You're definitely drunk so you drink a bottle of water before bed. You wake up hung over, but are only 15 minutes late to your exam. Your teacher is feeling generous and doesn't penalize you. She hands you a copy, you [[take]] it, reeking of alcohol.\n\n<html><IMG SRC="http://totalfratmove.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/d8292bad42c69e10c1f8b7e3b4e37e9675048424.jpeg"></html>\n\n<<stopsound "Avicii - Levels (Original Mix).mp3">>
Your smooth lines pay off and you get invited to their pregame in Atwater.\n\n<html><IMG SRC="http://cdn.sheknows.com/articles/2012/10/expert-flirting-tips-vert.jpg"></html> \n\n[[Accept the invitation]]\n\n[[Decline|You're scared and stay at your own table]]\n\n
Your idiot friends are all hammered and asleep by the time you arrive. Pointless excursion that cost you a hook up with your crush. You'll kill them tomorrow.\n\n<html><IMG SRC="http://static.thetechjournal.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/game-over.jpg"></html>\n\n[[Start]] again?
You start playing videogames. You hear there's a great new course on videogames offered and wish you had signed up for it this semester. You and your friends get hungry and must eat, but you should study though. Hmmm..\n\n<html><IMG SRC="http://www.quarterlifeman.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/0146.jpg"></html> \n\n<<playsound "mario theme song.mp3">>\n\n[[Grab a snack and study]]\n\n[[Get dinner with friends]]
You ace it no problem and get an A in the class. Graduation is the following weekend, but without the stress of finals or papers, you are able to enjoy senior week. Congratulations!\n\n<html><IMG SRC="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-m_ZqGankeOM/Tc6zSIFmNiI/AAAAAAAACaQ/dwCsmjPfnic/s1600/graduation_graphics_03.jpg"></html>\n\nYou won. However, there is more than one successful ending. Would you like to [[Try Again|Start]]?\n\n<<playsound "12 Graduation 1.m4p">>
The following game is a simulation of a Middlebury College senior's final few days on campus. You have one final exam left tomorrow morning that you must pass in order to graduate.\n\nYou will have the ability to choose your actions in the day before the exam (but be sure to make it to class prepared!).\n\nGood luck!\n\n<<stopsound "Shots.mp3">>\n<<stopsound "12 Graduation 1.m4p">>\n\n<<playsound "MIDD KID (Official Music Video).mp3">>\n\n[[Intro]]
Way to go. You better [[hit the gym]] beforehand in order to look your best.\n\n<html><IMG SRC="http://www.middlebury.edu/media/view/362027/standard/co-00-00-112.jpg"></html>
You head to Ross. The options are terrible.\n\n<html><IMG SRC="http://sites.middlebury.edu/middmag/files/2010/09/Ross_0177.jpg"></html> \n\n\nDo you [[test out the chicken|test]] or [[play it safe and grab some pizza|pizza]]\n\n<<stopsound "mario theme song.mp3">>
You're extra motivated since this is the last exam of your collegiate career, and put some serious study time in at the library. Your forgo sleep and food. You're gonna get that last A, you can feel it! Kepp studying! Don't stop! Keep up the--\n\nYou wake up at 2pm the next day sleeping at your desk in the library. Test was hours ago...\n\n<html><IMG SRC="http://static.thetechjournal.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/game-over.jpg"></html>\n\n[[Start]] again?\n
Everyone in discussion looks tired, nobody, including yourself, has done any of the reading. Your teacher gives a pop quiz.\n\n<html><IMG SRC="http://blog.camera.org/archives/pop-quiz.jpg"></html>\n\n[[Shit]]
Just as your about to shotgun, public safety walks in and gives you a citation. Tough luck.\n\n<html><IMG SRC="http://static.thetechjournal.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/game-over.jpg"></html>\n\n[[Start]] again?\n\n<<stopsound "Avicii - Levels (Original Mix).mp3">>
You head to the party but stop home to chug a few beers first then [[roll to Atwater]].\n\n\n<html><IMG SRC="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2010/1/47%20Waterfall%20Beer%20Chug.jpg"></html>\n\n<<playsound "Avicii - Levels (Original Mix).mp3">>
You play a more few video games with your roommate and hit the hay feeling prepared for your final exam. Just as you're falling asleep, your parents call you. You don't really feel like talking to them right now but, do you [[answer]] it or [[let it go to voicemail|voicemail]]?\n\n<html><IMG SRC="http://ww1.hdnux.com/photos/10/11/40/2136084/11/628x471.jpg"></html>\n\n<<playsound "Cell Phone Ringing- sound effect.mp3">>
No time for breakfast today. Those few extra minutes of sleep were worth it though. Start jogging over to class!\n\n<html><IMG SRC="http://angryjogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/running-in-school1.jpg"></html>\n\n[[Jog into class out of breath]]\n\n
You [[whack]] the snooze button for some extra sleep.\n\n<<stopsound "alarm clock.mp3">>
You have some great conversations on the way home. Your phone buzzes in your pocket. You answer- it's your friend calling saying come to their place for the coolest thing. Sounds ambiguous but you're intrigued.\n\n[[Head over]]\n\n[[Hang up and go inside your house]]\n\n<<stopsound "04 Everybody (Backstreet's Back).m4p">>
You quickly get ready, feeling good, looking fresh, and head over to Atwater to find your crush.\n\nUpon arrival, you see that your host has so generously provided some beverages for the occassion.\n\n<html><IMG SRC="http://vegnews.com/web/uploads/asset/3794/file/FrostySnowAngelsPunchLG.jpg"></html>\n\n<html><IMG SRC="http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/toast-beer.jpg"></html>\n\n\nThere are a couple of different options. Are you in the mood for [[beer]] or [[mystery punch]]?
Classic choice. You crush a couple of cans and getting a little buzzed but not out of control. You're able to talk to your crush more easily without being shy or intimidated. Hell yeah. You can't be sure, but it seems like they're definitely flirting with you. Before you know it, they want to leave. Nice! \n\n<html><IMG SRC="http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02172/A9PMW0_2172674b.jpg"></html>\n\n\nDo you [[go back to your place]] or [[hit the grille first]]?\n\n<<playsound "04 Everybody (Backstreet's Back).m4p">>
You sit down to take the exam, you're not quite at your best, but are able to scribble some decently coherent answers into the Blue Book. While you certainly did not ace it, your other work in the class should make up for it...hopefully.\n\n[[Check bannerweb]]
Your parents insist on talking to you about your future and destiny. This conversation is tough, taking 4.5 hours. You lay awake in bed, tossing and turning but eventually your [[eyes close]]...\n\n<html><IMG SRC="http://www.collegecures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/cant-sleep.jpg"></html>\n\n<<stopsound "Cell Phone Ringing- sound effect.mp3">>
A day in the life of a Midd Kid.
You wake up on battell beach the next morning, and have 12 new pictures of your drunk self passed out on Facebook. You check out your phone and have 30 missed calls from your parents. They are not pleased.\n\n<html><IMG SRC="http://static.thetechjournal.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/game-over.jpg"></html>\n\n[[Start]] again?
You go to Porter Hospital. Luckily, it's nothing serious, just a broken leg and a few broken ribs. You're in a lot of pain. Unfortunately, you must spend the night. No studying to be done here. You fail the exam. \n\n<html><IMG SRC="http://static.thetechjournal.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/game-over.jpg"></html>\n\n[[Start]] again?
You're late! You hurry out of the door to your last class.\n\n<html><IMG SRC="http://careergirlnetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/late_clock.png"></html>\n\n[[Open Door]]\n
You were right, your essays and participation in class compensated for the D on your last exam. You still pass the class and are able to graduate.\n\nYou are the smartest kid alive!\n\n<html><IMG SRC="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-m_ZqGankeOM/Tc6zSIFmNiI/AAAAAAAACaQ/dwCsmjPfnic/s1600/graduation_graphics_03.jpg"></html>\n\nYou won. However, there is more than one successful ending. Would you like[[Try Again|Start]]?\n\n<<playsound "12 Graduation 1.m4p">>
Keeping it simple. You finish quickly and [[head to the lib|Walk]]. \n\n<html><IMG SRC="http://www.amherstchristianchurch.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/pizza1.jpg"></html> \n
You had a great workout and are looking fit. Time to get ready to look hot for the party.\n\nWhat's the look you're going for? Can't be too casual and risk looking lazy, but you definitely do not want to be too dressed up and be "that" kid.\n\n<html><IMG SRC="http://img.trendenciashombre.com/2012/06/650_1000_DJ..JPG"></html> \n\nDo you dress [[casual and cool]] or [[fancier and sharp]]?
2:01!!\n\nThe grille is closed and your crush decides to head back to their place to go to bed. Better luck next time.\n\n<html><IMG SRC="http://static.thetechjournal.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/game-over.jpg"></html>\n\n[[Start]] again?
All the maintenance and grooming took you a long time. Atwater is already packed and you die a stampede of drunk freshmen.\n\n<html><IMG SRC="http://static.thetechjournal.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/game-over.jpg"></html>\n\n[[Start]] again?
You head outside to get your car, but realized your friend that borrowed it earlier had parked in a restricted lot. Your car got towed!\n\n<html><IMG SRC="http://static.thetechjournal.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/game-over.jpg"></html>\n\n[[Start]] again?
The party's great. You're glad you went out. But you do have an exam tomorrow, do you [[stay out]]? You've already studied for the test. Or do you [[go home]], you do want to do well on the test. \n\n<html><IMG SRC="http://www.alivelimo.com/images/photo/college.jpg"></html>\n
You stroll leisurely to class. Everyone seems in a good mood today as well- you even participate a bit! Your class ends, but you have one last exam tomorrow. Don't forget to study!\n\n<html><IMG SRC="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/26/article-2402162-1B78C69B000005DC-69_634x438.jpg"></html> \n\n[[Study right away until exam]]\n\n[[Play some video games with friends]]
The chicken isn't bad, but not the greatest either. Because you had to wait in line, a round table has cleared and you jump on it for prime time people watching. You glance around and woah, you see your crush list crush sitting at the round table next to you. \n\n<html><IMG SRC="http://genaw.com/lowcarb/food_photos/one_pot_chicken_dish_zoom.jpg"></html> \n\n[[stop by their table and talk to them]]\n\n[[You're scared and stay at your own table]]
Good thing you didn't approach them! Their new significant other showed up 2 seconds later.\n\nYou clear your dishes, and head to the library to [[study]].
What's in it? You have no idea. It's green, and that's awesome. You chug a couple of glasses- it tastes like Koolaid so it's no problem. Or is there... you're absolutely [[shitfaced]].\n\n<<playsound "Shots.mp3">>
Your lack of preparation has caused you to fail the quiz. The stress makes you pass out.\n\n\n\n<html><IMG SRC="http://static.thetechjournal.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/game-over.jpg"></html>\n\n[[Start]] again?\n
You're all the way up in Proctor.\n\nDo you [[walk|Walk]] or [[drive|Drive]]?\n\n<<stopsound "mario theme song.mp3">>
You end up pulling an unintentional all-nighter before your exam. You sit down to take the test the next morning and immediately pass out on the paper. You get some odd looks from people in our class. You wake up to the professor yelling "Pencils down!"\n\n<html><IMG SRC="http://static.thetechjournal.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/game-over.jpg"></html>\n\n[[Start]] again?
You're really tired and can talk to them tomorrow after you [[CRUSH]] your exam.\n\n<html><IMG SRC="http://borderlessnewsandviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/sleep4.jpeg"></html>\n\n<<stopsound "Cell Phone Ringing- sound effect.mp3">>
Damn. You lost your room key somewhere at the party and can't get inside your room. \n\n<html><IMG SRC="http://static.thetechjournal.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/game-over.jpg"></html>\n\n[[Start]] again?
The night is young and beautiful as you walk to the lib. \n\nYou post up in a cubicle and study for a few hours. You're feeling good about the material. You check out the clock- it's still early! You technically have time to go out, it is your last week in college you know. \n\n<html><IMG SRC="http://www.travelandleisure.com/images/amexpub/0033/6245/201210-w-college-libraries-middlebury-college-library.jpg"></html>\n\n[[YOLO and go out]]\n\n[[Go home and get a good night's sleep before the exam|Go home]]
Errrrrrttt. Errrrrttt. Errrrrttt.\n\n<html><IMG SRC="http://assets.hardwaresphere.com/uploads/2009/09/sony-icf-cl75ip-alarm-clock-ipod-dock.jpg"></html> \n\nYour alarm clock is ringing!\n\n<<playsound "alarm clock.mp3">>\n\n<<stopsound "MIDD KID (Official Music Video).mp3">>\n\n[[Wake Up]]\n\n[[Hit Snooze]]
You roll out of bed. Time to [[eat breakfast]] before last discussion\n\n<html><IMG SRC="http://www.middlebury.edu/media/view/424876/standard/co30-5-11-spring-018.jpg"></html> \n\n<<stopsound "alarm clock.mp3">>
Dylan Kane\nJenna Meyer
(function () {\n "use strict";\n version.extensions['soundMacros'] = {\n major: 1,\n minor: 1,\n revision: 2\n };\n var p = macros['playsound'] = {\n soundtracks: {},\n handler: function (a, b, c, d) {\n var loop = function (m) {\n if (m.loop == undefined) {\n m.loopfn = function () {\n this.play();\n };\n m.addEventListener('ended', m.loopfn, 0);\n } else m.loop = true;\n m.play();\n };\n var s = eval(d.fullArgs());\n if (s) {\n s = s.toString();\n var m = this.soundtracks[s.slice(0, s.lastIndexOf("."))];\n if (m) {\n if (b == "playsound") {\n m.play();\n } else if (b == "loopsound") {\n loop(m);\n } else if (b == "pausesound") {\n m.pause();\n } else if (b == "unloopsound") {\n if (m.loop != undefined) {\n m.loop = false;\n } else if (m.loopfn) {\n m.removeEventListener('ended', m.loopfn);\n delete m.loopfn;\n }\n } else if (b == "stopsound") {\n m.pause();\n m.currentTime = 0;\n } else if (b == "fadeoutsound" || b == "fadeinsound") {\n if (m.interval) clearInterval(m.interval);\n if (b == "fadeinsound") {\n if (m.currentTime>0) return;\n m.volume = 0;\n loop(m);\n } else {\n if (!m.currentTime) return;\n m.play();\n }\n var v = m.volume;\n m.interval = setInterval(function () {\n v = Math.min(1, Math.max(0, v + 0.005 * (b == "fadeinsound" ? 1 : -1)));\n m.volume = Math.easeInOut(v);\n if (v == 0 || v == 1) clearInterval(m.interval);\n if (v == 0) {\n m.pause();\n m.currentTime = 0;\n m.volume = 1;\n }\n }, 10);\n }\n }\n }\n }\n }\n macros['fadeinsound'] = p;\n macros['fadeoutsound'] = p;\n macros['unloopsound'] = p;\n macros['loopsound'] = p;\n macros['pausesound'] = p;\n macros['stopsound'] = p;\n macros['stopallsound'] = {\n handler: function () {\n var s = macros.playsound.soundtracks;\n for (var j in s) {\n\t\tif (s.hasOwnProperty(j)) {\n s[j].pause();\n if (s[j].currentTime) {\n\t\t s[j].currentTime = 0;\n\t\t }\n\t\t}\n }\n }\n }\n var div = document.getElementById("storeArea").firstChild;\n var fe = ["ogg", "mp3", "wav", "webm"];\n while (div) {\n var b = String.fromCharCode(92);\n var q = '"';\n var re = "['" + q + "]([^" + q + "']*?)" + b + ".(ogg|mp3|wav|webm)['" + q + "]";\n k(new RegExp(re, "gi"));\n div = div.nextSibling;\n }\n\n function k(c, e) {\n do {\n var d = c.exec(div.innerHTML);\n if (d) {\n var a = new Audio();\n if (a.canPlayType) {\n for (var i = -1; i < fe.length; i += 1) {\n if (i >= 0) d[2] = fe[i];\n if (a.canPlayType("audio/" + d[2])) break;\n }\n if (i < fe.length) {\n a.setAttribute("src", d[1] + "." + d[2]);\n a.interval = null;\n macros.playsound.soundtracks[d[1]] = a;\n } else console.log("Browser can't play '" + d[1] + "'");\n }\n }\n } while (d);\n }\n}());
You're texting while walking across College Street and blatantly walk out in front of a speeding car. It [[hits you]] and breaks your leg.\n\n<html><IMG SRC="http://tinfoiler.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/hit-by-car.jpg"></html> \n
You haven't read, let alone touched a textbook in weeks. \n\n[[Take quiz]]