He hits snooze on his alarm clock. Another Monday night. He turns on his iPhone... The Smiths of course. That'll get him out of the coffin. He [[goes to work]] or he [[goes on the hunt]].Dublin. Typical. Some rando mocks Fintan's manbun as he steps off the bus. He [[scares them with his fangs]] or [[ignores their jibes]].The forest is dark apart from a single light ahead. Fintan [[approaches the light]] or [[googles another forest]]Double-click this passage to edit it.Fintan ignores the man and arrives at the bar. He asks where the manager is. A co-worker tells him that he last saw the manager pounding back shots of radioactive waste. Fintan has a great night at work. It's an elderly man. He is stark bollocks naked. The light emits from his skin as if he is irradiated. It's weird, but I need to eat. [[Greet the man]] or [[attack him]]?Curses! Out of bandwith! Might as well check out that [[light->approaches the light]], I'm starving!Double-click this passage to edit it.Fintan approaches the man and begins his attack. The man turns and Fintan realises it is his boss from the bar. [[Fintan continues his attack and eats his boss]] or [[Fintan stops, returns to work and hopes his boss won't speak of this horrendous scenario again->goes to work]]Double-click this passage to edit it.