Galaxy Run

<<set $firstname = prompt("FIRST NAME")>> <<set $lastname = prompt("LAST NAME")>> //Welcome to the Lottery Submission System, <<print $firstname>> <<print $lastname>>! What follows is a series of needlessly personal questions that may or may not serve any real purpose in this event. You may choose to skip these options, or to live a little longer. Either way is fine!//\n\n+[[Continue Application Proccess.]]\n+[[I Wish To Skip These Questions, Please.]]

//You are now released from the FUNchair. Please proceed down the hall to the exit, and mind the bodies.//\n\n\n\n[[WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK]]

//Congratulations! You've won the [[Galaxy Run Lottery]]! Please type your name and personal information below, and don't try to escape!//\n\nYour heart skips a beat, and you kind of wish it'd skip a few more. At least that'd be quick and merciful.\n\n//By the way, if you are now wishing for spontaneous death, please stop. We at [[FUNco]] don't officially believe in magic, but it never hurts to be careful!//\n\nYou're staring helplessly at the screen as a [[prompt]] pops up.

<<back>>\n<center><h1>Quicky Wiki! </h1>//<h3><<print either("Info Info Info!","Expositoreality!","Get To The Point!","When You Just Wanna Do It And Go!","More, Please!","How Was It For You?", "That Was Fast.","Faster!","Ohhh YES!", "You'll Call Me, Right?")>></h3>//\nEvery ten years when the federal [[//Go Play!//|404]] program kicks into gear again, strict regulations force all entertainment companies to encourage excercise for their customers in some way. FUNco, the last entertainment company in the world as of this writing, took this a step further and established the GRL, a competitive competition in which competitors compete to complete a highly competitive race across the [[Milky Way|404]] to [[Andromeda|404]], from one pre-selected planetary outpost to another. Faithful customers residing in Public FUNchair Facilities are volunteered via automatic lottery submission system and sent on their way, starting at <b>[Word Limit Reached]</b>\n\n</center>\n\n\n\n\n//Page Archived by FUNco for Informative Purposes.//

<<back>>\n<center>Created, Plotted, Written, Directed, Lit, Shot, Edited, Eaten, Drank, and S**t all over this program by\n<h1>XAV</h1>\nThe story behind the Story:\n//I got bored.//\n\nThe story behind the story behind the Story:\n//I thought it was funny. Whatevs.//\n</center>

<<set $playerorientation = "straight">><center>You will soon be released from the FUNchair. //WARNING//: Seperation from FC Stimuli can/will result in itching, sneezing, nausea, trauma, bleeding from the ears, seizures, paranoia, hallucinations, increased aggression, extreme withdrawal behavior, and death.\n\nDo you still wish to proceed?\n\n* [[Yes|Proceed]]\n* [[No|180]]\n</center>

<<back>>\n<center><h1>__Error 404:__</h1> This page cannot be found. \n*If you are unable to load any pages, check your computer's network connection.\n*If your computer or network is protected by a firewall or proxy, make sure that your browser is permitted to access the Web.\n*Return to [[NIID]] (make sure you have it set as home page, as some older browsers aren't built with it already set as such) and check to see if your destination site is online. \n*If you were trying to access a website not availible in the NIID, please turn yourself in to the nearest local authorities. </center>

<<back>><center>\nNo idea if anyone will see this (buying out what's left of Facebook wasn't exactly our first choice), but anyone who does is only awake because of the lottery. In that case, you're going to start suffering from withdrawal any time now, if you aren't already.\n\nPLEASE stay with me here. This will save your life. Hopefully. \n\n<strong>THE LAUNCHERS ARE NOT WORKING.</strong> If you follow their instructions, there's a really, //really// good chance the pod will simply overheat and melt. WITH YOU INSIDE. Your ONLY chance is to hit the EMERGENCY STOP button mid-launch. This will override standard procedure and the pod doors will open automatically. While the system is temporarily ignoring you, run and keep running until you find dirt. Wherever there's real earth to stand on, you'll find one of our bases. \n\nIf our reports are accurate, you have about two days before the withdrawl becomes too much and you slip into a coma. \n\nGood Luck!\n\n-//Tom//\n</center>

Galaxy Run! \n(TASTE TEST)

<<back>>\n<center><h1>FUNco </h1> <h3>//Where the FUN Can Never End!//</h3>\nWelcome to the FUNco Website! We here at FUNco will always be here to support whatever's left of our loyal customers! \n\n<b>Note From Administrator: //Since the UN International FUNchair Distribution Initiative launched, this site will likely become less active, as only an estimated .000000000008% of the world's population will not gain easy access to a FUNchair within the next two years. Stay tuned.//</b>\n\n*[[About FUNco]]\n*[[FUNchair]]\n*[[Galaxy Run|Galaxy Run Lottery]]\n*[[Credits]]\n</center>\n\n\n//Last Updated 10+ Years Ago. See [[NIID]] for details.//

<<set $playerorientation = "gay">><center>You will soon be released from the FUNchair. //WARNING//: Seperation from FC Stimuli can/will result in itching, sneezing, nausea, trauma, bleeding from the ears, seizures, paranoia, hallucinations, increased aggression, extreme withdrawal behavior, and death.\n\nDo you still wish to proceed?\n\n* [[Yes|Proceed]]\n* [[No|360]]\n</center>

<<set $playergender = "male">> <center>//Tilt?//\n[[180]]\n[[90]]\n[[360]]\n</center>

<center>//Tool//\n[[Noodle]]\n[[Donut]]\n</center>\n

<<set $playergender = "female">> <center>//Tilt?//\n[[180]]\n[[90]]\n[[360]]\n</center>

<<back>>\n<center>\nThe direct stimulation of the human brain's reward center has always been a confusing subject for the average joe, but we here at FUNco have finally resolved the issue:\n\nIt's perfectly fine!\n\nThat's right! No side-effects or issues at all. This has been scientifically verified by relentless, scientificul studies done in FUNco laboratories, as shown in this report summary from one of the top scientific minds in the universe:\n\n\n<h1>//Totally fine.//</h1>\n<h3>-One of the top scientific minds in the universe</h3>\n\nSo you can rest easy knowing that you don't have to ask for a refund, because the FUNchair is completely safe, and in fact, may be //good// for you! It //feels// good, doesn't it?\n\nExactly!\n</center>\n\n<h1>Related:</h1>\n//__[[Introducing the 24/7 FC Package!]]__//

XAV

<<set $playerorientation = "bi">><center>You will soon be released from the FUNchair. //WARNING//: Seperation from FC Stimuli can/will result in itching, sneezing, nausea, trauma, bleeding from the ears, seizures, paranoia, hallucinations, increased aggression, extreme withdrawal behavior, and death.\n\nDo you still wish to proceed?\n\n* [[Yes|Proceed]]\n* [[No|90]]\n</center>

<<back>>\n<center><h1>NEW INTERNATIONAL INTERNET DIRECTORY </h1>\n</center>\n//[[FUNco]]//- Online. Last Updated 10+ Years Ago. Approval Rating 100%.\n\n//[[Twitter|404]]//- Offline. To be removed from Directory.\n\n//[[Vine|404]]//- Offline. To be removed from Directory.\n\n//[[Instagram|404]]//- Offline. To be removed from Directory.\n\n//[[InstaPorn|404]]//- Offline. To be removed from Directory.\n\n//[[CheaperChairs|404]]//- Removed for reported violation of Anti-Anti-Monopoly laws. To be removed from Directory.\n\n//[[Facebook]]//- Online. Last Updated 1 Days Ago. Approval Rating Pending Due to Reset.\n\n//[[IGN|404]]//- Removed for reported violation of GamerGate regulations. To be removed from Directory.\n\n//[[StopFUNco|404]]// Removed for reported violation of Anti-Hate Speech laws. To be removed from Directory.\n\n

<<back>>\n<center> <h1>About FUNco</h1> </center>\n<blockquote>Our legendary company's roots stretch all the way back to when Man first evolved from his simpler, more life-oriented form, into The Business Man. It was from this stage that the true seeds of greatness could be formed, and form they did. When Kevin Fuller (renowned for his classic //Kiddiez TV// role, "Cowboy Kevin") founded a small company based on a revolutionary technology (purchased from an even smaller company at a generous price), the whole world took notice. After an intial bout of legal trouble on the basis of so-called "Ethics", the FUNchair became a international phenomenon, and FUNco's sole product line.\n\nBut you already knew all that! :D\n</blockquote>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n<center><h1>GALAXY RUN</h1>\n<h3>(Or, "Two Days Without FUN")</h3>\n<h5>[This Logo Sucks]</h5>\n<h10>//Did you find Tom? Tell me in the feedback!//</h10></center>

<<back>>\n<center> Introducing the long-awaited 24/7 FC Package! Never Leave Your Home Again! Thanks to automated waste recycling, you don't even have to leave your chair!*\n\nUpgrades for current models are absolutely free for a limited time, and all new models will come with package preinstalled! Everybody Wins! Get your upgrade today!\n\n\n\n\n//<h6>*FUNco cannot be held responsible for long term usage of the FUNchair device without breaks or moderation. Any attempt to sue will be inevitibly met with bitter laughter and undisguised contempt.</h6>//\n\n</center>