Thursday 3:35 pm
You Checked Gmail for messages, there are no messages.
[[You check Facebook]]
[[You check Youtube]]Oh!
Melissa is going to an event near you! A poet's rally against the trade of eco. However you're not into eco and this whole business with otsels or whatever they're called.
Who is Melissa? It seems was from your 11th grade geography class but you don't remember her. Heck, you can't remember anyone from that class except Greg, Buck and Stephanie.
Greg went to Phoenix years ago for college. You are still friends on Facebook.
Buck is studying interdimensional physics and time paradoxs at Cat Tech twenty miles away.
Stephanie is now living in Los Santos as part of a internship for her future role as a SWAT rainbow six operator.
[[You check Greg's Facebook page]]
[[you check Buck's Facebook page]]
[[You check Stephanie's Facebook page]]You find nothing new in your subscriptions feed, and the trending page has nothing but more ear poison butt porn and/or bdsm porn disguised as pop music.
There is a new Ratchet and Clank trailer but you're not interested.
Nor are you interested with the newest "controversy" surronding the latest person to dare and dislike the Beauty and Beast remake.
Some game reviews and a bunch of other stuff you are bored by, so you decide to look elsewhere.
[[You check Facebook]]
[[You check google search]]Greg's page is loaded with the latest from his studies at Wizards U in Phoenix.
Mostly junk posts, but the top of his feed has a picture with his current love interest. An anthropomorphic cat.
Caption is: "Awesome homecoming with Cammy! #Furrychicks4thewin.
Comment: God, furries and horniness. What a surprise.
Response: Dude, it's not just about the sex with furries. We're just more open and progressive about it. #BlackSwanLivesMatter
Yeah, you're not into this. Time for another webpage.
[[You check Youtube]]
[[you check Buck's Facebook page]]
[[You check Stephanie's Facebook page]]
[[you check quora]]Buck it seems has joined a fraternity, and most of his page is ferocious harrasments, revenge porn and threats of violence towards random individuals and a large portion of women.
He also seems to have a severe drinking problem given the level of alchohal content... on his page.
You realize that any attempt to have a conversation with Buck will only result in your hate mail box bursting at the seems. You decide to see what Stephanie is doing
[[You check Stephanie's Facebook page]] It seems Stephanie doesn't have Facebook page.
You now are left with either google search or Call of Duty 9841: Subliminal warfare.
[[You check google search]]
[[you check Call of Duty 9841: Subliminal Warfare]] Plenty of debating and pages and answers, but you can't decide.
Next page!
[[You check google search]]
[[you check Call of Duty 9841: Subliminal Warfare]]So, what would you like to look up?
[[The Great Hyperspace War]]
[[German castles]]
[[Furry activists and rallies]]
[[Fat cats]]
[[News of the latest from the herd on the new season of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]
[[Pictures and videos of French steam locomotives that are actually american locomotives supplied to France to rebuild after the second world war]]Excellent! After months of waiting and days of forgetting, it's time to check out the latest Call of Duty.
You start it up and...
The game crashes as you hit the start button.
Honestly that doesn't surprise you as this the fifty-seventh time a big budget hyped up game has come out that you bought and crashed upon starting up.
What do you do next?
[[Pictures and videos of French steam locomotives that are actually american locomotives supplied to France to rebuild after the second world war]]
[[Fat cats]]
[[You check your phone for new texts]] Fascinating, the aeschetics alone are enought to grab your attention, it's unlike anything Star wars related you've seen.
But it's this whole new history that goes beyond what the movies did that really interest you. You realize the battle between Jedi and Sith is far more ancient and important than the movies let on.
You spend a good amount of time digging into this, and you feel immensly satisfied for doing so.
You feel very, very sad for anyone who doesn't take their time to research this piece of Star Wars lore.
Now you decide to do something else.
[[you check Call of Duty 9841: Subliminal Warfare]]
[[German castles]]
[[Furry activists and rallies]]
[[Fat cats]]
[[News of the latest from the herd on the new season of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]] The castles are wonderful, but you also feel a sudden, undescrible and completely random urge to find something more Frenchish...
But you also want to look up Fat cats.
[[Pictures and videos of French steam locomotives that are actually american locomotives supplied to France to rebuild after the second world war]]
[[Fat cats]] Several are going on, but at this point theres way too many to pick from given all the coverage, so you decide to check for new texts. But you also want to try the new call of duty.
[[you check Call of Duty 9841: Subliminal Warfare]]
[[You check your phone for new texts]] These fat cats are adorable, you spend several hours watching them, taking pride in your ability to withstand even the cutest material. Something earned the hard way through much exposure to Fluttershy.
You decide to see if your girlfriend sent you any new texts.
[[You check your phone for new texts]] Nothing yet, looks like we'll find out about AppleJack's parents soon enough, meantime you look for some cuteness.
[[Fat cats]]
[[You check your phone for new texts]]It's novel but the novel wears off quickly, you decide to try some Cod
[[you check Call of Duty 9841: Subliminal Warfare]]
[[You check your phone for new texts]] You find nobody has texted you anything.
You then check Gmail for any new messages.
No new messages are found except for more ad spam.
You recieve a text from your girlfriend!
It says... a video link.
"Hey honey! Just trying to deal with this stupid essay over here, looking forward to seeing you on the weekend." She says.
"And.......I just wanted to show...*giggle*...my enthusiasm."
She says this while making herself bottomless and maneuvering to give you, ahem, an exclusive view so to speak.
You reply stating your own enthusiasm whilst recording an exclusive view for her.
But you wonder...Do you have homework?
[[You check to see if you have homework]]
[[More cute pics!]]
It turns you have a lot of late work overdue, plus three essays for your english class due tomorrow.
You feel confident that you can deal with this in a short amount of time.
[[you work to complete your homework]]You plow through everything the internet has to through at you, which is a lot. You feel nothing can take you down.
But the issue of homework is still eating at your mind.
Then a link catches your eye: Ma bird boy Blu. Does this mean Brazil's blue macaws by any chance? You click on it, but a warning screen appears, telling you that the following content has been deemed so adorable that you are recommended not to click on, stating that only individuals with phds in withstanding cuteness should continue to the page.
You FEEL like this shouldn't be an issue, seeing how much cuteness you've seen and withstood.
BUT... this could be something too much for you and you DO need to see if you have any homework.
[[You check to see if you have homework]]
[[you accept the challenge and go ahead to the page]]As you reach the page, you realize just how foolish and overconfident you were.
The page's creator, some female blue macaw named Jewel has a plethora of pics and videos of her blue macaw husband Blu. The lady bird Jewel is something you can handle, but the cuteness of her husband Blu is unlike anything you've ever seen in terms of cuteness. You lose control of your muscles and vocal chords, and at first you emmit uncontrollable dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwssssssssssssss, followed by screams of agony as the cuteness overwhelms you, you limbs spasm and twitch and your butt twerks harder than a Fifth Harmony performance.
You have more control over the weather than you do the ability to resist the cuteness consuming your soul.
THE SNUGGGLES!!!!!! THUE SNUGLLES!!! you holler. The kissing and the simple blushes he emits causes your brain to commence a nuclear meltdown, and your heart experiences violent decompressions.
NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo! You scream. Soft...Fluffy...Warm...Loving...Kindly...Sweet...Death!!!
It's only two days later when girlfriend over is it that anyone realizes what's happened to you. But luckily enough, you went spend all that afterlife time alone as your girlfriend also sees the webpage of deadly Blu cuteness.
[[And then...]]The task takes a surprisingly long amount of time, but by 4:50 am you have emerged victorious and ready for tomorrow in every regard except sleep, which you contemplate but also think about more cute pics.
[[More cute pics!]]
[[And then...]]
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