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It is the year 9999, and you are an employee at the Lante Chaebol. You have been working here since you started as an intern 20 years ago. As a Lante employee, your job is to mantain the vast server networks that keep the company alive. As part of the Millinium Commemoration, you have been tasked by your Project Manager via a GoTo call to [[prep the servers|Prep Server]] for the infamous 100K Bug that has been circulating through the press.

It's 8 AM. The Commemeration starts at 12 AM sharp; you don't have a huge amount of time to confirm Prep. <img src="http://i.imgur.com/GTxl3sB.png" /> You boot up the software, and... You typed in your login and password, and to your shock, the server is non-operational. "Invalid Operation" You run diagnostics via your portable PDA and find out that Blade #22 is damaged; there was a massive heat spike at 4 AM and the fan replaced. While there no fans in the main office complex, the [[storage closet will have what you need|Closet No Key]] Since you're gonna be fixing a server, you may want to [[take your toolbox|Closet Key]] with you. You never know when you're gonna need to dismantle a server.

You go to the closet, ready to acquire the fan that is needed to keep the server blade cool. While walking down the halls, you encounter a door with a key card system. Easy right? You brought your... You uh... You brought your key card, right? Oops, looks like you left it back at your office in your tool box. Might need that to get past the security system.

With your toolbox in hand, you walk down the hall. With confidence in your step, you walk east, then west and then arrive back at the storage facility. <img src="http://i.imgur.com/NMl4mwB.png" /> In front of you is the door to the storage facility. It is a sturdy steel door with little to no distinction or ornaments. You don't have time, it's already 12 PM. What are you gonna do? [[You could attempt to kick it down|Why]], or you could just use your use your [[key card|Thank God]].

... You broke your leg. You dumbass. Why would you do this to me? Why would you do this to my heart? You idiot.

<img src="http://i.imgur.com/L4SNeRt.png" /> With the fan in hand, you are ready to head out. ... Which way? You could go [[east|Trip]] or [[west|Server Room]]?

You... Were so incredibly forgetable that you rushed the wrong way and tripped, breaking your leg. Great job!

You rush to the server room, and of course you're clearance works. Now that you're in the server room, uh... Which blade was it? Was it Server [[Blade 22|Right Way]] or [[Blade 76|Meme]]?

Yep. You got it. Blade #22. You check the blade. The blade is on automatic lockdown. You're gonna need to manually open the screw. <img src="http://i.imgur.com/ybivoC6.png" /> Just... What would you use? You got a [[wrench|You Got It]], [[screwdriver|Nope]], [[spray can|Are You Serious?]] or [[your replacement fan.|Fuck You]] What do you wanna do?

... What are you doing? Did you fall asleep playing video games?

<img src="http://i.imgur.com/NIyrGh9.png" /> Yep. You take off the cover no problem; it's a little tight but you got it off just fine. Next you need to remove the already dusty and existing fan. How are you gonna do that? Remember: You got a [[wrench|Nope]], [[screwdriver|That's Right, Keith]], [[spray can|Close, but no]] or [[your replacement fan.|Fuck You]]

Close, but no cigar.

Come on, really? You are not gonna open up the cover to the blade that way. I mean, unless you want it to erode eventually. I mean, in 255555554444331134233245.2 years. Good luck with that.

No! Dumbass. That's not how you do it at all.

<img src="http://i.imgur.com/kdY2dQu.png" /> You screw out the fan and it falls out. Now that the fan is out, you just need to replace it. You put it in, you screw it back in and you close the cover. You did it, good job, [[now to return to the office|Office]]

I mean, you cleaned it up but it's stuck in by the dust. It's not gonna be any use like this.

<img src="http://i.imgur.com/GTxl3sB.png" /> Congrats, you can already see that the server is starting up. You just have one hurdle: You're server needs an update. You have one hour left to fix your system. [[I mean, this can wait for tomorrow?|Please Stop]] [[Probably should fix it.|Final]]

Well, you fucked it all up. You didn't update your system, everything is glitched out, and you fucked up. You're ass is fired, and you're out of a job. While you are packing up your boxes the day following, you wonder what you did wrong? The update. Had you let the server update, the patchers from the distant company could've saved your job. Maybe you should just cry yourself to sleep and give up on your life goals. 0/10, try again.

While you were unsure about it, you download the update anyways. You did it! You made it happen. A group of patchers from the Chaebol fixed everything. You did it! The day is saved! 100K is no longer a threat. You are harolded as a hero and have been given a promotion. Thank you for your great service. Fin