Sugarcane

Oh, God, you're one of those. Okay.\n\nSigh.\n\nSephiroth runs you through with his muramasa or masamune or whatever the fuck that sword is.\n\nYou're dead. You should have used your safeword.\n\n[[>...|dead]]

Time passes...\n\nOkay, STUPID PIECE OF DOUCHEBAG! \n\nI'm back!\n\nAnd guess what!\n\n[[>...|back2]]

You've been a really bad horse!\n\nPow!\n\nPow pow!\n\nOh man, I'm horny as hell! I'm gonna masturbate!\n\n[[>z|masturbate1]]

Yowza! Yowza! Yowza! What a great choice!\n\nShe smothers you in her Yowzas! Yow are dead!\n\nYou should have used your safe word!\n\n[[>...|dead]]

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I don't know what the name of the dude from Grand Theft Auto V is because I haven't played it but shit, he's here and he's got a motherfucking TOMMY GUN.\n\n(They have Tommy Guns in GTA right?)\n\nACK ACK ACK ACK ACK goes the Tommy Gun!\n\nYou're dead! You should have used your safe word!\n\n[[>...|dead]]

Okay! Time for you to get a WHUPPIN!\n\nWh-pow!\n\nWh-pow!\n\nHang on a second, this is so hot I need to masturbate! BRB!\n\n[[>z|masturbate1]]

''CHEEVO GET:\nDEATH OF THE PLAYER: MADE AN ABUSIVE VIDEOGAME WHICH TRANSCENDED EMOTIONS AND WAS ART''\n\nWell shit!\n\nI guess games are art after all!\n\n[[>New Art +|begin]]\n[[>Art Over|end]]

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Okay, DUMBASS. My goal is to achieve the DEATH of the PLAYER and that is YOU!\n\n[[>Oh shit!|menu2]]

Time passes...\n\n[[>z|back]]

Time passes...\n\n[[>z|masturbate4]]

Time passes...\n\n[[>z|masturbate3]]

Time passes...\n\n[[>z|masturbate2]]

Hello, MOTHERFUCKER.\n\nOh, I'm sorry. Did that OFFEND YOU?\n\n[[>Yes!|a]]\n[[>No|b]]

Yeah, I've been walking through MUD.\n\nClean those BOOTS, you FAGGOT!\n\nHang on, I'm gonna masturbate because this is HOT.\n\n[[>z|masturbate1]]

Aw yeah, I've been WORKING CONSTRUCTION. Lick it clean!\n\n(NOTE TO WHITE HET CIS MEN IN THE AUDIENCE: GAY MEN LIKE TO DO THIS WITH THEIR FAGGOTS.)\n\n(OTHER NOTE TO WHITE HET CIS MEN IN THE AUDIENCE: "FAGGOTS" IS AN OKAY TERM TO USE ONLY WHEN IT'S SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO BE IN AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU)\n\nOkay now I'm gonna jerk the fuck off because my butt feels great!\n\n[[>z|masturbate1]]

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I don't care, DUMBFUCK.\n\nYeah, I called you a DUMBFUCK.\n\nI'm not here to be your friend.\n\nDUMBFUCK.\n\n[[>Next|title]]

I'm sorry, SHITFACE. You have a FACE made of SHIT.\n\nNOW are you offended?\n\n[[>Yes|keogh]]

BR-DRRP!\n\nWhat the fuck was that?\n\nOh shit--I got a Cheevo!\n\nLet's look at it!\n\n[[>Open Cheevo Menu|cheevo]]

Which popular videogame character would you like to kill you!\n\n[[>Booker DeWitt|booker]]\n[[>That Dude From Grand Theft Auto V|gtav]]\n[[>The Big-Bosomed Sorceress From Dragon's Crown|dragons]]\n[[>SEPHIROTH|sep]]

//As I sat there with a controller in my hand, unable to intervene as my character smashed Ryan to death with a golf club, I distinctly remember realising: "I have never--//never//--made a choice in a videogame. Not ever."//\n\n--Brendan Keogh, //Killing is Harmless//\n\n[[>Next|title]]

Good! You are learning!\n\nRemember though if you use your safeword it will be okay and we can stop! But only use it if you want to stop, ASS...uh...FUCK. YEAH ASSFUCK THAT'LL DO.\n\n[[>...|back3]]

Okay MOTHERFUCKER.\n\nI called you a MOTHERFUCKER because you FUCK your MOTHER.\n\nIt's time to achieve the DEATH of the PLAYER.\n\nGET READY MOTHERFUCKER\n\n[[>...|back4]]

Okay, PISSBOY. It's time for you to choose a safeword!\n\n[[>Riff-Raff|menu3]]\n[[>Boodles|menu3]]\n[[>Snippet|menu3]]

I have distinctly remembered your CHOICE, DIPSHIT. It will BE RELEVANT LATER ON.\n\nDIPSHIT.\n\n[[>Thank you for allowing me player agency, Sir or Ma'am|menu4]]

Ooh, good choice, the Citizen Kane of violent thugs!\n\nBooker DeWitt slams a sky hook into your face!\n\nAnd again!\n\nAnd again!\n\nHoly shit he beats you to pulp! You should have used your safe word!\n\n[[>...|dead]]

I didn't say you could talk!\n\nYou get a punishment!\n\nSelect your punishment, you piece of STUPID.\n\n[[>Leather whip|whip]]\n[[>Riding crop|crop]]\n[[>You've got to clean my boots|boots]]\n[[>Lick my butt clean|butt]]

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