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You’re in deep wonderful sleep, when suddenly, your 5 am alarm goes off. Slicing through your cloud of happiness.
1.) [[Slap snooze on alarm and goes back to sleep]]
2.) [[Get up and head to the the bathroom for your hygienic rituals.]]
Okay.
So now that you’ve slept for another hour, your internal alarm goes off and you wake up in a panic. You don’t have enough time to brush your teeth and wash your face, so you pick one.
1.) [[Wash your face]]
2.) [[Brush Your Teeth]]
You brush your teeth, Wash your face and put your contacts in. You make yourself a cup of coffee and sit-down to catch up with emails and other annoying things you don’t want to deal with later in the day. Now that you’ve gotten through that you collect your things and head out the door. You don’t really want to take your car, but you got up early enough you have time to take the train downtown. So you get the walking and before you know it your on the train zipping towards downtown.
A homeless man sitting across from you ask you if you can spare a couple dollars
A.) [[Ignore him]]
B.) [[Help a brotha out with two dollars]]You wash your face and it helps you wake up quite a bit more, but you still feel the sleepy glaze lingering over your soul. You rush into your living room to gather your things. You whip your electronics from all of their chargers and cram them into your bag.
You don't have enough time to walk to the train so you hop in the car and head downtown. On the way someone almost cuts you off.
1.) [[Flick them off]]
2.) [[Keep your wits about you and switch on Good ol' NPR]]
You brush your teeth and now your mouth feels so very clean. You don't have enough time to walk to the train so you hop in your 1998 Honda Civic and head downtown for work. On the way in someone cuts you off, almost causing an accident.
1.) [[Flick them off]]
2.) [[Keep your wits about you and switch on Good ol' NPR]]You ignore him cause your broke and your not trying to deal with him. He goes on to ask someone else and they end up giving him a couple of dollars. Now you feel bad, because the women who gave him money looks less well-off than you. After your done beating yourself up, the train stops at your destination. You get off and walk the rest of the way to work. Once you ge there you see your Ex in the lobby of your building. You make eye contact eye contact with them.
A.) [[Look away and take the elevator up to your office.]]
B.) [[Wave at him.]]You give him a couple of dollars because you want to feel good about yourself, so you do just that. He's grateful and goes to sitdown in the corner in the far seat. The train stops at your destination. You get off and walk the rest of the way to work. Once you ge there you see your Ex in the lobby of your building. You make eye contact eye contact with them.
A.) [[Look away and take the elevator up to your office.]]
B.) [[Wave at him.]]You flick them off and they return the favor. Ohhhh the audacity. You move on but now you feel hot. You turn the AC on full blast and it helps cool you down. Almost enough to put you in a good mood. You get to your parking garage and walk the rest of the way to work. You swipe into your building and hop in the elevator. You don't like elevators, Since there basically floating caskets. It takes an eternity to get to your floor. Once you get there, Sharon the Secretary offers you a donut.
1.) [[Accept the donut and scarf it down]]
2.) [[Reject the donut and say your watching your weight]]
By the time you've reached the parking garage you've calmed down. NPR always puts you in the right mindset. You walk to work, swipe into your building and hop in the elevator. You don't like elevators, since there basically floating caskets. It takes an eternity to get to your floor. Once you get there, Sharon the Secretary offers you a donut.
1.) [[Accept the donut and scarf it down]]
2.) [[Reject the donut and say your watching your weight]]Phew. Glad you avoided that garbage fire. They could never be good enough for you anyways. You head toward an elevator that's closing, when a hand from inside reaches out and stops it for you. The woman who held the door open for you gives you a warm soft smile ands asks where your heading. You tell her and she presses the button for you. Shortly after you realize that she's the VP at your company.
1.) [[ Ask her how her day is going]]
2.) [[Keep silent until you reach your floor]]Your ex ignores you. How dare they. You take your wave back and you head into the elevator.
Now you're in a bad mood. Do you even want to go to work? Do you want to do the life thing today?
1.) [[Naw]]
2.) [[Yee, you're broke and need money to sustain your life force]]Double-click this passage to edit it.The secretary accepts this which slightly offends you. Isn't she supposed to scream about how in shape you are? Whatever, screw her. You head your desk and lay your head down. Never has wood felt so extremely comfotable.
1.) [[Drift to sleep]]
2.) [[Get to work]]The VP turns around, suprised that anyone would speak to her. She tells you she's doing pretty well, but is stressed as always. You nod understandingly thinking she seems to be handling it pretty well. She tells you've been performing especiall well lately and asks you if you'd like to join her for lunch next week. You kindly accept. You get off the elevator pretty giddy with excitement. Maybe you'll get a raise or maybe you'll get a free lunch. Either works. You get into your office you go over tour task list for the day. Your workload is actually pretty light today. Maybe you'll get off early
Do you
1.) [[Put off work, for a little bit and browse the interwebs]]
2.) [[Get straight to work and finish early]]
You don't say a word. She probably doesn't want to speak to you anyways. You get off the elevator and say hi to Sharon, the secretary. She seems to be buried in work so you leave her alone. Speaking of work, you have less work than usual and fully intend to get it done early. You get off the the elevator and head into work. After sleeping for 30 minutes your boss stops by and gives you a pat on the back. You awaken as if you've been punched in the spine. Your boss looks concerned but quite annoyed. "Have you been getting enough sleep?"
1.) [[No it's been rough recently. Must be the changes of the season]]
2.) [[Yes, I've just been taking this new medication that makes me drowsy]]Most of the stuff you have to get done today is organizational. You take the stack of papers you've been meaning to file for a while and get to work on the. You pop in som headphones and get to work. One of your Coworkers hears your music and gives you a quizical look, they never took you for the Death Grips type. You power through the day and get most of your work done early. The drowsiness from before begins to kick back in so you figure you might as well head back home and enjoy your well deserved nap But it's currently rush hour.
Do you:
[[Wait for the rush hour to end]]
[[Leave anyways]]Screw it. You've been doing really well at work lately. You'll just take one of your vacation days. You take a U-turn and hop back on the train. You go back home, put your PJs on and watch an aggresive amount of Netlfix.
Your boss gives you a nod understandingly. "Well you've been doing really well lately, so if you need to take off early, feel free." You take his advice quite literally and head home before rush hour. Now that you're home early you have time to make a full meal, which is exactly what you do.Instead of stranding yourself in traffic. You decide to wait it out and use the time to look at your schedule for the upcoming week and quantify how stressed you'll be. This week looks normally busy with a few blips of unavoidable annoying tasks. You'll be fine. You check the time, now would be a good time to leave. You get home unscathed by the anxiety of traffic and decide you'll cook something healthy for once. You steam some broccoli, bake some chicken and treat yourself to glass of wine before finally going to sleep.
You leave anyways and and the traffic is bumper to bumper terrible. You almost fall asleep getting home, but someone honks you back awake. Once traffic breaks up a little bit you decide to turn on the radio to wake you up a little bit. The radio does it's job, keeping you awake and you get home wthout flying off the highway. As you pull into your home you can't help but think about wha you're goig to eat for dinner.
Do you:
[[Order a Pizza.]]
[[Make some Carne Asada]]Your order a pizza with pepperoni, sausage and pineapples. You want that protein with a side of sweetness. It's gonna be great, you can feel it in your bones. The pizza comes, you can hear it calling to you from the other side of the door. You open the door and there it is. Lord have mercy. But you must keep you composure. You pay for the pizza and scarf it down. Oh that was good. You pass out in bed, without setting your alarm. Yikes.
You throw the Carne Asada on the pan and it sizzles delightfully. You put the heat on high because your not patient enough. It finishes in record time and oh boy is it delicous. After eating and cleaning the dishes, you go the bathroom, brush your teeth and clean your face. The bed reaches out to you and you are ready to rest your soul. You set you alarm and then go to bed with a full belly.Now that you've procrastinated enough. You feel comfortable actually starting on your work and you get it done in record time. Now that you have the rest of the day ahead of you. You decide to leave work and grab a bite to eat somewhere where you've never been. You settle on the seafood joint around the block and man was it good. With a full belly and a full heart you take the train back home and spend the rest of your day cleaning your apartment. Most of the stuff you have to get done today is organizational. You take the stack of papers you've been meaning to file for a while and get to work on the. You pop in som headphones and get to work. One of your Coworkers hears your music and gives you a quizical look, they never took you for the Death Grips type. You power through the day and get most of your work done early. The drowsiness from before begins to kick back in so you figure you might as well head back home and enjoy your well deserved nap But it's currently rush hour.
Do you:
[[Wait for the rush hour to end]]
[[Leave anyways]]Double-click this passage to edit it.