You have a choice to either jump off the cliff, cross the bridge, or swim the river.\n\nswim []\ncross the bridge []\njump off the cliff []
and Alternate Universes
You are transported home, you win!
You get transported home! Yay!
He asks if he is funny. \n\nYou...\n\nsay no []\n\nsay yes []
You die because you ain't funny.
The wizard points his staff at you and you feel your life seeping through and out of your body. Your nerves explode and your body turns to dust. Fire spreads through your veins as you gasp your final breath.\n\nYou die.\n\nThe end.
You get turned into a blue donkey, but that's okay.
You swim in the river and get to the other side! Now do you go down the \n\nleft path []\nor \nright path []
you choose to jump off the cliff and land in a cloud! Do you use the cloud to fly away, or jump off the cloud and finish what you started?\n\nfly away []\n\njump off []
You choose to cross the bridge, but it begins to break! \n\nA wizard appears, do you stay with him or jump off the bridge?\n\nstay with the wizard []\n\njump off []\n
Go down path on the right side, and keep going until... []
You decide to travel down the left path, which looks like it has not been traveled on before. You decide to keep going.\n\n[]
You decide to jump off a cliff, refusing to let the bad life behind you consume you. Do you:\n\nkeep falling []\nsummon The Wizard to save you []\nteleport yourself to an alternate dimension []
A wizard appears and towers over you with overwhelming fortitude. Do you:\n\nrun away down a path in the forest? []\n\nfly away on a cloud? []\n\nlet the wizard teleport you to another dimension? []
You decide to jump off the cloud and keep falling. []
You fly away on a magical cloud and... []
Answer the wizard's question: "Why does pretty matter?"\n\nI don't know []\n\nOliver would know. []\n
You go into another universe, and you meet a wizard. you can...\n\nanswer the wizard's question []\n\ntry to steal the wizard's world []\n\nhug him []
The wizard tells you a joke and you don't laugh.\n\n[]
You try to steal the wizard's wand to use the magic and get home, but the wizard gets really mad. Do you:\n\ncontinue attacking []\n\nstop and apologize []\n
The wizard tells you another joke. Do you...\n\nlaugh loudly []\n\ndon't laugh []\n\nask if it was supposed to be funny []
The wizard starts crying, do you...\n\ncomfort him []\n\ntell him to be quiet []
The wizard is happy.\n\nDo you:\n\nSay you're lying []\n\nask to go home []\n\noffer him a potato []
The wizard asks you why you're so mean\n\nyou hit him []\n\nyou walk away []
The wizard asks you to tell him a joke, and you tell him\n\na terrible joke []\n\na decent joke []\n\nan anti-joke []
He is skeptical. \n\nYou...\n\nsay he's really funny []\n\ntell him to shut up []