<h3>[[i love gardening !!!->Do you love gardening?]]</h3>
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Do you love gardening too?!
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What. Do you love gardening? <img src="http://49.media.tumblr.com/a80317ce9f00f401aacaca558c1e6773/tumblr_nyae2ppa081umhjpoo1_75sq.gif">
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Wow !!! Me too! What are ya gonna garden today?
[[grapes->great choice grapes]] [[chili peppers->great choice chilis]] [[watermelon->great choice watermelon]]
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You love gardening.
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you. love. gardening. <img src="http://49.media.tumblr.com/a80317ce9f00f401aacaca558c1e6773/tumblr_nyae2ppa081umhjpoo1_75sq.gif">
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Grapes make really great snacks. I’m so glad you chose to grow some! I’ll give you some gardening tips so you have a great harvest.
[[Plant starter vine->grapes 1]]
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Oh yeah watermelon is so delicious.
A great summer treat! They take a while to grow tho.
We’ll have to be patient.
[[Plant the seeds->watermelon 1]]
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Wow. Chilis have a rather intimate growing process. Not for the novice gardener. I admire your choice. I’ll give you some gardening tips so you have a great harvest.
[[Plant the seeds->chilis 1]]
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Wow. You’ve got a lovely bunch now.
They should flower soon.
[[water->chilis 5]] [[let rest in the sun->chilis 5]] [[fertilize->chilis 5]]
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Look they’re growing. Careful not to disturb them.
[[water->chilis 4]] [[let rest in the sun->chilis 4]] [[fertilize->chilis 4]]
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Be careful not to touch your plants after they seed. Young chili plants are very very delicate.
[[water->chilis 3]] [[let rest in the sun->chilis 3]] [[fertilize->chilis 3]]
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Chilis have to be picked at just the right time after flowering. Watch that color to know when! We’re growing bright red chilis.
[[water->chilis 2]] [[let rest in the sun->chilis 2]] [[fertilize->chilis 2]]
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Look you have some chilis now.
They’re still pretty small, and their middles haven’t seemed to fill out yet.
[[water->chilis 7]] [[let rest in the sun->chilis 7]] [[harvest->chilis bad harvest]]
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They’re so beautiful! It looks like you didn’t use too much fertilizer after all. Too much and you’ll have all leaves and no fruit.
[[water->chilis 6]] [[let rest in the sun->chilis 6]] [[fertilize->chilis 6]]
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Wow they’ve really ripened a lot.
What a robust green color.
[[water->chilis 8]] [[let rest in the sun->chilis 8]] [[harvest->chilis bad harvest]]
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Oh look, they have a beautiful red hue to them now
[[water->chilis 9]] [[let rest in the sun->chilis 9]] [[harvest->chilis good harvest]]
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Your chilis are now have a lovely deep violent tint.
[[harvest->chilis bad harvest]]
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Chili harvesting is very special with this breed.
Coax the chili out by slowly twisting the fruit. This should loosen it from it’s base on one of your pores.
[[continue harvest->chilis good harvest 1]]
Once free, the chili should pull forth easily from your face. Make sure to bring the chili to full extension so that the full vine is revealed and free from your sinuses.
[[continue harvest->chilis good harvest 2]]
After this, simply cut off the vine from your face. If done correctly there should be minimal scarring!
[[continue harvest->chilis good harvest 3]]
Clean each chili grently with a damp towel so it’s free from your facial oils and its ready to use. These chilis are best served mixed in a soup, entree, or other dish of choice!
[[continue harvest->chilis good harvest 4]]
Did they turn out well?!
[[*chomp* *chomp* *chomp*->chilis good ending]]
Chili harvesting is very special with this breed.
Coax the chili out by slowly twisting the fruit. This should loosen it from it’s base on one of your pores.
[[continue harvest->chilis bad harvest 1]]
Once free, the chili should pull forth easily from your face. Make sure to bring the chili to full extension so that the full vine is revealed and free from your sinuses.
[[continue harvest->chilis bad harvest 2]]
After this, simply cut off the vine from your face. If done correctly there should be minimal scarring!
[[continue harvest->chilis bad harvest 3]]
Clean each chili grently with a damp towel so it’s free from your facial oils and its ready to use. These chilis are best served mixed in a soup, entree, or other dish of choice!
[[continue harvest->chilis bad harvest 4]]
Did they turn out well?!
[[*chomp* *chomp* *chomp*->chilis bad ending]]
Grapes take many years to grow and fruit, luckily I had this spare starter vine for you. Make sure to give your grapes lots of sun and to prune back dead vines!
(set: $prune to 0)
[[water->grapes 2]] [[let rest in the sun->grapes 2]] [prune]<setter-link|(click: ?setter-link)[(set: $prune to $prune + 1)(goto: "grapes 2")]
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Your arm is looking pretty heavy with fruit.
I think it’s almost time to harvest!
[[water->grapes 4]] [[let rest in the sun->grapes 4]] [prune]<setter-link|(click: ?setter-link)[(set: $prune to $prune + 1)(goto: "grapes 4")]
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Woah. Your grapes are growing very fast.
They’re already budding.
[[water->grapes 3]] [[let rest in the sun->grapes 3]] [prune]<setter-link|(click: ?setter-link)[(set: $prune to $prune + 1)(goto: "grapes 3")]
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[[Let’s pick these suckers!->grape harvest]]
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Harvesting grapes is relatively easy. Just pinch the grape bunch from the base and tug. They should pop right off from their attachment point on the skin.
[[continue harvest->grape harvest 1]]
The problem is if you have some ingrown fruits.
[[continue harvest->grape harvest 2]]
These can be problematic if left untreated and allowed to fester and rot. The best way to deal with these is to take a clean knife to the fruit bulging from the arm and slice a cut at the length of its base.
[[continue harvest->grape harvest 3]]
At this point any resolved pus or fluid should drain from the wound, and your grape will easily dislodge.
These grapes should NOT BE CONSUMED.
[[continue harvest->grape harvest 4]]
It seems like you had a very strong harvest.
How’d the fruit turn out?
[[*chomp* *chomp* *chomp*->grape ending]]
Watermelons seeds are best planted 1inch into their bed. Keep warm, for best results.
(set: $watering to 0)
[water]<setter-link|(click: ?setter-link)[(set: $watering to $watering + 1)(goto: "watermelon 2")] [[let rest in the sun->watermelon 2]]
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Wow. It’s sprouting! Look at those beautiful tendrils.
[water]<setter-link|(click: ?setter-link)[(set: $watering to $watering + 1)(goto: "watermelon 3")] [[let rest in the sun->watermelon 3]]
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It looks like your melon is developing well.
The roots are coursing through
the seed bed rather nicely.
[water]<setter-link|(click: ?setter-link)[(set: $watering to $watering + 1)(goto: "watermelon 4")] [[let rest in the sun->watermelon 4]]
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Watch out for pesky beetles! They can really do a number on your growing fruit. It really shouldn’t be a problem in your case tho.
[water]<setter-link|(click: ?setter-link)[(set: $watering to $watering + 1)(goto: "watermelon 5")] [[let rest in the sun->watermelon 5]]
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Once the melon germinates it doesn’t need much water. Watermelons have deep roots, so they should be able to pick up on the fluids of their bed.
[water]<setter-link|(click: ?setter-link)[(set: $watering to $watering + 1)(goto: "watermelon 6")] [[let rest in the sun->watermelon 6]]
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Your melon is growing so large.
What a lovely green color.
[water]<setter-link|(click: ?setter-link)[(set: $watering to $watering + 1)(goto: "watermelon 7")] [[let rest in the sun->watermelon 7]]
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It looks like your watermelon is ready for harvest!
[[Let’s do it!->watermelon harvest]]
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First you’ll have to find where the skin is thinnest. This is easy to do, as usually this is the area where there is the most translucence.
[[continue harvest->watermelon harvest 1]]
Once you’ve found the best area, with a paring knife, score through the skin just to the watermelon itself. It is best to do this in a single clean motion.
[[continue harvest->watermelon harvest 2]]
If done properly, the melon should rather easily slip itself out of the leg and it’s protective tissues. If your melon needs some help, just apply gentle pressure to either side of the leg and ease the melon out.
[[continue harvest->watermelon harvest 3]]
Use caution as you don’t want the melon to pull too many blood vessels with it.
[[continue harvest->watermelon harvest 4]]
Your melon will be rather warm to the touch. Dislodge all blood vessels from your melon, put it on ice, chill, and serve. Make sure to wipe off any excess blood first!
[[continue harvest->watermelon harvest 5]]
While you wait for your watermelon to chill, I would recommend exhuming any excess vines you may find still buried in your leg.
[[continue harvest->watermelon harvest 6]]
For easy removal, find the attach point base which is usually located near the head of the tibia just below the knee joints.
[[continue harvest->watermelon harvest 7]]
So. How did it turn out?!
[[*chomp* *chomp* *chomp*->watermelon ending]]
Exposure to direct air should make the vine fillings very brittle, scraping them off of your bone and surrounding flesh with a finger should do the trick.
[[continue harvest->watermelon harvest 8]]
{
(if: $watering is 1)[Wow, your watermelon is so sweet and delicious. Looks like it was worth all that hard work! (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)]
(if: $watering is 2)[Wow, your watermelon is so sweet and delicious. Looks like it was worth all that hard work! (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)]
(if: $watering is 3)[Wow, your watermelon is so sweet and delicious. Looks like it was worth all that hard work! (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)]
(if: $watering is 0)[Oof, seems like it didn't turn out that good. <br>Sorry dude. ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭]
(if: $watering is 4)[Oof, seems like it didn't turn out that good. <br>Sorry dude. ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭]
(if: $watering is 5)[Oof, seems like it didn't turn out that good. <br>Sorry dude. ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭]
(if: $watering is 6)[Wow, those look terrible. (●´⌓`●)]
}
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Super yummy! Super spicy!! yeah !!!
\(^O^)/
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Dude, these taste gross.
Maybe next time... (;-_-)
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{
(if: $prune is 1)[These grapes are so wonderful! Wow. Wow. Wow. <br>
♪┏(・o・)┛♪┗ ( ・o・) ┓♪]
(if: $prune is 0)[These are pretty lame, dude. (╥﹏╥)]
(if: $prune is 2)[These are pretty lame, dude. (╥﹏╥)]
(if: $prune is 3)[These are pretty lame, dude. (╥﹏╥)]
}
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