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No, you're a boy.\n\nI'm a [[boy| Good boy]].\nI'm a [[girl]].
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When you dream, you've realized, you have an entirely different concept of yourself as occupying physical space.\n\nYou navigate the labyrinthine dentist's offices and pantsless school hallways without ever looking at yourself or taking any active account of what sort of body you possess.\n\nYou know //what// you are, though, even if in the dream you can't quite remember. It's simmering just beyond the limit of your consciousness, an indistinct knowledge that you are existing as somehow more yourself than when awake. You know you are nestled, and warm, and at home. \n\n[[.|4]]
When you dream, you've realized, you have an entirely different concept of yourself as occupying physical space.\n\nYou navigate the labyrinthine dentist's offices and pantsless school hallways without ever looking at yourself or taking any active account of what sort of body you possess.\n\nYou know //what// you are, though, even if in the dream you can't quite remember. It's simmering just beyond the limit of your consciousness, a concrete knowledge that you are existing as somehow more yourself than when awake. You are nestled and warm and at home. You feel certain that you are about to grasp what it is that you are.\n\n[[.|3]]
Good [[girl|Boyclothes]].
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Two thin strips of plastic keep your fingers trapped together because you have to make a bracelet and stay sitting down until you finish it okay but ew why did you choose //those// colours you keep joggling your foot in small spastic shakes and your fingers push against the plastic no don't honey you'll ruin the bracelet just sit still for once why don't you you can go play when the boys are done in the field because they need to practice that's why which you guess is okay but you can't help but feel you deserve [[something better]].
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If you open your eyes too much the sun jabs in so you have to keep on this forced squinty rictus but you can't go sit in the shade because damn it boy get some good red-blooded exercise into your system for once here just catch the ball and you can feel your entire body locking up as it hurtles at you and your hands move on their own and you can see his eyes flash for a second like you'll finally catch it but like every other time your hands don't do what they're supposed to and Christ come on kid we'll do it just a bit more till you catch it then we can go in which you guess is okay but you can't help but feel you deserve [[something better]].
When you dream, you've realized, you have an entirely different concept of yourself as occupying physical space.\n\n\n[[.|1]]\n\n
all passages under this line r losers\n\n____________________________________
Your tights cram up against your legs itching and pulling until they tear again and you'll have to get new ones and try to cross your legs to cover the rip but not too much or they'll see up your skirt and try to be careful walking up stairs and try not to wear anything that could attract well the wrong sort of people and try not to walk too fast and whatever you do don't [[run]] not that you could in those shoes anyway.
No, you're a girl.\n\nI'm a [[boy]].\nI'm a [[girl| Good girl]].
What are you?\n\nI'm a [[boy]].\nI'm a [[girl]].
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Good [[boy| Girlclothes]].
Chris Laett-Babcock
Each day you wear The Uniform meaning drab grey pants that bunch unappealingly around your ankles and a plain white button-down shirt that you tuck into your pants leaving an unavoidable gross bulge just above the belt and clunky shoes qualified as "dress" only by their black featurelessness and it's all unbearably itchy your entire body area from feet to neck constantly about to break out into some bizarre rash and then you go home and read something and watch something else and always spend too long reading words like taffeta and muslin and watch whole episodes only paying attention to how well that one floral dress suits that one actress and then you keep watching until [[your eyes get sore]].