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Yaawn, you just woke up from a cat nap.
What would you like to do first?
[[Eat Breakfast]] <strong>or</strong> [[Wake Up Human]]
You haven't ate in ages... well, more like 2 hours, but it feels like ages.
Should you
[[eat all of your food]]
*or*
[[save some for later]]
Bad call. It's 6:00am and your human is not impressed.
Should you [[lick them]] to make it better or [[leave]] the bedroom?Acceptable. Human pets you and falls back asleep. You leave the bedroom to continue with your routine. Where to next?
[[bathroom]]
[[kitchen]]Where to next?
[[kitchen]]
[[bathroom]]Now that that's out of the way, what should you do next?
[[Wake Up Human]]
Go to the [[kitchen]]
Go to the [[bathroom]]
Good choice. You never know when you will need a snack.
What to do next though?
[[Wake Up Human]]
Go to the [[kitchen]]
Go to the [[bathroom]]The countertop is looking like a lot of fun. But there are also magnets on the fridge that are in dire need of removing.
[[jump on countertop]]
[[remove magnets]]What a wonderful place with so many interesting things to play with.
You haven't used your claws in a while. You had better make sure they are still functioning. What should you do?
[[destroy the toilet paper]]
[[destroy the shower curtain]]Uh oh. [[Unhappy human]]Uh oh. [[Unhappy human]]Uh oh. [[Unhappy human]]Uh oh. [[Unhappy human]]Your human is not impressed with your antics.
But, that's okay, they still love you.
They pick you up, give you some pets, and let you cuddle with them on the couch.
The life of a cat.
Want to play again?
[[Yes]]
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