Ol grammy is sick.
[[Bring her soup]]
[[Comfort grammy]]
[[Go hang with your friends]]
You spend all afternoon cooking up a storm. What soup do you make?
[[potato]]
[[veggie]]
[[turkey]]
You go over to grammy's house. it smells bad because she is so sick. You hold your nose in disgust. You decide to do something nice for grammy.
[[rub her feet]]
[[clean her smelly house]]
[[screw doing something nice you are here and that is enough of a gift]]
Screw grammy. she can take care of herself. You're too cool to care about grammy.
[[go to skatepark]]
[[eat lasagna with your friends]]
[[hang out with your other grandma]]
You bring ol sick grammy potato soup.
"thank u my grandchild i am sick you know"
"yes grammy that's why i brought you this potato soup"
"that's so sweet i will eat it now."
grammy eats a few bites of the potato soup.
she doesn't get better. your soup is disgusting. it tastes terrible. she stays sick for eight more days.
you bring ol sick grammy veggie soup.
"thank u my grandchild you know i am sick you know."
"yes that is why i brought you soup grammy."
"mmm mm smells delicious. i hope it doesn't have onion in it i am deathly allergic."
"no grammy i would never."
she eats the whole bowl of soup. you remember you put onion it. ol grammy has an allergic reaction and dies.
You bring ol grammy a bowl of turkey soup.
"thanks my grandchild this is exactly what i wanted."
"no problem grammy you are my favorite."
Ol grammy eats your turkey soup. she says "it's great" a lot. You stand in the corner, smiling. You are so happy grammy is happy. Too bad it makes grammy sicker. she stays sick for five more days. You did not do a good job.
"screw grammy" you whisper to yourself as you skate on down to the skatepark. You are so cool. You are too cool for sick grammy. As you are skating your mom calls.
"shame on you you are a burden to the family! how dare you not care about grammy!"
you hang up the phone. grammy stays sick for ten more days. you are a bad person. however you feel no guilt or shame because you are a cool skateboarder.
Your friends call you up. they got a pipin hot lasagna waiting for you. You rush over to their house.
while you are there your mom calls, grammy is dead.
You go over to your other grandma's house. she is not sick and she has baked you cookies. She gives you a gift of two hundred dollars.
"oh yeah this grandma rocks. screw that sick grammy" you say to yourself.
Ol sick grammy hears that you abandoned her for your other grandma. She gets so jealous she is healed from her sickness in one day.
"ooooooooo" says grammy. "ahhhhhhhh"
you are disgusted by the weird noises your grammy is making. your utter disgust coupled with the smelly house makes you sick. you get sick. you and grammy are both sick. grammy starts getting better after six days. but you don't. you stay sick. you stay so sick you die. you are dead.
You decide to wash the floors, dishes, bathroom, and everything for her. she thanks you endlessly. she gives you two hundred dollars. you go home. you are so happy.
grammy stays sick for eighteen more days.
"i'm so glad your here. just you being here is enough to make me well. you are such a good grandchild i am so thankful for such a kind soul." grammy adores you.
You kick back and relax. grammy was watching wheel of fortune but screw that. you put on lets make a deal. wayne brady is the best. grammy coughs a lot and interupts your show. what is her problem! she is so self centered.
your selfishness reminds grammy about how good it is to be selfish. she decides to kick you out of her house. grammy feels stronger, she gets better in four hours.