(set: $actions to 0) (set: $moisture to 0) (set: $sun to 0.25) (set: $shock to 0) (set: $gnats to 0) (set: $size to 1) (set: $stim to 0) [[plant baby-->home]](if: (random: 1, 200) > 199)[ [[PLANT DEATH]]](else:)[\ (set: $days to $actions / 2)\ (if: $gnats < 0)[(set: $gnats to 0)]\ (if: $shock < 0)[(set: $shock to 0)]\ (if: (abs: $stim) >= 3)[(set: $size to it - (0.125 * (abs: $stim)))]\ (else:)[(set: $size to it + (0.25 * $days))]\ (if: $size >= 5)[(set: $shock to it + (0.125 * $size))]\ (set: $moisture to it - $sun)\ (set: $stim to (abs: $moisture) + $shock + (0.25 * $gnats))\ (if: $size <= 0)[ [[PLANT DEATH]]]\ (else-if: (abs: $stim) >=5)[ [[PLANT DEATH]]](else:)[\ (if: (random: 1, 10) > 9)[(set: $gnats to 1)]\ (else-if: $moisture > 1.5)[(set: $gnats to 1)]\ {(if: $gnats > 0)[ugh, gnats.] (if: $moisture > 1)[ soil looks wet.] (else-if: $moisture < 0)[ soil looks dry.]} plant looks {(if: (abs: $stim) >= 3.5)[yellow] (else-if: (abs: $stim) > 2.5 and (abs: $stim) < 3.5)[droopy] (else:)[good] today. (if: $size >= 4)[getting pretty big.] (else-if: $size < 1)[wasting away a bit.]} [[water]] [[leave alone]] [[reposition]] [[prune]] [[repot]] (if: $gnats > 0)[ [[fight gnats]]] ]](text-style: "blink")[(text-style: "blur")[R.I.P]] (print: $days) (link: "plant")[(reload:)] days(link: "a little")[(set: $moisture to it + 0.5)\ (set: $shock to it - 0.25)\ (set: $actions to it + 1)\ (go-to: "home")] (link: "a lot")[(set: $moisture to it + 1)\ (set: $shock to it - 0.25)\ (set: $actions to it + 1)\ (go-to: "home")](link: "ok then")[(set: $moisture to it - 0.25) (set: $shock to it - 0.25) (set: $actions to it + 1) (go-to: "home")](link: "less sun")[(set: $actions to it + 1) (set: $sun to it - 0.25) (go-to: "home")] (link: "more sun")[ (set: $actions to it + 1) (set: $sun to it + 0.25) (go-to: "home")](link: "//aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh//")[(if: $size > 1)[(set: $size to 1)] (if: $gnats > 0)[(set: $gnats to it - (either: 0.5, 0.25, 0))] (set: $moisture to 0) (set: $shock to it + (either: 0.25, 0.5, 1)) (set: $actions to it + 1) (go-to: "home")](link: "clip clip")[(set: $size to it - 0.25) (set: $shock to it + (either: -0.5, -0.25, -0.125, 0, 0.125)) (set: $actions to it + 1) (go-to: "home")](link: "spritz spritz")[(set: $gnats to it - (either: 0, 0.125)) (set: $actions to it + 1) (go-to: "home")] (link: "hydrogen peroxide")[(set: $gnats to it - (either: 0.25, 0.5)) (set: $shock to it + (either: 0.125, 0.25)) (set: $actions to it + 1) (go-to: "home")]