in the sky! Daadee watches proudly as you scoot your way down the big kid slide. Whee! YOU WIN! You got the "wisdom" ending! You got down the slide on day $day with (set: $time to $time + 10)$time minutes left to get home to Maama. Final stats: Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Epilogue|Chapter 4]]

Due to your impressive benevolence, you now stand atop the big kid playground. There were probably more impressive ways of getting up here, but hey, it's hard work being so likeable! Daadee watches proudly as you scoot your way down the big kid slide. Whee! YOU WIN! You got the "benevolence" ending! You got down the slide on day $day with (set: $time to $time + 10)$time minutes left to get home to Maama. Final stats: Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Epilogue|Chapter 4]]

You see a field of pretty flowers with long petals. Some are yellow and some are white. Daadee picks one of the (either:"yellow","white") flowers and hands it to you. You have a new buddy! You carry it on your way. (set: $hand to $hand + 1) + 2 to benevolence! (set: $ben to $ben +2) Your athleticism is $ath Your wisdom is $wis Your benevolence is $ben Your fun is $fun --------------------------------------------------------------- [[ * Continue walking|Walk]][[ * Ask Daadee to carry you|Giant]]