{(set: $name to (either:"Jimmy","Tony","Joey","Paulie","Mickey","Mikey","Johnny","Al","Frankie","Vito","Bruno","Carmine","Vic","Tommy","Louis","Lenny","Abe","Nicky","Ivan","Eddie","Charlie","Jack","Benny","Vinny","Donny","Stevie","Petey","Rocco","Ray","Sid","Danny","Ralphie","Georgie","Bobby","Alfie","Sammy","Moe","Henry","Rosie","Suzie","Fannie","Sal","Josie","Ruby","Dean","Larry","Mack"))
(set: $nickname to (either:"One Eye $name","Fingers $name","No Nose $name","Baby Face $name","Big Ears $name","Two Guns $name","Mad Dog $name","Pretty Boy $name","Lucky $name","Machine Gun $name","Nice Guy $name","Good Time $name","Factory $name","Yellow $name","Soapy $name","Greasy $name","Purple $name","Spicy $name","Curly $name","Sleepy $name","Spooky $name","Happy $name","Hairy $name","Naked $name","Big $name","Little $name","Fat $name","Skinny $name","Polish $name","Dutch $name","Irish $name","Spanish $name","Chinese $name","Cuban $name","Bumpy $name","Crazy $name","Cock-Eyed $name","Pegleg $name","Handsome $name","Ugly $name","Quiet $name","Gentleman $name","Uncle $name","Rusty $name","Lead Pipe $name","$name Chicago","$name Vegas","Detroit $name","Boston $name","$name Florida","$name Canada","$name Mississippi","$name Montana","Diamond $name","Eggs $name","$name Macaroni","$name Bananas","$name Peanuts","$name Biscuits","$name Sausage","$name Tomatoes","$name Spaghetti","$name Potatoes","$name Cigars","$name Feathers","$name Bagels","$name Bones","$name Pajamas","$name Karate","$name Karma","$name Incognito","$name Midnight","$name Disco","$name Blue Eyes","$name Madonna","$name the Greek","$name the Turk","$name the Jew","$name the Monk","$name the Wolf","$name the Barber","$name the Owl","$name the Plumber","$name the Butcher","$name the Cobra","$name the Pope","$name the Pig","$name the Weasel","$name the Horse","$name the Chin","$name the Clown","$name the Cat","$name the Fox","$name the Duke","$name the Hat","$name the Blonde","$name the Wig","$name the Lamb","$name the Brain","$name the Hump","$name the Mouth","$name the Saint","$name the Priest","$name the Hook","$name the Judge","$name the Squid","$name the Knife"))
(set: $placeadj to
(either:"Palermo","Syracuse","Taranto","Ravenna","East","West","North","South","Green","Pigeon","Pebble","Slate","Cable","Cherry","Peach","Maple","Chestnut","Triangle","Turtle","Beacon","Crown","Vinegar","Rabbit","Cypress","Tulip","Sugar","Cotton","Buffalo","Echo","Liberty","Century","Temple","Paradise","Apollo","Mission","Chimney","Sunset","Spring","Plum","Orient","Moses","Solomon","Nelson","Jackson","Lincoln","Gordon","Morton","Truman","Kennedy","Hubble","Sherman","Edison","Mason","Hyde","Walton","York","Tweed","Ferris","Penn","Oswald","Byron","Miller's"))
(set: $placetype to
(either:"Hill","Street","Avenue","Road","Beach","Bay","Park","Point","Towers","Island","Hook","City","River","Lake","Heights","Corner","Row","Lane","Gardens","Crossing","Port"))
(set: $gangtype to
(either:"Mob","Gang","Outfit","Syndicate","Crew","Posse","Union","Club","Society","Boys","Brothers","Family","Firm","Connection"))
(set: $gangname to "$placeadj $placetype $gangtype")
(set: $front to
(either:"a pizza place","a chicken shop","a burger joint","a sandwich shop","a car repair shop","a flower shop","a grocery store","a dive bar","a pawn shop","a laundromat","a car wash","a barbershop","a tattoo parlour","a candy shop","a drug store","an antique shop","a record shop","a bakery","a nightclub","a butcher shop","a bookstore","a deli","a gas station","a hardware shop","a gun shop","a liquor store","a tailor's shop","a trucking business","a construction business","a junkyard","a row of slums","a taxi service","a limo service","a waste management company","a funeral home","an orphanage","a homeless shelter","a rehab clinic","a slaughterhouse","a film studio","a gym","a swimming pool","a retirement home","a comedy club"))
(set: $business to
(either:"car theft","art theft","bank robbery","house burglary","counterfeiting","bootlegging","gun smuggling","antique smuggling","cigarette smuggling","cocaine smuggling","selling cocaine","heroin smuggling","selling heroin","exotic animal smuggling","people smuggling","diamond smuggling","growing weed","selling weed","cooking meth","selling meth","contract murder","organised blackmail","bomb-making","bookmaking","illegal gambling","fencing stolen goods","kidnapping","prostitution","making pornos","organ trafficking","passport forgery","insurance fraud","a protection racket","a numbers racket","fixing races","fixing boxing matches","fixing baseball games","fixing local elections","body disposal","dog fighting"))
(set: $relate to
(either:"owes money to","is owed money by","is at war with","is in a blood feud with","is wanted dead by","lives in fear of","pays protection to","wants revenge on","used to work for","does favours for","is friendly with","has a brother who works for","is getting squeezed out of business by","has a temporary truce with","keeps accidentally pissing off","needs help dealing with","launders money for","pays rent to","buys supplies from","wants to make peace with","moonlights as an enforcer for","cleans up problems for","makes people disappear for","sells information to","is hiding out from","blames all their problems on"))
(set: $contact to
(either:"the Armenians","the Greeks","the Russians","the Jews","the Ukrainians","the Sicilians","the Calabrians","the Serbians","the Bosnians","the Albanians","the Bulgarians","the Triads","the Colombians","the Venezuelans","the Bolivians","the Jamaicans","the Dominicans","the Haitians","the Cubans","the Canadians","the police","the FBI","the CIA","the mayor","the district attorney","City Hall","a local congressman","a state senator"))}
$nickname, of the $gangname, runs $front as a front for $business and $relate $contact.
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