Wish Fulfillment Simulator 1.0

<center><b>Wish Fulfillment Simulator 1.0</b></center> [[Fulfill my Wishes!|gamestart]] [[Mission Statement]] [[LGBTQ Rights]] [[Credits]]

<center>Mission Statement</center> Wish Fulfillment Simulator 1.0 is a game for the fulfillment of LGBTQ wishes. Our goal here at Wish Fulfillment Simulator Factory is to ensure as inclusive and welcoming an environment as possible for our players. Players may engage in the fulfillment of wishes by designing and interacting with their own customizeable wedding fantasies, without having to deal with the unpleasant stresses of real life such as homophobia, transphobia, ableism, racism, misogyny, classism, or any other bigotry they may experience. Wish Fulfillment Simulator 1.0 is about fulfilling wishes. As such we care not for REALISM or VERISIMILITUDE. What matters is fulfilling your wishes, without interruption or delay. Wish Fulfillment Simulator 1.0 is built on the belief that every person deserves the chance to enjoy the idea of celebrating their love for the person or people who they love most, in a way that is comfortable and enjoyable for them. Since some of us may not have the luxury of publicly doing so, Wish Fulfillment Simulator 1.0 may fall short of the real experience. We will try our best. [[Back|start]]

<center>LGBTQ Rights</center> Placeholder - This will be a list of external links for info about LGBTQ history and rights internationally. [[Back|start]]

<center>Credits</center> Written April 2017 by Lydia Eickstaedt Playtested by Additional content provided by [[Back|start]]

(set: $name to 'Cool Person')Life begins. You are: [[Genderqueer]] [[Trans]] [[Cis]]

(set: $gender to 'genderqueer') And your pronoun set (yours, not the one people may misgender you as in real life) is: [[they/theirs/them]] [[she/hers/her]] [[he/his/him]] [[Never refer to me by pronouns, please use my name instead.]]

(set: $gender to 'trans') And your pronoun set (yours, not the one people may misgender you as in real life) is: [[they/theirs/them]] [[she/hers/her]] [[he/his/him]] [[Never refer to me by pronouns, please use my name instead.]]

(set: $gender to 'cis') And your pronoun set (yours, not the one people may misgender you as in real life) is: [[they/theirs/them]] [[she/hers/her]] [[he/his/him]] [[Never refer to me by pronouns, please use my name instead.]]

(set: $orientation to 'bi')Ok, you're a $gender $orientation sort. What do you look like? [[Tall]] [[Short]] [[Middle height]]

(set: $orientation to 'pan')Ok, you're a $gender $orientation sort. What do you look like? [[Tall]] [[Short]] [[Middle height]]

(set: $orientation to 'lesbian')Ok, you're a $gender $orientation sort. What do you look like? [[Tall]] [[Short]] [[Middle height]]

(set: $orientation to 'gay')Ok, you're a $gender $orientation sort. What do you look like? [[Tall]] [[Short]] [[Middle height]]

(set: $orientation to 'ace')Ok, you're a $gender $orientation sort. What do you look like? [[Tall]] [[Short]] [[Middle height]]

(if: $gender is 'cis')[Error: Wish Fulfillment Simulator 1.0 is not for Cisgender Heterosexual Marriage fantasies. Please consult the manual. [[Error Code 8-P|start]]](else:)[Simulation ended. We're sorry, Wish Fulfillment Simulator 1.0 is for non-heterosexual marriage simulation. We apologize if this particular limitation has denied you, a trans or genderqueer person, the fantasy you sought to enjoy. [[Return to the Beginning|start]]]

(set: $height to 'tall')Rock that $height self! And what about your shape? [[Round]] [[Hourglass]] [[Square]] [[Pear]] [[Apple]] [[Sticklike]] [[Dorito]]

(set: $height to 'tiny')Rock that $height self! And what about your shape? [[Round]] [[Hourglass]] [[Square]] [[Pear]] [[Apple]] [[Sticklike]] [[Dorito]]

(set: $height to 'medium')Rock that $height self! And what about your shape? [[Round]] [[Hourglass]] [[Square]] [[Pear]] [[Apple]] [[Sticklike]] [[Dorito]]

(set: $shape to 'round')It's not always easy being $shape when people try to make you feel like that's a bad thing. It's worth celebrating! Tell me a little more about yourself. What color is your skin? [[Dark brown]] [[Medium brown]] [[Light brown]] [[Tan]] [[Pale]]

(set: $shape to 'hourglass-shaped')You've got that figure! As a heavier friend, I'm glad to hear you share that $shape vibe. Tell me a little more about yourself. What color is your skin? [[Dark brown]] [[Medium brown]] [[Light brown]] [[Tan]] [[Pale]]

(set: $shape to 'square-shaped')Maybe a little rough around the edges, but that's part of your charm! I really love $shape silhouettes, I think they look very cool. Tell me a little more about yourself. What color is your skin? [[Dark brown]] [[Medium brown]] [[Light brown]] [[Tan]] [[Pale]]

(set: $shape to 'pear-shaped')I'm happy to hear it! You know, not enough folk are $shape in this world. Tell me a little more about yourself. What color is your skin? [[Dark brown]] [[Medium brown]] [[Light brown]] [[Tan]] [[Pale]]

(set: $shape to 'apple-shaped')Broad-shouldered and kicking butt! I think $shape folk don't get enough representation. Tell me a little more about yourself. What color is your skin? [[Dark brown]] [[Medium brown]] [[Light brown]] [[Tan]] [[Pale]]

(set: $shape to 'stick-thin')That's cool! All right, $shape friend. Tell me a little more about yourself. What color is your skin? [[Dark brown]] [[Medium brown]] [[Light brown]] [[Tan]] [[Pale]]

(set: $shape to 'dorito-shaped')Ohoho, got some cool muscles shaping that triangle of physique, eh? Nothing wrong with being $shape, for sure! Tell me a little more about yourself. What color is your skin? [[Dark brown]] [[Medium brown]] [[Light brown]] [[Tan]] [[Pale]]

(set: $skin to 'dark brown')Cool, so your skin is $skin. What about your hair color? (you don't have to pick your natural color, if you want to go with dyed hair that's fine too!) [[Black]] [[Blue-black]] [[Brown-black]] [[Reddish-brown]] [[Chestnut-brown]] [[Golden-brown]] [[Golden-red]] [[Reddish-blond]] [[Blond]] [[Platinum blond]] [[White]] [[Gray]] [[Violet]] [[Indigo]] [[Blue]] [[Green]] [[Yellow]] [[Orange]] [[Red]] [[Pink]] [[Purple]] [[Salt n' Pepper]] - Black going gray [[Cream n' Coffee]] - Brown going gray [[Salt n' Butter]] - Blonde going gray

(set: $skin to 'medium brown')Cool, so your skin is $skin. What about your hair color? (you don't have to pick your natural color, if you want to go with dyed hair that's fine too!) [[Black]] [[Blue-black]] [[Brown-black]] [[Reddish-brown]] [[Chestnut-brown]] [[Golden-brown]] [[Golden-red]] [[Reddish-blond]] [[Blond]] [[Platinum blond]] [[White]] [[Gray]] [[Violet]] [[Indigo]] [[Blue]] [[Green]] [[Yellow]] [[Orange]] [[Red]] [[Pink]] [[Purple]] [[Salt n' Pepper]] - Black going gray [[Cream n' Coffee]] - Brown going gray [[Salt n' Butter]] - Blonde going gray

(set: $skin to 'light brown')Cool, so your skin is $skin. What about your hair color? (you don't have to pick your natural color, if you want to go with dyed hair that's fine too!) [[Black]] [[Blue-black]] [[Brown-black]] [[Reddish-brown]] [[Chestnut-brown]] [[Golden-brown]] [[Golden-red]] [[Reddish-blond]] [[Blond]] [[Platinum blond]] [[White]] [[Gray]] [[Violet]] [[Indigo]] [[Blue]] [[Green]] [[Yellow]] [[Orange]] [[Red]] [[Pink]] [[Purple]] [[Salt n' Pepper]] - Black going gray [[Cream n' Coffee]] - Brown going gray [[Salt n' Butter]] - Blonde going gray

(set: $skin to 'tan')Cool, so your skin is $skin. What about your hair color? (you don't have to pick your natural color, if you want to go with dyed hair that's fine too!) [[Black]] [[Blue-black]] [[Brown-black]] [[Reddish-brown]] [[Chestnut-brown]] [[Golden-brown]] [[Golden-red]] [[Reddish-blond]] [[Blond]] [[Platinum blond]] [[White]] [[Gray]] [[Violet]] [[Indigo]] [[Blue]] [[Green]] [[Yellow]] [[Orange]] [[Red]] [[Pink]] [[Purple]] [[Salt n' Pepper]] - Black going gray [[Cream n' Coffee]] - Brown going gray [[Salt n' Butter]] - Blonde going gray

(set: $skin to 'pale')Cool, so your skin is $skin. What about your hair color? (you don't have to pick your natural color, if you want to go with dyed hair that's fine too!) [[Black]] [[Blue-black]] [[Brown-black]] [[Reddish-brown]] [[Chestnut-brown]] [[Golden-brown]] [[Golden-red]] [[Reddish-blond]] [[Blond]] [[Platinum blond]] [[White]] [[Gray]] [[Violet]] [[Indigo]] [[Blue]] [[Green]] [[Yellow]] [[Orange]] [[Red]] [[Pink]] [[Purple]] [[Salt n' Pepper]] - Black going gray [[Cream n' Coffee]] - Brown going gray [[Salt n' Butter]] - Blonde going gray

(set: $haircolor to 'black')Cool! So your hair color is $haircolor. What style do you wear it in? [[Devilock]] [[Bob]] [[Pixie Cut]] [[Chin-length]] [[Shoulder-length]] [[Mullet]] [[Butt-length]] [[Ponytail]] [[Braid]] [[Two ponytails]] [[Two braids]] [[Cornrows]] [[Afro]] [[Twists]]

(set: $haircolor to 'blue-black')Cool! So your hair color is $haircolor. What style do you wear it in? [[Devilock]] [[Bob]] [[Pixie Cut]] [[Chin-length]] [[Shoulder-length]] [[Mullet]] [[Butt-length]] [[Ponytail]] [[Braid]] [[Two ponytails]] [[Two braids]] [[Cornrows]] [[Afro]] [[Twists]]

(set: $haircolor to 'brown-black')Cool! So your hair color is $haircolor. What style do you wear it in? [[Devilock]] [[Bob]] [[Pixie Cut]] [[Chin-length]] [[Shoulder-length]] [[Mullet]] [[Butt-length]] [[Ponytail]] [[Braid]] [[Two ponytails]] [[Two braids]] [[Cornrows]] [[Afro]] [[Twists]]

(set: $haircolor to 'reddish-brown')Cool! So your hair color is $haircolor. What style do you wear it in? [[Devilock]] [[Bob]] [[Pixie Cut]] [[Chin-length]] [[Shoulder-length]] [[Mullet]] [[Butt-length]] [[Ponytail]] [[Braid]] [[Two ponytails]] [[Two braids]] [[Cornrows]] [[Afro]] [[Twists]]

(set: $haircolor to 'chestnut-brown')Cool! So your hair color is $haircolor. What style do you wear it in? [[Devilock]] [[Bob]] [[Pixie Cut]] [[Chin-length]] [[Shoulder-length]] [[Mullet]] [[Butt-length]] [[Ponytail]] [[Braid]] [[Two ponytails]] [[Two braids]] [[Cornrows]] [[Afro]] [[Twists]]

(set: $haircolor to 'golden-brown')Cool! So your hair color is $haircolor. What style do you wear it in? [[Devilock]] [[Bob]] [[Pixie Cut]] [[Chin-length]] [[Shoulder-length]] [[Mullet]] [[Butt-length]] [[Ponytail]] [[Braid]] [[Two ponytails]] [[Two braids]] [[Cornrows]] [[Afro]] [[Twists]]

(set: $haircolor to 'golden-red')Cool! So your hair color is $haircolor. What style do you wear it in? [[Devilock]] [[Bob]] [[Pixie Cut]] [[Chin-length]] [[Shoulder-length]] [[Mullet]] [[Butt-length]] [[Ponytail]] [[Braid]] [[Two ponytails]] [[Two braids]] [[Cornrows]] [[Afro]] [[Twists]]

(set: $haircolor to 'reddish-blond')Cool! So your hair color is $haircolor. What style do you wear it in? [[Devilock]] [[Bob]] [[Pixie Cut]] [[Chin-length]] [[Shoulder-length]] [[Mullet]] [[Butt-length]] [[Ponytail]] [[Braid]] [[Two ponytails]] [[Two braids]] [[Cornrows]] [[Afro]] [[Twists]]

(set: $haircolor to 'blond')Cool! So your hair color is $haircolor. What style do you wear it in? [[Devilock]] [[Bob]] [[Pixie Cut]] [[Chin-length]] [[Shoulder-length]] [[Mullet]] [[Butt-length]] [[Ponytail]] [[Braid]] [[Two ponytails]] [[Two braids]] [[Cornrows]] [[Afro]] [[Twists]]

(set: $haircolor to 'platinum-blond')Cool! So your hair color is $haircolor. What style do you wear it in? [[Devilock]] [[Bob]] [[Pixie Cut]] [[Chin-length]] [[Shoulder-length]] [[Mullet]] [[Butt-length]] [[Ponytail]] [[Braid]] [[Two ponytails]] [[Two braids]] [[Cornrows]] [[Afro]] [[Twists]]

(set: $haircolor to 'white')Cool! So your hair color is $haircolor. What style do you wear it in? [[Devilock]] [[Bob]] [[Pixie Cut]] [[Chin-length]] [[Shoulder-length]] [[Mullet]] [[Butt-length]] [[Ponytail]] [[Braid]] [[Two ponytails]] [[Two braids]] [[Cornrows]] [[Afro]] [[Twists]]

(set: $haircolor to 'gray')Cool! So your hair color is $haircolor. What style do you wear it in? [[Devilock]] [[Bob]] [[Pixie Cut]] [[Chin-length]] [[Shoulder-length]] [[Mullet]] [[Butt-length]] [[Ponytail]] [[Braid]] [[Two ponytails]] [[Two braids]] [[Cornrows]] [[Afro]] [[Twists]]

(set: $haircolor to 'violet')Cool! So your hair color is $haircolor. What style do you wear it in? [[Devilock]] [[Bob]] [[Pixie Cut]] [[Chin-length]] [[Shoulder-length]] [[Mullet]] [[Butt-length]] [[Ponytail]] [[Braid]] [[Two ponytails]] [[Two braids]] [[Cornrows]] [[Afro]] [[Twists]]

(set: $haircolor to 'indigo')Cool! So your hair color is $haircolor. What style do you wear it in? [[Devilock]] [[Bob]] [[Pixie Cut]] [[Chin-length]] [[Shoulder-length]] [[Mullet]] [[Butt-length]] [[Ponytail]] [[Braid]] [[Two ponytails]] [[Two braids]] [[Cornrows]] [[Afro]] [[Twists]]

(set: $haircolor to 'blue')Cool! So your hair color is $haircolor. What style do you wear it in? [[Devilock]] [[Bob]] [[Pixie Cut]] [[Chin-length]] [[Shoulder-length]] [[Mullet]] [[Butt-length]] [[Ponytail]] [[Braid]] [[Two ponytails]] [[Two braids]] [[Cornrows]] [[Afro]] [[Twists]]

(set: $haircolor to 'green')Cool! So your hair color is $haircolor. What style do you wear it in? [[Devilock]] [[Bob]] [[Pixie Cut]] [[Chin-length]] [[Shoulder-length]] [[Mullet]] [[Butt-length]] [[Ponytail]] [[Braid]] [[Two ponytails]] [[Two braids]] [[Cornrows]] [[Afro]] [[Twists]]

(set: $haircolor to 'yellow')Cool! So your hair color is $haircolor. What style do you wear it in? [[Devilock]] [[Bob]] [[Pixie Cut]] [[Chin-length]] [[Shoulder-length]] [[Mullet]] [[Butt-length]] [[Ponytail]] [[Braid]] [[Two ponytails]] [[Two braids]] [[Cornrows]] [[Afro]] [[Twists]]

(set: $haircolor to 'orange')Cool! So your hair color is $haircolor. What style do you wear it in? [[Devilock]] [[Bob]] [[Pixie Cut]] [[Chin-length]] [[Shoulder-length]] [[Mullet]] [[Butt-length]] [[Ponytail]] [[Braid]] [[Two ponytails]] [[Two braids]] [[Cornrows]] [[Afro]] [[Twists]]

(set: $haircolor to 'red')Cool! So your hair color is $haircolor. What style do you wear it in? [[Devilock]] [[Bob]] [[Pixie Cut]] [[Chin-length]] [[Shoulder-length]] [[Mullet]] [[Butt-length]] [[Ponytail]] [[Braid]] [[Two ponytails]] [[Two braids]] [[Cornrows]] [[Afro]] [[Twists]]

(set: $haircolor to 'pink')Cool! So your hair color is $haircolor. What style do you wear it in? [[Devilock]] [[Bob]] [[Pixie Cut]] [[Chin-length]] [[Shoulder-length]] [[Mullet]] [[Butt-length]] [[Ponytail]] [[Braid]] [[Two ponytails]] [[Two braids]] [[Cornrows]] [[Afro]] [[Twists]]

(set: $haircolor to 'purple')Cool! So your hair color is $haircolor. What style do you wear it in? [[Devilock]] [[Bob]] [[Pixie Cut]] [[Chin-length]] [[Shoulder-length]] [[Mullet]] [[Butt-length]] [[Ponytail]] [[Braid]] [[Two ponytails]] [[Two braids]] [[Cornrows]] [[Afro]] [[Twists]]

(set: $haircolor to 'salt and pepper')Cool! So your hair color is $haircolor. What style do you wear it in? [[Devilock]] [[Bob]] [[Pixie Cut]] [[Chin-length]] [[Shoulder-length]] [[Mullet]] [[Butt-length]] [[Ponytail]] [[Braid]] [[Two ponytails]] [[Two braids]] [[Cornrows]] [[Afro]] [[Twists]]

(set: $haircolor to 'cream and coffee')Cool! So your hair color is $haircolor. What style do you wear it in? [[Devilock]] [[Bob]] [[Pixie Cut]] [[Chin-length]] [[Shoulder-length]] [[Mullet]] [[Butt-length]] [[Ponytail]] [[Braid]] [[Two ponytails]] [[Two braids]] [[Cornrows]] [[Afro]] [[Twists]]

(set: $haircolor to 'salt and butter')Cool! So your hair color is $haircolor. What style do you wear it in? [[Devilock]] [[Bob]] [[Pixie Cut]] [[Chin-length]] [[Shoulder-length]] [[Mullet]] [[Butt-length]] [[Ponytail]] [[Braid]] [[Two ponytails]] [[Two braids]] [[Cornrows]] [[Afro]] [[Twists]]

(set: $style to 'devilock')(go-to: 'charset')

(set: $style to 'bob')(go-to: 'charset')

(set: $style to 'pixie-cut')(go-to: 'charset')

(set: $style to 'chin-length hair')(go-to: 'charset')

(set: $style to 'long hair')(go-to: 'charset')

(set: $style to 'mullet')(go-to: 'charset')

(set: $style to 'long, long hair')(go-to: 'charset')

(set: $style to 'ponytail')(go-to: 'charset')

(set: $style to 'braid')(go-to: 'charset')

(set: $style to 'pigtails')(go-to: 'charset')

(set: $style to 'braided pigtails')(go-to: 'charset')

(set: $style to 'cornrows')(go-to: 'charset')

(set: $style to 'afro')(go-to: 'charset')

(set: $style to 'twists')(go-to: 'charset')

Great! So, this is what you look like so far: Your name is $name. Someone might refer to you thusly: "I think $pronoun1 (if: $pronoun1 is 'they')[want](else:)[wants] to talk to me." "I want to hold $pronoun2 hand." "Oh, I think this choice is $pronoun3." "Do you think I could talk to $pronoun4?" You're (if: $shape is 'apple-shaped')[an](else-if: $shape is 'hourglass-shaped')[an](else:)[a] $shape $height-sized $gender $orientation, with $skin skin. Your $style (if: $style is 'pigtails')[are](else-if: $style is 'braided pigtails')[are](else-if: $style is 'twists')[are](else-if: $style is 'cornrows')[are](else:)[is] $haircolor, and you're super (either: "cool", "awesome", "wonderful", "fearless", "excellent", "keen", "sweet", "nice"). Does all that sound right? [[Yes|Past]] [[No|gamestart]]

From the (either: "misty", "mysterious", "deep", "unknown", "foggy", "somewhat hazy", "strange") depths of this magical wish fulfillment spring...an image appears! Who could it be... Why it's your favorite person in the whole entire world! Possibly more than the world! [[Yes, that's them!|monogamystart]] [[Wait, favorite as in one? Are you sure?|polygamycheck]] [[I've changed my mind, whoa whoa whoa, hold the phone, get me off this ride.|start]]

Okay, that's fine! [[Click here.|NAME2]]

(set: $pronoun1 to 'they')(set: $pronoun2 to 'their')(set: $pronoun3 to 'theirs')(set: $pronoun4 to 'them')(put: (prompt: "What's your name?") into $name) Okay, so your name is $name. Is that right? [[Yes|NAME-CHECK]] [[No|NAME]]

(set: $pronoun1 to 'she')(set: $pronoun2 to 'her')(set: $pronoun3 to 'hers')(set: $pronoun4 to 'her')(put: (prompt: "What's your name?") into $name) Okay, so your name is $name. Is that right? [[Yes|NAME-CHECK]] [[No|NAME]]

(set: $pronoun1 to 'he')(set: $pronoun2 to 'his')(set: $pronoun3 to 'his')(set: $pronoun4 to 'him')(put: (prompt: "What's your name?") into $name) Okay, so your name is $name. Is that right? [[Yes|NAME-CHECK]] [[No|NAME]]

(put: (prompt: "What's your name?") into $name) Okay, so your name is $name. Is that right? [[Yes|NAME-CHECK]] [[No|NAME]]

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[[Try again.|NAME]]](else-if: $name is 'gorilla')[Invalid name. [[Try again.|NAME]]](else:)[All right. [[Continue|SET]]]

Okay, $name! Thanks for clearing that up. Also, you are: [[Bisexual]] [[Pansexual]] [[Lesbian]] [[Gay]] [[Asexual]] [[Heterosexual]]

(put: (prompt: "What's your name?") into $name) Okay, so your name is $name. Is that right? [[Yes|NAME-CHECK2]] [[No|NAME2]]

(set: $pronoun1 to $name)(set: $pronoun2 to $name + "'s")(set: $pronoun3 to $name + "'s")(set: $pronoun4 to $name)Okay, $name! Thanks for clearing that up. Also, you are: [[Bisexual]] [[Pansexual]] [[Lesbian]] [[Gay]] [[Asexual]] [[Heterosexual]]

Tell me a little bit about this person! What's the first thing you notice about them? They're... [[The sweetest sort of person!|sweet]] [[Extremely funny!|silly]] [[Gentle and shy!|shy]] [[Outgoing and dashing!|dashing]] [[Super cool, always resolving conflicts and making friends!|cool]]

Yeah, $name. Is there something wrong with that statement or bothering you about it? [[Well, I actually am in a loving and open relationship with more than one person.|polygamystart]] [[Well, I am dating multiple people at once, I don't know if I could pick a favorite.|cheatingwarning]] [[No, I want the fun of this simulation without any traditional marriage iconography or promise-work connected to it.|nontraditionalonly]]

Thanks so much for clearing that up for me, $name! How many shapes do you see in the waters of the (either: "portentous", "oracular", "otherworldly", "magical") spring? [[Two figures|partners:2]] [[Three figures|partners:3]] [[Four figures|partners:4]]

Oh. Well, $name, the way you put that sounds like you might be treating your partners with less than full honesty, is that right? [[My multiple partners do not know about each other|cheating]] [[My multiple partners do know about each other, but I'm the only connecting point between them.|decide]] [[My multiple partners do know about each other and actively dislike each other.|decide2]]

(set: $tradition to 'nix')Oh, okay. Well, in that case, do you want to do a non-traditional ceremony celebrating your connection to one person, or to more than one person? [[One person.|monogamystart]] [[More than one person.|polygamystart]]

Ah, I see. Well, what you're describing can be really hurtful to the people you date, possibly also physically if you are having intercourse with them and not letting them know about your own sexual habits, let alone your other partners. I'm sorry but this is not the kind of Wish I was written to fill; I only bring happiness, and what you're talking about sounds like it would make some of your partners, if not all of them, very sad. [[Game Over|Bad End]]

(set: $polygamy to 'V')Well, in that case it sounds like you need to decide whether you want to go through this game with the intent of marrying one of them, or all of them. It's up to you though. What do you choose? [[Just one.|monogamystart]] [[All of them.|polygamystart]]

(set: $polygamy to 'I')Well, in that case it sounds like you probably can't marry more than one of them. I'm going to suggest you select Monogamy as your story route; I didn't write this to include the kind of clashing that would likely happen if you tried to marry multiple partners who do not get along in this way. [[Okay, I agree. Monogamy then.|monogamystart]] [[No, I wish they did get along. Polygamy please.|polygamystart]]

Error: Wish Fulfillment Simulator is for positive experiences, and not at the expense of others. End Game [[ERROR MSG - UNCOOL|start]]

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(set: $p1pers to 'shy')They are $p1pers! Well, it sounds like you are their favorite person too. What's their favorite food? [[Savory foods|savory]] [[Sweet foods, just like them!|sweet2]] [[Spicy foods|spicy]] [[Sour foods|sour]] [[Bitter foods|bitter]]

(set: $p1pers to 'dashing')They certainly do sound $p1pers! Do you go on adventures together a lot? Oh! More importantly, what's their favorite food? [[Savory foods|savory]] [[Sweet foods, just like them!|sweet2]] [[Spicy foods|spicy]] [[Sour foods|sour]] [[Bitter foods|bitter]]

(set: $p1food to 'savory')I like $p1food food too! Ok, just a couple more questions about your partner. What's their favorite hobby? [[Making art! Drawing, painting, weaving, sculpting...|art]] [[Writing and reading! They have a mini-library!|books]] [[Gardening! They have a whole lovely little greenhouse!|gardening]] [[Cooking! Baking, grilling, you name it, they love it!|cooking]] [[Working on cars, car races, they're a total gearhead!|cars]] [[Sports and athletics! Oh, and rock-climbing and hiking...|sports]] [[They're a historian! Sometimes they build things based on it...|history]] [[They absolutely LOVE to listen to music and dance!|dance]] [[Music is their biggest passion, they're a performer!|music]] [[Coding, programming, working with computers!|coding]] [[Travel and sightseeing, exploring!|exploring]]

(set: $p1food to 'sweet')Oh, so they have a $p1food tooth? Ok, just a couple more questions about your partner. What's their favorite hobby? [[Making art! Drawing, painting, weaving, sculpting...|art]] [[Writing and reading! They have a mini-library!|books]] [[Gardening! They have a whole lovely little greenhouse!|gardening]] [[Cooking! Baking, grilling, you name it, they love it!|cooking]] [[Working on cars, car races, they're a total gearhead!|cars]] [[Sports and athletics! Oh, and rock-climbing and hiking...|sports]] [[They're a historian! Sometimes they build things based on it...|history]] [[They absolutely LOVE to listen to music and dance!|dance]] [[Music is their biggest passion, they're a performer!|music]] [[Coding, programming, working with computers!|coding]] [[Travel and sightseeing, exploring!|exploring]]

(set: $p1food to 'spicy')$p1food food, huh? Mmm, sounds good! Ok, just a couple more questions about your partner. What's their favorite hobby? [[Making art! Drawing, painting, weaving, sculpting...|art]] [[Writing and reading! They have a mini-library!|books]] [[Gardening! They have a whole lovely little greenhouse!|gardening]] [[Cooking! Baking, grilling, you name it, they love it!|cooking]] [[Working on cars, car races, they're a total gearhead!|cars]] [[Sports and athletics! Oh, and rock-climbing and hiking...|sports]] [[They're a historian! Sometimes they build things based on it...|history]] [[They absolutely LOVE to listen to music and dance!|dance]] [[Music is their biggest passion, they're a performer!|music]] [[Coding, programming, working with computers!|coding]] [[Travel and sightseeing, exploring!|exploring]]

(set: $p1food to 'sour')They like $p1food sour food? that's pretty cool! Ok, just a couple more questions about your partner. What's their favorite hobby? [[Making art! Drawing, painting, weaving, sculpting...|art]] [[Writing and reading! They have a mini-library!|books]] [[Gardening! They have a whole lovely little greenhouse!|gardening]] [[Cooking! Baking, grilling, you name it, they love it!|cooking]] [[Working on cars, car races, they're a total gearhead!|cars]] [[Sports and athletics! Oh, and rock-climbing and hiking...|sports]] [[They're a historian! Sometimes they build things based on it...|history]] [[They absolutely LOVE to listen to music and dance!|dance]] [[Music is their biggest passion, they're a performer!|music]] [[Coding, programming, working with computers!|coding]] [[Travel and sightseeing, exploring!|exploring]]

(set: $p1food to 'bitter')Interesting! So they prefer $p1food foods. Ok, just a couple more questions about your partner. What's their favorite hobby? [[Making art! Drawing, painting, weaving, sculpting...|art]] [[Writing and reading! They have a mini-library!|books]] [[Gardening! They have a whole lovely little greenhouse!|gardening]] [[Cooking! Baking, grilling, you name it, they love it!|cooking]] [[Working on cars, car races, they're a total gearhead!|cars]] [[Sports and athletics! Oh, and rock-climbing and hiking...|sports]] [[They're a historian! Sometimes they build things based on it...|history]] [[They absolutely LOVE to listen to music and dance!|dance]] [[Music is their biggest passion, they're a performer!|music]] [[Coding, programming, working with computers!|coding]] [[Travel and sightseeing, exploring!|exploring]]

(set: $p1hobby to 'art')Nice! All right, last question about your partner for now. Where did you two meet? We met... [[While working together somewhere.|job]] [[While going to school together.|school]] [[While I was on my way home from an event.|walk]] [[At a big convention of people.|con]] [[At a sporting event.|arena]] [[At a musical performance.|concert]] [[We both went to the same park.|park]] [[Our mutual friends introduced us.|friends]] [[We met while both in the same bookstore, shopping.|bookstore]] [[We met at my first Pride event.|pride]] [[We met online through some shared interests and a forum!|longdistance]]

(set: $p1hobby to 'books')Nice! All right, last question about your partner for now. Where did you two meet? We met... [[While working together somewhere.|job]] [[While going to school together.|school]] [[While I was on my way home from an event.|walk]] [[At a big convention of people.|con]] [[At a sporting event.|arena]] [[At a musical performance.|concert]] [[We both went to the same park.|park]] [[Our mutual friends introduced us.|friends]] [[We met while both in the same bookstore, shopping.|bookstore]] [[We met at my first Pride event.|pride]] [[We met online through some shared interests and a forum!|longdistance]]

(set: $p1hobby to 'gardening')Nice! All right, last question about your partner for now. Where did you two meet? We met... [[While working together somewhere.|job]] [[While going to school together.|school]] [[While I was on my way home from an event.|walk]] [[At a big convention of people.|con]] [[At a sporting event.|arena]] [[At a musical performance.|concert]] [[We both went to the same park.|park]] [[Our mutual friends introduced us.|friends]] [[We met while both in the same bookstore, shopping.|bookstore]] [[We met at my first Pride event.|pride]] [[We met online through some shared interests and a forum!|longdistance]]

(set: $p1hobby to 'cooking')Nice! All right, last question about your partner for now. Where did you two meet? We met... [[While working together somewhere.|job]] [[While going to school together.|school]] [[While I was on my way home from an event.|walk]] [[At a big convention of people.|con]] [[At a sporting event.|arena]] [[At a musical performance.|concert]] [[We both went to the same park.|park]] [[Our mutual friends introduced us.|friends]] [[We met while both in the same bookstore, shopping.|bookstore]] [[We met at my first Pride event.|pride]] [[We met online through some shared interests and a forum!|longdistance]]

(set: $p1hobby to 'cars')Nice! All right, last question about your partner for now. Where did you two meet? We met... [[While working together somewhere.|job]] [[While going to school together.|school]] [[While I was on my way home from an event.|walk]] [[At a big convention of people.|con]] [[At a sporting event.|arena]] [[At a musical performance.|concert]] [[We both went to the same park.|park]] [[Our mutual friends introduced us.|friends]] [[We met while both in the same bookstore, shopping.|bookstore]] [[We met at my first Pride event.|pride]] [[We met online through some shared interests and a forum!|longdistance]]

(set: $p1hobby to 'sports')Nice! All right, last question about your partner for now. Where did you two meet? We met... [[While working together somewhere.|job]] [[While going to school together.|school]] [[While I was on my way home from an event.|walk]] [[At a big convention of people.|con]] [[At a sporting event.|arena]] [[At a musical performance.|concert]] [[We both went to the same park.|park]] [[Our mutual friends introduced us.|friends]] [[We met while both in the same bookstore, shopping.|bookstore]] [[We met at my first Pride event.|pride]] [[We met online through some shared interests and a forum!|longdistance]]

(set: $p1hobby to 'history')Nice! All right, last question about your partner for now. Where did you two meet? We met... [[While working together somewhere.|job]] [[While going to school together.|school]] [[While I was on my way home from an event.|walk]] [[At a big convention of people.|con]] [[At a sporting event.|arena]] [[At a musical performance.|concert]] [[We both went to the same park.|park]] [[Our mutual friends introduced us.|friends]] [[We met while both in the same bookstore, shopping.|bookstore]] [[We met at my first Pride event.|pride]] [[We met online through some shared interests and a forum!|longdistance]]

(set: $p1hobby to 'dance')Nice! All right, last question about your partner for now. Where did you two meet? We met... [[While working together somewhere.|job]] [[While going to school together.|school]] [[While I was on my way home from an event.|walk]] [[At a big convention of people.|con]] [[At a sporting event.|arena]] [[At a musical performance.|concert]] [[We both went to the same park.|park]] [[Our mutual friends introduced us.|friends]] [[We met while both in the same bookstore, shopping.|bookstore]] [[We met at my first Pride event.|pride]] [[We met online through some shared interests and a forum!|longdistance]]

(set: $p1hobby to 'music')Nice! All right, last question about your partner for now. Where did you two meet? We met... [[While working together somewhere.|job]] [[While going to school together.|school]] [[While I was on my way home from an event.|walk]] [[At a big convention of people.|con]] [[At a sporting event.|arena]] [[At a musical performance.|concert]] [[We both went to the same park.|park]] [[Our mutual friends introduced us.|friends]] [[We met while both in the same bookstore, shopping.|bookstore]] [[We met at my first Pride event.|pride]] [[We met online through some shared interests and a forum!|longdistance]]

(set: $p1hobby to 'coding')Nice! All right, last question about your partner for now. Where did you two meet? We met... [[While working together somewhere.|job]] [[While going to school together.|school]] [[While I was on my way home from an event.|walk]] [[At a big convention of people.|con]] [[At a sporting event.|arena]] [[At a musical performance.|concert]] [[We both went to the same park.|park]] [[Our mutual friends introduced us.|friends]] [[We met while both in the same bookstore, shopping.|bookstore]] [[We met at my first Pride event.|pride]] [[We met online through some shared interests and a forum!|longdistance]]

(set: $p1hobby to 'exploring')Nice! All right, last question about your partner for now. Where did you two meet? We met... [[While working together somewhere.|job]] [[While going to school together.|school]] [[While I was on my way home from an event.|walk]] [[At a big convention of people.|con]] [[At a sporting event.|arena]] [[At a musical performance.|concert]] [[We both went to the same park.|park]] [[Our mutual friends introduced us.|friends]] [[We met while both in the same bookstore, shopping.|bookstore]] [[We met at my first Pride event.|pride]] [[We met online through some shared interests and a forum!|longdistance]]

(set: $p1met to 'work')Okay. I think I know enough about your partner for us to continue with the Wish Fulfillment Protocol. Let the simulation commence! Oh, but before we do, what pronouns should I use for your partner? [[they/theirs/them|p1_they]] [[she/hers/her|p1_she]] [[he/his/him|p1_he]] [[Never refer to my partner by pronouns. Their name is...|p1_name]]

(set: $p1met to 'school')Okay. I think I know enough about your partner for us to continue with the Wish Fulfillment Protocol. Let the simulation commence! Oh, but before we do, what pronouns should I use for your partner? [[they/theirs/them|p1_they]] [[she/hers/her|p1_she]] [[he/his/him|p1_he]] [[Never refer to my partner by pronouns. Their name is...|p1_name]]

(set: $p1met to 'walk')Okay. I think I know enough about your partner for us to continue with the Wish Fulfillment Protocol. Let the simulation commence! Oh, but before we do, what pronouns should I use for your partner? [[they/theirs/them|p1_they]] [[she/hers/her|p1_she]] [[he/his/him|p1_he]] [[Never refer to my partner by pronouns. Their name is...|p1_name]]

(set: $p1met to 'convention')Okay. I think I know enough about your partner for us to continue with the Wish Fulfillment Protocol. Let the simulation commence! Oh, but before we do, what pronouns should I use for your partner? [[they/theirs/them|p1_they]] [[she/hers/her|p1_she]] [[he/his/him|p1_he]] [[Never refer to my partner by pronouns. Their name is...|p1_name]]

(set: $p1met to 'arena')Okay. I think I know enough about your partner for us to continue with the Wish Fulfillment Protocol. Let the simulation commence! Oh, but before we do, what pronouns should I use for your partner? [[they/theirs/them|p1_they]] [[she/hers/her|p1_she]] [[he/his/him|p1_he]] [[Never refer to my partner by pronouns. Their name is...|p1_name]]

(set: $p1met to 'concert')Okay. I think I know enough about your partner for us to continue with the Wish Fulfillment Protocol. Let the simulation commence! Oh, but before we do, what pronouns should I use for your partner? [[they/theirs/them|p1_they]] [[she/hers/her|p1_she]] [[he/his/him|p1_he]] [[Never refer to my partner by pronouns. Their name is...|p1_name]]

(set: $p1met to 'park')Okay. I think I know enough about your partner for us to continue with the Wish Fulfillment Protocol. Let the simulation commence! Oh, but before we do, what pronouns should I use for your partner? [[they/theirs/them|p1_they]] [[she/hers/her|p1_she]] [[he/his/him|p1_he]] [[Never refer to my partner by pronouns. Their name is...|p1_name]]

(set: $p1met to 'friends')Okay. I think I know enough about your partner for us to continue with the Wish Fulfillment Protocol. Let the simulation commence! Oh, but before we do, what pronouns should I use for your partner? [[they/theirs/them|p1_they]] [[she/hers/her|p1_she]] [[he/his/him|p1_he]] [[Never refer to my partner by pronouns. Their name is...|p1_name]]

(set: $p1met to 'bookstore')Okay. I think I know enough about your partner for us to continue with the Wish Fulfillment Protocol. Let the simulation commence! Oh, but before we do, what pronouns should I use for your partner? [[they/theirs/them|p1_they]] [[she/hers/her|p1_she]] [[he/his/him|p1_he]] [[Never refer to my partner by pronouns. Their name is...|p1_name]]

(set: $p1met to 'pride')Okay. I think I know enough about your partner for us to continue with the Wish Fulfillment Protocol. Let the simulation commence! Oh, but before we do, what pronouns should I use for your partner? [[they/theirs/them|p1_they]] [[she/hers/her|p1_she]] [[he/his/him|p1_he]] [[Never refer to my partner by pronouns. Their name is...|p1_name]]

(set: $p1pronoun1 to 'they')(set: $p1pronoun2 to 'their')(set: $p1pronoun3 to 'theirs')(set: $p1pronoun4 to 'them')(put: (prompt: "What's your partner's name?") into $p1name) Okay, so your partner's name is $p1name. Is that right? [[Yes|NAME-CHECK-P1]] [[No|p1_they]]

(set: $p1pronoun1 to 'she')(set: $p1pronoun2 to 'her')(set: $p1pronoun3 to 'hers')(set: $p1pronoun4 to 'her')(put: (prompt: "What's your partner's name?") into $p1name) Okay, so your partner's name is $p1name. Is that right? [[Yes|NAME-CHECK-P1]] [[No|p1_she]]

(set: $p1pronoun1 to 'he')(set: $p1pronoun2 to 'his')(set: $p1pronoun3 to 'his')(set: $p1pronoun1 to 'him')(put: (prompt: "What's your partner's name?") into $p1name) Okay, so your partner's name is $p1name. Is that right? [[Yes|NAME-CHECK-P1]] [[No|p1_he]]

(put: (prompt: "What's your partner's name?") into $p1name) Okay, so your partner's name is $p1name. Is that right? [[Yes|NAME-CHECK-P1-2]] [[No|p1_name]]

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[[Try again.|p1_name]]](else-if: $p1name is 'Mulatto')[Invalid name. [[Try again.|p1_name]]](else-if: $p1name is 'Redskin')[Invalid name. [[Try again.|p1_name]]](else-if: $p1name is 'redskin')[Invalid name. [[Try again.|p1_name]]](else-if: $p1name is 'monkey')[Invalid name. [[Try again.|p1_name]]](else-if: $p1name is 'Monkey')[Invalid name. [[Try again.|p1_name]]](else-if: $p1name is 'Gorilla')[Invalid name. [[Try again.|p1_name]]](else-if: $p1name is 'gorilla')[Invalid name. [[Try again.|p1_name]]](else:)[All right. [[Continue|SET-P1]]]

You and $p1name met while enjoying a $p1met, a while ago now. Since then, you've gotten to know each other very well. [[Continue.|Wish_001]]

(set: $p1pronoun1 to $p1name)(set: $p1pronoun2 to $p1name + "'s")(set: $p1pronoun3 to $p1name + "'s")(set: $p1pronoun4 to $p1name)You and $p1name met while back, during (if: $p1met is )[](elseif: $p1met is )[](else:)[], a while ago now. Since then, you've gotten to know each other very well. [[Continue.|Wish_001]]

Current Variables Are: Gender: (print: $gender) Pronouns: (print: $pronoun1) said, (print: $pronoun2) hand, (print: $pronoun3) is last, lay off of (print: $pronoun4) Name: (print: $name) Body characteristics: (print: $shape), (print: $skin) skin, (print: $haircolor) (print: $style). Orientation: (print: $orientation) Height: (print: $height) Partner name: (print: $p1name) Partner Pronounds: (print: $p1pronoun1), (print: $p1pronoun2), (print: $p1pronoun3) Met at: (print: $p1met) Fave food: (print: $p1food) Hobby: (print: $p1hobby) Partner's disposition: (print: $p1pers)

Everything about $p1pronoun4 brings a fond thought to your heart. From (either: "the way $p1pronoun1 (if: $p1pronoun1 is 'they')[snore](else:)[snores]","$p1pronoun2 cute laugh","$p1pronoun2 tendency to ramble over dinner while $p1pronoun2 mind is wandering") to (either: "$p1pronoun2 battle prowess", "$p1pronoun2 encyclopedic knowledge of dinosaurs", "the power of $p1pronoun2 love for cats")...it doesn't matter what, really, you find that lately you just can't help but smile a bit when you think of $p1name. [[Yeaaaahhhhh ♥|Wish_002]] [[It's truuuuuuueeee|Wish_002]]

At this point, you've been planning on someday making it Official, with some kind of ceremony. $p1name and you, promising your love together for the long term... it's scary, but also exciting! [[And you can't wait to ask the question!|Wish_003a]] [[And you hope that maybe it will happen someday!|Wish_003b]]

Don't worry. You've planned ahead, you're ready for this. Deep breaths! Today is the day. Now, all you've got to do is arrange everything exactly as you'd been intending to do. [[Right! We're going on a nice date...|Wish_004a]] [[You know it. After work, we'll have dinner...|Wish_004b]] [[No expense spared. I sprang for tickets to a concert!|Wish_004c]]

Oh, it looks like you've got a message on your phone from $p1pronoun2! Better check it on your next break at work here. [[After waiting a while, you're able to steal off to the break room and check.|Wish_004d]]

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(set: $p1met to 'online')Okay. I think I know enough about your partner for us to continue with the Wish Fulfillment Protocol. Let the simulation commence! Oh, but before we do, what pronouns should I use for your partner? [[they/theirs/them|p1_they]] [[she/hers/her|p1_she]] [[he/his/him|p1_he]] [[Never refer to my partner by pronouns. Their name is...|p1_name]]