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(either:"The Federal Reserve","The CIA","The Nation of Islam","The Bilderberg Group","The Catholic Church","The Frankfurt School","Black Lives Matter","The ACLU","Google","Monsanto","The United Nations","The House of Windsor","The IMF","The Trilateral Commission","Oxford University","The Ivy League","The DNC","Nintendo","The Rockefeller Foundation","Goldman Sachs","The New York Times","Wall Street","Hollywood","The FDA","The National Guard","Planned Parenthood","INTERPOL","NATO","The World Health Organisation","The American Psychological Association","The FBI","The Department of Defence","The IRS","The European Union","The World Bank","The Red Cross","The International Court of Justice","The House of Saud","The House of Bourbon","The Anti-Defamation League","ExxonMobil","Disney","Marvel Comics","General Motors","MI6","The school system","The EPA","ISIS","Al-Qaeda","Boko Haram","Hezbollah","The nation of Israel","The Bloc Québécois","Mossad","DARPA","The Supreme Court","Facebook","The NSA","The Boy Scouts of America","Big Pharma","CNN","The mainstream media"))
(set: $secretgroup to
(either:"the lizard people","the Elders of Zion","the Church of Satan","Majestic 12","the grey aliens","the Annunaki","the New World Order","the KGB","the Freemasons","the Bavarian Illuminati","the Knights Templar","the Third International","the Rosicrucians","the Solar Lodge","the Society of the Exterminating Angel","the Hashishin","the Black Hand","ODESSA","the Thule Society","the School of Night","the Priory of Sion","Skull and Bones","Cosa Nostra","the Jacobites","the Hellfire Club","Ordo Templi Orientalis","the Vril Society","the Theosophical Society","the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn","the Vienna Circle","the White Lotus Society","the Black Ocean Society","the Order of the Eastern Star","the Rothschilds","the Knights of Malta","the Druids","the Zeta Reticulans","the mole people","the British East India Company","the homosexual agenda","the Jews","the vampires","the insect aliens","the cat people","the Habsburgs","the Yakuza","the Russian mob","the Irish mob","the Sinaloa Cartel","the Unione Corse"))
(set: $realperson to
(either: "Barack Obama","Queen Elizabeth II","Pope Francis","Hillary Clinton","George Soros","Beyoncé","Lady Gaga","Kanye West","Julian Assange","Stephen King","Mark Zuckerberg","Vladimir Putin","Marina Abramovich","Anita Sarkeesian","Dick Cheney","Karl Rove","Noam Chomsky","Nancy Pelosi","John Podesta","Justin Trudeau","Tony Blair","Joe Biden","Mikhail Gorbachev","Bill Gates","Michael Bloomberg","Bill Clinton","Michelle Obama","Chelsea Clinton","Richard Dawkins","Jon Stewart","Madeleine Albright","Al Gore","Angela Merkel","Ruth Bader Ginsberg","George W. Bush","Jimmy Carter","the Dalai Lama","Fethullah Gülen","Osama bin Laden","Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi","Saddam Hussein","Muammar Gaddafi","JK Rowling","Taylor Swift","George Clooney","Will Smith","Ben Bernanke","Donald Rumsfeld","Rupert Murdoch","Lloyd Blankfein","Warren Buffett","David Rockefeller","John McCain","Jean-Claude Juncker","Bernie Sanders","Paul Krugman","Neil deGrasse Tyson","Steve Bannon","Paul Ryan","Mitt Romney","David Cameron","Boris Johnson","Michael Gove","Jeff Bezos","Elon Musk","Dominique Strauss-Kahn","Bashar al-Assad","Shinzo Abe","Rachel Maddow","Bill O'Reilly","Morgan Freeman","Nicolas Cage","Angelina Jolie","Emma Watson"))
(set: $relationship to
(either: "","a clone of ","married to ","possessed by the spirit of ","advised by ","in communication with ","under the control of ","a psychic projection of ","a demon summoned by ","a vat-grown creation of ","a disciple of ","at war with ","telepathically connected to ","following a plan laid out by ","taking orders from ","just a skin suit worn by ","an alternate-universe version of ","a robot designed by ","a puppet of "))
(set: $secretperson to
(either: "the Antichrist","the Devil","Malcolm X","the Prophet Muhammad","Adolf Hitler","Tupac Shakur","Paul McCartney","Aleister Crowley","Bigfoot","the mothman","Dracula","Pope John Paul II","Elvis Presley","Lee Harvey Oswald","John F. Kennedy","Otto Skorzeny","Stanley Kubrick","Josef Mengele","Andy Kaufman","Benito Mussolini","Fidel Castro","Princess Diana","Joseph Stalin","Karl Marx","Sigmund Freud","Theodor Adorno","Mao Zedong","George Washington","the Marquis de Sade","Jimmy Hoffa","El Chapo","Adam Weishaupt","Ayatollah Khomeini","Richard Nixon","Marilyn Monroe","Napoleon","John Lennon","Walt Disney","Martin Luther King Jr","Che Guevara","Václav Havel","J. Edgar Hoover","Margaret Thatcher","Ronald Reagan","the Loch Ness Monster","the Jersey Devil","the Yeti","the Mahdi","Al Capone","Jack the Ripper","Henry Kissinger","Lee Atwater","Spiro Agnew","Leon Trotsky","Dr. John Dee","the Reverend Sun Myung Moon","God","the demiurge Yaldabaoth","the Yellow King","Montezuma","Ramses II","Rasputin","Gamal Abdel Nasser","Yasser Arafat","Muhammad Ali","L. Ron Hubbard","Hunter S. Thompson","Merlin"))
(set: $badtech to
(either:"chemtrails","fluoride","vaccines","microchips","AIDS","pornography","wind turbines","cultural Marxism","HAARP","numbers stations","MK-ULTRA","fiat currency","family court","cell phone radiation","fake news","virtue signalling","paid protestors","the Kalergi plan","video game journalism","voodoo","psychoanalysis","feminism","ad hominem arguments","Gulf War syndrome","bird flu","psychotronic warfare","the war on Christmas","Project Monarch","Dungeons and Dragons","crop circles","income tax","earthquakes","time travel","heroin","gay marriage","Hollywood propaganda","ELF radiation","subliminal messages","political correctness","multiculturalism","witchcraft","bureaucracy","Internet trolls","data harvesting","Obamacare","alien abductions","holograms","lasers","hypnotism"))
(set: $goodtech to
(either: "Bitcoin","leylines","orgone energy","crystals","transcendental meditation","ayahuasca","tinfoil hats","the gold standard","the phantom time hypothesis","tulpas","faith healing","the power of prayer","the Odylic force","tantric sex","the language of dolphins","logic","colloidal silver","Qi Gong","the art of the katana","intravenous ozone","our past lives","the Deep Web","chiropracty","the third eye","veganism","acupuncture","chromotherapy","feng shui","race realism","skull science","intelligent design","colon cleansing","ear candling","Ayurveda","psychic surgery","the Kabbalah","morphic resonance","psilocybin","nootropics","voluntary celibacy","sovereign citizenship","the Constitution","traditional masculinity","states' rights","the Second Amendment","monoatomic gold","mental discipline","meme magic"))
(set: $event to
(either: "9/11","the Holocaust","the Kennedy assassination","the Cuban Missile Crisis","the moon landing","the Armenian genocide","the Boston bombings","the evidence for climate change","every school shooting","the Arab Spring","the Reichstag Fire","the works of William Shakespeare","every Presidential election since 1933","the Cultural Revolution","the fall of Communism","the Treaty of Versailles","the attack on Pearl Harbor","the Gulf of Tonkin incident","the Nixon tapes","the bombing of Hiroshima","the Tiananmen Square protests","the fossil record","the career of the Beatles","the existence of Finland","the link between cancer and cigarettes","the Oklahoma City bombing","the Waco siege","the Jonestown massacre","every atlas to make the Earth seem round","all other conspiracy theories","the Manhattan Project","Obama's birth certificate","the assassination of Franz Ferdinand","the Russian Revolution","the Lennon assassination","the McKinley assassination","the entirety of the Dark Ages","the Oscars","the Superbowl","the theory of relativity","the death of Princess Diana","the death of Martin Luther King","the death of Malcolm X","the death of Elvis"))
(set: $base to
(either: "in the Nevada desert","beneath the Vatican","beneath the Denver Airport","beneath Comet Pizza","in Bohemian Grove","beneath Chernobyl","beneath the Pyramids","beneath the Nazca Lines"," beneath Tunguska","beneath Jerusalem","beneath the Pentagon","beneath Roswell","beneath Mount Kilimanjaro","on the rogue planet Nibiru","in Atlantis","in the Bermuda Triangle","in Shangri-La","in the Hollow Earth","on the moon","on the underside of the Flat Earth","beneath the White House","beneath the Kremlin","beneath Mount Rushmore","beneath Chichen Itza","in Montauk","beneath Stonehenge","on Bikini Atoll","in the Australian outback","beneath Cheyenne Mountain","beneath Buckingham Palace"))
(set: $artifact to
(either: "crashed UFOs","the Holy Grail","the Philosopher's Stone","stolen children","a weather control machine","a gateway to the fourth dimension","a nuclear arsenal","the real Mona Lisa","political dissidents","a mineshaft that leads to Hell","dissected aliens","Tesla's notebooks","nine-tenths of the world's gold","the secret of perpetual motion","Half-Life 3","a pocket universe","an ancient spaceship","clones of all major world leaders","the cure for cancer","the reborn Christ","enslaved psychics","the True Cross","the lost books of the Bible","everyone's Internet browsing history","dinosaurs","a gigantic ape","a cold fusion reactor","a nuclear bunker for the world's hundred richest families","an omnipotent child with Down's syndrome","two of every animal","alien-human hybrids","the Spear of Destiny","the Beast of Revelations","the last thylacine","the Fountain of Youth","the true heir to the British throne","a stable of brainwashed assassins","a stargate","doors to parallel worlds","the last of the Nephilim","an anything-goes sex palace for the ultra-rich","Einstein's ghost","a fallen angel","a baby clone of $secretperson","Nostradamus' secret prophecies","a guy who can kill with his mind","failed genetic experiments","the computer that runs the world","a computer that knows the future","the entire Internet","God","an enslaved djinn","Noah's ark","an alien ambassador","all humanity in a VR simulation"))
}
$realgroup is a front for $secretgroup and run by $realperson, who is secretly $relationship$secretperson. They faked $event and keep $artifact on a base $base. They use $badtech to control us, but we can use $goodtech to stop them.
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