I am the dog. Everyone loves me.
A new cat came home today.
I am considering [[running away]].
But, I could stay and [[outsmart]] him.
This way leads to [[danger->Danger]].
[[Or does it->Escape]]?Double-click this passage to edit it.Double-click this passage to edit it.Double-click this passage to edit it.This way leads to [[salvation->Salvation]].
[[Or does it->Danger]]?I tried to run away but I couldn't find my suitcase. SOME people say I am a bit high maintenance.
Bad move. I will [[outsmart]] the cat instead.
Or maybe .... I should start a [[new life]] in New York.This cat is too smart and too smug.
I could [[teach him a lesson]] or [[Google some options]].I tried to chase him into the paddling pool .... but I ended up in there myself.
Moral = RISE ABOVE!!!I write on the box "How to outsmart a cat."
And then "Alternative dispute resolution."
And ended up on the weird side of YouTube ... so many cat videos.
Moral = dogs can type surprisingly well, thank you very much.I learned cat language on Duolingo.
I learn how to live with cats. But not that cat.