{(set: $Correct to 0) (set: $Incorrect to 0) (set: $Subject to "the Masters degree and thesis") }This is Ludis. <div class="dia">"Hello"</div><img src="https://i.imgur.com/B27MMgd.png" alt="Ludis"> He is supposed to teach you all about $Subject. But he is very dumb. So you will have to teach him. Are you ready? [[Yes|Question 01]] [[No|Circular1]]What is a Master's degree? <img src="https://i.imgur.com/B27MMgd.png" alt="Ludis"> [[It's a 'Professional' or 'Terminal degree'|CorrectA1]] [[It's a Terminal degree, like a terminal illness|IncorrectA1]] [[It’s a setting on a stove|IncorrectA2]]Well, ok. Are you ready now? [[Yes|Question 01]] [[No|Circular1]]<div class="dia">"It's the generally accepted highest academic degree in a field of study."</div> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/PQOAVEj.png" alt="Ludis"> <div class="dia">"That's why it's called ''terminal''."</div> Correct! Now Ludis is a bit less dumb. (set: $Correct to it + 1) [[Moving on|Question 02]]<div class="dia">"It's the degree you earn when you kill someone."</div class="dia"> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/IgoAAS8.png" alt="Ludis"> Incorrect! (set: $Incorrect to it + 1) [[Moving on|Question 02]]<div class="dia">"It's a special setting on a stove only used by master cheifs."</div class="dia"> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/5G9rBY8.png" alt="Ludis"> <div class="dia">"It's for cooking only the most fancy french things like: *hors d'oeuvres *patté *des doigts *la tour Eiffel"</div class="dia"> Incorrect! (set: $Incorrect to it + 1) [[Moving on|Question 02]]What are some reasons to earn a master's degree? [[Debt is a good motivator|IncorrectB1]] [[It opens doors and makes you an ''Expert''|CorrectB1]] [[It's what they'll least expect|IncorrectB2]] <div class="dia">“Student loans makes you desperate.”</div class="dia"> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/5G9rBY8.png" alt="Ludis"> <div class="dia">“A workforce that is desperate is good for the economy. They'll do any work because they gotta."</div class="dia"> Wow that’s bleak. Incorrect! (set: $Incorrect to it + 1) [[Moving on|Question 3]]<div class="dia">"Earning a Master's will open doors for further opportunities. It shows that you are an expert.”</div class="dia"> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/ZWlZqMq.png" alt="Ludis"> Correct! (set: $Correct to it + 1) [[Moving on|Question 3]]<div class="dia">“The more postsecondary education you have, the less likely you are to commit a crime.”</div class="dia"> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/IgoAAS8.png" alt="Ludis"> <div class="dia">“Therefore, the cops are less likely to suspect you.”</div class="dia"> Incorrect! (set: $Incorrect to it + 1) [[Moving on|Question 3]]What is a Chairperson? [[A member of your committee and expert in your field|CorrectC1]] [[A superhero|IncorrectC1]] [[A racial slur|IncorrectC2]] <div class="dia">"A chairperson is a member of your committee and an expert in the field you are studying."</div class="dia"> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/PQOAVEj.png" alt="Ludis"> <div class="dia">"They advise you, guide you, and point you in the right direction for your research."</div class="dia"> Correct!(set: $Correct to it + 1) [[Moving on|Question 4]]<div class="dia">"Chairperson is a superhero from the golden age of comics."</div class="dia"> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/5G9rBY8.png" alt="Ludis"> <div class="dia">"His powers include: being a chair and time travel."</div class="dia"> Incorrect! Chairperson wasn't a golden age hero, he was a silver age hero. (set: $Incorrect to it + 1) [[Moving on|Question 4]]<div class="dia">"Chairperson is a derogatory term for someone who was born near the Ottoman empire."</div class="dia"> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/IgoAAS8.png" alt="Ludis"> Incorrect! (set: $Incorrect to it + 1) But a good pun. [[Moving on|Question 4]]What's the difference between a Master’s Thesis and a Doctoral Dissertation? [[One's a mineral, the other a vegtable|IncorrectD1]] [[Nothing|IncorrectD2]] [[A Dissertation has more depth|CorrectD1]] <div class="dia">"A thesis is a kind of basalt."</div class="dia"> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/IgoAAS8.png" alt="Ludis"> <div class="dia">"A dissertation is a fruit bearing mouse."</div class="dia"> Great, now he doesn't know what a vegtable is. Incorrect! (set: $Incorrect to it + 1) [[Moving on|Question 5]]<div class="dia">"Nothing. They are the same in every way."</div class="dia"> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/5G9rBY8.png" alt="Ludis"> <div class="dia">"In fact, a dissertation is just a test where you must retype your master's thesis word for word in front of an audience."</div class="dia"> Incorrect! (set: $Incorrect to it + 1) [[Moving on|Question 5]]<div class="dia">"A dissertation is like a master's thesis, but on steroids."</div class="dia"> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/B27MMgd.png" alt="Ludis"> A bit casual but Correct! (set: $Correct to it + 1) [[Moving on|Question 5]]What sort of Style Form should you use for a social science Master's thesis? [[APA|CorrectE1]] [[LL Cool Jay|IncorrectE1]] [[Invent your own|IncorrectE2]]<div class="dia">"The Apple Pig Archeology is the style form of choice for Social science."</div class="dia"> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/UOTJ603.png" alt="Ludis"> Well other than the aphasia, that is Correct! It's American Psychological Association actually.(set: $Correct to it + 1) [[Final Results|Final]]<div class="dia">"James Todd Smith (born January 14, 1968), better known by his stage name LL Cool J (short for Ladies Love Cool James), is an American rapper, actor, author and entrepreneur from Queens, New York. He is known for such hip hop hits as "I Can't Live Without My Radio", "I'm Bad", "The Boomin' System", "Rock The Bells" and "Mama Said Knock You Out", as well as romantic ballads such as "Doin' It", "I Need Love", "Around the Way Girl" and "Hey Lover"."</div class="dia"> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/UOTJ603.png" alt="Ludis"> Well, if you're just going to copy Wikipedia, at least get the right article. (set: $Incorrect to it + 1) Incorrect! [[Final Results|Final]]<div class="dia">"Invent your own."</div class="dia"> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/5G9rBY8.png" alt="Ludis"> <div class="dia">"Make it something cool, like that you italicize all the words that were coined by Shakespeare."</div class="dia"> Incorrect! (set: $Incorrect to it + 1) Didn't you pay attention to my presentation? [[Final Results|Final]]You got $Correct correct. and $Incorrect wrong (if: $Correct is 5)[A perfect score! I guess we wont be deleting Ludis afterall](else:)[(if: $Correct is >2)[Not bad, but you could do better.]](if: $Correct is 2)[Ok, but try harder next time.](if: $Correct is 1)[That's kinda bad... better start from scratch](if: $Correct is 0)[That's really not good, and I think you might have taught him to hate. that's really not good] [[Try again|Start]]