Hey! Hello. I hope you're doing well. Today's a great day, only there's this one thing: much like Diana Ross, something's on your mind. Hmmm. But what could it be? You know. How about this? I've got some time. Let's figure this out together. But first, I gotta know - Are you: [[A Man | Man choice]] or [[A Woman | Woman choice]]? Okay. Let's see. Maybe we should go through your day. What have you been doing? [[Playing Music | Music option]] [[Cooking | Food option]] [[Playing Sports | Sports option]] [[Working | Work option]] A Woman? Sorry. As a man, there's no way I can know what you're thinking. Go grab a guy friend or pretend you're a guy. Are you ready? Êtes-vous prêt ? Okay, go ahead and [[try again. ->Beginning]]Music. Cool. So you've got some talent. I respect that. What have you been playing? [[The Piano | Piano Option]] [[The Guitar | Guitar Option]] [[The Kalimba | Kalimba Option]] I'm always up for food, but I'm not really much of a cook. What kind of a dish have you been whipping up? Were you cooking [[something out on the grill? | Grill]] or Were you making [[some afternoon breakfast? | Breakfast]] Sports games. It's good to stay fit and healthy. I could get out more often myself. Are you playing [[a team game? | Team]] or Are you playing [[an individual sport? | Individual]] Work, huh? Everyone's gotta do it. But it's good - builds character, so I hear. Puts money in the bank, if nothing else. Where are you working? [[For the school | school]] [[Self-employed | self]] [[Retail | retail]] Piano. Ooh. Classy. I bet you're pretty good, though you probably won't admit it. Have you been [[playing classical stuff? | Classical piano]] or Have you been [[playing something more modern? | Modern piano]] The Guitar. Fun. Sporty. I've never been any good at it myself. What kind of things have you been playing? Have you been [[playing your favorite group's music? | Band]] or Have you been [[writing your own stuff? | composing]] The Kalimba? Well. Hmm. To each his own. Don't get me wrong, it's got a fun sound. And sometimes it's nice just to hear some simple, resonating tones. I'm getting a good vibe from this. Okay, I think I've figured out [[what's on your mind. | Sex]] That's admirable. There's a great discipline that comes from Classical Piano. I'd say it's a great for re-sensitizing in such a desensitized world. Okay, I think I've figured out [[what's on your mind. | Sex]] Something a bit more modern? That's fun. It's cool to hear your music in a new way. Popping on the old headphones is nice, but there's fun magic in hearing your favorite tunes from your own hands. Okay, I think I've figured out [[what's on your mind. | Sex]] Sex. [[Try again ->Beginning]] if you don't believe me. Nice. Cover bands aren't for everyone, but I like hearing old songs with a new flare, a personal touch. Everyone has their own way of interpreting the music. Keep it up, man. Okay, I think I've figured out [[what's on your mind. | Sex]] Composing your own stuff? Good for you. I'd like to hear it sometime. It's not easy work, but it's pretty darn satisfying to feel that thrill of music and know that you created it, and that if you felt it, someone else might feel it, too. Okay, I think I've figured out [[what's on your mind. | Sex]] Stop. You're making me hungry! Ooohhh - What was it? What were you making? Was it [[Burgers? | Burgers]] or Was it [[Steaks? | Steaks]] Any time of day is good for Breakfast. I'll back you up till the bitter end. Omelets, waffles, all the fruit. I bet you're making enough to share, too. Cause breakfast's always more fun with friends. Okay, I think I've figured out [[what's on your mind. | Sex]] Burgers Shoot. Add some bleu cheese in and I'm there. And you've got bacon? Tomatoes? Just give me a time. All right. I've got a good idea. Okay, I think I've figured out [[what's on your mind. | Sex]] Steaks Yeah. That's the ticket. Medium or Rare? Doesn't matter to me. I'll take either. I bet they're delicious. Who needs sauce when you're at the controls? Okay, I think I've figured out [[what's on your mind. | Sex]] Team sports. They're a great way to meet new people, interact with friends, and still burn those calories. Strong bonds are made through sports, and sometimes a few healthy rivalries, too. Which sport have you been playing? [[Soccer | Soccer]] [[Football | Football]] [[NBA Jam | NBA Jam]] It's just you and your opponent, be that the clock, a competitor, or yourself last week. No one's here to build you up; no one's here to let you down. What sport have you been in to? [[Swimming | Swimming]] [[Running | Running]] [[Tennis | Tennis]] The world's favorite sport. It's a game that's always moving. There aren't always high scores at the game's end, but that makes each point all the more thrilling. Okay, I think I've figured out [[what's on your mind. | Sex]] Football I bet you're American. That's cool. Me, too. Bring your neighbors, bring your friends, bring your dog. Take up the whole field. Whether touch or tackle, I think I've got a good feeling about this. Okay, I think I've figured out [[what's on your mind. | Sex]] NBA Jam? I'm not sure that counts. This is what I get for not giving you a video game option earlier, I suppose. Here you go, from downtown: Okay, I think I've figured out [[what's on your mind. | Sex]] A swimmer? Look at you. Michael Phelps over hear. I love swimming, especially now that it's heating up outside. Butterfly. Backstroke. Clean the water out of your ears. I think I've figured out [[what's on your mind. | Sex]] Running. The anytime anywhere sport. Get your sprints in at the track, prep for that upcoming marathon, or just enjoy the nice weather and the music pumping through your buds. Good luck. Keep it up. Okay, I think I've figured out [[what's on your mind. | Sex]] I love-love tennis. Well, I guess I love-15 tennis now. Good point. This is precision at its best. If you find any grass courts, let me know. Okay, I think I've figured out [[what's on your mind. | Sex]] For the school? Good call. There are all sorts of options open to you, and they work well with class schedules. It can help you feel even more a part of the school. Keep it under 20 hours, though, right? Okay, I think I've figured out [[what's on your mind. | Sex]] Self-employed? That's takes some discipline. Good for you. What kind of work is it? [[I'm a DJ | DJ]] [[I got into a pyramid scheme | pyramid]] Retail, huh? I have a friend that says everyone should have that experience so you know how to serve a customer but also so you know how to Be a good customer. Be patient. Get some of that commission, if you can. Okay, I think I've figured out [[what's on your mind. | Sex]] A DJ? What's your DJ name? Regardless, you've got some definite cred now. If you keep it clean, you might even make it to the EFY big leagues. Don't forget to put a requests sheet (and please no line dance songs - please). Okay, I think I've figured out [[what's on your mind. | Sex]] Eek. A pyramid scheme? I'm glad you've come to terms with that, but I'm sorry you got caught in it. I hope you're not in too deep. My advice: get out of there as quick as you can. Oi. Good luck. Okay, I think I've figured out [[what's on your mind. | Sex]]