OFTEN THERE WILL BE SEVERAL COMMERCIALS AIRED ON EACH BREAK...SOMETIMES THERE IS EVEN A THEME!\n\n<html><iframe width="640" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0kAzHC7ZYf4?autoplay=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></html>\n\n[[MY LIFE IS BETTER BECAUSE OF TRASH NIGHT|MOAR TRAAAASH]]
The theater doesn't sell tequila, that's UNPOSSIBLE!\n\nSomehow you're buzzed anyway (maybe from the perfectly legal beer and/or wine they sell and which you also usually buy?).\n\n[[TIME FOR TRASH NIGHT|TRASH]]
EFF YEAH MORE TRASH NIGHT.\n\nIMAGINE YOU JUST WATCHED ABOUT THIRTY MINUTES OF A TERRIBLE FILM ABOUT A DUDE KICKING ANOTHER DUDE...FOR JUSTICE.\n\nAND NOW THIS:\n\n<html><iframe width="640" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/6jUWx1K3qWA?autoplay=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></html>\n\n[[BRING IT ON I DEMAND MORE TRASH NIGHT|ADDITIONAL TRASH]]\n
HI EVERYBODY THANK YOU FOR COMING TO TRASH NIGHT TONIGHT!\n\n<html><iframe width="640" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/aaBmZETjV0w?autoplay=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></html>\n\n[[take a swig of tequila|Drink]]\n[[eat some candy|Eat]]\n[[brace yourself for more TRASH NIGHT|TRASH]]
<html><iframe width="640" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/djxeFpZWEfI?autoplay=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></html>\n\nTHANK YOU FOR COMING TO TRASH NIGHT EVERYBODY!!!
December 18, 2012
Courtney Stanton
THE LIVE IN PERSON TRASH NIGHT FEATURES TWO HOURS OF QUALITY D, C, AND SOMETIMES EVEN B MOVIES CAREFULLY SELECTED FOR YOU BY TWO DUDES WHO ARE ROOMMATES AND OSTENSIBLY HAVE JOBS OUTSIDE OF ENTERTAINING YOU...NOT THAT YOU'D EVER KNOW IT, GIVEN HOW MUCH TIME THEY SPEND GIVING YOU AMAZING THINGS TO WATCH.\n\nNORMALLY THIS WOULD BE WHERE WE ALL READ SOME INTENSE FACTS ABOUT THE MOVIE WE'RE ABOUT TO SEE, BUT INSTEAD:\n\n<html><iframe width="640" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ElKgLTSyzSM?autoplay=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></html>\n\n[[YEAH TRASH NIGHT|MORE TRASH]]
The theater that currently houses TRASH NIGHT gives you the option to buy SnoCaps that are kept in a freezer, because this theater is fucking civ-il-ized. \n\n[[TIME FOR TRASH NIGHT|TRASH]]
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