WELL THERE'S PRETTY MUCH NOTHING UP HERE\n\nI GUESS YOU COULD RAM HIM WITH THE BOAT\n\nTHAT WOULD BE PRETTY BITCHIN'\n\n[[WHAT ARE YOU KIDDING MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING BELOWDECKS|SEARCH BELOWDECKS]]\n[[YEAH ALRIGHT LET'S DO THAT THING|RAMMING SPEED]]\n\n

YOU TURN ON THE ENGINE OR WHATEVER AND THEN THAT'S RIGHT YOU JUST GO RIGHT THROUGH HIM\n\n[[WOOW I'M GENRE SAVVY|EXCEPT NOT]]

<<if $engine_on eq "no">>YOU QUICKLY SWITCH ON THE ENGINE AND FLEE<<endif>> \nWHAT SERIOUSLY YOU THINK YOU CAN RUN AWAY FROM CTHULHU\n\n[[WELL I HAD HOPED|DEVOURED]]

THERE ARE SOME THINGS MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO KNOW\n\nYOU ARE FUCKING NUTS\n\nPH'NGLUI FHTAGN ETC.\n\nTHE END FOR YOU AS FAR AS YOU KNOW

DO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK YOU CAN STOP CTHULHU FROM JUST RUINING YOUR DAY BY HITTING HIM WITH A BOAT THIS IS CTHULHU NOT A MANATEE\n\n[[OH FUCK|DEVOURED]]

HOLY SHIT HE'S WEIRD OH GOD HE'S ALL NOT-EUCLIDEAN AND SLIMY AND OH DEAR I'M CRAZY NOW\n\n[[BLARGLE|MADNESS]]

MAYBE HE WON'T NOTICE ME IF I DON'T MAKE ANY SOUNDS\n\nALL GOOD FOR NOW\n\nBUT HOLY HELL\n\n[[LOOK AT CTHULHU|LOOKED TOO CLOSE]]\n[[LOOK FOR A WEAPON|WEAPON SEARCH]]\n[[PRAY|PRAYER]]\n[[WAIT|WAIT]]\n[[JUST KIDDING GET ME OUT OF HERE|FULL SPEED REVERSE]]\n\n<<set $engine_on = "no">>

OVERWHELMED BY HIS MAJESTY YOU FREAK THE FUCK OUT\n\n[[AHHHHHH|MADNESS]]

NOT EVEN A FULL MOUTHFUL, BUDDY\n\nMUNCH MUNCH MUNCH\n\nTHE END FOR YOU

BELOWDECKS THERE IS MAYBE A BAZOOKA OR SOMETHING\n\nABOVEDECKS THERE IS MAYBE A BAZOOKA OR SOMETHING\n\n[[SEARCH BELOWDECKS]]\n[[SEARCH ABOVEDECKS]]\n[[LOOK AT CTHULHU|LOOKED TOO CLOSE]]

YOU ARE ON A BOAT FOR SOME REASON\n\n[[GAZE AT THE WATER|BUBBLES]]\n[[PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT THE EFF YOU ARE DOING|THUMP]]\n\n<<set $engine_on = "yes">>

THERE'S A HARPOON GUN OF SOME KIND MAYBE THAT WILL WORK ALSO MAYBE IT WON'T WORK YOU NEVER KNOW\n\n[[TAKE HARPOON GUN]]\n[[THAT'S NOT ENOUGH|SEARCH ABOVEDECKS]]

SHIT BE BUMPING YOUR BOAT, MAN\n\n[[OH NOES|HELLO CTHULHU]]

DID THAT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER\n\n[[NOT SUBSTANTIALLY|WELP NOW WHAT]]

WELL THAT WAS PREDICTABLY NOT HELPFUL\n\nNOW YOU'VE GOT HIS ATTENTION\n\n[[FLEE|FULL SPEED REVERSE]]\n[[OH SHIT I GUESS I COULD MAYBE RAM HIM|RAMMING SPEED]]\n[[OH BALLS OH BALLS|TERROR]]

SHIT BE BUBBLING ALL AROUND YOUR BOAT, MAN\n\n[[OH NOES|HELLO CTHULHU]]

NOTHING MUCH IS CHANGING. FIGHT, FLEE, OR WHAT?\n\n[[FIGHT|WEAPON SEARCH]]\n[[FLEE|FULL SPEED REVERSE]]\n[[LOOK AT CTHULHU|LOOKED TOO CLOSE]]

OH HELL THAT'S CTHULHU MAYBE HE DIDN'T NOTICE ME YET\n\n[[TURN OFF THE ENGINE|ENGINE OFF]]\n[[RUN THE HELL AWAY|FULL SPEED REVERSE]]

THAT'S RIGHT. YOU HEAD BACK UPSTAIRS AND AIM.\n\n[[SHOOT THE BASTARD|TAKE THAT]]\n[[LOOK AT CTHULHU TO STEADY YOUR AIM|LOOKED TOO CLOSE]]\n[[FUCK THIS JUST KIDDING I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE|FULL SPEED REVERSE]]

YOU TAKE A MOMENT TO THINK ABOUT HOW VERY SCARED YOU ARE\n\n[[LOOK AT CTHULHU|LOOKED TOO CLOSE]]\n[[OKAY NOTHING'S CHANGING|WELP NOW WHAT]]