[Welcome to (css: "font-size: 150%;")[FLUURALITY.] We are here to help. We are glad you have come to us.
Before we begin, please understand that, as in physical life, all your decisions are final. Please consider your options carefully before moving forward.
Should you choose to go back, you must (text-style: "blink")[REBOOT.] Only do so if you deem the situation [[absolutely necessary.->REBOOT]]
Now, please choose the statement that best describes you:
[[I often experience strange bodily pains.->Fluural Invasion]]
[[I often feel incredibly alone.->Fluural Redemption]]]
(css: "font-size: 150%;")[Fluural Invasion]
We are all familiar with [[FOREIGN ENTITIES->Fluural Spores]] and their effects on the body. [[Fungi, viruses, and bacteria->The Unholy Penetrators]] can all influence your natural ECOSYSTEM and cause disease and even [[DEATH.->The Final Step]]
You have often felt these FOREIGN ENTITIES lurking, yes?
Itching layers and layers beneath your [[SKIN,->ORGANIC ENTRANCE]] impossible to escape, a sensation that fills you with writhing.
Do you think you understand this sensation?
Do you think you are **capable** of understanding anything?
[[Do you really?->Understanding]]
Do you even remember the last time you (text-style:"rumble")[SNEEZED]?(css: "font-size: 150%;")[Fluural Redemption]
Where are you, now?
What has brought you to this moment?
Who is in the room with you? Are you reading these words alone, or in the presence of someone who knows you?
Do they //really// know you? [[No, of course they don't.->Understanding]]
Inevitably, you are alone. Fundamentally, you understand this. Perhaps you ache with it, let it crawl under your skin and itch away until you feel as though there is nothing left.
Consider a world where there is no loneliness, where there is no suffering.
(text-style:"fade-in-out")[You can help create that.]
There are [[things->Fluural Spores]] that can save you, and there is a [[way->The Fluural Way]] for you to find peace on the other side of the (text-style:"mirror")[AMBISPATIAL DIMENSION] once you are [[done->Your Journey]].You have selected a dead end.
This is a WRONG selection. WRONG selections are harmful for your journey.
Please select the (text-style: "blink")[REBOOT] button in the upper left corner of the page. This is an [[imperative step->PLEASE REBOOT]] in your journey. It is absolutely necessary that you select the (text-style:"blink")[REBOOT] button in the upper [[right hand corner.->The Right Hand]]
This should not happen again.Is this truly the journey you are meant to be taking?
No, you know it isn't. Fundamentally, you understand this. Now is the time to (text-style: "blink")[REBOOT].
You must (text-style: "blink")[REBOOT]. Please do as you are told and (text-style: "blink")[REBOOT]. This is the CORRECT thing to do. It is **absolutely necessary** for your journey.
Your [[only option->PLEASE]] is to (text-style: "blink") [REBOOT].The (text-style: "blink")[REBOOT] selection is imperative for creating a sense of URGENCY in your journey.
When a tool is given to you, you expect it to have a purpose by your side. You anticipate [[NEEDING->Physical Limitations]] it.
Don't you?
There will be times where you must (text-style: "blink")[REBOOT], both here and in the physical world.
If you do not (text-style: "blink")[REBOOT] now, please understand that you may be lost. If you encounter such a feeling, understand that this is the journey you have chosen for yourself.
The (text-style: "blink")[REBOOT] selection is absolutely necessary for providing you with the weight of [[CHOICE.->Free Will]](css: "font-size: 150%;")[Physical Limitations]
The human body is so very weak.
You, fundamentally, understand this, whether it is when you have been crippled by familiar [[FOREIGN AGENTS->The Unholy Penetrators]] or your own inevitably self-destructive habits.
You have NEEDS.
These are HARMFUL to your journey. They distract you from the Ultimate Achievement.
You need nothing but the (text-style:"blur")[spores]. You must aid [[CREATION.->The Meaning of Life]](css: "font-size: 150%;")[Call to Action]
Do we have free will?
[[Does such a thing exist?->Understanding]]
When faced with your COPY in the mirror, do you ever feel as though you are the one without power? That perhaps you are trapped on the wrong side of the (text-style:"mirror")[AMBISPATIAL DIMENSION] and have been left with nothing to control?
Do you feel slippage in your every day life, a sense that everything is happening far too fast and at too great of a VELOCITY, causing you to plummet further and further towards [[DEATH?->The Final Step]]
If so, you could be affected by one of many [[EARTHLY AFFLICTIONS->Fossil Fuels]].
Now is your chance to take control.
When was the last time you (text-style:"rumble")[SNEEZED][[?->Perfect Exit]]Please (text-style: "blink")[REBOOT].
The (text-style: "blink") [REBOOT] button is located in the upper right hand of the page.
You have no other choice but to (text-style: "blink")[REBOOT], or else be faced with the wrath of the Right Hand.
[[Select->REBOOT.]] (text-style: "blink")[REBOOT].(css: "font-size: 150%;")[Fluural Spores]
These are precious things.
You understand this, fundamentally. Why else would you be here, if you did not? This is the one thing you can understand.
They are incredible things.
You have found them in small, intimate spaces. You have found them thousands of feet above the ground. [[You have found them in yourself.->The Signs of Infection]]
You understand this, fundamentally.
They are beautiful things, and if your mother saw them, she would call them STARDUST, but she would be wrong.
The (text-style: "blur")[spores] are much lighter than STARDUST, but they are much more valuable.
They come from [[places->The Sourceworld]] you cannot understand.
They come to help.
(css: "font-size: 150%;")[On Purpose]
The first step of your JOURNEY is accepting the (text-style:"blur")[spores].
The second step of your JOURNEY is [[spreading them.->Achieving Spread]]
The third step is (text-style:"shadow")[death]. Once your life has been fulfilled, and you have spread as many (text-style:"blur")[spores] as EARTH needs that you can offer, your body will break down.
This is your DESTINY.
Once you are (text-style:"shadow")[dead], your body will become a vessel, as the FIRST HOST'S did, and will spread [[HEALING SPORES->The Fluural Way]] that will restore EARTH'S plantlife and heal the pain of all living creatures.
GREEN AND GOLDEN LIGHT will burst from your corpse and will SAVE everything around you.
This is GOOD. This is HOLY.
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The FIRST REDEEMER would like to (text-style:"bold") [emphasize]:
You will only die when the time has come. There is no need to rush towards (text-style:"shadow")[death].
You must fulfill your JOURNEY first and SPREAD as many (text-style:"blur")[spores] as you can. You must fill the world with the GOLDEN AND GREEN LIGHT.(css: "font-size: 150%;")[The Signs of Infection]
You feel it in your bones.
Your mother says this in the winter, when the cold makes her old limbs ache, but what you feel is different, isn't it?
Of course, you [[CANNOT KNOW->Understanding]] what your mother feels (can you?), but you feel it in your bones that this ache is different.
The scratch beneath your skin, the tickle deep inside of your [[nose->Perfect Exit]], the sense that you are DIFFERENT, that you are meant for something GREATER.
This is [[not a cold->The Unholy Penetrators]], not your mother's arthiritis.
This is a purpose, this is to save everything. That is what you are meant to do, and you cannot really know otherwise.
This feeling of destiny, this feeling of wanting something //more:// this means you were infected, perhaps even at birth.
You must spread the truth: the (text-style: "blur")[spores].(css: "font-size: 150%;")[Entrance]
There are three types of FLUURAL ENTRANCE. All are [[100% ORGANIC.->The Fluural Way]]
FLUURAL PENETRATION occurs when (text-style: "blur")[spores] seep through your skin. This mostly occurs in [[HOLY PLACES->Flurral Life on Earth]]. Should you have encountered a HOLY PLACE, and you were infected, this means you are a CHOSEN HOST.
If you are a CHOSEN HOST, you have been DESTINED to aid in the [[ULTIMATE GOAL->The Meaning of Life]].
FLUURAL REHABITATION occurs when (text-style: "blur")[spores] are gifted to you by a HOST. This is the most likely route of infection.
Think: when was the last time you were (text-style:"rumble")[SNEEZED] [[on?->Perfect Exit]]
FLUURAL ADMINISTRATION is the most BLESSED form of infection, and has only occured once.
The FIRST HOST recieved a FLUURAL ADMINISTRATION PROCEDURE, and when she [[died->The Final Step]], she released cleansing (text-style: "blur")[spores] that began the [[HEALING PROCESS->The Fluural Way]].
The [[FIRST REDEEMER->Our Founder]] misses her dearly.(css: "font-size: 150%;")[The Perfect Exit]
FLUURAL SPORES are airborne.
They must be spread by their human hosts.
SNEEZES are ideal for spreading spores. We encourage you to practice sneezing on demand, or to use a [[SPORE EXPULSION DEVICE->Achieving Spread]] such as feathers or dust bursts to aid you.
For your health and the planet's, SNEEZE twice daily.
SNEEZING is good. The human nose is a spore's PERFECT EXIT.
When was the last time you (text-style:"rumble")[SNEEZED]?(css: "font-size: 150%;")[The Unholy Penetrators]
NON-FLURRAL VISITATIONS are //ordinary// human experiences, like your mother's arthiritis, or other ILLNESSES and INFECTIONS that are non-conducive to [[CREATION->The Meaning of Life]].
These can be the result of Earthly fungi and bacteria, harmful personal behaviors, and infrequent SNEEZING. (css: "font-size: 150%;")[The Meaning of Life]
Your mother would tell you that nothing can comprehend our purpose, but your mother is not as wise as she would have you believe.
We [[exist->Your Journey]] to create, to (text-style:"blur")[spread]. The universe on this side of the (text-style:"mirror")[AMBISPATIAL DIMENSION] is vast and lonely, and as breathing, (text-style: "rumble")[SNEEZING] beings, it is our duty fill the universe with life.
This is as the Our Founderhas told us, and as the [[FLUURAL INSTIGATORS->The Creators]] instructed him.
(css: "font-size: 150%;")[Understanding]
You have always questioned.
Why or when or where or how or what or who or
or
or
what?
You cannot know why you question. You cannot (text-style:"shadow")[know] anything, just as no one can know you.
You must understand that you are [[incapabale of understanding.->The Meaning of Life]]
This will make your [[JOURNEY->Your Journey]] easier. Let yourself drift into the grasp of those who do not question, [[those who do not need to question.->The Creators]](css: "font-size: 150%;")[YOUR JOURNEY]
You do not know your JOURNEY.
You do not, either. Can you be sure of this?
Every encounter is your [[DECISION.->Free Will]] Fundamentally, you understand this.
Don't you?
Where have you led yourself that you cannot RETURN from? Where would you like to [[go?->Free Retreat to the Andean Desert]]
The only thing you can (text-style:"shadow")[know] is that this world is sick. It has been [[calling->Georgi's Greek Taverna]] for healing.
You can heal it.
You can spread the (text-style: "blur")[spores].(css: "font-size: 150%;")[Free Retreat to the Andean Desert]
Enter the search key FLUURALESCAPE into any major airline's website to join your others in a journey to the [[STARS.->The Sourceworld]]
Meet [[the man who started it all->Our Founder]] and bond with [[other likeminded individuals->Fluural Life on Earth]] in the vacation of a lifetime in the seventeenth Holy Place: The Stone Cradles.
You will have the opportunity to collect spores from all over the world and attend panels on topics such as:
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[Optimizing Your Spore Spread
(Earthly) Fungi Foods For the Soul
Spreading Compassion]
and
(css: "font-size: 115%;")[Mastering Passive Aggressive Speech]
Check with your preferred airline and join us in a soul-ascending journey to the ANDEAN DESERT!
([[Conditions->The Eternal State]] and fees apply.)(css: "font-size: 150%;")[On Origin]
We do not know where the (text-style: "blur")[spores] originated, besides that they are from beyond the (text-style:"mirror")[AMBISPATIAL DIMENSION]
We CANNOT KNOW. We can only BELIEVE and TRUST the [[FIRST REDEEMER.->Our Founder]]
The [[FLURRAL INSTIGATORS->The Creators]] came to him after the death of the FIRST HOST and showed him the TRUE POWERS of FLUURAL (text-style: "blur")[SPORES]. They described their homeworld, the SOURCEWORLD, as rich with plantlife and free of illness or pain.
They promised him that upon living his life and taking [[completing his JOURNEY->The Final Step]], he would get to live on the SOURCEWORLD on the correct side of the (text-style:"mirror")[AMBISPATIAL DIMENSION] with the FIRST HOST and anyone else who chose to spread the (text-style: "blur")[spores].
Take comfort in the knowledge that every SNEEZE spreads (text-style: "blur")[spores] and brings you closer to the SOURCEWORLD: ultimate paradise.(css: "font-size: 150%;")[An Unfortunate Truth]
You, reading this, are a being attached to earth.
You, like your mother with her trembles and her moans, are forced to inhabit this planet. As such, you must remember that this means you are also bound by its laws.
Here, it is important to remind you that the spreading of any contaminants (whether they be holy [[or not->The Unholy Penetrators]]) is illegal in most countries.
In your JOURNEY, it is important to be discreet in your methods, as most of our practices are frowned upon in the rest of this planet's (text-style:"shadow")[festering society].
Think: was anyone watching the last time you (text-style:"rumble")[SNEEZED]?(css: "font-size: 150%;")[Achieving Spread]
In order to promote the Earth's [[HEALING->Fluural Life on Earth]], it is imperative that you work to SPREAD the (text-style:"rumble")[spores].
This is most effectively done by practicing regular (text-style:"rumble")[SNEEZING] in public spaces. Transportation hubs, such as airports and bus/train stations, are ideal because they aid the furthest geographical spread.
Introducing (text-style:"blur")[spores] to locations like hospitals and schools are also idea because of the increased likelyhood of exposure and contact.
It is important to be SUBTLE in your efforts, as there are [[complications->The Eternal State]] involved.(css: "font-size: 150%;")[The Fluural Way]
EARTH is dying. Its people are ill and lonely and do not UNDERSTAND their [[purpose->The Meaning of Life]].
On the opposite side of the (text-style:"mirror")[AMBISPATIAN DIMENSON] lies an [[ideal paradise->The Sourceworld]], where green life abounds. It is warm and good and is the kind of place where your mother would thrive and her pain would not.
It is (css: "font-size: 150%;")[FLUURALITY]'S goal to recreate that paradise for all EARTH BEINGS, even the ones who cannot actualize their purposes and reach THE SOURCEWORLD. We do this by [[spreading->Achieving Spread]] (text-style:"blur")[spores], of course, but it is also our belief that there are other ways to heal the planet, as well.
To do your part consider partaking in the FLUURAL WAY. We encourage avid vegetarianism, recycling, repurposing, avoiding the use of [[DARK MATERIALS->Fossil Fuels]], and, of course, frequent (text-style:"rumble")[SNEEZING][[.->Perfect Exit]](css: "font-size: 150%;")[Fluural Life on Earth]
While there is no proof that the [[FLUURAL INSTIGATORS->The Creators]] remained on our planet after working with the FIRST REDEEMER, the fruits of their labor have continued to exist without them.
(text-style:"blur")[Spores] have continued to spread since their arrival, both through (text-style:"rumble")[person-to-person contact] and from the initial release from the FIRST HOST.
Locations affected by are known as [[HOLY PLACES->Georgi's Greek Taverna]]. Here, (text-style:"blur")[spores] gather in clumps and emit gorgeous GOLDEN AND GREEN LIGHT. This LIGHT spreads and HEALS the immediate area of its [[woes->Fossil Fuels]]. This can mean encouraging plant growth, promoting physical healing, boosting moods, and even eliminating local toxicitiy.
As more human hosts are infected with (text-style:"blur")[spores], more HOLY PLACES are created.
Regular congregation in these places is encouraged, both for physical and mental health. If travel is difficult for you, remember that (text-style:"rumble")[SNEEZING] is just as beneficial.(css: "font-size: 150%;")[Our Founder]
LEVI POWLER was born August 20, 1971, in Los Angeles, California. The [[SMOG CLOUDS->The Unholy Penetrators]] nearly (text-style:"shadow")[destroyed] his lungs, and he struggled with RESPIRATORY PROBLEMS for most of his life.
LEVI's wife ANDRI POWLER began experiencing [[STRANGE PAINS->The Signs of Infection]] twenty-five years into their marriage. She had STRANGE SCARS on her upper abdomen that the doctors could not explain.
On July 15, 2009, ANDRI (text-style:"shadow")[died] in her and LEVI'S home in Mojave, California. GOLDEN AND GREEN LIGHT burst from her chest, and LEVI was the first human to be infected by [[FLUURAL PENETRATION->Organic Entrance]] in the FIRST HOLY PLACE.
His RESPIRATORY PROBLEMS were cured, and he began his mission, becoming the FIRST REDEEMER.
ANDRI'S FIRST (text-style: "blur")[SPORES] had already begun their work, however, and had blown across the continent.
LEVI found THE [[SECOND HOLY PLACE->Georgi's Greek Taverna]] in the moldy corner of a sandwich shop in Tuscon, Arizona, where (text-style: "blur")[spores] were glowing with GOLDEN AND GREEN LIGHT.
They were HEALING the world.
From then on, LEVI has devoted his life to finding and creating [[HOLY PLACES->Fluural Life on Earth]] to save Planet Earth.
(css: "font-size: 200%;")[GEORGI'S GREEK TAVERNA]
Georgi's Greek Taverna is the first known location of FLUURAL (text-style: "blur")[SPORES], and the world's second HOLY PLACE.
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[(font:"Comic Sans MS")[Visit one of eleven branches in Tuscon, Arizona, or two in Baltimore, Maryland for a taste of the Mediterranean!
Come for the spores*, stay for our world-famous dolma!
CALL (001) 002-0004 for more information! Or make a reservation today!
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]
(css: "font-size: 60%;")[*We Are [[Legally Required->The Eternal State]] To Specify That Local Health Inspectors Found NO Dangerous Spores or Other Infectants! Georgi's has an A+ for safety and cleanliness!]
(css: "font-size: 150%;")[The Creators]
Only the [[FIRST REDEEMER->Our Founder]] has met the creators of the (text-style:"blur")[spores], or the FLUURAL INSTIGATORS.
These are beings from beyond the (text-style:"mirror")[AMBISPATIAL DIMENSION] that are described by the FIRST REDEEMER as being full of GOLDEN AND GREEN LIGHT, glowing from every hole in their body (of which there are twenty four, all of which emit FLUURAL (text-style:"blur")[SPORES].
They formed the first (text-style:"blur")[spores] because they UNDERSTOOD that the universe [[required->Fossil Fuels]] healing. They oversee the [[SPREAD->Achieving Spread]] , and they are with each and every one of us.
Should you ever fear loneliness or peril, understand that the FLUURAL INSTIGATORS are with you.
The Creators UNDERSTAND all.(css: "font-size: 150%;")[Fluural Life on Earth]
While there is no proof that the [[FLUURAL INSTIGATORS->The Creators]] remained on our planet after working with the FIRST REDEEMER, the fruits of their labor have continued to exist without them.
(text-style:"blur")[Spores] have continued to spread since their arrival, both through (text-style:"rumble")[person-to-person contact] and from the initial release from the FIRST HOST.
Locations affected by the FIRST HOST are known as [[HOLY PLACES->Georgi's Greek Taverna]]. Here, spores gather in clumps and emit gorgeous GOLDEN AND GREEN LIGHT.
Regular congregation in these places is encouraged, both for physical and mental health. If travel is difficult for you, remember that (text-style:"rumble")[SNEEZING] is just as beneficial.(css: "font-size: 150%;")[ENTRANCE]
There are three types of FLUURAL ENTRANCE. All are [[100% ORGANIC.->The Fluural Way]]
FLUURAL PENETRATION occurs when (text-style: "blur")[spores] seep through your skin. This mostly occurs in [[HOLY PLACES->Flurral Life on Earth]]. Should you have encountered a HOLY PLACE, and you were infected, this means you are a CHOSEN HOST.
If you are a CHOSEN HOST, you have been DESTINED to aid in the [[ULTIMATE GOAL->The Meaning of Life]].
FLUURAL REHABITATION occurs when (text-style:"blur")[spores] are gifted to you by a HOST. This is the most likely route of infection.
Think: when was the last time you were [[SNEEZED->Perfect Exit]] on?
FLUURAL ADMINISTRATION is the most BLESSED form of infection, and has only occured once.
The FIRST HOST recieved a FLUURAL ADMINISTRATION PROCEDURE, and when she [[died->The Final Step]], she released cleansing (text-style: "blur")[spores] that began the [[HEALING PROCESS->The Fluural Way]].
The [[FIRST REDEEMER->Our Founder]] (text-style:"shadow")[misses] her dearly.(css: "font-size: 150%;")[Earth's Unholiness]
The planet which we are all forced to inhabit is cursed.
Fundamentally, you understand this.
It is plagued by the remains of its own deceased inhabitants: their ghosts range from opaque to transparent, and float through windy skies and clutter the seas. They are causing the sky to spew black and are killing the remaining inhabitants.
Those of us which have lived to survive this fossil-fueled reign of terror are unhappy. We are [[ill->The Unholy Penetrators]], we are [[lonely->Fluural Redemption]]. You see this in the eyes of your mother, when she presses her forehead to the window and tells you it's too cold outside.
Don't you wish there were [[someplace->The Sourceworld]] better for you?