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Its 6pm. You have a 6 page paper due at midnight. But you just love wasting time. Its time to procrastinate. What are you going to do????\n[[I'm actually hungry. Dinner time]]\n[[Video games!!!!]]
You get the paper done. Just in time. Decent job..\n\nGrade: B
You push through and FINISH the paper! AGAINST THE ODDS! \n\nCongratulations!
Fell asleep until 11:50pm! Bad news...\n\nGrade: F
It was tough, but you got it done. But it was bad. Real bad!\n\nGrade: D
You get it done. But not a great paper. Good luck next time!\n\nGrade: C
Good work! The break worked! Ended up writing a good paper. \n\nGrade: A-
You end up fixing it and playing nonstop... until 9:30pm\n\n[[OK. Time to work.]]\n[[Ill play just one more round, then write the paper]]
You've gotten one page done! Good work! Its 7pm now. But youre exhausted. What now?\n\n[[Ok, NOW Im hungry]]\n[[I need some caffeine. Maybe then I can finish this paper]]
You got a good 4 hours to write the paper. Good work! Youre fully rested, and fully motivated. That was easy, wasnt it?\n\nGrade: A
Welcome to procrastination 101!\n\n[[BEGIN]]
You do your best to write the paper. But then you get really tired. What now..\n\n[[MORE CAFFEINE!]]\n[[WRITE WRITE WRITE!!]]
YOU GET IT DONE! BUT... you pass out at 11:45. YOU MISSED THE DEADLINE. Dont stress too much!\n\nGrade: F
Stomach ache! This day is just going bad!\n\n[[Push through. Write the paper!!]]\n[[Take a nap first]]\n[[5 hour energy!!]]
Oh no! The computer froze! What to do? \n\n[[Fix the computer and play a bit]]\n[[Start writing the paper first instead]]
Good meal. What now?\n\n[[Rest first, get some ice cream, and then start writing]]\n[[Paper time..]]
Uhoh... 1 more round became 20. Good luck with everything, youre going to need it!!\n\nGrade: F
FOOD COMA! What to do?\n\n[[KEEP WRITING. I CAN DO THIS]]\n[[Im so done. Let me take a 30 minute break first]]\n
Super hyper! You get it done. What a surprise... \n\nGrade: B+