Damon L. Wakes' "Damon L. Wakes' WiFi Simulator 2018" Simulator 2019

(display: "WiFi ON") Welcome to //Damon L. Wakes' "Damon L. Wakes' WiFi Simulator 2018" Simulator 2019//. This cutting-edge software simulates //Damon L. Wakes' WiFi Simulator 2018//, which simulates Damon L. Wakes' WiFi connection. [[BEGIN SIMULATED SIMULATION]]

{ (set: $never to false) (set: $actions to 0) (set: $cardWorking to false) (set: $cardOn to true) (set: $routerWorking to false) (set: $routerOn to true) (set: $routerTurns to 0) (set: $internetSeen to false) (set: $book to "none") }

(display: "Game Start") [[MOVE MOUSE OVER "BEGIN SIMULATION"]]

(display: "Game Start (mouse over BEGIN SIMULATION)") [[CLICK "BEGIN SIMULATION"|HOME]]

{ (display: "header simulator") (if: $routerTurns > 4)[(set: $routerTurns to 0)(set: $routerOn to true)] (if: $cardWorking is true and $routerWorking is true and $routerOn is true)[(goto: "SUCCESS!")(if: $never is true)[{}[[SUCCESS!]] ]] (if: $cardOn is true)[(if: $routerOn is true)[(display: "Card On Router On")](else:)[(display: "Card On Router Off")]] (else:)[(if: $routerOn is true)[(display: "Card Off Router On")](else:)[(display: "Card Off Router Off")]] } (if: $cardWorking is false or $routerWorking is false or $cardOn is false or $routerOn is false)[(if: $cardOn is true)[{}[[MOVE MOUSE OVER "TURN OFF WIRELESS CARD"]]](else:)[{}[[MOVE MOUSE OVER "TURN ON WIRELESS CARD"]]] (if: $routerOn is true)[{}[[MOVE MOUSE OVER "RESTART ROUTER"]] ][[MOVE MOUSE OVER "WAIT A WHILE"]] ]

{ (if: $actions >50)[(either: "")] (elseif: $actions >30)[(either: "")] (elseif: $actions > 20)[(either: "")] (elseif: $actions > 10)[(either: "") ](elseif: $actions > 0)[(either: "Aren't these graphics great?", "Cutting edge simulator simulation right there.", "This game brought to you by Captain Redundancy: if you can find a more redundant superhero, you've found a superhero who's more redundant.", "High rez simulator eye candy, here we go!")] }

{ (if: $routerOn is false)[(set: $routerTurns to it + 1)] (either: "(set: $routerWorking to false)", "(set: $cardWorking to false)", "(set: $cardWorking to false)", "(set: $never to false)", "(set: $never to false)", "(set: $never to false)", "(set: $never to false)", "(set: $never to false)", "(set: $never to false)", "(set: $never to false)") }

(if: $routerOn is true)[(display: "Mouseover Wireless Card (Card On Router On)")](else:)[(display: "Mouseover Wireless Card (Card On Router Off)")] (if: $cardWorking is false or $routerWorking is false or $cardOn is false or $routerOn is false)[{}[[CLICK "TURN OFF WIRELESS CARD"]] (if: $routerOn is true)[{}[[MOVE MOUSE OVER "RESTART ROUTER"]] ][[MOVE MOUSE OVER "WAIT A WHILE"]] ]

(if: $routerOn is true)[(display: "Mouseover Wireless Card (Card Off Router On)")](else:)[(display: "Mouseover Wireless Card (Card Off Router Off)")] (if: $cardWorking is false or $routerWorking is false or $cardOn is false or $routerOn is false)[{}[[CLICK "TURN ON WIRELESS CARD"]] (if: $routerOn is true)[{}[[MOVE MOUSE OVER "RESTART ROUTER"]] ][[MOVE MOUSE OVER "WAIT A WHILE"]] ]

(if: $cardOn is true)[(display: "Mouseover Restart Router (Card On)")](else:)[(display: "Mouseover Restart Router (Card Off)")] (if: $cardWorking is false or $routerWorking is false or $cardOn is false or $routerOn is false)[(if: $cardOn is true)[{}[[MOVE MOUSE OVER "TURN OFF WIRELESS CARD"]]](else:)[{}[[MOVE MOUSE OVER "TURN ON WIRELESS CARD"]]] (if: $routerOn is true)[{}[[CLICK "RESTART ROUTER"]] ][[MOVE MOUSE OVER "WAIT A WHILE"|HOME]] ]

(if: $cardOn is true)[(if: $routerOn is true)[(display: "Mouseover Wait A While (Card On Router On)")](else:)[(display: "Mouseover Wait A While (Card On Router Off)")]] (else:)[(if: $routerOn is true)[(display: "Mouseover Wait A While (Card Off Router On)")](else:)[(display: "Mouseover Wait A While (Card Off Router Off)")]] (if: $cardWorking is false or $routerWorking is false or $cardOn is false or $routerOn is false)[(if: $cardOn is true)[{}[[MOVE MOUSE OVER "TURN OFF WIRELESS CARD"]]](else:)[{}[[MOVE MOUSE OVER "TURN ON WIRELESS CARD"]]] (if: $routerOn is true)[{}[[MOVE MOUSE OVER "RESTART ROUTER"]] ](link:"CLICK WAIT A WHILE")[(set: $actions to it + 1)(goto:"HOME")] ]

{ (display: "header simulator") (set: $actions to it + 1) (set: $cardOn to false) }(display: "Wireless Card OFF") [[MOVE MOUSE OVER "DO SOMETHING ELSE"|DO SOMETHING ELSE (WIRELESS CARD OFF)]]

(display: "Success Screenshot") [[MOVE MOUSE OVER "DO AN INTERNET"]]

(display: "Wireless Card OFF (mouseover link)") [[CLICK "DO SOMETHING ELSE"|HOME]]

{ (display: "header simulator") (set: $actions to it + 1) (set: $cardOn to true) (either: "(set: $cardWorking to true)", "(set: $cardWorking to false)") }(display: "Turned On Wireless Card") [[MOVE MOUSE OVER "DO A DIFFERENT THING"|DO A DIFFERENT THING (WIRELESS CARD ON)]]

(display: "Wireless Card ON (mouseover link)") [[CLICK "DO A DIFFERENT THING"|HOME]]

{ (display: "header simulator") (set: $actions to it + 1)(set: $routerOn to false)(set: $routerTurns to 0)(either: "(set: $routerWorking to true)", "(set: $routerWorking to true)", "(set: $routerWorking to true)", "(set: $routerWorking to true)", "(set: $routerWorking to false)") }(display: "Restarting Router") [[MOVE MOUSE OVER "RETURN UPSTAIRS"]]

(display: "Mouseover Return Upstairs") [[CLICK "RETURN UPSTAIRS"|HOME]]

(display: "Mouseover Success") [[CLICK "DO AN INTERNET"]]

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