Congratulations. You're not a monster. Here's [[some victory music|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHgYtKkSEDA]] for you to walk away to.\n\nThe End.

You slowly scoop out one of the cheesy, goopy cuts of pizza the legends have spoken of. You take a bite. Before you can even taste it the inferno spreads, burning you alive from the inside out, while in your ears you hear that demented jovial jokester laughing from thousands of miles away as he collects your soul to flavor his french press coffee.\n\nNice going, moron.\n\nThe End.\n\n

You enter a clearing.\n\nOn the ground there is a pizza box. You approach it. On top of the box are the words: DANIEL TACK'S GARBAGE PIZZA WITH GARBAGE ON TOP.\n\n[[Open it.]]

You slowly open the lid to discover a pizza covered in jalapenos, adobo chicken, barbacoa, spicy salami, pepperoni, chunks of smoked gouda, and a few dollops of cream cheese and course stone ground mustard.\n\nIt smells like hell. You feel your throat tightening at the thought of all the spices on the pizza. Your stomach rumbles.\n\nWhat do you do?\n\n[[Eat the pizza.]]\n[[Walk away.]]

DANIEL TACK'S GARBAGE PIZZA WITH GARBAGE ON TOP.

NOT JAVY