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Did you know there were this many ways to decorate the wall next to your door? Did you know that's called a "landing strip"? Nope, we're not calling heavily waxed women's pubic hair that anymore, that's a thing in your house now. Does yours have coat hooks? Are there enough coat hooks? Is there a bench there should be a bench.\n\nHow many twinkle lights are in your bedroom? Where are your curtains hung on your walls -- there is a wrong way to answer that question. The color of your bedroom is controlling how much sex you have. "Cute" "inspirational" "sayings" printed on a new sheet of metal hammered to look like an old sheet of metal. Expensive sheets. More expensive sheets. Ombre duvet cover? Ombre duvet cover. A vanity table, because that's a thing you should have room for. Every bed in America is a four-poster with sheer white curtains.\n\nDoes your dining room contain a barn door turned into a table? Do you need a tutorial on how to turn a barn door into a table? Here is how to reupholster every chair. Ombre placemats? Ombre placemats. You should care about napkin holders now. It's very important that you have a centerpiece, here is how to make five of them. Seasonal tablecloths!\n\nCover every surface and appliance in your kitchen with blackboard paint.

Everybody's hair is longer than yours. Everyone is microwaving olive oil and honey and putting it on their heads. Everyone knows how to use a curling iron. Bangs or not bangs? Growing out bangs? Ombre hair? Ombre hair. A "fitspiration" photo of a female bottom someone mis-tagged Hair & Beauty. Thirteen ways to do a messy updo. Using a sock to tie your hair back in a bun for some reason.\n\nDid you want to look at pictures of makeup? Too bad, they're all here in the same tag. Do you know the zones of the eyelid? Do you have the right brushes? Everyone likes glitter right now. Everybody's lashes need to be longer, just use this trick. Ombre lipstick? Ombre lipstick. Blue lipstick. Teeth-whitening tricks. Fifty-five variations on the kind of eye makeup Uhura wore in the last Star Trek movie. Tutorial on making your mouth softer. Best Bronzers.\n\nHow fancy are your nails? Did you know fingernails are now beautiful and require tape and dots and weird fuzz sometimes? Do you have a tiny pictogram of an animal or snowman on your ring fingernail? Why not, it's easy just follow these 30 steps. How are your cuticles?

Oh hey it's time to stare at Pinterest.\n\n[[Look at pictures of hair|Hair]]\n[[Look at pictures of rooms|Interiors]]\n[[Look at pictures of sweaty abs|Health]]

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December 13, 2012

Courtney Stanton