Ivy is visiting for a lot of Important Life Reasons, but you're not the kind of asshole to put those in a game.\n\n...sometimes it's more valuable to keep something in real life than to make a game out of it. Learn this lesson, kiddos...\n\nThe relevant thing is that you are drunk right now because Ivy is your Courtney...somewhat how Katie is your Courtney. You learned at the feet of masters how to include alcohol in Meaningful Social Interaction, I guess is the point.\n\nAlso hey look at all those words that aren't misspelled, you are a remarkable drunk.

One of your [[closest|History]] friends is [[visiting|Visit]].

December 28, 2012

Courtney Stanton

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You met Ivy through a girl you went to summer camp with, and then was also at your high school (and who you no longer talk to, for Legit Reasons)...but then in college you developed a crush on that girl and you dated for a while and somewhere in there her friend Ivy came to visit and Ivy became friends with you and your friends and you've kept [[Ivy|Visit]] close and closer, long after you stopped talking to your ex(girl)friend.