12 Pubs of Christmas

*"The 12 Pubs of Christmas: An Unconventional Tale"* **There are only 12 rules.** Pub 1. **A Partridge in Pear Tree** Everyone must start the night with a pear cider. At EACH pub there will also be shots for anyone who breaks a pub rule. Pub 2. **Two Turtle Doves** Like two turtle doves, you must keep arms linked with one person the whole time you’re in the pub. (The bathroom is excluded from arm linking, but your partner must escort you to the bathroom and wait outside). Pub 3. **Three French Hens** You have two options, you can either speak with a french accent the entire time you’re in the pub, or you can do three shots of Hendrick's whiskey for an accent pass. Pub 4. **Four Calling Birds** You can’t call each other by your first names or point! Pub 5. **Five Golden Rings** Everyone must drink something golden in colour for the duration of the pub visit. Pub 6. **Six Geese a Laying** Prior to taking a sip of your drink (each time), you must do a [[ballerina's plie]], kind of like a bird laying an egg. Pub 7. **Seven Swans a Swimming** You need to take a selfie and fit seven people’s faces into the photo. Pub 8. **Eight Maids a Milking** Within 8 seconds of arriving in the pub, you must switch an item of clothing with another person. (Hats, gloves, and jackets are not applicable). Said person you switch clothing with will also need to feed you your drink so you cannot hold your own drink and if they spill your drink on their clothes, it’s their own fault. :p Pub 9. **Nine Ladies Dancing** Everyone must dance with a lady to at least one full song. Pub 10. **Ten Lords a Leaping** Everyone must say “my lord” when they’re finished speaking. Pub 11. **Eleven Pipers Piping** Nobody’s allowed to use their phone for any reasons (texting, making calls, Googling, photos, anything) while in the pub. Pub 12. **Twelve Drummers Drumming** You did it! You win a special prize. Ready to [[play]]?

"Hey! It's me. I got the vodka" Emma said. "Thanks a mil. Mix with orange juice shall we?" Cara suggested. "Sounds smart considering we're starting soooo early." "Makes sense doesn't it though, like an hour at each pub. That even seems short if you think about how fast we gotta drink..." "Oh come on girl, we got this." "Haha. Well it's good I carbo-loaded with a bacon pasta in preparation." "Damn that's smart. I just had a sandwich. I'm not going to get alcohol poisioning am I?" "No you won't. We'll make good choices." [[Let's go to Pub #1]]

"Hey! It's me. I got the gin," Emma said. "Thanks a mil. Mix with cranberry juice shall we?" Cara suggested. "Sounds smart considering we're starting soooo early." "Makes sense doesn't it though, like an hour at each pub. That even seems short if you think about how fast we 'ave ta drink..." "Oh come on girl, we got this." "Haha. Well it's good I carbo-loaded with a bacon pasta in preparation." "Damn that's smart. I just had a sandwich. I'm not going to get alcohol poisioning am I?" "No you won't. We'll make good choices." [[Let's go to Pub #1]]

"Hey! It's me. I got the whiskey," Emma said. "Thanks a mil." Cara said. "Feels odd to drink whiskey before noon. We're starting so early." "Makes sense doesn't it though, like an hour at each pub. That even seems short if you think about how fast we 'ave ta drink..." "Oh come on girl, we got this." "Haha. Well it's good I carbo-loaded with a bacon pasta in preparation." "Damn that's smart. I just had a sandwich. I'm not going to get alcohol poisioning am I?" "No you won't. We'll make good choices." [[Off to Pub #1]]

"Hey! It's me. I got the beer" Emma said. "Thanks a mil. Beer is an easier choice I think. Not starting off too strong," Cara said. "Yeah I don't know why we're starting this early in the day though? It's barely afternoon." "Makes sense doesn't it because it's like an hour at each pub. That even seems short if you think about how fast we gotta drink..." "Oh come on girl, we got this." "Haha. Well it's good I carbo-loaded with a bacon pasta in preparation." "Damn that's smart. I just had a sandwich. I'm not going to get alcohol poisioning am I?" "No you won't. We'll make good choices." [[Off to Pub #1]]

"Hey! It's me. I got the cider," Emma said. "Thanks a mil. Cider is a light, fizzy afternoon bevy," Cara said. "Yeah I don't know why we're starting this early in the day though? It's barely noon." "Makes sense doesn't it because it's like an hour at each pub. That even seems short if you think about how fast we gotta drink..." "Oh come on girl, we got this." "Haha. Well it's good I carbo-loaded with a bacon pasta in preparation." "Damn that's smart. I just had a sandwich. I'm not going to get alcohol poisioning am I?" "No you won't. We'll make good choices." [[Off to Pub #1]]

Pub 1. **A Partridge in Pear Tree** *Everyone must start the night with a pear cider. At EACH pub there will also be shots for anyone who breaks a pub rule.* <img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/No-Name-Bar-e1481207659777.jpeg"> "Cara, what'll you have?" Paul asked. "A cider of course, it's the first pub! You don't even remember the rules for the first pub Paul?" "Right, I might struggle to complete this endeavour." "It's not an endeavour, think of it like a challenge Paul," Emma said. "Emma's right. You have to at least start off with the right mentality." "SHOTS!!!" Gabe yelled. "Oh god, he's so excited," Cara said. "Come on Cara. Let's do it!" Emma encouraged. "Yeah we'll take 1, 2, 3...8 baby Guiness and what do you want Cara? A full or half pint of cider?" Gabe asked. Fuck it, let's get this started! [[Full cider it is.]] Nah, I'll go with [[a glass]].

"Brilliant! Me too," Emma said. "Nice jumper there Gabe," Cara said. "You like? I found it at that store, S&M," Gabe said. "I think you mean M&S," Emma said. "Yes that one!" Gabe said. "But you wear a dress Emma and not a sweater? Isn't that the tradition to wear a sweater? That's what Paul said." "So I heard, but you know I'm not much into the pants look Gabe, and I'm not Irish so I'm exempt," Emma explained. "I see, I see. Well you look very nice of course," Gabe said. "Oh Gabe, always the charmer you are," Emma said. "Hey guys, we got couches over here," Paul said. [[Go sit]]

"Yeah, good idea. I better have a half as well," Emma said. "Nice jumper there Gabe." "You like? I found it at the store, S&M," Gabe said. "I think you mean M&S," Emma said. "Yes that's the one," Gabe said. "But you wear a dress Emma and not a sweater? Isn't that the tradition to wear a sweater? That's what Paul said." "So I heard, but you know I'm not much into the pants look Gabe, and I'm not Irish so I'm excempt," Emma explained. "I see, I see. Well, you look very nice of course," Gabe said. "Oh Gabe, always the charmer you are," Emma said. "Hey guys, we got couches over here," Paul said. [[Go sit]]

"My dear Cara, I'm proud!" Emma said. "I better go to the bar and help them with all the shots," Cara said. "No, no, you let them do that and sit with me here," Emma said. Cara obliged and sat next to Emma. "So what text was so important that you broke the turtle dove pair with Paul huh?" Emmas said nudging Cara with her bony elbow. "Oh just Patrick, he suggested we meet up later," she said. "Oh really?" Emma said with raised eyebrows and a smile. "Not *that* kind of later, probably like in a few hours. He's going out tonight too," Cara said. "You should meet him!" Emma said. "Maybe, I haven't decided yet," Cara said. The girls went quiet as the group approached with a tray of shots. "Cheers!" everyone said. Emma, Gabe, Paul, Jackie and Cara did three shots with pained looks on their faces before and after each shot. [[On to pub #4]]

Pub 4. **Four Calling Birds** *You can’t call each other by your first names or point!* <img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Stags-head-bar-e1481108946639.jpeg"> "Oh my god! Florin there's a dead animal on the wall!" Martina pointed at the stag above the bar. "I hate to tell you this sweetie, but you can't say my name in this bar...or point," Florin said. "Oh no!" Martina said and pulled her finger back like she'd touched a hot stove. She turned to look at everyone behind her to see how much trouble she was in. Martina's eyes met a mixture of laughter and slient smiles with head nods. "Oh would you look at that, time for more shots," Emma said. "Jaysus I don't know how all of us are going to make it through the 12," Paul said. "That's the point of the prize," said Cara, "there is motivation to win." "I'm motivated," Lars said. "Bartender, we'll have two shots please. One for Martina and one for Jackie. Or is it two for Martina because she pointed?" Gabe said. "Make that three for yourself there as well Brasil," Paul said. Gabe smacked his forehead. "I can't believe I just did that!" [[On to pub #5]]

Pub 5. **Five Golden Rings** *Everyone must drink something golden in colour for the duration of the pub visit.* <img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/christmas-peader-Kearneys-e1481111293614.jpeg"> "8 shots of Goldschlager," Lars said to the barman. "What!?" "No?" "You're joking." "Hahahahaha Lars, you Swiss bastard!" Paul said. "Shooooots!" Martina said. "That's the spirit Martina!" Lars said. "But the rule is you must drink something golden in colour for the *duration* of the pub visit," Emma said while reading from a list on her phone. "Ya, so you've got two choices now London don't ya? Drink this shot throughout the next hour like a wuss, or..." Lars said standing to the side of eight shots of goldschlager sititng along the bar. "Excuse me Romania," Emma said to Florin as she reached past him. Emma shot it back and put the empty glass down with fervour. "Pleased with yourself now aren't you," she said to Lars. "Quite," he said with a winnng smile. "Next!" One-by-one, everyone stepped up to the bar and threw back a cinnamon-flavoured shot. "It is festive I guess," Cara said. "That it is," Lars said pointing to Cara. "Now what will you all be having to drink for the duration? As per the rules right Emma?" [[Things become slightly blurry]]

Pub 6. **Six Geese a Laying** *Prior to taking a sip of your drink (each time), you must do a ballerina's plie because it looks like a bird laying an egg.* <img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Turk-option-2-e1481131954361.jpeg"> "You made it back! I'm impressed," Paul said to the girls as they entered the pub. "Wait where's Jackie?" Lars asked. "She went home. She wasn't feeling well," Emma said. "No really?" Paul said. "Yeah she'll be alright though. And we made it back!" Emma said. "Yes you did. Well get yourselves a drink," Gabe said. He squated and took a sip of his drink. "Then you can look like a bunch of gooses with us men." "Cara order me something, I can't make anymore decisions," Emma said. "Fine." Cara said. Martina was holding her wallet, waiting for Cara to go with her to the bar. "I'll get us the round Martina, no worries." Cara said. [[Get some drinks]]

Pub 7. **Seven Swans a Swimming** *Need to take a selfie and fit seven people’s faces in the photo.* <img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Porterhouse-pub-e1481133839823.jpeg"> Cara came back from the bathroom with her hand to her stomach. She wasn't feeling great now either. "Cara get in here for the photo. We thought we lost you! We already lost Jackie to a food coma and we just make seven now!" said Paul with a wave of his arm. "Yeah nobody else better cop out now," said Emma. [[On to Pub #8]]

Pub 8. **Eight Maids a Milking** *Within 8 seconds of arriving in the pub, you must switch an item of clothing with another person. (Hats, gloves, and jackets are not applicable). Said person you switch clothing with will also need to feed you your drink so you cannot hold your own drink and if they spill your drink on their clothes, it’s their own fault. :p* <img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Liquor-Room-pub-e1481135440884.jpeg"> "Quick take off your shirt," Gabe said. "Ugh what?" Cara said taken aback. "Give me your shirt," Gabe said. "We need to trade clothes." "Whoah, whoah, whoah. Who says I trust your drunk ass to feed me drinks?" Cara said. "I'm wearing a dress!" Emma said way too loudly. "No jackets or scarves or--" Martina started. "It doesn't say no scarves!" Emma shouted. "Gabe take off YOUR jumper." Emma demanded as she wrapped her scarf too tightly around his neck. "Ok, ok! Just don't kill me!" he said. Martina and Lars were already struggling to put on each other's jumpers on. "A nice look for you mate," Paul said. Martina's jumper ended at Lars's belly button because the top of her head only reached his shoulder. That only left two options. Go for the obvious and pick Paul or be more subtle and go for Markus who always smells good anyways. [[Paul's jumper]] [[Markus's jumper]]

<img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Emma-shop-e1481105442599.png"> A. [[Vodka]] B. [[Gin]] C. [[Whiskey]] D. [[Beer]] E. [[Cider]]

What is a ballerina plie? It's this: <img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Ballerina-Plie_wholelivingimage-e1481028892167.jpeg"> You can use a table or chair or friend for balance. But we all go to the gym right? Riiiiiight...so bonus points and mad respect if you can get this low: <img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Low-plie-e1481028905303.jpeg"> OK now that we've got that cleared up, let's go back to the rules. [[Start]]

Everyone was seated in a row along one of the couches. Paul was sitting alone at the end of the other couch. Cara being in front of Emma and Gabe sat next to Paul. The couches were just big enough to fit four a side so Cara's leg and arm were touching Paul's. "So what do you think the prize is? Emma, you were on the pub crawl last year, what did they get?" Markus asked. "Yeah what kind of budget they have?" Gabe asked. "Well I didn't make it to the end last year so I don't know," said Emma with her eyes down on her cider. "It was a gift card to Bloom Brasserie for 150 euros," Paul said. "Oh nice. A worthy prize for a worthy challenge," Lars said. "I'm so happy I moved here, even though I miss the heat and footvolley," Gabe said. "But it's too bad Collin didn't come." "I think we'd all be too horrified to see our boss on Monday after this," said Emma. "Speak for yourself. I'm Irish and can handle my drink," Cara said. "Hahaha. You're right Cara, I personally would be horrified anyways," Emma said. "Chicos, it's 2. Time to go to the next pub!" Martina announced. [[Walk to Pub #2]]

"Anyone else find it odd to be pub crawling in daylight?" Lars asked. "Yes." "Not really." "Sorta." "Hahahaha." "So we all need to choose someone to link arms with for the next pub," Martina said. Emma whispers to Cara, "So I want to link arms with Gabe, but I'll go with you if you want?" *Hmmm, maybe I'll run to catch up with Paul in this case. Or I could go with Emma. I don't know...* [[Pick Paul]] [[Pick Emma]]

"Ahh I'll go with Paul then." "Yes go!" Emma said and pushed Cara gently a few steps ahead. Cara glanced back over her shoulder to see Emma loop her arm into Gabe's. Mimicking Emma's flirtaious nature, Cara slipped her arm under Paul's. "Hey. We're turtle doves now," Cara said. "Hey! I guess we are. Come on, I'll get you a drink," Paul said. [[Enter pub #2]]

"Ugh ok. But you like Paul anyways. You just have to be less shy," Emma said. "Irish guys are kind of slow so you really have to put in an effort." "I know that, but it's like 2 in the afternoon. I feel like I shouldn't openly hit on our colleague in broad day light in front of our other colleagues," Cara said. "You've done it before," Emma said. "Haha. Maybe a bit. Let's just go in," Cara said. [[Enter pub #2]]

Pub 2. **Two Turtle Doves** Like two turtle doves, you must keep arms linked with one person the whole time you’re in the pub. (The bathroom is excluded from arm linking, but your partner must escort you to the bathroom and wait outside). <img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/hogans-bar-dublin-eire_33636.jpeg"> They reach the bar. "Right so what'll it be?" Paul asks. "Umm, think I'll have an Orchard." Cara said with a smile and sipped her cider, which she held with her right hand. "An Orchard and a Carlsberg please," Paul said to the barman. "Shite, you've got me right arm. Now I have to drink with my left," he said as he passed her the drink. "My bad, but it works for me," Cara said. "Of course it does you clever minx," he said. "Cheers," Cara said and clinked his glass. Paul smiled, shook his head, and took a sip of his pint. "Let's find the other turtle doves shall we?" he asked. Cara and Paul walked arm-in-arm to the [[back of the pub]].

Cara and Paul find everyone else who looked like a group of childhood friends talking on the playground during recess while holding the adult equivalent of juiceboxes. "You guys look hillarious," Cara said. "And in your Christmas jumpers. haha." "Oye! You're in the same situation mi amiga," Martina said. "You've got me there," Cara said and raised her glass to cheers with Martina. Cara couldn't help but notice Paul was standing closer to her than he had to. Looking at the other pairs, daylight could still be seen between some of them. Emma was resting her hand on Gabe's forearm. She was so natural at being friendly with people that it didn't stand out to anyone in the group that she was particularly interested in Gabe. Clara felt a vibration in her pocket. [[Check phone]] [[Ignore it]]

Cara reached into her pocket. It was a message from Patrick, a guy she'd recently gone on a few dates with. She felt a pull on her arm and heard Paul calling after someone behind them. Trying to unlock her phone, she pulled back. "Shots! You broke the link Cara," Emma yelled. "Shite!" Cara said looking down at her phone. "Double shite!" Paul said. He leaned forward to grab two shots from the tray of shots on the table behind them. He handed Cara a shot and wrapped his arm around her arm like a couple drinking champagne on a special occasion. "Bottoms up," he said. They knocked back the shots, put the empty glasses down, and re-linked arms. "See what you get for checking your phone!" Paul said. "You're the one that was jerking me around while I was holding my phone and nearly made me drop it!" she replied. Her phone lit up again. "No, no," Paul said, "We don't need another." [[Ignore it]]

<img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Patrick-invite-e1481105627233.png"> Cara likes Patrick. He's got a good job at LinkedIn, he's kind to her, and his British accent is dreamy. Their first three dates went well and the last date ended with a memorable kiss under an umbrella. *Play it cool.* <img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Caras-reply-to-Patrick-e1481105560102.png"> "Ready?" Paul said holding his arm out. "Yes!" Cara said and quickly turned her screen off and shoved her phone back into her pocket. [[Back to the flock]]

Paul leaned in as if he was going to tell Cara a secret. He whispered, "so I have to use the bathroom." "Don't be whispering sweet nothings into my ear now," Cara said. "Hahaha. But seriously, you have to walk me," he said, "because I can't do another shot of that hogwash and it's the rules." "It's not that bad, but let's go princess," Cara replied. "And you have to wait outside for me," he said with his finger raised. "I will sweetpea," Cara said. "Remember to wash your hands." Now that she had both hands free, she took out her phone to [[check the message from Patrick]].

"Time to go. Drink up!" Gabe said as they returned. Cara and Paul grabbed their drinks with their free hands and finish them up before leaving the pub. [[On to Pub #3]]

Pub 3. **Three French Hens** *You have two options, you can either speak with a french accent the entire time we’re in the pub, or you can do three shots of Hendricks whiskey for an accent pass.* <img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/the-Globe-e1481106906149.jpeg"> "Oh thank god there are seats!" Emma said. "Accent or 3 shots of Hendricks Emma?" Gabe asked. "Bloody hell I can't fake a french accent, give me the shots!" Emma said as she took her jacket off and settled into the comfy fake leather couch. "I don't think I can either. I'll do them with you," Gabe said. "Cara?" [[French accent]] [[Hendricks]]

"Zere eez no way I'm doing 3 more shots now. It eez only 3 in the afternoon and we're in the third pub," Cara said. "Maybe you should sit too," Emma said, "You're talking in threes." Cara sits down next to Emma and Lars. "But you need to have something," Martina said. "Ahhh!" Paul said pointing to Martina. "I mean somezing," Martina said. "Are you making yer choice?" Paul asked, "Accent then?" "Oui Oui," Martina said. "Very well. I'm going to the bar with Gabe," he said. "Markus, you must sit wiz us because there cannot be only girls doing zee accent no?" Cara said. "But I am no good at the french accent. I can barely speak English," Markus said. "Oh come on now. You know you can you humble Austrian. Now sit with us and be charming," Emma demanded and she tugged his jumper sleeve. Cara watched as Emma, Gabe, Paul, Florin, and Jackie did three shots with pained looks on their faces before and after each shot. [[On to pub #4]]

They exited the pub. <img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Traffic-at-night-blurred-background_large.jpeg"> "When did it get dark?" Cara asked. "Things took a dark turn right about the time we did shots of goldschlager," Emma said. "Right, s'plains it," Cara said. She glanced at her phone to check the time. "It's a...only 6:00 pm," Cara said. She saw another message from Patrick. [[Read message]]

<img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/The-Ivy-invite-e1481113506185.png"> "Cara, come with us. We're going to get something to eat," Jackie said, "I need food." Cara looked up from her phone to see Emma between Martina and Jackie. The girls were clutching onto each other for balance. "Uhh, a friend of mine is just 'round the corner and asked if I wanted to join," Cara said. "Who? The lovely Paaaatrick? Where?" Emma asked. "He's going to the Ivy," Cara said. "Ouu the Ivy's nice. Classy. Hmmm. They do have good food. But then again, it's quite nice and I might be too...loud at this point," Emma said. "I want fries," Jackie interjected. "I want a sandwich and chocolate," said Martina, "I'm going to win the prize so I only have time for a quick stop at the shop before we go to the next pub." "Hey, Cara, you coming to Pub 6?" Paul called from up the street. "Ummm..." [[Go with the girls]] [[Meet Patrick]] Go with the guys to [[Pub #6]]

"Let's make this quick," Martina said. "We can't let them get too far ahead without us." "Yeah we could either go get some pizza--" "Pizza!" Jackie said with excitment. "...and meet them at Pub 7 or go get some quick snacks and eat them on the way to Pub 6," Emma said. "I can't miss pub 6 if I'm going to win this," Martina said. [[A quick snack it is.]]

**Pub #6** ...wait this pub is off the map. No rules! <img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/The-Ivy-bar-e1481125903290.jpeg"> "Hey you made it!" Patrick said rising from his chair. He came over to Cara and gave her a kiss on the cheek. He put his hand on her back and led her to the table. "Cara this is Todd, Rafael, Sarah, Caroline and Jessica," Patrick said. There were three guys and three girls. "Here let me get you a chair," Patrick said. He asked the couple at the next table over to take one of their four chairs. He put the chair at the end of the table. "You take my chair," Patrick said pointing to the chair with his jacket on it, "I'll sit on the end." "Oh thanks," Cara said. She debated taking her jacket off. Everyone at the table was dressed up nicely and she was wearing a Christmas jumper with Ruldolf on it. "Here let me get your jacket," Patrick said. *He is such a gentleman. I can't leave my jacket on now Cara thought* Cara's cheeks flushed. "Sorry for my attire. I'm sort of on a Christmas pub crawl with my colleagues," she said. Out of the corner of her eye, Cara caught Jessica's smirk before she took a sip of her martini. [[Cara sat down between Jessica and Patrick.]]

"Oh a pub crawl with your colleagues, that sounds fun," Todd said. "Yeah it's been fun. There's a prize at the end," Cara said. "Sounds juvenile," Jessica said. Cara didn't know what to say. She caught Patrick half smiling. Jessica was wearing a tight black cocktail dress and heels that were not made for walking from pub to pub. "So what will you have?" Patrick asked Cara changing the subject. "Ah I think I'll have a gin and tonic," Cara said knowing that a cocktail was a must if she was going to regain face with this group. "Anything to eat? We just ordered a few minutes before you came so I'll run and go tell the waiter," Patrick said. Cara wasn't sure how long the food would take to come or whether she wanted to stay that long. She looked up at him as he was standing, ready to go find the waiter. His eyes looked hopeful and he was genuinely happy she had come. [["I'll have the chicken"]] "Just the drink, I better go back to meet my friends at [[Pub #7]]"

The G+T went down easier after the chicken arrived. Cara was surprisingly hungry, but she ate slower than she wanted to. "So what do you do?" Sarah, who was sitting next to Jessica, asked. "I'm a copywriter at a marketing company," Cara said. "Oh that's interesting," Sarah said. "Yeah I've read her some of her stuff. She's really good," Patrick said. Jessica sipped her martini again and moved the lettuce around her plate with her fork. "But you go out drinking with your colleagues and boss and everything's ok?" asked Todd. "Uh yeah my colleagues. We go out after work for drinks and stuff. We're friends. Our bosses don't come mostly because they have young kids and can't be out drinking all day. And they want us to let loose and not worry about embarassing ourselves in front of them. Although, apparently one year the Art Director ended up being at one of the later pubs because he didn't know which pubs were on the list. He joined in for a drink, and then stayed on behind as the group moved on." Cara said. "Sounds like a wild night," Sarah said, "we should plan a Christmas pub crawl." "Yeah, maybe you can give us some ideas Cara?" Jessica asked with a hint of sarcasm. Cara's phone, which was sitting next to her empty plate, lit up with several messages. [[Check messages]]

<img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Emma-come-back-message-e1481129098491.png"> <img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Martina-come-back-e1481129141186.png"> <img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Paul-come-back-message-e1481129178476.png"> "Are your mates messaging you?" Patrick asked. "Yes, they're asking if I'm going to stay here or go back with them to the next pub," Cara replied. "Yeah maybe you should get back," Jessica said. "It'd be nice if you stayed though. We might get another drink here and then go somewhere else," Patrick said. [[Stay with Patrick]] Move on to [[Pub #7]]

"I'll stay," Cara said. "Great!" Patrick said. "Great," Jessica said under her breath. "Let me just make [[a call]] first," Cara said.

"Where the hell are you?" Emma said obviously past her liquid limit of politeness. "I'm sorry, I'm just going to stay with Patrick for a bit longer," Cara said. "Why? Is there some hot girl there competing for his attention?" Emma asked. "Well yeah actually," Cara said. "Shit sorry!" Emma said. "But seriously, you know if you stay with him that you're not going to come back. Did you have a drink there?" "Yes." "Ok then, maybe it still counts because you went to a 6th pub. Just come back, pleaaase." Emma asked. "Martina is cool, but you know..." [[Go back to Patrick]] Go to [[Pub #7]]

"Hey sorry. Just had to let them know I'm not coming," she said. "Glad you decided to stay," said Patrick and rubbed Cara's leg under the table when she sat back down. "I ordered you another drink." "Thanks," Cara said. "So we were just talking about where we'll go next," Todd said. "Where are your mates going to now?" "Uhh, I'm not sure actually, I'd have to check the list," Cara said. "How many pubs are you going to exactly?" Caroline asked. "Uhh 12 was the idea." "That's a lot of drinking," Todd said. "And penalty shots are involved so it gets a little crazy. Probably better that we don't join back up with them. By pub 8, they'll be far gone," Cara said. The group started talking about pub crawls and their favourite brands of whiskey and gin. Patrick leaned over and whispered in Cara's ear. "I think your Christmas jumper is adorable by the way and I think you and I should ditch these guys and go for a drink somewhere. Then we can decide where to go from there." "That sounds nice actually. Not that I don't like your friends. They're just different than mine." "Haha. Yes they're just being inquisitive since they're meeting you for the first time. They warm up trust me. [[Now let's get out of here.]]"

They went to another cocktail bar where they talked for hours. For Cara, it was never about getting to the 12th pub. It was about having fun. Ending up with the new guy she liked was better than any gift card. She was sure she'd have a date to the formal christmas party next week and she would be the one wearing the nice dress. A Happily Ever Christmas!

"Ugh this squating is making my thighs burn," Emma said. "Mine too," Gabe said. "Thighs burning makes me think of naughty things," Lars said. "What kind of things are you into Lars? Wait don't answer that," Paul said, "I don't want to know." "Actually I'm feeling a bit nauseous from all the up-and-down," Martina said. "I hope the up-and-down doesn't make you nauseous," Markus said. "Guys come on now. Get yourselves together, we're only at pub...wait where are we?" Florin asked. "Hahaha. Now who doesn't have it together," Markus said elbowing Florin. "Pub 6!" Martina said "and now it's 7 so we need to go. Drink up." [[Pub #7]]

"I think Rudolf suits me better than you anyways," Paul said. Cara hit him on the arm. "What!? He does!" Paul said. "Well your gingerbread man was all to happy to run away from you," Cara said. "Touche. Come on, I'll buy you [[a drink]]."

Even more drinks were had. Everyone chose drinks that could come with a straw so it was easier to feed each other. The pubs were busier now as it was normal drinking hours and some people were even dancing. "So the bartender is handsome. I'm staying," Martina said. "What! No! You can't," said Emma. "Sorry, but it's hard to meet a guy these days. I'm staying. He was flirting with me and said we could get a drink when he's off," Martina said. "But he's probably not done until late and it's only...9 pm. Oh gawd it's only 9 pm. I'm way too drunk for it to be this early," Cara said. "Yeah he's off at 11 and I know I won't make it back here so I'm staying," Martina said. "We can't leave you here alone," Cara said. "She's right, Emma said with a concerned look. "I'll stay," Markus said. "I like it here a lot. I want to stay longer anyways. And there's a girl over there that keeps looking at me." "Yay!" Martina squeeled. "That makes 5 for Pub 9. Less competition now," He said and nudged Cara. "You don't know that," Emma said pushing her way playfully past Paul. "Let's go!" Gabe yelled from the exit. [[On to Pub 9]]

Even more drinks were had. The pubs were busier now as it was normal drinking hours. Some people were dancing. Paul stayed by Cara's side the whole time. Normally he was all over the place mingling with everyone. He couldn't even stand still in pub #2 when bodily contact was required the whole time. It was louder here so Paul leaned in to talk to Cara. His arm was around her shoulder like they were two best mates discussing a good football match they just finished. But then she felt his lips touch her ear. "The ginger man likes you," he said, "told me himself." Paul had red hair. Was he being not sublte for once? Cara turned to him and he looked directly into her eyes. [[Then someone knocked Cara a step backwards]].

"So sorry Cara. I didn't spill your drink did I?" Martina asked. "No you're alright," Cara said. "Guys guess what time it is?" Gabe asked. "No!" Markus said. "It can't be time to go already?" "Yeeeeaaah...soooo the bartender is handsome and I'm staying," Martina said. "What! No! You can't," Emma said. "I'm staying. He was flirting with me and said we could get a drink when he's off," Martina said. "But you wanted to win this thing? And he's probably not off work until late and it's only...9 pm. Oh gawd it's only 9 pm. I'm way too drunk for it to be this early," Cara said. "Sorry, but it's hard to meet a guy. He's off at 11 and I know I won't make it back here tonight so I'm staying," Martina said. "We can't leave you here alone," Cara said. "She's right," Emma said with a concerned look. "I'll stay," Markus said. "I like it here a lot. I want to stay longer anyways. And that girl over there keeps looking at me." "Yaaay!" Martina squeeled. "That makes 5 for Pub 9. Less competition for the prize now," Paul said and nudged Cara. "You don't know that," Emma said pushing her way playfully past Paul. "Let's go!" Gabe yelled from the exit. [[On to Pub #9]]

Pub 9. **Nine Ladies Dancing** *Everyone must dance with a lady to at least one full song.* <img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Bad-Bobs-e1481139741880.jpeg"> "I'm getting tired," Cara said. "No! No energy fails this year. We already lost two soldiers," Lars said. "We're not in the military, we're in marketing," Cara said. "5 jagerbombs plese," Lars said to the bartender holding up his hand to display five fingers. "Oh god," Emma said. They picked up the shots, dropped them into the glasses, and downed them. "Woo!" "Ugh." "Not bad." "Better?" Lars asked. "A bit yeah," Emma sqeaked. "So we have to [[dance now]]," Emma said.

Pub 9. **Nine Ladies Dancing** Everyone must dance with a lady to at least one full song. <img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Bad-Bobs-e1481139741880.jpeg"> "I'm getting tired," Cara said. "No! No energy fails this year. We already lost two soldiers," Lars said. "We're not in the military, we're in marketing," Cara said. "5 jagerbombs plese," Lars said to the bartender holding up his hand to display five fingers. "Oh god not again," Emma said. They pick up the shots, drop them into the glasses, and downed them. "Woo!" "Ugh." "Not bad." "Better? Lars asked. "A bit yeah," Emma said, "Let's [[go dance now]]."

Emma scoffed. "You don't need to be that obvious with Gabe," Cara said pulling Emma over to the other five people who were dancing in the pub. "He obviously likes you. He's not chatting up two girls at once like Lars." "Hahaha that's true," Emma said. "How's Paul? Why don't you dance with him?" Cara shrugged and then shook her shoulders to the song. "Are you shy? Or what?" Emma asked. "I dunno," Cara diverted again. "You like Patrick?" "Well yeah," Cara said. "The struggle is real. Two guys. What is a girl to do?" Emma said with a sarcastic flick of her hair. "Hahaha. I know," Cara said. "Heeeey, I got you girls a drink," Gabe said. "So can I dance with you ladies?" "Of course," Cara said. Paul, who was standing behind Gabe, reached over and passed Cara a cider. "And I can join the group circle too?" Paul asked. "I guess," Emma said and rolled her eyes with a smile. [[Pub #10]]

"Seemed like a tough choice for you to decide to dance with me," Paul said. "Think I'll embarass you or did ya see another fella you wanted to ask?" Cara hadn't ever seen Paul in a vulnerable position before. He was using humour, but she could tell that he was slighted by her hesitation. "Ahh nah, I just wasn't sure what Emma wanted to do," Cara said. "I see," Paul said. They danced. [[The song ended.]]

They kept dancing. The next song ended. They kept dancing. "My sweater looks pretty cute on you," Paul said as he dragged his hand from her shoulder to her hand. Cara blushed. He hadn't given her an outright compliment before. He took her hand and raised it above her head and moved in closer. [[They kissed.]]

"Hey," Paul breathed. He leaned back to look at Cara. "Do you want to leave?" He asked. "Do you?" She asked. "Yes," he said looking her in the eye. "I dunno," she hesitated and looked away. He brushed her blonde hair back. She looked back at his sincere eyes. "I've had a lot. Well we've both had a lot to drink," she said. "Yes we have," Paul said, "but you know I've been mad about you for ages." "No! I didn't actually," she said. "Well I have. That's why I always take the piss out of you," he said. "Hahaha. You could have sprinkled in some nice things sometimes to let a girl in on it," she laughed. "Noted! The girl likes sprinkles," he said with a laugh. "What about the others?" "Who? Emma and Gabe? They're for sure going home. Lars looks pretty content." "Just give me [[a second]]," Emma said.

<img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Martina-coming-back-e1481145748200.png"> [[Put phone away]]

Pub 10. **Ten Lords a Leaping** Everyone must say “my lord” when they’re finished speaking <img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Snowman-Fitzsimons-Austin-Carter-e1481191523372.jpeg"> "My lord the music is loud in here," Gabe said. "You sound like a old man Gabe," Paul said. "No you have to say it at the end of the sentence," Emma said. "Shots for you all, my lords," Cara said. "Can't believe I messed it up when I was trying to help my lord," Emma said. "I forgive you my lord," Gabe said. "Sounds weird when you call me my lord," Emma said. "I'm sorry my lord, but it's the rules my lord," Gabe said. "My lord we're drunk," Paul said. "My lord!" "At the end, shit!" "My Lord!" "Dammit my lord." "I'm going to shut up now. My lord!" Paul said. [[Cara's phone vibrates]]

"So two girls and three guys," Paul said. "And a paaaartiiidge in a pear treeeeeee," Lars sang. "Oh crap, even the Swiss is drunk now," Emma said. "This ship is sinking fast." "I think we've exhausted the metaphors now guys," Cara said. "Says the copywriter," Emma replied. "Everyone must dance with a lady," Paul said. "She's a laadddy, woah, woah, woah," Lars pointing sang at a girl who was standing at the bar. "And sheee's a laaadyy," Lars sang pointing to another girl. "A foxy lady." He walked towards the girls. "Despite his singing, Lars, has a point. You can dance with *any* lady," Cara said. "Come on Emma, let's dance." "Aye Cara! I was going to dance with Emma," Gabe said and he put his hand on Cara's shoulder. "Ugh. Fine. Why did Jackie and Martina have to bail," Cara said. Emma gave Cara a knowing look. In fairness Cara wouldn't mind dancing with Paul. It seemed Lars was already chatting up both of the girls at the bar. Cara didn't want Paul to ask her just because she was one of the two females he knew in the room. "So what'll it be?" Lars prompted. [[Dance with Emma]] [[Dance with Paul]]

"Emma," Cara said leaning in and balancing on Emma's shoulder. "Yeah?" Emma said backing a few inches away from Gabe to let Emma in. "Bathroom." "What?" "Now." "[[I'll be back in a minute Gabe]]," Emma said.

"What is it? Are you ok?" Emma asked. "Paul wants to leave," Cara said. "He's bailing too! Seriously this pub crawl has take a turn!" "No, he wants to leave together," Cara said. "Ooohhh! Well that's good isn't it?" Emma asked. "It's what you wanted." "Sorta yeah, but not like this?" "Like what?" "Like drunk." "Like get real. This isn't a rom-com. Haha. He's not going to cordially ask you out to dinner. This is how it happens. If you don't go, he'll take it wrong. He's a sensitve guy you know." "I do....Shit. Ok." "OK," Emma clapped her hands like a football coach finishing a pep talk, "now [[let's go]]!"

"Let's get your jumper," Cara said to Paul who was standing with Gabe. "Got it," he said with a smile and lifted the jumper, which was already in his hand. "See you lads," Paul said with no shame. Cara blushed. Gabe smiled. Emma waved and winked. Cara did not want to think about Monday.

"So two girls and three guys," Paul stated. "And a paaaartiiidge in a pear treeeeeee," Lars sang. "Oh crap, even the Swiss is drunk," Emma said. "We're doomed." "Everyone must dance with a lady," Paul said. "She's a laadddy, woah, woah, woah," Lars pointing sang at a girl who was standing at the bar. "And sheee's a laaadyy," Lars sang pointing to another girl. "A foxy lady." He walked towards the girls. "Despite his singing, Lars, has a point. You can dance with any lady," Cara said. "Come on Emma, let's dance." Gabe put his hand on Cara's shoulder. "I was going to dance with Emma," he said. "Ugh, why did Jackie and Martina have to bail," Cara said. Emma gave Cara a knowing look. In fairness Cara wouldn't mind dancing with Paul. It seemed Lars was already chatting up both of the girls at the bar. Cara didn't want Paul to ask her just because she was one of the two females he knew in the room. "So what'll it be?" Lars prompted. [[Choose Emma]] [[Choose Paul]]

"Who was that my lord?" Paul asked. "Martina, they're coming back to pub 11! My lord" Cara said. "I think we're at pub 10 my lord," Gabe said. "Wait! Are we my lord?" Cara asked. "Yes, I just checked my list, this is pub 10 my lord" Emma said. "Good god, my lord," Cara said. "Let's just go to pub 11 and meet them there my lord," Gabe said. "Let's do it my lord," Emma said. "Oh we will my lord," Gabe said with a wink. Cara looked wide-eyed at Paul who then doubled over laughing this his hand clenched into a fist in front of his mouth. [[On to Pub #11]]

Pub 11. **Eleven Pipers Piping** *Nobody’s allowed to use their phone for any reasons (texting, making calls, Googling, photos, anything) while in the pub.* <img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Gogartys-e1481192823674.jpeg"> "Bollocks! We can't use phones inside," Cara said. Emma was walking with her arm linked like a turtle dove with Gabe as they stumbled towards the pub. "Why, who're you gonna call?" Emma asked. "Ghostbusters!" Paul shouted from behind the group. "Sorry, it had to be said." "Martina and Markus are on their way here. How are we going to find them once we're inside?" Cara said. "Oh yeah, there are a couple floors. Well, I don't really want to wait outside, I'm cold," Emma said. "We'll wait with you darling," Lars said to Cara. Cara unlocked her phone to send a message to them. "Oi! Lads!" Cara looked up. It was Markus and Martina. "We waited outside for you. There was no way we were going to find each other in there," Martina said. There were hugs and kisses. "So how drunk are yous?" Paul asked them. "[[How drunk are you]]?" Martina asked Paul.

They made their way to the bar. "Not sure I can do anymore," Cara said. "This is pub 11. Wait this is pub 11 right?" Florin asked. "Yes, it's pub 11, but it feels like pub 111," Emma said. "5 jagerbombsss," Lars slurred. "NO!" everyone shouted in unison. "Ok, ok. No need to yell at me," Lars said. "There are no rules on alcohol at this one," Martina said. "Lads. Lads! Laaads!" Paul said facing the group behind him. "What?!" "Our shots are ready," Paul said. "When did you order those?!" Emma said. "What are they anyways? They look like...baby Guinnesses. So cute!" "Exactly that," Paul said. "Cheers!" Everyone gave Paul a dirty look, but they knocked back the sweet shots. "Ok that's it though, [[no more shots]]," Cara said.

"Ok, I guess it's fine that I got you a beer then?" Paul said. "Why? You know I've been drinking cider--wait...there was a gin and tonic...and...what have I been drinking today?" Cara said. "We had alllll the alcohol," Emma said. "Let's dance!" Everyone danced. Emma was dancing close with Gabe. Cara pushed her way through a few people to reach her. "Emma! Emma!" Cara yelled. "What?" "Bathroom." "Again?" "Now!" Cara got sick. [[Twice.]]

"Yes, make sure you get 'em there safely," Cara heard Paul saying through the taxi driver's window. She saw him hand the driver a 20 Euro note. "We failed," Cara said. "Where did we go wrong?" "We didn't fail," Emma said, "I think it started with the predrinks though. We did not think through the beginning cider rule and *golden* rule. But anyways, we had fun and that's the point of Christmas." "Isn't the point of Christmas to celebrate His birthday?" Cara said pointing up. "And to spend time with friends and family?" "And drink. And get gifts," Emma said leaning her head back against the seat, "and go to 12 pubs." "Well, there's always next year," Cara said.

They entered the shop and immediately fanned out. Everyone dashed to the section of their choice. Sweet, salty, hot food, and the lunch take-away cooler. The girls were on a mission. Everyone went to the till. Jackie came with her arms full of hot food take-away boxes, chocolate, and crips. "Gawd you are hungry," Emma said. "Yeah I went to the gym today thinking that it would improve my alcohol tolerance. Now I'm starving," Jackie said. [[They left the shop]].

The girls ate on the street as they walked. The reached the end of the block of pub 6. "There it is. Just up there on the left," Cara said with her mouth full of popcorn. "I don't feel well," Jackie said. "Well no doubt porky," Emma said. "Emma! Be nice!" Cara said. "Sorry, but come on. What do you expect after wings, fries, crisps and a massive chocolate bar," Emma said. "I think I need to go home," Jackie said. "What no!" Emma and Cara said in unison. "Seriously, I can't go on. I need to lie down. I live just a few streets away. I can't make it," Jackie said. "Are you sure?" Cara asked. "Yes, yes. I'll be fine. I just need to nap or something. You girls go on without me," Jackie said. "Text us when you get back to your flat," Cara said. "I will," Jackie said. She hugged them both and left back down the street. The girls soldiered on to [[Pub #6]]

Pub 1. **A Partridge in Pear Tree** *Everyone must start the night with a pear cider. At EACH pub there will also be shots for anyone who breaks a pub rule.* <img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/No-Name-Bar-e1481207659777.jpeg"> "Cara, what'll you have?" Paul asked. "A cider of course, it's the first pub! You don't even remember the rules for the first pub Paul?" "Right, I might struggle to complete this endeavour." "It's not an endeavour, think of it like a challenge Paul," Emma said. "Emma's right. You have to at least start off with the right mentality." "SHOTS!!!" Gabe yelled. "Oh god, he's so excited," Cara said. "Come on Cara. Let's do it!" Emma encouraged. "Yeah we'll take 1, 2, 3...8 baby Guiness and what do you want Cara? A full or half pint of cider?" Gabe asked. Fuck it, let's get this started [[with a full cider]]! Nah, I'll go with [[a 1/2 pint]].

Everyone was seated in a row along one of the couches. Paul was sitting alone at the end of the other couch. Cara being in front of Emma and Gabe sat next to Paul. The couches were just big enough to fit four a side so Cara's leg and arm were touching Paul's. "So what do you think the prize is? Emma, you were on the pub crawl last year, what did they get?" Markus asked. "Yeah what kind of budget they have?" Gabe asked. "Well I didn't make it to the end last year so I don't know," said Emma with her eyes down on her cider. "It was a gift card to Bloom Brasserie for 150 euros," Paul said. "Oh nice. A worthy prize for a worthy challenge," Lars said. "I'm so happy I moved here, even though I miss the heat and footvolley," Gabe said. "But it's too bad Collin didn't come." "I think we'd all be too horrified to see our boss on Monday after this," Emma said. "Speak for yourself. I'm Irish and can handle my drink," Cara said. "Hahaha. You're right Cara, I personally would be horrified anyways," Emma said. "Chicos, it's 2. Time to go to the next pub!" Martina announced. [[Walk to Pub 2]]

Pub 2. **Two Turtle Doves** *Like two turtle doves, you must keep arms linked with one person the whole time you’re in the pub. (The bathroom is excluded from arm linking, but your partner must escort you to the bathroom and wait outside).* <img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/hogans-bar-dublin-eire_33636.jpeg"> They reach the bar. "Right so what'll it be?" Paul asks. "Umm, think I'll have an Orchard." Cara said with a smile and sipped her cider, which she held with her right hand. "An Orchard and a Carlsberg please," Paul said to the barman. "Shite, you've got me right arm. Now I have to drink with my left," he said as he passed her a drink. "My bad, but it works for me," Cara said. "Of course it does you clever minx," he said. "Cheers," Cara said and clinked his glass. Paul smiled, shook his head, and took a sip of his pint. "Let's find the other turtle doves shall we?" he asked. Cara and Paul walked arm-in-arm to [[the back of the pub]].

"Time to go. Drink up!" Gabe said as they returned. Cara and Paul grabbed their drinks with their free hands and finish them up before leaving the pub. [[Time for Pub 3]]

<img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/The-Ivy-invite-e1481113506185.png"> "Cara, come with us. We're going to get something to eat," Jackie said, "I need food." Cara looked up from her phone to see Emma between Martina and Jackie. The girls were clutching onto each other for balance. "Uhh, a friend of mine is just 'round the corner and asked if I wanted to join," Cara said. "Who? The lovely Paaaatrick? Where?" Emma asked. "He's going to the Ivy," Cara said. "Ouu the Ivy's nice. Classy. Hmmm. They do have good food. But then again, it's quite nice and I might be too...loud at this point," Emma said. "I want fries," Jackie interjected. "I want a sandwich and chocolate," said Martina, "I'm going to win the prize so I only have time for a quick stop at the shop before we go to the next pub." "Hey, Cara, you coming to Pub 6?" Paul called from up the street. "Ummm..." [[Sistas before mistas]] [[Go meet Patrick]] Go with the guys to [[Pub 6]]

The girls ate on the street as they walked. The reached the end of the block of pub 6. "There it is. Just up there on the left," Cara said with her mouth full of popcorn. "I don't feel well," Jackie said. "Well no doubt porky," Emma said. "Emma! Be nice!" Cara said. "Sorry, but come on. What do you expect after wings, fries, crisps and a massive chocolate bar," Emma said. "I think I need to go home," Jackie said. "What no!" Emma and Cara said in unison. "Seriously, I can't go on. I need to lie down. I live just a few streets away. I can't make it," Jackie said. "Are you sure?" Cara asked. "Yes, yes. I'll be fine. I just need to go home. You girls go on without me," Jackie said. "Text us when you get back to your flat," Cara said. "I will," Jackie said. She hugged them both and left back down the street. The girls soldiered on to [[Pub 6]]

"Oh a pub crawl with your colleagues, that sounds fun," Todd said. "Yeah it's been fun. There's a prize at the end," Cara said. "Sounds juvenile," Jessica said. Cara didn't know what to say. She caught Patrick half smiling. Jessica was wearing a tight black cocktail dress and heels that were not made for walking from pub to pub. "So what will you have?" Patrick asked Cara changing the subject. "Ah I think I'll have a gin and tonic," Cara said knowing that a cocktail was a must if she was going to regain face with this group. "Anything to eat? We just ordered a few minutes before you came so I'll run and go tell the waiter," Patrick said. Cara wasn't sure how long the food would take to come or whether she wanted to stay that long. She looked up at him as he was standing, ready to go find the waiter. His eyes looked hopeful and he was genuinely happy she had come. "I'll have the [[chicken"]] "Just the drink, I better go back to meet my friends at [[Pub 7]]"

"I'll stay," Cara said. "Great!" Patrick said. "Great," Jessica said under her breath. "Let me just [[make a call first]]," Cara said.

Even more drinks were had. Everyone chose drinks that could come with a straw so it was easier to feed each other. The pubs were busier now as it was normal drinking hours and some people were even dancing. "So the bartender is handsome. I'm staying," Martina said. "What! No! You can't," said Emma. "Sorry, but it's hard to meet a guy these days. I'm staying. He was flirting with me and said we could get a drink when he's off," Martina said. "But he's probably not done until late and it's only...9 pm. Oh gawd it's only 9 pm. I'm way too drunk for it to be this early," Cara said. "Yeah he's off at 11 and I know I won't make it back here so I'm staying," Martina said. "We can't leave you here alone," Cara said. "She's right," Emma said with a concerned look. "I'll stay," Markus said. "I like it here a lot. I want to stay longer anyways. And there's a girl over there that keeps looking at me." "Yay!" Martina squeeled. "That makes 5 for Pub 9. Less competition now," He said and nudged Cara. "You don't know that," Emma said pushing her way playfully past Paul. "Let's go!" Gabe yelled from the exit. [[Go to Pub 9]]

"So two girls and three guys," Paul said. "And a paaaartiiidge in a pear treeeeeee," Lars sang. "Oh crap, even the Swiss is drunk now," Emma said. "This ship is sinking fast." "I think we've exhausted the metaphors now guys," Cara said. "Says the copywriter," Emma replied. "Everyone must dance with a lady," Paul said. "She's a laadddy, woah, woah, woah," Lars pointing sang at a girl who was standing at the bar. "And sheee's a laaadyy," Lars sang pointing to another girl. "A foxy lady." He walked towards the girls. "Despite his singing, Lars, has a point. You can dance with *any* lady," Cara said. "Come on Emma, let's dance." "Aye Cara! I was going to dance with Emma," Gabe said and he put his hand on Cara's shoulder. "Ugh. Fine. Why did Jackie and Martina have to bail," Cara said. Emma gave Cara a knowing look. In fairness Cara wouldn't mind dancing with Paul. It seemed Lars was already chatting up both of the girls at the bar. Cara didn't want Paul to ask her just because she was one of the two females he knew in the room. "So what'll it be?" Gabe prompted. [[Dance with Emma.]] [[Dance with Paul.]]

Pub 10. **Ten Lords a Leaping** *Everyone must say “my lord” when they’re finished speaking.* <img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Snowman-Fitzsimons-Austin-Carter-e1481191523372.jpeg"> "My lord the music is loud in here" Gabe said. "You sound like a old man Gabe," Paul said. "No you have to say it at the end of the sentence," Emma said. "Shots for you all, my lords," Cara said. "Can't believe I messed it up when I was trying to help my lord," Emma said. "I forgive you my lord," Gabe said. "Sounds weird when you call me my lord," Emma said. "I'm sorry my lord, but it's the rules my lord," Gabe said. "My lord we're drunk," Paul said. "My lord!" "At the end, shit!" "My Lord!" "Dammit my lord." "I'm going to shut up now. My lord!" Paul said. [[Cara's phone vibrated]]

They were kissing. The music was pumping. Her heart was pumping. She felt his arms around her. Cara opened her eyes for a split second to make sure she hadn't passed out. Nope. She was making out with Paul! Suddenly, it was really hot in his over-sized jumper. She pulled back and in one swoop pulled the jumper off and flung it onto a nearby stool. Paul pulled her back towards him. They moved against each other to the music. Her head was beside his and she could feel the heat coming off his neck. He was really hot in her jumper too. They turned still glued together. Cara was waving at Cara to get her attention. "What?" Cara mouthed. "Time to go," Emma mouthed and pointed to her wrist. Cara leaned back to look at Paul. "It's time to go," Cara said. "After the song ends?" Paul said. "K," Cara said. She moved closer to his chest and over his shoulder she held up her two fingers and mouthed "2 mins" to Emma. As they left the pub Cara noticed she had a [[new message.]]

<img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Martina-coming-back-e1481145748200.png"> There was [[another unread message.]]

Pub 11. **Eleven Pipers Piping** *Nobody’s allowed to use their phone for any reasons (texting, making calls, Googling, photos, anything) while in the pub.* <img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Gogartys-e1481192823674.jpeg"> "Bollocks! We can't use phones inside," Cara said. Emma was walking with her arm linked like a turtle dove with Gabe as they stumbled towards the pub. "Why, who're you gonna call?" Emma asked. "Ghostbusters!" Paul shouted from behind the group. "Sorry, it had to be said." "Martina and Markus are on their way here. How are we going to find them once we're inside?" Cara said. "Oh yeah, there are a couple floors. Well, I don't really want to wait outside, I'm cold," Emma said. "We'll wait with you darling," Lars said to Cara. Cara unlocked her phone to send a message to them. "Oye! Lads!" Cara looked up. It was Markus and Martina. "We waited outside for you. There was no way we were going to find each other in there," Martina said. There were hugs and kisses. "So how drunk are yous?" Paul asked them. "[[How drunk are you?]]" Martina asked Paul.

A new message from her ex. The blood rushed through her body. The last time they were together two weeks ago, it was just for the night and he didn't message her the next day. Cara thought he was having second thoughts about the break up. He told her that things were moving too fast for him and that he need time apart to "figure things out". She hestitated before opening the message. <img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Theo-1-e1481561339231.png"> Her thumb hovered over the phone. She didn't know what to reply. "Time to go!" Lars said. [[On to pub 5]]

<img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Theo-1-e1481561339231.png"> It was her ex, Theo. They dated for a few months and he told Cara one day that he needed a break since things were "moving too fast." The last time they were together just for the night and he didn't call her the next day. "Come on Cara, go time," Emma said. "Right, yes," Cara said and slipped her phone back into her pocket. [[Pub 10]].

<img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Theo-2-e1481562669128.png"> Cara wanted to see Theo. They always had a great time together and he was affectionate towards her without question. He would always take her hand, sit next to her, brush her hair out of her eyes, all the small things that showed he did in fact care about her a lot. But things are complicated. Paul was ahead walking with the rest of the group, but stopped when he noticed Cara lagging behind. "Cara you coming?" he called. [[Reply to Theo]] [[Quickly put phone back]] in case Paul sees the message.

<img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Theo-3-e1481564343520.png"> Continue [[to Pub 11]]

"Who was that my lord?" Paul asked. "Martina, they're coming back to pub 11! My lord" Cara said. "I think we're at pub 10 my lord," said Gabe. "Wait! Are we my lord?" Cara asked. "Yes, I just checked my list, this is pub 10 my lord" Emma said. "Good god, my lord," Cara said. "Let's just go to pub 11 and meet them there my lord," Gabe said. "Let's do it my lord," Emma said. "Oh we will my lord," said Gabe with a wink. Cara looked wide-eyed at Paul who then doubled over laughing this his hand clenched into a fist in front of his mouth. Continue [[on to Pub 11]]

Pub 11. **Eleven Pipers Piping** *Nobody’s allowed to use their phone for any reasons (texting, making calls, Googling, photos, anything) while in the pub.* <img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Gogartys-e1481192823674.jpeg"> "Bollocks! We can't use phones inside," Cara said. Emma was walking with her arm linked like a turtle dove with Gabe as they stumbled towards the pub. "Why, who're you gonna call?" Emma asked. "Ghostbusters!" Paul shouted from behind the group. "Sorry, it had to be said." "Martina and Markus are on their way here. How are we going to find them once we're inside?" Cara said. "Oh yeah, there are a couple floors. Well, I don't really want to wait outside, I'm cold," Emma said. "We'll wait with you darling," Lars said to Cara. Cara unlocked her phone to send a message to them. "Oye! Lads!" Cara looked up. It was Markus and Martina. "We waited outside for you. There was no way we were going to find each other in there," Martina said. There were hugs and kisses. "So how drunk are yous?" Paul asked them. [["How drunk are you?"]] Martina asked Paul.

"Let's go upstairs," Emma said. "Ok," Cara said. They grabbed Martina and left the boys downstairs. Cara was walking up the stairs and looking back down over her shoulder to talk to Martina. "So bartender was a-," Cara said and then turned back around as she reached the top of the stairs. "Dick," Cara finished her sentence and saw Theo standing in front of her as he was on his way down the stairs. "Cara! You're here!" Theo said. "Oh...hi," Cara said. Her cheeks turned immediately red. Theo was devastatingly handsome and always made Cara slightly nervous. "Who was a dick?" he asked. "Nevermind about that guy. Who is this?" Martina asked Cara. "Oh sorry, uhh Martina, Emma, this is Theo," Cara said. "Nice to meet you," Martina said with a smile. "God he's beautiful. I get it now," Emma said in Cara's ear. "Come Martina, let's go dance," Emma said. [[The girls left.]]

"Good," he said and smiled. "How are you darling?" he asked and took her hand to help her up the last step. "I'm ok," she said and took a sip of her drink, "yeah I'm good," she said again more firmly. "How are you?" she asked in return. "Oh good. I'm working on a design for a new building and my sister is coming to visit me next weekend," he said. "Penelope? Ahh I wanted to meet her," Cara said and then quickly took a sip of her drink because she had just drew attention to the fact that she was no longer with Theo. "She wanted to meet you too. She said you two still talk sometimes on Facebook," he said, "You never know, maybe we'll have time for a coffee or something." "That'd be grand," Cara said. "That'd be grand," Theo mimicked Cara's Irish accent. "Shut up," she said. "Ok," he said. He smiled at her. She smiled back. He leaned in. She didn't move. He kissed her. She kissed him back and then stopped. "I better catch up with my friends," she said. "Do you want to come downstairs with me and have a drink?" he asked. She knew that if she stayed with him, she wouldn't want to leave him for the rest of the night. "Maybe another time, I'm here with my colleagues so I better get back," she said. "Ok, well if you change your mind, I'll be downstairs," he said, "[[see you later beautiful,]]" he said.

"Did someone say shots?" He said, just behind Cara's head. She didn't have to turn around to know it was him. She looked at Paul who was looking up at Theo standing behind her. His facial expression said 'who is this guy?' Cara turned around and looked up at Theo. He was smiling. His beard was slightly longer since the last time she saw him, but he kept it nicely shaped. He put his hand on her arm and kissed her cheek. "So are we doing shots Cara?" Theo asked playfully. "No," Cara said quietly, "I think I've had enough to last me into 2017," she said. "Hahaha. Ok. Ok," he said, "So these are your friends?" he asked. "Oh," Cara blushed and steped over beside Theo. He put his arm around her confidently like he always did, while she introduced everyone. Paul shook Theo's hand, but immediately broke eye contact afterward. "Well I'm heading upstairs," Paul said. "Me too." "Ill come." The group all moved towards the stairs. "We'll see you up there then," Emma said to Cara. "[[Be up in a bit,]]" Cara said.

"Uh I can stay for a bit," Cara said. "Good," he said and smiled. "How are you darling?" he asked and put his hand on her face. "I'm ok," she said and took a sip of her drink, "yeah I'm good," she said again more firmly. "How are you?" she asked in return. "Oh good. I'm working on a design for a new building and my sister is coming to visit me next weekend," he said. "Penelope? Ahh I wanted to meet her," Cara said and then quickly took a sip of her drink because she had just drew attention to the fact that she was no longer with Theo. "She wanted to meet you too. She said you two still talk sometimes on Facebook," he said, "You never know, maybe we'll have time for a coffee or something." "That'd be grand," Cara said. "That'd be grand," Theo mimicked Cara's Irish accent. "Shut up," she said. "Ok," he said and his kissed her longer this time. "So do you want to come sit with me and my friends?" he asked. She knew if she stayed with him that the night would take a turn. He was like a magnet and she felt herself being drawn to him. [["Ok just for a bit,"]] she said. "I want to, but I better [[go upstairs]]," she said.

Cara held onto the railing for balance. She was drunk not only from the alcohol, but she was intoxicated by Theo. "I'm going to go upstairs," she told him. "Ok [[see you later beautiful,]]" he said with a disappointed look.

Cara knew that she would choose Theo the minute that she read they would be in the same pub. Maybe they would get back together. Maybe they wouldn't. But she needed to find out. It was game over for Cara. She choose Theo.

Cara rejoined the girls who were dancing to the live music. "Cara, tell me, who is that handsome man?" Martina asked. "Oh just a guy I was seeing," she said casually. "Was?" Martina asked. "Yeah, long story and I've definitely had too many drinks to tell it now," she said. "Claro," Martina said. The guys joined the group. Paul was texting someone. Cara was curious who it was. "Umm Paul?" Emma said. Paul was still texting. "Paul," Emma said again louder this time. "Yeah?" he replied. "That's a shot," Emma said pointing to his phone. "Ah feck!" he said. Cara wondered who he was texting. Her phone vibrated again. She wasn't sure if it was Theo. She wanted to check her phone, but was the shot worth it? "[[I'll be back in a minute]]," Cara said.

Pub 12. **Twelve Drummers Drumming** *You did it!* <img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Mercantile-xmas-e1481725762159.jpeg"> "I can't believe 7 of us made it!" Martina said. "I hate to be the bearer of bad news," Paul said,"but you and Markus missed a few in the middle there....so I think that disqualified ye from the prize?" "Scheisse!" Markus said "After all that and the girl said I looked like her cousin!" "It's fine. It's fine," Martina told Markus but she also seemed to be saying it for her own benefit. "We're fine. We made it to the end, I think we still are winners just for that!" "That makes 4 of us winnerzzz!" Emma said raising her arm with zeal and throwing herself off balance. Gabe, standing next to her, grabbed her arm to prevent her from tipping over. "But Cara missed The Turk's Head because she took forever to get food," Paul said. "Where did you go anyways?" "Uhh I just met up with someone," she said. "A fella?" Paul joked. "Actually yes," Cara said. "Oh," Paul said looking disappointed. "You seeing someone?" he asked. "Sort of, but I'm not in a relationship or anything serious yet," she said. "Ahh but she will be by 2017," Emma said. "She's a catch!" "Right you are," Paul said. He just said that in front of all their colleagues. That was a win for Cara.

"You look beautiful even in this silly jumper," Theo said and then gave her a little kiss on the lips. "Thank you," Cara said. "You're not wearing a Christmas jumper on a Christmas pub crawl?" she asked rubbing his muscular arm. He was wearing a navy blue sweater over top a white collared shirt. "No, we're having a more...relaxed pub crawl I guess you would say," he said. He kissed her again. Cara couldn't stop smiling. Theo essentially turned her into a melted puddle of snow. "Where are your friends?" she asked. "There just in the back corner. I was just getting a drink and then I heard your voice," he said. "Do you want to stay with me for a bit?" Cara wanted to sit with him, but she didn't want to ditch her colleagues, especially Paul. [[Stay with him]] [[go upstairs]]

<img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Patrick-meet-up-e1481667610680.png"> [[Find Patrick]]

Cara decided to sneakily check her messages in the bathroom where none of her friends could call her out for using her phone. She opened her messages. <img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Theo-plea-e1481664735202.png"> <img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Patrick-Gogartys-e1481667573497.png"> <img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Paul-sick-e1481667726459.png"> [[Theo]] [[Patrick]] [[Paul]]

"Hey sorry, just had to go to the bathroom really bad," Cara said to the group. Paul gave Cara a questioning look. Cara just shook her head no in response to his text message. He gave a quick nod of his head. Cara liked that she could communicate with Paul without talking. It was a rare thing to be able to do that with a guy. "You missed it, Lars had to do a shot too because he texted his lady friend from pub number whatever," Gabe said. "Yeah, yeah," Lars said. "Let's dance until we need to go," Martina said, "there's not been enough dancing on this pub crawl." "That's because you spent the entire time at the Liquor Room flirting with the non-single bartender," Markus said. "Shut up and dance!" Martina said. [[On to Pub 12]]

"Hey you," he said with a smile. "Hey," she said. Patrick put his hand on hip and gently pulled her in for a small kiss. "Can't believe we ended up at the same place," he said. "Me neither," she said. "Where are all your friends?" "Rafael and Sarah went home. Caroline and Jessica met some friends, so me and Todd decided to have a few more," he said. "So how long are you staying here?" "Well, probably about 15 more minutes," Cara said. "Opp that's quick," he said and then took a very large gulp of his pint. "Haha. No rush," she said. "Can one crash a pub crawl?" he asked. "Or two?" Todd chimed in even though he was pretending not to listen as he leaned against the bar. "Umm...well...it's probably in the unwritten pub crawl rules that [[non-employees can't...]]" Cara said.

"Ahhh I understand," Patrick said. "Maybe I can convince you to stay with us for a bit then?" "Aye mate, I think I'm heading home after this one 'ere," Todd said holding up a pint glass that was nearly empty. "Yeah?" Patrick said. "Yeah, I'm just going to hit the men's now and then head out," he said. Tood took one last gulp and slapped his hand down on Patrick's shoulder as he sqeezed past everyone crowded at the bar. "Have a good one. Nice meeting you Cara." "And you Todd," Cara said. "Would you stay for one more since Todd is deserting me?" Patrick said in his most charming British accent. "At this point, I better have [[just a 1/2 pint,]]" she said. "Maybe I'll let you go with Todd and we can have [[brunch tomorrow?]]" she said.

Cara opened her eyes. She saw Paul's Christmas jumper on the floor. She wasn't in her bed. The covers were navy blue. Her's were pink. She rolled over. Patrick opened his eyes, smiled, and put his arm around her. "Come for a snuggle and then I'll treat you to an Irish breakfast," he said and kissed her on the forehead. She never made it to Pub 12, but it was still a happy ending.

"Playing hard to get, I like it," he said. "Haha. I'm not. It's just I dunno..." she said. She was thinking about Paul. It would be too awkward to have Patrick there. She wouldn't want to ignore either of them. She was definitely feeling the drinks at this stage and didn't want to say or do anything that she would regret tomorrow. "No I understand," he said, "brunch tomorrow sound great. That way I'll know you survived." "Haha. Exactly," she said. Todd came back. "Well I better go find my colleagues before the leave without me," she said. "See you tommorow," he said. Cara stood on her tip toes to kiss him goodbye. [[On to Pub 12]]

"I think Rudolf suits me better than you anyways," Paul said. Cara hit him on the arm. "What he does!" Paul said. "Well your gingerbread man was all to happy to run away from you," Cara said. "Touche. Come on, I'll [[buy you a drink]]."

Even more drinks were had. Everyone chose drinks that could come with a straw so it was easier to feed each other. The pubs were busier now as it was normal drinking hours and some people were even dancing. "So the bartender is handsome. I'm staying," Martina said. "What! No! You can't," said Emma. "Sorry, but it's hard to meet a guy these days. I'm staying. He was flirting with me and said we could get a drink when he's off," Martina said. "But he's probably not done until late and it's only...9 pm. Oh gawd it's only 9 pm. I'm way too drunk for it to be this early," Cara said. "Yeah he's off at 11 and I know I won't make it back here so I'm staying," Martina said. "We can't leave you here alone," said Cara. "She's right," said Emma with a concerned look. "I'll stay," said Markus. "I like it here a lot. I want to stay longer anyways. And there's a girl over there that keeps looking at me." "Yay!" squeeled Martina. "That makes 5 for Pub 9. Less competition now," He said and nudged Cara. "You don't know that," Emma said pushing her way playfully past Paul. "Let's go!" yelled Gabe from the exit. [[Move to Pub 9]]

Pub 9. **Nine Ladies Dancing** *Everyone must dance with a lady to at least one full song.* <img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Bad-Bobs-e1481139741880.jpeg"> "I'm getting tired," Cara said. "No! No energy fails this year. We already lost two soldiers," Lars said. "We're not in the military, we're in marketing," Cara said. "5 jagerbombs plese," Lars said to the bartender holding up his hand to display five fingers. "Oh god," Emma said. They pick up the shots, drop them into the glasses, and down them. "Woo!" "Ugh." "Not bad." "Better?" Lars asked. "A bit yeah," Emma sqeaked. [["So we have to dance now,"]] Emma said.

Pub 9. **Nine Ladies Dancing** *Everyone must dance with a lady to at least one full song.* <img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Bad-Bobs-e1481139741880.jpeg"> "I'm getting tired," Cara said. "No! No energy fails this year. We already lost two soldiers," Lars said. "We're not in the military, we're in marketing," Cara said. "5 jagerbombs plese," Lars said to the bartender holding up his hand to display five fingers. "Oh god," Emma said. They pick up the shots, drop them into the glasses, and down them. "Woo!" "Ugh." "Not bad." "Better?" Lars asked. "A bit yeah," Emma sqeaked. [["So we have to go dance now,"]] Emma said.

Pub 9. **Nine Ladies Dancing** Everyone must dance with a lady to at least one full song. <img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Bad-Bobs-e1481139741880.jpeg"> "I'm getting tired," Cara said. "No! No energy fails this year. We already lost two soldiers," Lars said. "We're not in the military, we're in marketing," Cara said. "5 jagerbombs plese," Lars said to the bartender holding up his hand to display five fingers. "Oh god," Emma said. They pick up the shots, drop them into the glasses, and down them. "Woo!" "Ugh." "Not bad." "Better?" Lars asked. "A bit yeah," Emma sqeaked. "So we have [[to go dance now]]," Emma said.

"So two girls and three guys," Paul said. "And a paaaartiiidge in a pear treeeeeee," Lars sang. "Oh crap, even the Swiss is drunk now," Emma said. "This ship is sinking fast." "I think we've exhausted the metaphors now guys," Cara said. "Says the copywriter," Emma replied. "Everyone must dance with a lady," Paul said. "She's a laadddy, woah, woah, woah," Lars pointing sang at a girl who was standing at the bar. "And sheee's a laaadyy," Lars sang pointing to another girl. "A foxy lady." He walked towards the girls. "Despite his singing, Lars, has a point. You can dance with *any* lady," Cara said. "Come on Emma, let's dance." "Aye Cara! I was going to dance with Emma," Gabe said and he put his hand on Cara's shoulder. "Ugh. Fine. Why did Jackie and Martina have to bail," Cara said. Emma gave Cara a knowing look. In fairness Cara wouldn't mind dancing with Paul. It seemed Lars was already chatting up both of the girls at the bar. Cara didn't want Paul to ask her just because she was one of the two females he knew in the room. "So what'll it be?" Gabe prompted. [[Go dance with Emma.]] [[Go dance with Paul.]]

They were kissing. The music was pumping. Her heart was pumping. She felt his arms around her. Cara opened her eyes for a split second to make sure she hadn't passed out. Nope. She was making out with Paul! Suddenly, it was really hot in his over-sized jumper. She pulled back and in one swoop pulled the jumper off and flung it onto a nearby stool. Paul pulled her back towards him. They moved against each other to the music. Her head was beside his and she could feel the heat coming off his neck. He was really hot in her jumper too. They turned still glued together. Cara was waving at Cara to get her attention. "What?" Cara mouthed. "Time to go," Emma mouthed and pointed to her wrist. Cara leaned back to look at Paul. "It's time to go," Cara said. "After the song ends?" Paul said. "K," Cara said. She moved back against his chest and over his shoulder she held up her two fingers and mouthed "2 mins" to Emma. As they left the pub Cara noticed [[she had a new message.]]

<img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Martina-coming-back-e1481145748200.png"> There was [[another unread message]].

<img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Theo-2-e1481562669128.png"> Cara wanted to see Theo. They always had a great time together and he was affectionate towards her without question. He would always take her hand, sit next to her, brush her hair out of her eyes, all the small things that showed he did in fact care about her a lot. But things are complicated. Paul was ahead walking with the rest of the group, but stopped when he noticed Cara lagging behind. "Cara you coming?" he called. [[Reply to Theo.]] Quickly [[put phone back]] in case Paul sees the message.

<img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Theo-3-e1481564343520.png"> [[Continue to Pub 11]]

Pub 11. **Eleven Pipers Piping** *Nobody’s allowed to use their phone for any reasons (texting, making calls, Googling, photos, anything) while in the pub.* <img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Gogartys-e1481192823674.jpeg"> "Bollocks! We can't use phones inside," Cara said. Emma was walking with her arm linked like a turtle dove with Gabe as they stumbled towards the pub. "Why, who're you gonna call?" Emma asked. "Ghostbusters!" Paul shouted from behind the group. "Sorry, it had to be said." "Martina and Markus are on their way here. How are we going to find them once we're inside?" Cara said. "Oh yeah, there are a couple floors. Well, I don't really want to wait outside, I'm cold," Emma said. "We'll wait with you darling," Lars said to Cara. Cara unlocked her phone to send a message to them. "Oye! Lads!" Cara looked up. It was Markus and Martina. "We waited outside for you. There was no way we were going to find each other in there," Martina said. There were hugs and kisses. "So how drunk are yous?" Paul asked them. "[[How drunk are *you?*]]" Martina asked Paul.

"Uh I can stay for a bit," Cara said. "Good," he said and smiled. "How are you darling?" he asked and put his hand on her face. "I'm ok," she said and took a sip of her drink, "yeah I'm good," she said again more firmly. "How are you?" she asked in return. "Oh good. I'm working on a design for a new building and my sister is coming to visit me next weekend," he said. "Penelope? Ahh I wanted to meet her," Cara said and then quickly took a sip of her drink because she had just drew attention to the fact that she was no longer with Theo. "She wanted to meet you too. She said you two still talk sometimes on Facebook," he said, "You never know, maybe we'll have time for a coffee or something." "That'd be grand," Cara said. "That'd be grand," Theo mimicked Cara's Irish accent. "Shut up," she said. "Ok," he said and his kissed her longer this time. "So do you want to come sit with me and my friends?" he asked. She knew if she stayed with him that the night would take a turn. He was like a magnet and she felt herself being drawn to him. [["Ok just for a bit"]], she said. "I want to, but I [[better go upstairs]]," she said.

Cara held onto the railing for balance. She was drunk not only from the alcohol, but she was intoxicated by Theo. "I'm going to go upstairs," she told him. [["See you later beautiful,"]] he said with a disappointed look.

Pub 11. **Eleven Pipers Piping** Nobody’s allowed to use their phone for any reasons (texting, making calls, Googling, photos, anything) while in the pub. <img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Gogartys-e1481192823674.jpeg"> "Bollocks! We can't use phones inside," Cara said. Emma was walking with her arm linked like a turtle dove with Gabe as they stumbled towards the pub. "Why, who're you gonna call?" Emma asked. "Ghostbusters!" Paul shouted from behind the group. "Sorry, it had to be said." "Martina and Markus are on their way here. How are we going to find them once we're inside?" Cara said. "Oh yeah, there are a couple floors. Well, I don't really want to wait outside, I'm cold," Emma said. "We'll wait with you darling," Lars said to Cara. Cara unlocked her phone to send a message to them. "Oye! Lads!" Cara looked up. It was Markus and Martina. "We waited outside for you. There was no way we were going to find each other in there," Martina said. There were hugs and kisses. "So how drunk are yous?" Paul asked them. [["How drunk are yous?"]] Martina asked Paul.

<img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Patrick-meet-up-e1481667610680.png"> [[Find Patrick.]]

"Ahhh I understand," Patrick said. "Maybe I can convince you to stay with us for a bit then?" "Aye mate, I think I'm heading home after this one 'ere," Todd said holding up a pint glass that was nearly empty. "Yeah?" Patrick said. "Yeah, I'm just going to hit the men's now and then head out," he said. Tood took one last gulp and slapped his hand down on Patrick's shoulder as he sqeezed past everyone crowded at the bar. "Have a good one. Nice meeting you Cara." "And you Todd," Cara said. "Would you stay for one more since Todd is deserting me?" Patrick said in his most charming British accent. "At this point, I better [[have just a 1/2 pint,]]" she said. "Maybe I'll let you go with Todd and we can [[have brunch tomorrow?]]" she said.

Cara opened her eyes. She saw Markus's Christmas jumper on the floor. She wasn't in her bed. The covers were navy blue. Her's were pink. She rolled over. Patrick opened his eyes, smiled, and put his arm around her. "Come for a snuggle and then I'll treat you to an Irish breakfast," he said and kissed her on the forehead. She never made it to Pub 12, but it was still a happy ending.

"So two girls and three guys," Paul said. "And a paaaartiiidge in a pear treeeeeee," Lars sang. "Oh crap, even the Swiss is drunk now," Emma said. "This ship is sinking fast." "I think we've exhausted the metaphors now guys," Cara said. "Says the copywriter," Emma replied. "Everyone must dance with a lady," Paul said. "She's a laadddy, woah, woah, woah," Lars pointing sang at a girl who was standing at the bar. "And sheee's a laaadyy," Lars sang pointing to another girl. "A foxy lady." He walked towards the girls. "Despite his singing, Lars, has a point. You can dance with *any* lady," Cara said. "Come on Emma, let's dance." "Aye Cara! I was going to dance with Emma," Gabe said and he put his hand on Cara's shoulder. "Ugh. Fine. Why did Jackie and Martina have to bail," Cara said. Emma gave Cara a knowing look. In fairness Cara wouldn't mind dancing with Paul. It seemed Lars was already chatting up both of the girls at the bar. Cara didn't want Paul to ask her just because she was one of the two females he knew in the room. "So what'll it be?" Gabe prompted. [["Come on Emma, let's dance."]] [["Come on Paul, let's dance."]]

<img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Martina-coming-back-e1481145748200.png"> [[There was another unread message.]]

<img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Theo-2-e1481562669128.png"> Cara wanted to see Theo. They always had a great time together and he was affectionate towards her without question. He would always take her hand, sit next to her, brush her hair out of her eyes, all the small things that showed he did in fact care about her a lot. But things are complicated. Paul was ahead walking with the rest of the group, but stopped when he noticed Cara lagging behind. "Cara you coming?" he called. [[Reply to Theo's message]] [[Quickly put phone back in case]] Paul sees the message.

<img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Theo-3-e1481564343520.png"> [[Continue to Pub 11.]]

They made their way to the bar. "Not sure I can do anymore," Cara said. "This is pub 11. Wait this is pub 11 right?" Markus asked. "Yes, it's pub 11, but it feels like pub 111," Emma said. "5 jagerbombsss," Lars slurred. "NO!" everyone shouted in unison. "Ok, ok. No need to yell at me," Lars said. "There are no rules on alcohol at this one," Martina said. "Lads. Lads! Laaads!" Paul said facing the group behind him. "What?!" "Our shots are ready," Paul said. "When did you order those?!" Emma said. "What are they anyways? They look like...baby Guinnesses. So cute!" "Exactly that," Paul said. "Cheers!" Everyone gave Paul a dirty look, but they knocked back the sweet shots. "[[Ok that's it, no more shots!]]" Cara said.

"Uh I can stay for a bit," Cara said. "Good," he said and smiled. "How are you darling?" he asked and put his hand on her face. "I'm ok," she said and took a sip of her drink, "yeah I'm good," she said again more firmly. "How are you?" she asked in return. "Oh good. I'm working on a design for a new building and my sister is coming to visit me next weekend," he said. "Penelope? Ahh I wanted to meet her," Cara said and then quickly took a sip of her drink because she had just drew attention to the fact that she was no longer with Theo. "She wanted to meet you too. She said you two still talk sometimes on Facebook," he said, "You never know, maybe we'll have time for a coffee or something." "That'd be grand," Cara said. "That'd be grand," Theo mimicked Cara's Irish accent. "Shut up," she said. "Ok," he said and his kissed her longer this time. "So do you want to come sit with me and my friends?" he asked. She knew if she stayed with him that the night would take a turn. He was like a magnet and she felt herself being drawn to him. [["Ok just for a bit",]] she said. "I want to, but [[I better go upstairs]]," she said.

Pub 11. **Eleven Pipers Piping** *Nobody’s allowed to use their phone for any reasons (texting, making calls, Googling, photos, anything) while in the pub.* <img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Gogartys-e1481192823674.jpeg"> "Bollocks! We can't use phones inside," Cara said. Emma was walking with her arm linked like a turtle dove with Gabe as they stumbled towards the pub. "Why, who're you gonna call?" Emma asked. "Ghostbusters!" Paul shouted from behind the group. "Sorry, it had to be said." "Martina and Markus are on their way here. How are we going to find them once we're inside?" Cara said. "Oh yeah, there are a couple floors. Well, I don't really want to wait outside, I'm cold," Emma said. "We'll wait with you darling," Lars said to Cara. Cara unlocked her phone to send a message to them. "Oye! Lads!" Cara looked up. It was Markus and Martina. "We waited outside for you. There was no way we were going to find each other in there," Martina said. There were hugs and kisses. "So how drunk are yous?" Paul asked them. [["How drunk are yoouu?"]] Martina asked Paul.

<img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Patrick-meet-up-e1481667610680.png"> [[Go find Patrick]]

Pub 12. **Twelve Drummers Drumming** *You did it! You win.* <img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Mercantile-xmas-e1481725762159.jpeg"> "I can't believe 6 of us made it!" Martina said. "I hate to be the bearer of bad news," Paul said,"but you and Markus missed a few in the middle there....so I think that disqualified ye from the prize?" "Scheisse!" Markus said "After all that and the girl said I looked like her cousin!" "It's fine. It's fine," Martina told Markus but she also seemed to be saying it for her own benefit. "We're fine. We made it to the end, I think we still are winners just for that!" "That makes 4 of us winnerzzz!" Emma said raising her arm with zeal and throwing herself off balance. Gabe, standing next to her, grabbed her arm to prevent her from tipping over. "I hope the prize is good," Gabe said. "I don't even care what the prize is," Cara said, "we won!"

"Ahhh I understand," Patrick said. "Maybe I can convince you to stay with us for a bit then?" "Aye mate, I think I'm heading home after this one 'ere," Todd said holding up a pint glass that was nearly empty. "Yeah?" Patrick said. "Yeah, I'm just going to hit the men's now and then head out," he said. Tood took one last gulp and slapped his hand down on Patrick's shoulder as he sqeezed past everyone crowded at the bar. "Have a good one. Nice meeting you Cara." "And you Todd," Cara said. "Would you stay for one more since Todd is deserting me?" Patrick said in his most charming British accent. "[[Just a 1/2 pint please]]" she said. "[[How about brunch tomorrow?]]" she said.

"So two girls and three guys," Paul said. "And a paaaartiiidge in a pear treeeeeee," Lars sang. "Oh crap, even the Swiss is drunk now," Emma said. "This ship is sinking fast." "I think we've exhausted the metaphors now guys," Cara said. "Says the copywriter," Emma replied. "Everyone must dance with a lady," Paul said. "She's a laadddy, woah, woah, woah," Lars pointing sang at a girl who was standing at the bar. "And sheee's a laaadyy," Lars sang pointing to another girl. "A foxy lady." He walked towards the girls. "Despite his singing, Lars, has a point. You can dance with *any* lady," Cara said. "Come on Emma, let's dance." "Aye Cara! I was going to dance with Emma," Gabe said and he put his hand on Cara's shoulder. "Ugh. Fine. Why did Jackie and Martina have to bail," Cara said. Emma gave Cara a knowing look. In fairness Cara wouldn't mind dancing with Paul. It seemed Lars was already chatting up both of the girls at the bar. Cara didn't want Paul to ask her just because she was one of the two females he knew in the room. "So what'll it be?" Gabe prompted. [[Go dance with Emma]] [[Go dance with Paul]]

They were kissing. The music was pumping. Her heart was pumping. She felt his arms around her. Cara opened her eyes for a split second to make sure she hadn't passed out. Nope. She was making out with Paul! Suddenly, it was really hot in his over-sized jumper. She pulled back and in one swoop pulled the jumper off and flung it onto a nearby stool. Paul pulled her back towards him. They moved against each other to the music. Her head was beside his and she could feel the heat coming off his neck. He was really hot in her jumper too. They turned still glued together. Cara was waving at Cara to get her attention. "What?" Cara mouthed. "Time to go," Emma mouthed and pointed to her wrist. Cara leaned back to look at Paul. "It's time to go," Cara said. "After the song ends?" Paul said. "K," Cara said. She moved back against his chest and over his shoulder she held up her two fingers and mouthed "2 mins" to Emma. [[As they left the pub Cara noticed she had a new message.]]

<img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Martina-coming-back-e1481145748200.png"> [[But there was another unread message.]]

<img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Theo-2-e1481562669128.png"> Cara wanted to see Theo. They always had a great time together and he was affectionate towards her without question. He would always take her hand, sit next to her, brush her hair out of her eyes, all the small things that showed he did in fact care about her a lot. But things are complicated. Paul was ahead walking with the rest of the group, but stopped when he noticed Cara lagging behind. "Cara you coming?" he called. [[Cara replied to Theo]] [[Quickly put phone back in case Paul sees the message.]]

<img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Theo-3-e1481564343520.png"> [[Continue to Pub #11]]

Pub 11. **Eleven Pipers Piping** *Nobody’s allowed to use their phone for any reasons (texting, making calls, Googling, photos, anything) while in the pub.* <img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Gogartys-e1481192823674.jpeg"> "Bollocks! We can't use phones inside," Cara said. Emma was walking with her arm linked like a turtle dove with Gabe as they stumbled towards the pub. "Why, who're you gonna call?" Emma asked. "Ghostbusters!" Paul shouted from behind the group. "Sorry, it had to be said." "Martina and Markus are on their way here. How are we going to find them once we're inside?" Cara said. "Oh yeah, there are a couple floors. Well, I don't really want to wait outside, I'm cold," Emma said. "We'll wait with you darling," Lars said to Cara. Cara unlocked her phone to send a message to them. "Oye! Lads!" Cara looked up. It was Markus and Martina. "We waited outside for you. There was no way we were going to find each other in there," Martina said. There were hugs and kisses. "So how drunk are yous?" Paul asked them. "[[How drunk are yooouuu]]?" Martina asked Paul.

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"Uh I can stay for a bit," Cara said. "Good," he said and smiled. "How are you darling?" he asked and put his hand on her face. "I'm ok," she said and took a sip of her drink, "yeah I'm good," she said again more firmly. "How are you?" she asked in return. "Oh good. I'm working on a design for a new building and my sister is coming to visit me next weekend," he said. "Penelope? Ahh I wanted to meet her," Cara said and then quickly took a sip of her drink because she had just drew attention to the fact that she was no longer with Theo. "She wanted to meet you too. She said you two still talk sometimes on Facebook," he said, "You never know, maybe we'll have time for a coffee or something." "That'd be grand," Cara said. "That'd be grand," Theo mimicked Cara's Irish accent. "Shut up," she said. "Ok," he said and his kissed her longer this time. "So do you want to come sit with me and my friends?" he asked. She knew if she stayed with him that the night would take a turn. He was like a magnet and she felt herself being drawn to him. [["Ok just for a bit", she said.]] "I want to, but I better [[go on upstairs]]," she said.

Pub 11. **Eleven Pipers Piping** *Nobody’s allowed to use their phone for any reasons (texting, making calls, Googling, photos, anything) while in the pub.* <img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Gogartys-e1481192823674.jpeg"> "Bollocks! We can't use phones inside," Cara said. Emma was walking with her arm linked like a turtle dove with Gabe as they stumbled towards the pub. "Why, who're you gonna call?" Emma asked. "Ghostbusters!" Paul shouted from behind the group. "Sorry, it had to be said." "Martina and Markus are on their way here. How are we going to find them once we're inside?" Cara said. "Oh yeah, there are a couple floors. Well, I don't really want to wait outside, I'm cold," Emma said. "We'll wait with you darling," Lars said to Cara. Cara unlocked her phone to send a message to them. "Oye! Lads!" Cara looked up. It was Markus and Martina. "We waited outside for you. There was no way we were going to find each other in there," Martina said. There were hugs and kisses. "So how drunk are yous?" Paul asked them. [["How drunk are yooouu?"]] Martina asked Paul.

<img src="http://nicolebasaraba.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Patrick-meet-up-e1481667610680.png"> [[Look for Patrick]]

"Hey you," he said with a smile. "Hey," she said. Patrick put his hand on hip and gently pulled her in for a small kiss. "Can't believe we ended up at the same place," he said. "Me neither," she said. "Where are all your friends?" "Rafael and Sarah went home. Caroline and Jessica met some friends, so me and Todd decided to have a few more," he said. "So how long are you staying here?" "Well, probably about 15 more minutes," Cara said. "Opp that's quick," he said and then took a very large gulp of his pint. "Haha. No rush," she said. "Can one crash a pub crawl?" he asked. "Or two?" Todd chimed in even though he was pretending not to listen as he leaned against the bar. "Umm...well...it's probably in the [[unwritten pub crawl rules that non-employees can't," Cara said.]]

"Ahhh I understand," Patrick said. "Maybe I can convince you to stay with us for a bit then?" "Aye mate, I think I'm heading home after this one 'ere," Todd said holding up a pint glass that was nearly empty. "Yeah?" Patrick said. "Yeah, I'm just going to hit the men's now and then head out," he said. Tood took one last gulp and slapped his hand down on Patrick's shoulder as he sqeezed past everyone crowded at the bar. "Have a good one. Nice meeting you Cara." "And you Todd," Cara said. "Would you stay for one more since Todd is deserting me?" Patrick said in his most charming British accent. "[[A 1/2 pint,]]" she said. "[[How about brunch tomorrow?]]" she said.