(align: "=><=")[**You're Trapped Inside Wilson Over Winter Break. Can You Escape?**
*by Max Fawcett*
[[(play game)]]
[[(i don't think i can escape)]] ]
you wake up in your locker
[[(why am i in my locker)]]
[[(inspect locker)]]
**GAME OVER**
i mean how would you know, you haven't even tried
[[(oh ok)->START]]
beats me
[[(crap)->(play game)]]
(if: (history:) contains "your textbook." and it contains "pencil.")[you've exhausted all your options, clearly.
[[(scream out for help)]]](else:)[it's kind of dark, but the airholes allow you to see out into the hallway. the lights are on. could somebody else be here? is wilson just wasting electricity?
you're sitting on [[your textbook.]] and a [[pencil.]] ]
it's a spanish textbook.
[[(i'm not taking spanish)]]
[[(back)->(inspect locker)]]
it's pokey...
[[(back)->(inspect locker)]]
in this simulation you are
[[(back)->(inspect locker)]]
you (text-style: "rumble")[screeeeam] out for help. it's really loud because you're in your locker.
[[(scream again)]]
you (text-style: "rumble")[screeeeam] out for help *again*. you're giving yourself a mondo headache.
[[(give up)]]
[[(don't give up)]]
you decide to give up and accept your fate sleeping in this locker.
[[(what day of winter break is it)]]
[[(is there any food in here)]]
how brave of you
[[(thanks)]]
it's day 2
[[(crap)->(give up)]]
i think you would have seen that when you looked around in your locker.
[[(i'm so hungry)]]
be strong bubby
[[(wait what's that sound)]]
what sound
[[(it sounds like footsteps)]]
i don't hear any footsteps
[[(oh i think it's the janitor)]]
ok stop playing this game there clearly is no janitor here
[[(yes there is)]]
[[(haha i'm just messing with you)]]
oh wait you're totally right the janitor is right there and he's letting you out of the locker
[[(hell yeah)]]
oh haha i was scared for a second you got me good
[[(LET ME OUT OF THIS LOCKER)]]
the janitor asks you what your name is and how long you've been a long time
[[("clyde" and "a long time, bubber..")]]
[[("clyde" and "i don't know")]]
[[(just "none of your beeswax")]]
you tell him your name is clyde, and you've been in this locker for a long time, bubber.
he says he could put you back in if you wanted
[[(no let me out)]]
[[(let me stay)]]
you tell him your name is clyde, and you don't know(if: (history:) contains "(what day of winter break is it)")[, even though you totally DO know].
he says he could put you back in the locker if you wanted
[[(no let me out)]]
[[(let me stay)]]
you tell him it's none of his beeswax
he's confused and he puts you back in your locker.
[[(spit at him)->(let me stay)]]
[[(glare at him)->(let me stay)]]
"haha ok" he says
[[(leave school)]]
**GAME OVER**
in this locker you shall forever remain
(start over)
(click: "(start over)")[(reload:)]
you run run run out of your locker to the school exit. you open the door, and...
*FLOOF*
...a bunch of snow falls out. you're SNOWED IN
[[(OH NO)]]
oh look it looks like the janitor heard your screams
[[(let me out of here, janitor!!)]]
be patient he's on his way
[[(ok)]]
he's here
[[(ok)->(hell yeah)]]
i can't i'm sorry
[[(why)]]
i'm just a voice i can't do nothing
[[(just game over me please)->(let me stay)]]
HOW WILL YOU FIX THIS
[[(DIG YOUR WAY OUT)]]
[[(EAT SNOW)]]
[[(START FIRE)]]
[[(try different exit)]]
YOU START DIGGING ITS SO COLD
[[(MY HANDS HURT AND IM GETtING NOWHERE)]]
YOU START EATING SNOW ITS SO COLD
[[(MY HANDS HURT AND IM GETtING NOWHERE)]]
YOU START BURNING THE SCHOOL EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE
[[(THIS IS GOOD)]]
[[(PULL THE FIRE ALARM)]]
**you wiiiin**
you try a different exit, and whaddya know joe, it works. yeah boiiiiii
EVERYTHING IS SNOW YOU CANT SEE ANYTHING
[[(MAKE SNOW NOISES)]]
**GAME OVER**
you die in the snow
(start over)
(click: "(start over)")[(reload:)]
EVERYTHING HURTS THIS IS WHAT FIRE TASTES LIKE YOU SAY
[[(BURN ALIVE)]]
**you wiiiin**
the fire alarm is pulled and the fire team saves you
unfortunately the school is not salvaged what a disgrace.
**GAME OVER**
what a bunch of baloney, fire sucks.
(start over)
(click: "(start over)")[(reload:)]