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After shifting some of the piles around from the sink to what little counter space remains, you find the dish soap lying in the bottom of the sink. Most of the soap has leaked out but it looks like there's enough left to finish the dishes. [[You set the soap behind the faucet and then tackle the dishes.|stacking dishes]]\n
You get out the mop and fill a bucket with warm, soapy water, then begin mopping. Half an hour later and several passes across the kitchen floor, you are satisfied and ready to move on to another task.\n\n*[[The laundry|bedroom]]\n*[[the living room]]
You lug the garbage bag out through the back door and put it in the garbage bin. Unfortunately, you've left a trail of trash behind you as the bag's contents leaked out along your path. After pondering the mess for a bit, you go back and pick up the remainders and carry them out to the garbage bin as well, then [[return to the kitchen.|Back to Dishes]]\n\n
You decide to approach the intimidating pile of dirty dishes sitting in your sink and on the counters around it.\n\n* [[Stack the dishes|Stacking Dishes]]\n* [[Look for the dish soap|Looking for Soap]]\n\n
Written for #DULLJAM and #onegameamonth, and dedicated with affection to @handler, whose home is nothing like this and whose patience with my working on this (and occasional cursing at it) is much appreciated.
\nYou examine the dishes, considering how to stack them into some semblence of order before you begin washing them, but you realize before long that you need to take the garbage out first. Various food cartons and other remnants of past hurried meals are deposited amongst the dishes, and you have no hope of organizing any of this without disposing of the detritus first.\n\n*[[Take out the garbage|Taking Out the Garbage]]\n\nOr leave the dishes for later and work on another task:\n* [[Do the laundry|The bedroom]]\n* [[Vacuum the living room|The living room]]\n
You arrive home after a long and tiring day, only to realize that there is a long and tiring pile of household chores ahead of you.\n\nDo you:\n\n# [[Wash the dishes|The Kitchen]]\n# [[Do the laundry|The bedroom]]\n# [[Vacuum the living room|The living room]]\n
You gradually make your way through the heaping piles, rinsing and stacking dishes in the dishwasher and sink, throwing out the ancient food containers and other detritus, signs of a life preoccupied with things other than household chores.\n\nAfter an hour or so of this, you look around and realize that the kitchen is looking much improved now, though the floor could still use some love.\n\nYou can finish up in here by [[cleaning the kitchen floor|Mopping]] or leave it for another time and focus on another task in either [[the bedroom]] or [[the living room]].\n
You place the ripped bag inside another bag and carry it out to the garbage bin, then return and place a new one inside the trash can. Now you can return to [[the dishes|Back to Dishes]]\n
You start a load of laundry, feeling regret that you didn't start it sooner. Oh well, at least you'll have some clean clothes. You're too tired to stay up and transfer this load into the dryer, but you can do that in the morning. You head off to bed, contemplating tomorrow's dinner party plans as you drift off to sleep despite the lingering anxiety.\n\nTHE END.
You gradually make your way through the heaping piles, rinsing and stacking dishes in the dishwasher and sink, throwing out the ancient food containers and other detritus, signs of a life preoccupied with things other than household chores.\n\nAfter an hour or so of this, you look around and realize that the kitchen is looking much improved now, though the floor could still use some love.\n\nYou can finish up in here by [[cleaning the kitchen floor|mopping]] or leave it for another time and focus on the[[living room]].\n
The bedroom floor is barely visible under the piles of books and dirty clothes scattered everywhere. Best to start by gathering up the clothes and putting them in the washing machine. Unfortunately it's a bit too late to get it all done, but you can at least get a load started.\n\n[[Begin picking up the dirty laundry|A load of laundry]]\n\nOr you could put it off another day (maybe you still have some spare socks and underwear hiding in the laundry basket or the dryer) and [[get some rest instead]].\n
\nYou examine the dishes, considering how to stack them into some semblence of order before you begin washing them, but you realize before long that you need to take the garbage out first. Various food cartons and other remnants of past hurried meals are deposited amongst the dishes, and you have no hope of organizing any of this without disposing of the detritus first.\n\n*[[Take out the garbage|Taking out the garbage]]\n\nOr leave the dishes for later and work on another task:\n* [[Do the laundry|The bedroom]]\n* [[Vacuum the living room|the living room]]\n
You examine the kitchen with a sigh. There are telltale signs of several days of neglect. The sink and counters are piled high with dirty dishes and empty food containers, the garbage is nearly overflowing and the floor is slightly sticky and scattered with crumbs.\n\n[[Wash the dishes|Dish washing]]\n\nIf you're discouraged by the kitchen, you can work on another task:\n* [[Do the laundry|The bedroom]]\n* [[Vacuum the living room|The living room]]\n
The dirty laundry is scattered among a few piles on the floor in no particular order. You begin to pick it up and sort it into delicates and non-whites. When this is done, you take the delicates and place them in the washing machine and start it.\n\nNow that the laundry is started, you can start on another task:\n\n*[[Wash the dishes|kitchen]]\n*[[Vacuum|living room]]\n
The bedroom floor is barely visible under the piles of books and dirty clothes scattered everywhere. Best to start by gathering up the clothes and putting them in the washing machine.\n\n[[Begin picking up the dirty laundry|Laundry]]\n\nOr you could put it off another day (maybe you still have some spare socks and underwear hiding in the laundry basket or the dryer) and begin on the living room or the kitchen instead:\n* [[Wash the dishes|The Kitchen]]\n* [[Vacuum the living room|The living room]]\n
\nYou begin by picking up the clutter, putting away the assorted miscellany piled up on the coffee table, throwing away bits of trash (empty bags of microwave popcorn and picking up assorted dishes and glasses and placing them in the dishwasher. \n\nOnce you're satisfied with the decluttering, you drag the ancient vacuum out of the hall closet and start to vacuum the living room floor, only to realize that the filter is clogged. Ugh. You pull the filter out and there's a massive dust bunny blocking it. Making a face, you pull it out and throw it in the trash, then wash your hands for good measure. \n\nYou resume vacuuming and gradually the floor starts to look better. It is with a sense of satisfaction that you put the vacuum away and consider the remaining tasks.\n\n*[[Wash the dishes|the kitchen]]\n*[[Do the laundry|The bedroom]]\n
You grab your keys and your wallet and head out to the corner store, a tiny overpriced grocery store a block down from your apartment. Halfway there, you realize that you left your phone behind at home. You pause a moment to consider but decide it's not worth the extra time to go back for it. You can check for messages when you get back, after all.\n\nFortunately the corner store is still open and has some (slightly overpriced) trash bags. You purchase them and [[return home.|The garbage]]\n\n
You gradually make your way through the heaping piles, rinsing and stacking dishes in the dishwasher and sink, throwing out the ancient food containers and other detritus, signs of a life preoccupied with things other than household chores.\n\nAfter an hour or so of this, you look around and realize that the kitchen is looking much improved now, though the floor could still use some love.\n\nYou can finish up in here by [[cleaning the kitchen floor|the mopping]] or leave it for another time and focus on another task in either the [[bedroom]] or [[the living room]].\n
You set the groaning bag down and go to the cupboard to get out an empty one. The box of garbage bags is nearly empty, though; if you use one to enclose the other, you won't have a bag to replace it in the garbage can.\n\n* [[Save the garbage bag for the can|The broken bag]]\n* [[Go to the corner store and buy more garbage bags|The corner store]]\n\nOr leave the garbage (and the dishes) for later and work on another task:\n* [[Do the laundry|The bedroom]] \n* [[Vacuum the living room|The living room]]\n
You place the ripped bag inside another bag and carry it out to the garbage bin, then return and place a new one inside the trash can. Now you can return to [[the dishes|Back to dishes]]\n
\nHousehold Chores
\nYou begin by picking up the clutter, putting away the assorted miscellany piled up on the coffee table, throwing away bits of trash (empty bags of microwave popcorn and picking up assorted dishes and glasses and placing them in the dishwasher. \n\nOnce you're satisfied with the decluttering, you drag the ancient vacuum out of the hall closet and start to vacuum the living room floor, only to realize that the filter is clogged. Ugh. You pull the filter out and there's a massive dust bunny blocking it. Making a face, you pull it out and throw it in the trash, then wash your hands for good measure. \n\nYou resume vacuuming and gradually the floor starts to look better. It is with a sense of satisfaction that you put the vacuum away.\n\n[[You can't believe you're finally finished.|YOU WIN]]\n\n\n
The living room isn't too bad; a little cluttered perhaps, and some detritus left over from late night snacks in front of the TV that need picking up, but mostly it needs a good vacuuming.\n\n[[Get out the vacuum|vacuuming]]\n\nOr you can leave this and tackle [[the dishes|kitchen]].\n\n
The dirty laundry is scattered among a few piles on the floor in no particular order. You begin to pick it up and sort it into delicates and non-whites. When this is done, you take the delicates and place them in the washing machine and start it.\n\nNow that the laundry is started, you can start on [[the living room|The Living Room]]\n
\nThe kitchen, bedroom and living room is all clean. You can have your friends over for dinner tomorrow night without worrying about the mess; now you just have to figure out what's for dinner tomorrow night...\n\n<html><h1>You win!</h1></html>\n
You lug the garbage bag out through the back door and put it in the garbage bin. Unfortunately, you've left a trail of trash behind you as the bag's contents leaked out along your path. After pondering the mess for a bit, you go back and pick up the remainders and carry them out to the garbage bin as well, then [[return to the kitchen.|Back to dishes]]\n\n\n
\nYou go to bed, glad that you got at least some of your tasks done, though feeling a bit anxious about still having a cluttered bedroom. Hopefully none of your friends will notice, and probably you have enough clean clothes left for one more day.\n\nTHE END
The bedroom floor is barely visible under the piles of books and dirty clothes scattered everywhere. Best to start by gathering up the clothes and putting them in the washing machine.\n\n[[Begin picking up the dirty laundry|laundry]]\n\nOr you could put it off another day (maybe you still have some spare socks and underwear hiding in the laundry basket or the dryer) and begin on [[the living room]] instead.\n\n
After shifting some of the piles around from the sink to what little counter space remains, you find the dish soap lying in the bottom of the sink. Most of the soap has leaked out but it looks like there's enough left to finish the dishes. [[You set the soap behind the faucet and then tackle the dishes.|Stacking dishes]]\n
\nYou begin by picking up the clutter, putting away the assorted miscellany piled up on the coffee table, throwing away bits of trash (empty bags of microwave popcorn and picking up assorted dishes and glasses and placing them in the dishwasher. \n\nOnce you're satisfied with the decluttering, you drag the ancient vacuum out of the hall closet and start to vacuum the living room floor, only to realize that the filter is clogged. Ugh. You pull the filter out and there's a massive dust bunny blocking it. Making a face, you pull it out and throw it in the trash, then wash your hands for good measure. \n\nYou resume vacuuming and gradually the floor starts to look better. It is with a sense of satisfaction that you put the vacuum away and consider tackling the [[kitchen]] next.\n\n\n
\nYou examine the dishes, considering how to stack them into some semblence of order before you begin washing them, but you realize before long that you need to take the garbage out first. Various food cartons and other remnants of past hurried meals are deposited amongst the dishes, and you have no hope of organizing any of this without disposing of the detritus first.\n\n*[[Take out the garbage|taking out the garbage]]\n\nOr leave the dishes for later and work on [[vacuuming|living room]].\n
You decide to approach the intimidating pile of dirty dishes sitting in your sink and on the counters around it.\n\n* [[Stack the dishes|stacking dishes]]\n* [[Look for the dish soap|looking for soap]]\n\n
You set the groaning bag down and go to the cupboard to get out an empty one. The box of garbage bags is nearly empty, though; if you use one to enclose the other, you won't have a bag to replace it in the garbage can.\n\n* [[Save the garbage bag for the can|the broken bag]]\n* [[Go to the corner store and buy more garbage bags|the corner store]]\n\nOr leave the garbage (and the dishes) for later and work on [[vacuuming|living room]].\n
The living room isn't too bad; a little cluttered perhaps, and some detritus left over from late night snacks in front of the TV that need picking up, but mostly it needs a good vacuuming.\n\n[[Get out the vacuum|Vacuuming]]\n\nOr you can leave this and tackle one of the more challenging and time-consuming tasks:\n* [[Wash the dishes|The Kitchen]]\n* [[Do the laundry|The bedroom]]\n\n
You place the ripped bag inside another bag and carry it out to the garbage bin, then return and place a new one inside the trash can. Now you can return to [[the dishes|back to dishes]]\n
You pull the overstuffed garbage bag out of the garbage can, nearly ripping it in the process. As you lift the unwieldy thing, a hole rips in the side, spilling some of the contents.\n\n[[Get another garbage bag|Another garbage bag]]\n[[Carry the garbage out anyway|The broken bag]]\n\n
You get out the mop and fill a bucket with warm, soapy water, then begin mopping. Half an hour later and several passes across the kitchen floor, you are satisfied and ready to move on to another task.\n\n*[[The laundry|the bedroom]]\n*[[the living room]]
You grab your keys and your wallet and head out to the corner store, a tiny overpriced grocery store a block down from your apartment. Halfway there, you realize that you left your phone behind at home. You pause a moment to consider but decide it's not worth the extra time to go back for it. You can check for messages when you get back, after all.\n\nFortunately the corner store is still open and has some (slightly overpriced) trash bags. You purchase them and [[return home.|the garbage]]\n\n
You examine the kitchen with a sigh. There are telltale signs of several days of neglect. The sink and counters are piled high with dirty dishes and empty food containers, the garbage is nearly overflowing and the floor is slightly sticky and scattered with crumbs.\n\n[[Wash the dishes|dish washing]]\n\nIf you're discouraged by the kitchen, you can work on [[vacuuming|living room]] instead.\n
You examine the kitchen with a sigh. There are telltale signs of several days of neglect. The sink and counters are piled high with dirty dishes and empty food containers, the garbage is nearly overflowing and the floor is slightly sticky and scattered with crumbs.\n\n[[Wash the dishes|Dish Washing]]\n\nIf you're discouraged by the kitchen, you can work on another task:\n* [[Do the laundry|The bedroom]]\n* [[Vacuum the living room|The living room]]\n
You lug the garbage bag out through the back door and put it in the garbage bin. Unfortunately, you've left a trail of trash behind you as the bag's contents leaked out along your path. After pondering the mess for a bit, you go back and pick up the remainders and carry them out to the garbage bin as well, then [[return to the kitchen.|back to dishes]]\n
After shifting some of the piles around from the sink to what little counter space remains, you find the dish soap lying in the bottom of the sink. Most of the soap has leaked out but it looks like there's enough left to finish the dishes. [[You set the soap behind the faucet and then tackle the dishes.|Stacking Dishes]]\n
The living room isn't too bad; a little cluttered perhaps, and some detritus left over from late night snacks in front of the TV that need picking up, but mostly it needs a good vacuuming.\n\n[[Get out the vacuum|The Vacuuming]]\n\n\n
You pull the overstuffed garbage bag out of the garbage can, nearly ripping it in the process. As you lift the unwieldy thing, a hole rips in the side, spilling some of the contents.\n\n[[Get another garbage bag|another garbage bag]]\n[[Carry the garbage out anyway|the broken bag]]\n
You grab your keys and your wallet and head out to the corner store, a tiny overpriced grocery store a block down from your apartment. Halfway there, you realize that you left your phone behind at home. You pause a moment to consider but decide it's not worth the extra time to go back for it. You can check for messages when you get back, after all.\n\nFortunately the corner store is still open and has some (slightly overpriced) trash bags. You purchase them and [[return home.|The Garbage]]\n\n
You decide to approach the intimidating pile of dirty dishes sitting in your sink and on the counters around it.\n\n* [[Stack the dishes|Stacking dishes]]\n* [[Look for the dish soap|Looking for soap]]\n\n
You set the groaning bag down and go to the cupboard to get out an empty one. The box of garbage bags is nearly empty, though; if you use one to enclose the other, you won't have a bag to replace it in the garbage can.\n\n* [[Save the garbage bag for the can|The Broken Bag]]\n* [[Go to the corner store and buy more garbage bags|The Corner Store]]\n\nOr leave the garbage (and the dishes) for later and work on another task:\n* [[Do the laundry|the bedroom]] \n* [[Vacuum the living room|the living room]]\n
The living room isn't too bad; a little cluttered perhaps, and some detritus left over from late night snacks in front of the TV that need picking up, but mostly it needs a good vacuuming.\n\n[[Get out the vacuum|the vacuuming]]\n\nOr you can leave this and tackle the [[bedroom]].
You get out the mop and fill a bucket with warm, soapy water, then begin mopping. Half an hour later and several passes across the kitchen floor, you are satisfied and ready to move on to the next task, [[the vacuuming|The Living Room]].\n
You pull the overstuffed garbage bag out of the garbage can, nearly ripping it in the process. As you lift the unwieldy thing, a hole rips in the side, spilling some of the contents.\n\n[[Get another garbage bag|Another Garbage Bag]]\n[[Carry the garbage out anyway|The Broken Bag]]\n\n
\nby Kanane L. Jones
\nYou begin by picking up the clutter, putting away the assorted miscellany piled up on the coffee table, throwing away bits of trash (empty bags of microwave popcorn and picking up assorted dishes and glasses and placing them in the dishwasher. \n\nOnce you're satisfied with the decluttering, you drag the ancient vacuum out of the hall closet and start to vacuum the living room floor, only to realize that the filter is clogged. Ugh. You pull the filter out and there's a massive dust bunny blocking it. Making a face, you pull it out and throw it in the trash, then wash your hands for good measure. \n\nYou resume vacuuming and gradually the floor starts to look better. It is with a sense of satisfaction that you put the vacuum away and consider the final task, the [[bedroom]].\n