Can you stop Jeremy Corbyn from joining ISIS?

You’re late for work again. You amble confidently down London’s Whitehall on the way to that important job you do for that boss who can’t wait to give you that promotion you deserve. What you don’t need right now is to give him an excuse for that third disciplinary that threatens to derail your sparkling career. But what’s this? <center><img src="http://i.imgur.com/6dU2irY.jpg" width="500" height="320" border="3"></center> That looks like embattled Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn striding toward you, heading in the opposite direction. As always you’re excited to see him and can’t wait to tell everyone but lately you can’t shake the feeling that he might be about to join ISIS. Is now your chance? <center>Can you stop Jeremy Corbyn from joining ISIS?</center> <align="right">[[Follow Jeremy Corbyn and stop him from joining ISIS.|002]]</align="right">

You listen attentively to this man. It doesn't take you long to realise that he's an ISIS man, spreading hate! [[ISIS? Just as you suspected. Give this man a piece of your mind!|Interfere(J)(L)]] [[ISIS? You'd better steady yourself and Jeremy Corbyn with a cup of tea.|ISIS(J)(L)]]

You listen attentively to this man. It doesn't take you long to realise that he's an ISIS man, spreading hate! [[ISIS? Just as you suspected. Give this man a piece of your mind!|Interfere(N)(L)]] [[ISIS? You'd better steady yourself and Jeremy Corbyn with a cup of tea.|ISIS(N)(L)]]

You step in between Jeremy Corbyn and the ISIS man and put forward your considered argument for why ISIS is morally bankrupt and an ahistorical farce. Jeremy Corbyn, startled and embarrassed by your intervention, looks at the pavement to avoid your eyes. He notices that his shoe is caked in shit. He takes a wad of tissues from his pocket and peevishly cleans it off. When you are finished with your takedown of his ideology you realise that the ISIS man is gone. Jeremy Corbyn must have run off in the tumult. You are left alone on the street, breathing heavily. [[Good job! Now hurry to work.|Worst ending 1]]

Your mind is swimming with ISIS rhetoric. Some of what this guy says starts to make a lot of sense. You realise you are parched and that Jeremy Corbyn must be too. You set off towards Pret to buy Jeremy Corbyn a cup of tea but the ISIS man places a hand on your shoulder. There is no time for tea. You need to come with him to a ground floor flat. Jeremy Corbyn starts to follow you but the ISIS man angrily points to the Labour leader's shoe. Jeremy Corbyn was unaware that he had shit on his shoe. This is very disrespectful to ISIS and the ISIS man. He turns his back on Jeremy Corbyn. [[Go with the ISIS man and hear what he has to say.|ISIS ENDING(J)(L)]]

Pride burns in your chest as you practically skip to work. You can't wait to tell your boss the story of how you stopped Jeremy Corbyn from joining ISIS. When you get in your boss calls you in to his office. He does this whenever you are late and usually it means it is time to sit down with a cup of tea and tell him one of your stories. You've got a humdinger of one to tell him today. You heart feels like it's going to explode. Your boss says he can't understand you and that you should wait a few minutes and get a drink of water before you come in. You calm down in the toilets and practice your story a few times in the mirror. You enter your boss's office but before you can say anything he tells you that you've had enough warnings and he's done all he can and now he wants your resignation. You don't argue and he sends you home early. It is strange to be outside in the morning and not in a hurry to get to work. You try and look for Jeremy Corbyn again but the trail is cold. You inspect the piece of shit he nearly trod in but it offers no clues. While you're unemployed you don't want to talk about Jeremy Corbyn any more. You lose interest in him and most things for that matter. You have no more stories and people keep coming up with reasons to not see you any more. It's only by chance that, six months later, you finally see Jeremy Corbyn again. He is on the front page of the Metro. He has been missing since the day you were dismissed from work. His eyes are hard. He is executing a journalist. That journalist might as well be you. For a long moment you wish it was. You would have stopped him joining ISIS if you'd really tried. The guilt is yours and yours alone. <CENTER>YOU FAILED TO STOP JEREMY CORBYN FROM JOINING ISIS YOU LOST YOUR JOB AND YOUR LIFE IS A MISERY.IT COULDN'T BE ANY WORSE THAN THIS.</center> <center>[[Try again to stop Jeremy Corbyn from joining ISIS|Start]]</center>

You go with the ISIS man and are talked in to joining ISIS. You never make it to work and your family never sees you again. Six months later you are living in the caliphate executing journalists. You remember how journalists were always so shoddy to Jeremy Corbyn. Though you enjoy the structure and adventure of your new life you wonder if there was a way things could have worked out better for Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn. <center>CONGRATULATIONS YOU STOPPED JEREMY CORBYN FROM JOINING ISIS BUT WE THOUGHT YOU DID THAT BECAUSE YOU HATED ISIS?</center> <center>[[Try again to stop Jeremy Corbyn from joining ISIS|Start]]</center>

You step in between Jeremy Corbyn and the ISIS man and put forward your considered argument for why ISIS is morally bankrupt and an ahistorical farce. Jeremy Corbyn, startled and embarrassed by your intervention, looks at the pavement to avoid your eyes. When you are finished with your takedown of his ideology you realise that the ISIS man is gone. Jeremy Corbyn must have run off in the tumult. You are left alone on the street, breathing heavily. [[Good job! Now hurry to work.|Worst ending 1]]

Your mind is swimming with ISIS rhetoric. Some of what this guy is saying really makes sense. You realise you are parched and that Jeremy Corbyn must be too. You set off towards Pret to buy Jeremy Corbyn a cup of tea but the ISIS man places a hand on your shoulder. There is no time for tea. You need to come with him. He takes you and Jeremy Corbyn inside to a ground floor flat. [[Go with Jeremy Corbyn and the ISIS man and get to the bottom of all of this.|ISIS ENDING(N)(L)]]

You and Jeremy Corbyn go with the ISIS man and are talked in to joining ISIS. You never make it to work and your family never sees you again. Six months later you are living in the caliphate. The next time you see Jeremy Corbyn you are both on the journalist execution shift. You remember how journalists were always so shoddy to him. You take your place behind your assigned journalist and you let your gaze wander. Jeremy Corbyn is at the journalist next to you. Your eyes lock and he nods. You know you made the right choice. <center>CONGRATULATIONS YOU JOINED JEREMY CORBYN IN JOINING ISIS TO THINK YOU STARTED OUT TRYING TO STOP HIM.</center> <center>[[Try again to stop Jeremy Corbyn from joining ISIS|Start]]</center>

You expertly swivel in step to follow Jeremy Corbyn. No one else notices your killer move, except for the pregnant lady you barge into a phone booth. Jeremy Corbyn’s looking at something on a smartphone. That’s... uncharacteristic. Something’s definitely up. Could that be ISIS stuff he's looking at? [[Peek at what he’s looking at.|004]] [[Tell Jeremy you're a big supporter of his.|SMALL TALK ENDING]] [[Tell Jeremy that you don't agree with his policies.|SMALL TALK ENDING]] [[Shove him in the road.|012 Shove]]

You’ve peeked - unnoticed - and it’s ISIS stuff! You were right all along. But what’s this? There’s a big piece of what looks like human shit on the pavement ahead and Jeremy Corbyn’s on a collision course. [[Warn him about the shit.|SMALL TALK ENDING]] [[Surreptitiously steer him away from it.|013 Steered(N)]] [[Punt the excrement out of Jeremy Corbyn’s way.|020 Kick]] [[Do nothing. See how this one plays out.|005(J)]]

You hang up on your boss and resolve to see this journey. If you don't stop Jeremy Corbyn from joining ISIS then who will? A man approaches Jeremy Corbyn from the opposite direction. He puts a friendly hand on the Labour leader's shoulder and at last he looks up from his phone. They begin a conversation. The man does most of the talking. You are lurking behind Jeremy Corbyn as this happens. He looks interested in what this man has to say. Do you listen to the man? What he's saying could be important but you might blow your cover. It might be better to hang back and wait to see what happens. [[Listen attentively to the man.|Listen(J)(L)]] [[Play on your phone as he speaks.|008(J)(P)]]

You hang up on your boss and resolve to see this journey. If you don't stop Jeremy Corbyn from joining ISIS then who will? A man approaches Jeremy Corbyn from the opposite direction. He puts a friendly hand on the Labour leader's shoulder and at last he looks up from his phone. They begin a conversation. The man does most of the talking. You are lurking behind Jeremy Corbyn as this happens. He looks interested in what this man has to say. Do you listen to the man? What he's saying could be important but you might blow your cover. It might be better to hang back and wait to see what happens. [[Listen attentively.|Listen(N)(L)]] [[Pretend to play on your phone as he speaks.|018 Steered(N)(P)]]

Jeremy ploughs straight through the mountainous turd and gets it all over his shoe. He is oblivious. This Labour leader is stopping for nothing. [[Call your boss and tell him you’re going to be late. It’s important this time.|006(J)]] [[Politely inform Jeremy Corbyn that there’s human shit on his shoe.|SMALL TALK ENDING(J)]]

You phone the office, making sure you don't let Jeremy Corbyn out of your sight. Your boss sounds apprehensive when he picks up the phone. You tell him you have a great story for him today. A matter of great national importance rests solely on your shoulders and Jeremy Corbyn has trodden in shit. He reminds you that you are already quite late for work and you've already had two disciplinary hearings this year. [[Your boss is right. You should go to work.|WORK(J)]] [[You need to see this through. Jeremy Corbyn could join ISIS any second. |007 Fate(J)]]

You hang up on your boss and resolve to see this journey. If you don't stop Jeremy Corbyn from joining ISIS then who will? A man approaches Jeremy Corbyn from the opposite direction. He puts a friendly hand on the Labour leader's shoulder and at last he looks up from his phone. They begin a conversation. The man does most of the talking. You are lurking behind Jeremy Corbyn as this happens. He looks interested in what this man has to say. Do you listen to the man? What he's saying could be important but you might blow your cover. It might be better to hang back and wait to see what happens. [[Listen attentively to the man.|Listen(Y)(L)]] [[Play on your phone as he speaks.|Kick(Y)(P)]]

You listen attentively to this man. It doesn't take you long to realise that he's an ISIS man, spreading hate! [[ISIS? Just as you suspected. Give this man a piece of your mind!|Interfere(Y)(L)]] [[ISIS? You'd better steady yourself and Jeremy Corbyn with a cup of tea.|ISIS(Y)(L)]]

Your mind is swimming with ISIS rhetoric. Some of what this guy says starts to make a lot of sense. You realise you are parched and that Jeremy Corbyn must be too. You set off towards Pret to buy Jeremy Corbyn a cup of tea but the ISIS man places a hand on your shoulder. There is no time for tea. You need to come with him to a ground floor flat. But then the ISIS man notices that you have shit on your shoe. He points a furious finger at you and says that tramps like you have no place in the caliphate. The ISIS man shakes his head in disgust and takes Jeremy Corbyn inside with him. The door closes and you are left alone on the street. You were supposed to be at work an hour ago. [[You'd better get to work.|Worst ending 1]]

You tell the ISIS man just what you think of ISIS but before you can get to the meat of your brilliant takedown the man points at your shoe. Your shoe is cocooned in shit. He talks loudly about how you should be ashamed of yourself and internally you agree with him. The ISIS man shakes his head in disgust and takes Jeremy Corbyn with him inside a ground floor flat. The door closes and you are left alone on the street. You were supposed to be at work an hour ago. [[You'd better get to work.|Worst ending 1]]

You abandon your quest to stop Jeremy Corbyn from joining ISIS. You have to go to work. When you get in your boss calls you in to his office. He does this whenever you are late and usually it means it is time to sit down with a cup of tea and tell him one of your stories. You can't wait to tell him how you helped to stop Jeremy Corbyn from joining ISIS. But your boss has a really stern look on his face and you think maybe this time will be different. As you enter his office your boss looks down at your shoes. His stern look melts. He realises that you must have been in a real rush to get to work this time. Your right shoe is caked in shit. Before you can tell him your story he tells you to wash your shoe in the break room and take your usual shift. He even lets you keep your break time. Six months later you see Jeremy Corbyn again. He is on the front page of the Metro. His eyes are hard. He is executing a journalist. You could have stopped him joining ISIS if you'd really tried. The guilt is yours and yours alone. <CENTER>YOU FAILED TO STOP JEREMY CORBYN FROM JOINING ISIS BUT AT LEAST YOU KEPT YOUR JOB</center> <center>[[Try again to stop Jeremy Corbyn from joining ISIS|Start]]</center>

You abandon your quest to stop Jeremy Corbyn from joining ISIS. You have to go to work. When you get in your boss calls you in to his office. He does this whenever you are late and usually it means it is time to sit down with a cup of tea and tell him one of your stories. You can't wait to tell him how you helped to stop Jeremy Corbyn from joining ISIS. But your boss has a really stern look on his face and you think maybe this time will be different. You enter your boss's office but before you can tell him your story he tells you that you've had enough warnings and he's done all he can and now he wants your resignation. You don't argue and he sends you home early. It is strange to be outside in the morning and not in a hurry to get to work. You try and look for Jeremy Corbyn again but the trail is cold. Six months later you finally see Jeremy Corbyn again on the front page of the Metro. His eyes are hard. He is executing a journalist. You could have stopped him joining ISIS if you'd really tried. The guilt is yours and yours alone. <CENTER>YOU FAILED TO STOP JEREMY CORBYN FROM JOINING ISIS AND YOU LOST YOUR JOB A WORLD WHERE JEREMY CORBYN HAS JOINED ISIS IS NO PLACE TO BE UNEMPLOYED, SUNSHINE</center> <center>[[Try again to stop Jeremy Corbyn from joining ISIS|Start]]</center>

You can't let Jeremy Corbyn step in the shit. But you also can't allow him to be alerted to your attempts to stop him joining ISIS. You let him get a lead on you and then, just before his foot makes contact with the shit, you accelerate and push past him. With a light hop you clear the shit and your manner is indistinguishable from a rude and hurried Londoner with no interest in whether or not he joins ISIS. Steered clear of the shit, Jeremy Corbyn continues on his way. He is unaware that you are on to him. [[Well done. Fall behind and follow him again.|014 Steered(N)]]

You have to take Jeremy Corbyn's phone away. Whatever is on there is bad for him. You grab the lapel of his coat and stumble to the floor. The Labour leader is dragged down with you. You collect yourself and Jeremy Corbyn glances down at your shoe, wrinkles up his face and goes on his way. Soon afterwards you are arrested for aggravated assault and briefly imprisoned. For every day of your incarceration you snap all the newspapers and scan them for word of Jeremy Corbyn, blood running cold. Though there are a lot of column inches given over to his usual struggles he never seems to join ISIS. <center>CONGRATULATIONS YOU STOPPED JEREMY CORBYN FROM JOINING ISIS YOU GAIN A CRIMINAL RECORD AND BAD REPUTATION YOU NEVER AGAIN KNOW TRUE PEACE.</center> <center>[[Try again to stop Jeremy Corbyn from joining ISIS|Start]]</center>

Jeremy Corbyn is still absorbed in his phone. You allow yourself to slow and Jeremy Corbyn is again in the lead. You follow discretely. Jeremy Corbyn doesn't know how close he came to treading in shit and how you stopped him from doing that. You really want to tell him what a good job you did but you can't as he might realise you are trying to stop him from joining ISIS. [[Call your boss instead and tell him how you are doing. |015 Steered(N)]] [[Stop Jeremy Corbyn from joining ISIS by taking away his phone. |Arrested(N)]]

You phone your boss, making sure you don't let Jeremy Corbyn out of your sight. Your boss sounds apprehensive when he picks up the phone. You tell him you have a great story for him today. You've prevented Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn from treading in shit. He reminds you that you are already quite late for work and you've already had two disciplinary hearings this year. [[Your boss is right. You should go to work.|WORK(N)]] [[You need to see this through. Jeremy Corbyn could join ISIS any second. |016 Fate(N)]]

You scroll through your Twitter feed listlessly until you notice that the man is leading Jeremy Corbyn into a ground-floor flat. You'd better take action or for all you know Jeremy Corbyn will end up joining ISIS! [[Stop Jeremy Corbyn from joining ISIS by shoving him into the road.|012 Shove]] [[Stop Jeremy Corbyn from joining ISIS by offering him a fresh cup of tea.|019 Steered(N)(P)]]

You duck in to Pret to buy a tea for Jeremy Corbyn. This will take his mind off of ISIS and get him back in the saddle. The barista recognises you but there's no trouble. You emerge with two large cups of breakfast tea but what's this? Jeremy Corbyn and the man are nowhere to be seen. The teas steam furiously into the November air. You were supposed to be at work an hour ago. [[You'd better get to work.|All right ending 1]]

The trail has gone cold. You abandon your quest to stop Jeremy Corbyn from joining ISIS. You have to go to work. You don't even have time to drink any tea. When you get in your boss calls you in to his office. He does this whenever you are late. You can't wait to tell him how you helped to stop Jeremy Corbyn from joining ISIS. Your boss has a really stern look on his face and you think maybe this time will be different but it melts when you offer him one of the big cups of breakfast tea from Pret. You sit down at his desk and over tea you tell him your story. He asks a lot of questions about the details, some you're not sure on, and by the time you're finished it is nearly break time. Six months later you finally see Jeremy Corbyn again on the front page of the Metro. His eyes are hard. He is executing a journalist. You could have stopped him joining ISIS if you'd really tried. The guilt is yours and yours alone. <CENTER>YOU FAILED TO STOP JEREMY CORBYN FROM JOINING ISIS BUT YOU REMAIN COMFORTABLE AND GAINFULLY EMPLOYED THANKS TO THE BENIGN TOLERANCE OF YOUR PATERNALISTIC BOSS.</center> <center>[[Try again to stop Jeremy Corbyn from joining ISIS|Start]]</center>

You scroll through your Instagram listlessly until you notice that the man is leading Jeremy Corbyn into a ground-floor flat. You'd better take action or for all you know Jeremy Corbyn will end up joining ISIS! [[Stop Jeremy Corbyn from joining ISIS by shoving him into the road.|Shove(Y)]] [[Stop Jeremy Corbyn from joining ISIS by offering him a fresh cup of tea.|023 Kick(Y)(P)]]

You say your piece to Jeremy Corbyn. He looks dazed and doesn't make eye contact. He mumbles about it being a new kind of politics. He gets the lead on you and merges with the crowd. [[Go to work. You're already late.|WORK(N)]]

You scroll through your old text messages listlessly until you notice that the man is leading Jeremy Corbyn into a ground-floor flat. You'd better take action or for all you know Jeremy Corbyn will end up joining ISIS! [[Stop Jeremy Corbyn from joining ISIS by shoving him into the road.|012 Shove]] [[Stop Jeremy Corbyn from joining ISIS by offering him a fresh cup of tea.|019 Steered(J)(P)]]

Embarrassed and close to tears you trudge to work. When you get in the intern tells you that your boss wants to see you in his office. You can't even muster up the strength to go. You sit in the lobby and sob. Your boss soon emerges and comes to you. He looks crestfallen and waits patiently for you to get things together enough to tell him what happened. Together you wash your shoes in the toilets and he takes you back to Pret. You don't want to go at first but he tells you that everything will be fine. When you get to the counter you hang back as he talks to the barista. You don't hear everything that they say but they are definitely talking about you and at some point they are both laughing. They don't laugh in a mean way but a gentle one. Your boss calls you over and the barista apologies and hands over a free cup of breakfast tea. Your boss buys you a sandwich and you both sit at a table. You tell your boss about Jeremy Corbyn and he assures you that you did everything you could. It is six months before you see Jeremy Corbyn again. He is on the front page of the Metro. His eyes are hard. He is executing a journalist. When you get in to the office everybody wants to talk to you. The boss had told them that you tried to stop Jeremy Corbyn the day he went missing. Suddenly everybody wants to hear your Jeremy Corbyn story. You feel on top of the world. <CENTER>YOU FAILED TO STOP JEREMY CORBYN FROM JOINING ISIS BUT AT LEAST PEOPLE KNOW YOU TRIED YOU ALSO KEPT YOUR JOB AND EVERY NOW AND AGAIN THE BARISTA AT PRET GIVES YOU A FREE CUP OF TEA.</center> <center>[[Try again to stop Jeremy Corbyn from joining ISIS|Start]]</center>dit it.

You hurry to the office. You don't even have time to drink any tea. You have a sinking feeling that Jeremy Corbyn went off with that man and joined ISIS. When you get in your boss calls you in to his office. He does this whenever you are late. You need to tell him about your encounter with Jeremy Corbyn. But your boss has a really stern look on his face and you nearly throw up. Your hands are shaking when you offer him one of the big cups of breakfast tea from Pret. His face softens and he pulls up a chair. You sit down at his desk and over tea you tell him your story. He asks a lot of questions about the details, some you're not sure on, and by the time you're finished it is nearly break time. He takes you back to Pret for a sandwich and you feel like a million bucks. In the months to come you put a lot of energy in to reading up on everything Jeremy Corbyn does. Though there are a lot of column inches given over to his usual struggles he never does join ISIS. You know that is was all down to your quick thinking on the walk to work that day. So much could have gone wrong but you kept your wits about you. If you ever see Jeremy Corbyn again you'll be sure to tell him just how close he came to joining ISIS. <CENTER>CONGRATULATIONS YOU STOPPED JEREMY CORBYN FROM JOINING ISIS AND YOU KEPT YOUR JOBLIFE DOESN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS.</center> <center>[[Try again to stop Jeremy Corbyn from joining ISIS|Start]]</center>

You have to take Jeremy Corbyn's phone away. Whatever is on there is bad for him. You grab the lapel of his coat and stumble to the floor. The Labour leader is dragged down with you. You collect yourself and Jeremy Corbyn gives you an acidic look and goes on his way. Soon afterwards you are arrested for aggravated assault and briefly imprisoned. Six months later you finally see Jeremy Corbyn again on the front page of the Metro. His eyes are hard. He is executing a journalist. You could have stopped him joining ISIS if you'd really tried. The guilt is yours and yours alone. <CENTER>YOU FAILED TO STOP JEREMY CORBYN FROM JOINING ISIS AND YOU GAIN A CRIMINAL RECORD AND BAD REPUTATION YOU NEVER AGAIN KNOW TRUE PEACE.</center> [[Try again to stop Jeremy Corbyn from joining ISIS|Start]]

Jeremy Corbyn hasn’t noticed you and walks past. [[Ignore him.|011 Ignore]] [[Follow him. You’d never get over the guilt if he ended up joining ISIS.|003]] [[Shove him in the road.|010 Shove]]

You've cleared his path of shit but you have to take Jeremy Corbyn's phone away. Whatever is on there is bad for him. You grab the lapel of his coat and stumble to the floor. The Labour leader is dragged down with you. You collect yourself and Jeremy Corbyn glances down at your shoe, wrinkles up his face and goes on his way. Soon afterwards you are arrested for aggravated assault and briefly imprisoned. Six months later you finally see Jeremy Corbyn again on the front page of the Metro. His eyes are hard. He is executing a journalist. You could have stopped him joining ISIS if you'd really tried. The guilt is yours and yours alone. <CENTER>YOU FAILED TO STOP JEREMY CORBYN FROM JOINING ISIS AND YOU GAIN A CRIMINAL RECORD AND BAD REPUTATION YOU NEVER AGAIN KNOW TRUE PEACE.</center> <center>[[Try again to stop Jeremy Corbyn from joining ISIS|Start]]</center>

You say your piece to Jeremy Corbyn. He looks dazed and he doesn't make eye contact. He mumbles about it being a new kind of politics. He crosses the road and merges with the crowd. [[Go to work. You're already late.|WORK(J)]]

You abandon your quest to stop Jeremy Corbyn from joining ISIS. You have to go to work. When you get in your boss calls you in to his office. He does this whenever you are late and usually it means it is time to sit down with a cup of tea and tell him one of your stories. You can't wait to tell him how you helped to stop Jeremy Corbyn from joining ISIS. But your boss has a really stern look on his face and you think maybe this time will be different. You enter your boss's office but before you can tell him your story he tells you that you've had enough warnings and he's done all he can and now he wants your resignation. You don't argue and he sends you home early. It is strange to be outside in the morning and not in a hurry to get to work. You try and look for Jeremy Corbyn again but the trail is cold. While you are unemployed you have lots of time to snap up all the newspapers and scan them for word of Jeremy Corbyn, blood running cold. Though there are a lot of column inches given over to his usual struggles he never seems to join ISIS. Where on Earth did you get that idea? <CENTER>CONGRATULATIONS YOU STOPPED JEREMY CORBYN FROM JOINING ISISBUT YOU LOST YOUR JOB YOU'VE USED UP ALL THE CHANCES THAT LIFE OWED YOU.</center> <center>[[Try again to stop Jeremy Corbyn from joining ISIS|Start]]</center>

You ignore Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn and let him get on with his day, unbothered. You go to work, late. When you get in your boss calls you in to his office. He does this whenever you are late and usually it means it is time to sit down with a cup of tea and tell him one of your stories. But your boss has a really stern look on his face and you think maybe this time will be different. You enter your boss's office but before you can tell him your story he tells you that you've had enough warnings and how he doesn’t want to hear any more of your Jeremy Corbyn stories as they never go anywhere and now he wants your resignation. You don't argue and he sends you home early. It is strange to be outside in the morning and not in a hurry to get to work. You try and look for Jeremy Corbyn again but the trail is cold. While you are unemployed you have lots of time to snap up all the newspapers and scan them for word of Jeremy Corbyn, blood running cold. Though there are a lot of column inches given over to his usual struggles he never seems to join ISIS. Where on Earth did you get that idea? <CENTER>CONGRATULATIONS YOU STOPPED JEREMY CORBYN FROM JOINING ISISBUT YOU LOST YOUR JOB THE WORLD HAS ALREADY GIVEN YOU ALL THE CHANCES YOU'RE OWED.</center> <center>[[Try again to stop Jeremy Corbyn from joining ISIS|Start]]</center>

You shove the Labour leader into the road and, just as you intended, he is killed. Crushed by a number 10 bus. A crowd gathers and some offer you congratulations and handshakes. You stare into the lifeless eyes of Jeremy Corbyn and wonder if there might have been a better way to stop him joining ISIS. The sirens grow louder as the gravity of what you’ve done starts to build in your breast. You're definitely going to be late for work now. <center>CONGRATULATIONS YOU STOPPED JEREMY CORBYN FROM JOINING ISIS BUT AT A TERRIBLE COST.</center> <center>[[Try again to stop Jeremy Corbyn from joining ISIS|Start]]</center>

You muster all your strength to shove the Labour leader into the road where he will surely be kiled. He stumbles over the kerb but the road is clear. Jeremy Corbyn is not impressed with your conduct and yells something about a new kind of politics. An angry crowd gathers to tell you how rubbish you are and you go to prison. A disciplinary hearing is held for you in absentia at work. You are fired for being late and for attempting to murder Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn. A few months into your sentence you are in the common room and the front page of the Metro grabs your attention. It features Jeremy Corbyn in one of those ISIS propaganda videos beheading a frightened journalist. They were always so shoddy to him. You realise now that only you could have stopped Jeremy Corbyn from joining ISIS. But how? You die in prison. <CENTER>YOU FAILED TO STOP JEREMY CORBYN FROM JOINING ISIS</center> <center>[[Try again to stop Jeremy Corbyn from joining ISIS|Start]]</center>

You hustle ahead of Jeremy Corbyn through the crowd, careful to remain unseen, and with one swift swing you punt the mammoth turd against the side of a passing ambulance. It makes an audible thud. Thanks to your quick thinking, Jeremy Corbyn will not have a shoe caked in excrement because you do. [[Call your boss. Tell him about your act of heroism.|021 Kick(Y)]] [[You’ve only scratched the surface. Go for Jeremy Corbyn’s phone and get to the bottom of this.|Arrested(Y)]]

You ring the office and excitedly tell your boss about kicking that shit against the side of an ambulance. The details are lost by a poor connection but your boss tells you to come in immediately. [[Go to work. Your boss clearly wants to hear all about your exciting morning.|WORK(Y)]] [[Stay close to Jeremy. He needs you more.|022 Fate(Y)]]

Jeremy Corbyn doen't join ISIS You are fired When you get in your boss calls you in to your office. He does this whenever you are late and usually it means it is time to sit down with a cup of tea and tell him one of your stories. You can't wait to tell him how you helped to stop Jeremy Corbyn from joining ISIS. But your boss has a really stern look on his face and you think maybe this time will be different. You enter your boss's office but before you can tell him your story he tells you that you've had enough warnings and he's done all he can and now he wants your resignation. You don't argue and he sends you home early. It is strange to be outside in the morning and not in a hurry to get to work. You try and look for Jeremy Corbyn again but the trail is cold. While you are unemployed you have lots of time to snap up all the newspapers and scan them for word of Jeremy Corbyn, blood running cold. Though there are a lot of column inches given over to his usual struggles he never seems to join ISIS. Where on Earth did you get that idea? <CENTER>YCONGRATULATIONS YOU STOPPED JEREMY CORBYN FROM JOINING ISIS AND YOU LOST YOUR JOB A WORLD WHERE JEREMY CORBYN HAS JOINED ISIS IS NO PLACE TO BE UNEMPLOYED, SUNSHINE</center> <center>[[Try again to stop Jeremy Corbyn from joining ISIS|Start]]</center>

You duck in to Pret to buy a tea for Jeremy Corbyn. This will take his mind off of ISIS and get him back in the saddle. When you get to the counter barista tells you that you've trodden shit all across the tiled floor. You turn and see the other customers flaring their nostrils and shaking their heads. You begin to sweat profusely and try to tell the barista about Jeremy Corbyn and the ISIS man but she yells that she's sick of hearing your stories about the Labour leader that don't go anywhere. You leave Pret empty-handed. Jeremy Corbyn and the ISIS man have disappeared. You were supposed to be at work an hour ago. [[You'd better get to work.|All right ending 3]]

You muster all your strength to shove the Labour leader into the road where he will surely be killed. He stumbles over the kerb but the road is clear. Jeremy Corbyn is not impressed with your conduct and yells something about a new kind of politics. He goes inside the ground floor flat with the man. An angry crowd gathers to tell you how rubbish you are and you go to prison. A disciplinary hearing is held for you in absentia at work. You are fired for being late and for attempting to murder Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn. A few months into your sentence you are in the common room and the front page of the Metro grabs your attention. It features Jeremy Corbyn in one of those ISIS propaganda videos beheading a frightened journalist. They were always so shoddy to him. You realise now that only you could have stopped Jeremy Corbyn from joining ISIS. But how? You die in prison. <CENTER>YOU FAILED TO STOP JEREMY CORBYN FROM JOINING ISIS</center> <center>[[Try again to stop Jeremy Corbyn from joining ISIS|Start]]</center>

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