your entire body freezes and you can't focus on anything anymore\n\nthere are words being said and all you can feel is the instantaneous nausea in the pit of your stomach rising up to your throat and his hand is so horribly warm on your leg and his fucking thumb is stroking your thigh with a terrifying level of intimacy that you don't fucking waNT\n\n[[STOP|Stop]]

your nerves jitter again, more out of excitement than fear this time. you introduce yourself and you look around the restaurant and as you look at the menu you have a tiny panic attack as you wonder how you're going to be able to afford anything on the menu that isn't a single drink or an appetizer\n\ngod damn this is the nicest place you've ever been in hoooo wee let's [[talk|Talk]] about games huh

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it is so overwhelmingly fun but holy living fuck is it scary and your little autistic brain feels like it's going to explode because how are you supposed to balance all of these things? how can you pay attention to the big loud music blasting everywhere and the LIGHTS WOW THE LIGHTS and the free tshirt you got rubbing against your skin\n\nit's a lot to manage\n\n[[return|Begin]]

hand trauma, violence, men being assholes\n\n[[back|Start]]

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!!! THERE IS A FRIEND TEXTING YOU [[RIGHT NOW|Text]]

@@color:#FF3399;but not too nice because god knows you can't show off your awesome tits unless you want people to simultaneously leer at them and disparage you@@\n\n[[return|Mahou]]

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you're a bubbly excited thing and you're at [[THE BIG VIDEO GAME CONVENTION|Convention]] and wow holy hell this could be a big deal for you\n\nmaybe you will make a [[friend|Friend]]

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hey\n\nthis is my video game and i'm going to tell you [[what i wish happened|Wish]]

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time flies by and everything is going well and holy shit you think these people might like you, they might think you're cool? how did you trick them into thinking this? you're not sure but fuck it let's just keep rolling\n\nyou have a big smile on your face and you feel wonderful and in the middle of a cool new acquaintance telling a story you feel a hand on your thigh under the table\n\n[[what|What]]

MY KINDNESS IS NOT AN INVITATION FOR YOU TO TOUCH ME

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heck yeah you are going to [[socialize|Social]] the hell out of these people. be so damn charming they won't know what hit em\n\nwhat wow okay it's time to [[leave|Go]] already!

you even put on a pretty shade of lipstick called "Sociable" just for good luck\n\n[[return|Dinner]]

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ah yes this is a cool friend. he is also a video game enthusiast and he's pretty smart! he talks about sexism in games a bit which always makes you feel better and he's even got some [[social anxiety|Anxiety]] too.\n\nhe wants to know if you want to go to dinner with him and some other cool video game people! [[HELL YEAH VIDEO GAME PEOPLE|Dinner]]

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@@color:#FF3399;somewhere distantly you can hear him shrieking at his mangled fucking idiot fingers and it sends a euphoric shiver down your spine as goosebumps rise on your arms\n\nyour anger is building stronger and stronger you are almost dizzy with power\n\n[[transform|Transform]]@@

the walk is cold and the wind is biting at your nose and cheeks but you're too happy to let the weather get you down\n\nthe company is nice and he talks to you about his own social difficulties and you feel so much better and you [[relax|Mistake]]\n\nyou're at the restaurant WOW THERE ARE PEOPLE HERE AND THEY MADE A GAME THAT'S AMAZING [[LET'S SIT DOWN|Sit]]

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