You are in the woods. You find a cat, a dog, a bird and a rat. They all say that they know a way out. Who do you follow?
[[Rat]]The cat wanders curiously into a house. A young child takes it to her parents, asking to keep it. The parents say "no," and [[kill->Death]] the cat.You see the darkness and the light. Which do you go to?
You are in Hell. You see a volcano and a boulder. Which do you explore?
[[Boulder]]You are in Heaven. You see God and the Gates of Heaven. Do you: [[go through the gates->Gate]] or [[talk to God->God]]?Saint Peter stops you, saying, "You should probably talk with [[God]] before you come into here."God tells you, "You're not supposed to be here! You're supposed to go to [[Hell]]!"The volcano shoots you back up to [[the woods->The Woods]].There are a [[worm->Worm]] and a [[goat->Goat]] on top of the boulder. They both say that they can get you out of hell. Which do you trust?You climb on the goat's back, and he takes you to the [[mountain->Mountain]].The worm digs up through the soil, taking you to the [[forest->The Forest]].The bird guides your way as you walk to the [[mountain->Mountain]]At the base of a mountain, you see a [[bear->Bear]] and a [[mountain lion->Mountain Lion]]. They both want you to go with them. Which do you follow?You are in the forest, and you see a [[cat->cat]], a [[dog->dog]], a [[bird->bird]] and a [[mouse->Mouse]].The bear takes you into his cave, which leads down into [[hell->Hell]]You climb on the Moutnain Lion's back, and it takes you to the [[peak->Peak]].At the peak, you see a [[monkey->Monkey]] and an [[eagle->Eagle]]. Which do you follow?The monkey swings you through the trees before dropping you in [[the woods->The Woods]].The Eagle flies you up to [[Heaven]].The cat gets stuck in a tree. He cannot get down, but he can still point you in the direction he wants you to go. You follow it, and arrive at the [[mountain->Mountain]]The dog goes into someone's yard. The owner of the yard tries to make friends with the puppy, but the puppy bites him. The scared landowner shoots the dog. Luckily, however, all dogs go to [[Heaven]].The bird flies into a house and gets stuck in a ceiling fan, which [[kills->Death]] the bird.The mouse goes into its mouse hole, which leads straight down to [[hell->Hell]].The rat scampers along to the [[city->City]]The dog digs a hole leading straight to [[hell->Hell]].You are on a sidewalk in a densely-populated city. You are next to a bus stop, an alley, and a skyscraper
[[Explore the alley->Alley]]
[[Explore the skyscraper->Skyscraper]]
[[Wait for the bus->Bus]]The bus drops you off in the [[woods->The Woods]].Which floor do you go to?
[[Basement]]You get shanked to [[death->Death]] in the AlleyInstead of stopping at the basement, the elevater goes all the way down to [[Hell]].You fall from the top of the skyscraper, [[dying->Death]] on impact.You are offered a job. Which job do you take?
[[Office Job]]You make a lot of money. What do you do with the money?
[[Run for Governor->Governor]]
[[Buy a Submarine->Submarine]]You work a boring, depressing job for 30 years before finally becoming depressed enough to [[kill yourself->Death]]You become governor, and are [[assassinated->Death]]You ride your submarine to the bottom of the ocean and break through the ocean floor, into [[Hell]].