<center>You have two options:
[[Start Game]] or [[Check Facebook]].
(live: 35s)[[[Check Phone]]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/IFHRpaz.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>[[About]] [[Login]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/WGMxqiW.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>Oh it seems you aren't logged in.
[[Smile after the feeling of being logged off of social media for once in your life is realized within]]</center>
<center>Ahh. It is so refreshing. Like being on a beach with no wi-fi.
[[Start Game]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/HlmbsJl.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>[[Login]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/ueQpH2i.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>What was your password?
Was it [[Teeth2007]] or [[Garfunkl3]]?</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/vAd73tT.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>Oh. [[Login Second Attempt]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/6sNX4Zt.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>You love Art.
[[Continue to Clouds]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/ueQpH2i.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>It has to be [[Garfunkl3]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/zkcIf1D.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>What's this then?
[[Go find wallet]]
[[Consider your expenses from this month and reconsider spending money on Clouds]]
[[Stroke your chin and ponder]]</center>
<center>Now where the heck did you put it?
[[On your dresser?]]</center>
(set: $ugh to 1)
<center>You spent one-hundred-and-twenty-six dollars on that Twin Peaks blu-ray box set with twenty hours of additional bonus content, a steady spendature on full carafes of margarita in Mexican town, and memberships on Spotify, Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon Prime that you promised yourself you'd use enough to make it worth the subscription fee. . . well, most of those are unavoidable purchases . . . Treat yourself to some experimental social media! You deserve it!
[[Go find wallet]]</center>
<center>Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
[[Continue stroking your chin and pondering]]</center>
<center>Why on earth do you have six bottles of hand sanitizer on your dresser? When will you need more than one bottle at any given time? Maybe it is time to re-organize. After shuffling around all of the unnecessary stuff on your dresser, there is no sign of your wallet.
Your frustration is now: $ugh
[[Check elsewhere]]</center>
(set: $ugh to $ugh + 1)
<center>Your kitchen sink is filled with pots and pans from this week's cooking. Why would your wallet be in the kitchen?
Your frustration is now: $ugh
[[Check elsewhere]]</center>
(set: $ugh to $ugh + 1)
<center>Your basement is a bit dank, but you notice that the record player has been dusted recently. You pick up the Hall and Oates record that is gently resting on the side of the player. "Wow, the song rich girl really is great" you say in a whisper that echoes through your cavernous surroundings. You do not see your wallet anywhere.
Your frustration is now: $ugh
[[Check elsewhere]]</center>
(set: $ugh to $ugh + 1)
<center>You have several pairs of pants scattered on the floor in your room. You check the pockets of your dark blue jeans, and sure enough: your beautiful brown leather wallet.
[[Dig out that precious plastic card]]</center>
<center>You think deeply: where else could it be?
Your Frustration is: $ugh
(set: $ugh to $ugh + 1)
{(if: $ugh is 3)[ [[In the kitchen?]]]
(if: $ugh is 5)[ [[Basement?]]]
(if: $ugh is 7)[ [[Check floor]]]}</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/eqpdMsi.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>[[Continue]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/YG4a3tx.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>[[Available Clouds]] [[Edit profile]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/wSMAt8f.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>[[PleasePickMe]] [[JimmyM164]] [[MomsSecret]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/xAZtEin.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>[[Change username to SoccerVapes]]
[[Smile at how funny and edgy your current username is]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/fg1dHz0.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>This guy looks desperate. Maybe you should pick someone else.
[[Available Clouds]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/Gtl2znF.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>This guy looks a little boring, but non-immersive Cloud connections (leave iMessage open in order to converse with one another or leave notes that directly address your Cloud companion) are usually pretty stress free. This guy is probably the best bet.
[[Available Clouds]]
[[Choose him]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/sNBD95I.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>Well, considering you are not too into the prospect of playing "Cloud found sex" (the act of hiding naked photos/videos in one's cloud for their partner to search for using additional clues and hints that are also left in the cloud) with a mother of three, I don't think MomsSecret is a good match.
[[Available Clouds]]</center>
<center>You change your username to "SoccerVapes" in an effort to get more Cloud requests. Instantly you are torn between wanting to laugh at the new name and thinking that it is not quite funny enough, and actually, maybe it isn't funny at all. What has the internet done to your sense of humor?
[[Laugh at new username]]</center>
<center>You really hit a home-run with this username. No need to polish gold. Funny, but only slightly irrelevant. It has been so long since creating the name that you don't really want to laugh at it any longer, but it still warrants a smile, yeah, you are prideful enough to smile at it.
[[Available Clouds]]</center>
<center>"Haha." You chortle.
[[Available Clouds]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/nGb0GOI.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>[[Confirm, sure.]]</center>
<center>Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Your zen is numberically represented by: $chin
[[Continue stroking your chin and pondering]]
(set: $chin to $chin + 1)
(if: $chin > 4)[ [[Go find wallet]]]
(if: $chin > 100)[ [[Goddamn You Are So Zen!]]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/nHHpkQ6.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>[[Wait patiently]]</center>
<center>You inhale. This is it. You are about to trade Clouds with another person. You are about to be completely vulnerable to another person looking through all of your files and social media accounts. You exhale. This is kind of exhilirating!
[[Click on the next button even though it says please wait]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/oM6tcnl.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>Welcome to the cloud of JimmyM164!
[[Home]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/TFuu7Ie.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>[[Home]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/oM6tcnl.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>[[Net Home]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/oM6tcnl.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>[[Finder home]]</center>
<center><iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/t2qhqDN-oJQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
And all day long we talk about mercy:
lead me to water lord, I sure am thirsty
Down in the ditch where I nearly served you
up in the clouds where he almost heard you
- Joanna Newsom
This whole Clouds thing is kind of ubiquitous isn't it . . What if somewhere, hiding in the cloud, are the great answers to life's biggest questions . . Makes you think . .
[[Go find wallet]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/oM6tcnl.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>What do you want to do?
[[Click note]] [[Open browser]] [[Open Finder]]
(live: 5s)[[[Check Phone]]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/l12myXU.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>Where do you want to go?
[[Pictures]]
[[Movies]]
[[Music]]
[[Documents]]
[[Downloads]]
[[Desktop]]
[[Home]]
(live: 5s)[[[Check Phone]]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/gKMauLw.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>Which sub-folder do you want to open?
[[Hilary Clinton Screenshots]]
[[Joanna Newsom and Ryan Gosling]]
[[2012]]
[[New Pics]]
[[Photo Booth]]
[[Random Pics]]
[[Finder home]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/h2PvFuK.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>[[MY BDAY]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/7fyWN6t.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>[[Garageband]] [[iTunes]]
[[Finder home]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/eT02koQ.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>[[School]] [[Writing]]
[[Finder home]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/yTN9uFx.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>Not much to see here.
[[Finder home]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/yxeyfQv.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>[[Note]] [[Untitled Folder]] [[Do Not Open]]
[[Finder home]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/8PCbKMz.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>Unsurprisingly it is screenshots of Hilary Clinton. Not sure why. He could have just saved the .jpgs or something, but I mean I guess command-shift-3 was just easier than save as?
[[Click a Hilary Pic]]
[[Pictures]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/6SeUBHQ.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>Kind of ominous considering he saved these and screenshotted the Hilary. Inconsistencies make you upset, I know. Also this folder is very strange: it's an Arnold Palmer (half lemonade [Joanna Newsom] - half iced tea [Ryan Gosling]) and there are no pictures of the two of them together. Why even put them in the same folder?
[[Click a Newsom/Gosling Pic]]
[[Pictures]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/yIxy4AF.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>Wow. Only four pictures from 2012? Must have been a pretty uneventful year for Jimmy. In 2012 you went to that end of the world party in Hazel Park. What a weird party that was for you. You definitely have more than three pictures from that night!
[[Open a sad 2012 pic]]
[[Pictures]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/Kwj3svW.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center> Jimmy looks as if he is trying to capture that perfect 'selfie with my cat' that is so evasive. As if the mundanity of taking pictures of yourself wasn't enough, Jimmy takes it to the next step by taking dozens of these trying to get the perfect pic, but what will he do with it?
[[Check to see if he captured the perfect selfie]]
[[Pictures]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/HevujDT.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>No selfies. Not even the ones with the weird filters that make your face all twisty and weird.
[[Pictures]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/BO9H9Qe.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>Pictures of cats and dogs sitting together. Is this something people really save to their computers often? Why not just look at it online? What good is saving stuff like this? How often do you think he comes back to look at these pictures?
[[Click a Random Pic]]
[[Pictures]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/eEDoB5Z.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>[[Click on video]]</center>
<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/TMaazCs7oX0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
It is a video of friends drinking wine with Shania Twain playing in the background. Alright.
[[Finder home]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/MXPlX93.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>[[Date Night]] [[Princess Diana]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/hgBuLN9.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>Bit of a pleb. Who still listens to The Beatles nowadays?
[[Music]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/xxSWx4M.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center> [[Listen to Date Night demo]]
[[Music]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/TOt2SRJ.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>[[Listen to Princess Diana Demo]]
[[Music]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/eT02koQ.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>There is no way you are bored enough to go through someone else's schoolwork. No school project has ever been interesting. None. Not a single one in the history of school projects.
[[Documents]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/8mHlNYb.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>[[Chi-Chi.pages]] [[Lyrics.pages]] [[Game.pages]]
[[Documents]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/D0R011p.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>Well, that was a weird little story. Do you remember Chi-Chi's? What a place.
[[Writing]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/o9HptX5.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>Okay. Pretty weird lyrics. Maybe a little Freudian. Maybe a little Hamlet.
[[Writing]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/tUG9N1F.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>I probably wouldn't play that game, would you?
[[Writing]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/TFuu7Ie.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>[[Desktop]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/gF1efDR.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>[[Click one of the screenshots]]
[[Desktop]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/en3jVoV.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>[[Click a picture]]
[[Desktop]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/lWwt8bq.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>[[Check history]] [[Facebook]] [[Twitter]] [[E-mail]]
[[Home]]
(live: 5s)[[[Check Phone]]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/4eqrD7P.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>This is your favorite part of Clouds. This is worth the subscription fee alone. Where has Jimmy been? Where has he desired to be this week?
[[Check YouTube link]]
[[Check Facebook link]]
[[Check Amazon link]]
[[Check Slate link]]
[[Check second YouTube link]]
[[Net Home]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/VqjKRqe.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>[[Post a status update]]
[[Like the posts in Jimmy's newsfeed]]
[[Update Jimmy's account information]]
[[Message one of Jimmy's friends]]
[[Net Home]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/qcVikYb.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>[[Tweet Something]] [[Question this Twitter]]
[[Net Home]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/3bsXMbw.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>What e-mail do you want to open?
[[Ninette]]
[[Old Navy]]
[[Latasha]]
[[Amazon]]
[[Net Home]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/xXxo3yr.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>[[Watch video]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/mbr2ZRx.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>Who is this, his crush?
[[Check history]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/wWzE17t.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>Shopping for storage bins? That's a gas!
[[Check history]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/PSFpFNb.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>Well this is certainly a strange topic to search for. . .
[[Check history]]</center>
<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/bXn1xavynj8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
[[Check history]]
[[Feel]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/6I0hUKO.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>[[Watch this video]]</center>
<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Q32LQYCO9AA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Didn't they disprove this on Mythbusters?
[[Check history]]</center>
<center>What do you want to do ?
[[Post a funny text status]] [[Post a picture of Ryan Gosling or Joanna Newsom]] [[Post a "feeling"]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/VqjKRqe.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>[[Like Sarah's post]] [[Like Bob's post]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/qtbxXSt.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>[[Change education to "Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry"]] [[Change religion to "Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created - Steve Buscemi in Spy Kids 2"]] [[Change politics to "Writing the word Capitalism in the Coca Cola font"]]</center>
<center>Who do you want to message?
[[Message Sarah J]] [[Messsage Bob]] [[Message Signe]]
[[Facebook]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/6Tjop14.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>[[Go on, post it!]]
[[Facebook]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/nJECPuK.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>[[Go ahead, post it!]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/rZ7Djks.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>[[Get on with it, post it!]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/CqqoosA.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center> [[Facebook]]
Right.</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/QLMnPvP.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>[[Facebook]]
Nice.</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/nJ1lSpG.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>[[Facebook]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/iUjoid6.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>[[Like that one!]]
[[Like the posts in Jimmy's newsfeed]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/fq6oJQ6.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>[[Like that shit.]]
[[Like the posts in Jimmy's newsfeed]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/cm6Ul5T.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>[[Laugh at a joke well made]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/uj8ygYZ.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>[[Laugh at a joke well made]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/yBkvxim.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>[[Laugh at a joke well made]]</center>
<center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/JlOx9738iyw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
<center>[[Facebook]]</center>
<center>What do you want to send Sarah J?
[[Say "hi" to Sarah J]] [[Send a sticker to Sarah J]]</center>
<center> What do you want to message Bob?
[[Say "hi" to Bob]] [[Send a sticker to Bob]]</center>
<center>What do you want to say to Signe?
[[Say "hi" to Signe]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/bFcSBvw.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>Cool.
[[Message one of Jimmy's friends]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/w2QiuT8.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>Cool.
[[Message one of Jimmy's friends]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/RtMB5np.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>Very chill.
[[Message one of Jimmy's friends]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/7u7jHwO.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>Chill.
[[Message one of Jimmy's friends]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/fOxIgww.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center> No reply . .
[[Send Sticker]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/qdh7ErX.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>[[Like your own tweet]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/qcVikYb.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>Zero followers? That is so sad.
[[Who is he following?]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/18iAWiK.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>Yeah that tweet was sort of funny, but at the same time, maybe you could have made a funnier tweet using Jimmys's twitter account.
[[Question this Twitter]]
[[Twitter]]</center>
<center> Which twitter do you want to look at?
[[Click @Siggnasty]] [[Click Nicole33448410]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/b7GUDy5.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center> She must be important if he is only following her and one other person.
[[Who is he following?]]
[[Net Home]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/iXkIn3Z.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center> She must be important if he is only following her and one other person.
[[Who is he following?]]
[[Net Home]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/K775l81.png?1" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>Looks like a spam e-mail but what is with the weird text about Chemist and Potash?
[[E-mail]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/z8zCRjO.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center> Wow. That is a good deal. You do like Old Navy's hoodies. Yeah, alright. Hope Steve don't mind you using his coupon code at checkout!
[[Use Jimmy's Old Navy Coupon Code]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/o8m53da.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center> Yes.
[[Smile at the spam e-mail]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/GbiYtl5.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>
Pretty good price for a storage bin that size. Wonder what he needs it for?
[[E-mail]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/KwvfzzK.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>Credit card is already out. Thanks Jimmy. Nice purchase.
[[E-mail]]</center>
<center>Spam e-mails really get you sometimes. They are almost refreshing in their non-person personality. Just imagine a real human that acted like a spam e-mail, it would make you stop and question everything about them, but because it is mediated through an e-mail it just makes you smile and feel connected and happy.
[[E-mail]]</center>
<center><img src = "http://i.imgur.com/wYQZPgV.png" height = "500" width = "300">
I AM BORED WITH CLOUDS. I AM GOING TO CHECK MY PHONE NOW.
[[Phone]]</center>
<center><img src = "http://i.imgur.com/VgO8p83.png" height = "500" width = "300">
[[Slide to unlock]]</center>
<center><img src = "http://i.imgur.com/aF1Cu3E.png" height = "500" width = "300">
Oh, I see what he's doing. He is messaging you from your own iMessage!
[[Ok]]</center>
<center><img src = "http://i.imgur.com/89ZrUdI.png" height = "500" width = "300">
[[Go open that folder]]
[[Say you already did]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/en3jVoV.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>[[Click one picture]]
[[Say you already did]]</center>
<center><img src = "http://i.imgur.com/vUC2tXw.png" height = "500" width = "300">
[[Wait for reply]]</center>
<center><img src = "http://i.imgur.com/IkPVlF4.png" height = "500" width = "300">
[[Clean out the dirt from your index finger and wait for the next text]]</center>
<center><img src = "http://i.imgur.com/QfRrhTF.png" height = "500" width = "300">
Uhh . . ?
[[Accept this and get back to stress-free-social-media-clicking]]
[[Say "I'm going to tell on you!"]]
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/Ok1H1y1.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center> No one's sure what C.T.'s choice of this wallpaper is supposed to communicate, especially to parents who come with prospective kids in tow to scout out E.T.A., but Hal loathes sky-and-cloud wallpaper because it makes him feel high-altitude and disoriented and sometimes plummeting.
- David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest.</center>
<center><img src = "http://i.imgur.com/oFhsBWy.png" height = "500" width = "300">
Your last resort.
[[This is it]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/psQJzUP.jpg" height = "500" width = "800">
<center>There are three cop cars with their reds and blues flashing. Two cops are pounding on your door. This sure is a bummer. Jimmy Miller must have put the blame on you. I mean, you do have a bunch of evidence from his Cloud, but all it looks like it is on your computer right now, so it probably wouldn't be best to tell the cops about it. Jimmy Miller was playing you for a fool.
[[Confess]]</center>
<img src = "http://i.imgur.com/Ok1H1y1.png" height = "500" width = "800">
<center> No one's sure what C.T.'s choice of this wallpaper is supposed to communicate, especially to parents who come with prospective kids in tow to scout out E.T.A., but Hal loathes sky-and-cloud wallpaper because it makes him feel high-altitude and disoriented and sometimes plummeting.
- David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest.</center>
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[[Desktop]]</center>
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<center>There she is.
[[Pictures]]</center>
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<center>That isn't Ryan Gosling at all! It's Joanna Newsom's husband Andy Samberg. Does this chucklehead even know the difference between the two?
[[Pictures]]</center>
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<center>Awe. Hi puppy! Hi kitty!
So sweet.
[[Pictures]]</center>
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<center>Screenshot of a woman standing with her back turned to the camera labeled with the name Nicole. Seems to be taken from a video.
[[Desktop]]</center>
<center> Did that make you feel uncomfortable? You probably turned it off before it was over, didn't you? I don't blame you.
[[Check history]]</center>
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[[What do you think?]]</center>
<center>You can't tell if this song is really messed up or a joke. Discomforting to say the least.
[[Music]] </center>
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<center> [[Like your own status]] </center>
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<center> [[Like own status]]
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<center> [[Like this status you posted]]
Beautiful.</center>
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<center> Rock on Sarah.
[[Like the posts in Jimmy's newsfeed]]
[[Facebook]] </center>
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<center> Hell yeah Bob!
[[Like the posts in Jimmy's newsfeed]]
[[Facebook]] </center>
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<center> Well that is a totally cute sticker, there is no reason she shouldn't reply to that.
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[[Feel sad at lack of reply]]</center>
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<center> Awe man.
[[Message one of Jimmy's friends]]
[[Facebook]] </center>
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[[Admit that you don't fully comprehend Steve Miller's evil plan]]</center>
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[[Say Woah]] </center>
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Woah is me.
[[Next reply please]]</center>
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Uh-oh.
You hear a knock at your door.
[[Answer it]]</center>
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<center>Screenshot of a woman in a shiny mirror mask. Appears to be taken from a video.
[[Say you already did]]</center>
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<center> I read Walden look at me.
[[Pictures]] </center>
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<center> Nope.
[[Pictures]] </center>
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[[What do you think?]] </center>