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Welcome to the starship Ellis!
For over 30 years now she has orbited Europa, the smallest of Jupiter’s moons.
Ever since it was discovered that this tiny rock could support life, lifeforms from all over the galaxy have been lining up to get a piece of it!
Ellis serves as a processing center for these hopeful immigrants… like [[yourself]]!
Now, answer these next few questions with honesty. I want to make sure you wind up where you need to be going!
What is your home planet?
1. "I am from [[Earth]]."
2. "I am from [[Mars]]."
3. "I am from [[Planet Vulcan]]."
4. "I was born on [[a starship]] like this one."Earth, you say?
I've heard stories of a place like this, for which the starship was named. Wherever opportunity is to be found, so will there be Earthlings like [[you]]!Mars! The ruby of the solar system!
I was there once, long ago, when I was a student at Elon Musk University.
I sure am glad to see a true Martian like [[you]]!A fellow sailor!
I was born and raised on Ellis myself.
I wonder what this ship must look like to [[you]]?Now this might seem like a silly question, but for the sake of filling out this form, what's your species?
1. "I'm a [[Human]]."
2. "I'm a [[Martian]]."
3. "I'm [[European]]... from the moon, not the Earth continent!"
4. "I'm a [[Vulcan]]."
5. "I'm an [[Artificial Intelligence-capable Android]]."Are you planning to immigrate to Europa?
1. "I just sat on a starship for 3 years, of course [[I'm staying!]]"
2. I'm just [[visiting]].Are you planning to immigrate to Europa?
1. "I just sat on a starship for 3 years, of course [[I'm staying!]]"
2. I'm just [[visiting]].Welcome home then! Are you planning on staying for long?
1. "I just sat on a starship for 3 years, of course [[I'm staying!]]"
2. I'm just [[visiting]].Ah, I wonder how you managed to board a ship for Europa?
Unfortunately, Androids are currently prohibited from entering Europa.
Demand for life-supporting is so high these days that many feel it isn't necessary or fair for artifical lifeforms to "take up all the oxygen", as they say.
I'm afraid you will have to [[return home]]. I'm sorry, I know you traveled quite a distance to arrive here.What's your occupation?
We have several options listed here: [[artist]], [[engineer]], [[farmer]], [[hospitality]], [[government]], [[medical industry]], [[military personnel]], [[sanitation services]], [[scientist]], [[starship pilot]], [[student]], [[teacher]], and [[unemployed]].What's your occupation?
We have several options listed here: [[artist]], [[engineer]], [[farmer]], [[hospitality]], [[government]], [[medical industry]], [[military personnel]], [[sanitation services]], [[scientist]], [[starship pilot]], [[student]], [[teacher]], and [[unemployed]].Oh really! Maybe you can show me your artwork sometime.
But unfortunately, Europa's Lunar Council has deemed your profession to be unnecessary to their economy.
It's quite sad, really... there are no museums on Europa. It is a hub of industry.
Arrangements will be made for you to [[return home]].Oh really! Europa could always use more people like you!
Just a few more [[questions]] now.Oh really! Europa could always use more people like you!
Just a few more [[questions]] now.I see.
Just a few more [[questions]] now.I see.
Just a few more [[questions]] now.Oh really! Europa could always use more people like you!
Just a few more [[questions]] now.Thank you for your service!
Just a few more [[questions]] now.Oh really! Europa could always use more people like you!
Just a few more [[questions]] now.Oh really! Europa could always use more people like you!
Just a few more [[questions]] now.Did you fly yourself here?
Just a few more [[questions]] now.Ah, I see...
Unfortunately, Europa is unable to accept anyone not currently working in an industrial profession.
It's quite sad, really... I'm here on Ellis because there wasn't any place for my Art History degree.
Arrangements will be made for you to [[return home]].Oh really! Europa could always use more people like you!
Just a few more [[questions]] now.Ah, I see...
Unfortunately, Europa is unable to accept anyone not currently working in an industrial profession.
Arrangements will be made for you to [[return home]].Do you have any allergies?
1. "[[Nope!]]"
2. "[[Peanuts!]] They are the bane of my existence!"
3. I am allergic to [[everything]]! I have to constantly monitor my surroundings. Going to a restaurant is an epic undertaking!"Do you have any body modifications?
1. "[[No!]] My body is a temple!"
2. "Just that [[tattoo]] that I got in college, ha ha..."
3. "I may have a [[bionic limb]]... or two..."
4. "I have [[X-Ray vision]], with the proper licenses."Do you have any body modifications?
1. "[[No!]] My body is a temple!"
2. "Just that [[tattoo]] that I got in college, ha ha..."
3. "I may have a [[bionic limb]]... or two..."
4. "I have [[X-Ray vision]], with the proper licenses."Argh! How did you even survive the flight over?
Unfortunately, lifeforms with sensitive immune systems such as yours aren't allowed on Europa. There is just too much risk that something may happen to you!
You'll have to [[return home]].Do you have anything to declare?
1. "[[Nothing]]."
2. "Yes, some [[snacks]] I brought with me!"
3. "Yes, I have some [[firearms]] with me!"
4. "Yes, my beloved [[pet]]!""Do you have anything to declare?
1. "[[Nothing]]."
2. "Yes, some [[snacks]] I brought with me!"
3. "Yes, I have some [[firearms]] with me!"
4. "Yes, my beloved [[pet]]!""Do you really now! Looking at you, I couldn't even tell!
That's really a shame, because Europa's Lunar Council decreed last year that bionic limbs were a threat to society, because of their superhuman abilities.
I'm going to have to ask you to [[return home]].Do you really?
My roommate has those! He swears he isn't using them when he's in my company, but you can never really know, can you?
Unfortunately Europa requires all individuals with X-ray vision to remain in [[Quarantine]] for 3 weeks, so that it can be determined whether or not you will abuse your abilities.Well, if that's all, then [[Welcome to Europa!]] You'll need to dispose of those before you proceed.
But if that's all you have to declare, [[Welcome to Europa!]] What?! Why?!
These will have to be confiscated!! Weapons are not allowed on Europa, didn't you know that!
I will also have to report you to the Europa Customs Authorities, and you will be held in Quarantine for up to 3 weeks while we give you a [[psychological evaluation]]!
You could also choose to just [[return home]].
What?! Didn't you know that domesticated animals aren't allowed to enter Europa!
You'll need to [[return home]] with them. We want to make sure that you aren't a danger to other lifeforms on Europa.
We ask lifeforms carrying firearms to undergo psychological evaluation in [[Quarantine]] for a period of up to 2 months.Based on the answers you provided me today, it looks like I won't be able to grant you access to Europa!
Due to increasing demand for visas to Europa, we've had to intensify our rigorous screening process. We are seeking healthy individuals with specialized jobs to build a better future for the young lunar base!
Don't take it too hard.
I hope you have a save journey home!Congratulations!!!
Based on your answers, you have been granted immediate entry to Europa!
You will be given a pass for the next shuttle to the small moon, which leaves tomorrow at 9AM Starship Time.
Due to increasing demand for visas to Europa, we've had to intensify our rigorous screening process. I think you will be a valuable member to Europa's way of life.
I hope you have a wonderful day!Based on the answers you provided me today, it looks like one or more details from your history poses a threat to the lifeforms on Europa.
We will be holding you in temporary Quarantine, and you will be issued a bunk on Ellis for the time being.
Please take this document with you to the end of the queue, where someone will assist you with planning your stay.
Goodbye!Vulcan, eh?
It's not often we see Vulcans around here! It seems like [[you]] guys have it pretty nice out there.Ah, Vulcan! Well, "live long an prosper" and all that!
Are you planning on staying in Europa?
1. "I just sat on a starship for 3 years, of course [[I'm staying!]]"
2. I'm just [[visiting]].