The elk start to move. But then Buck the fucker butt fucks you with his horns. But then you grab a tree branch and poke it in the eye and yell for your pet cougar to come help. [[I am a cavewoman!|cavewoman]]\n\n

You run away from the elks and are able to escape through a secret tunnel into the depths of the cave canyon that glows and smells like elk poop.

They start to move, but then get scared by having you surround them and they start to make noises at you.\n\n[[I am a cavewoman!|cavewoman]]

Once upon a time you went on a hike and got blocked by some elk!\n\nYou start making [[monkey sounds|monkey]] to scare the elk and you start runnning at them while you do it!\n\nYou [[sneak|sneak]] around them, which takes longer.\n\n

Redwoods elk riot

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