Welcome to M.O.M.'s Pet Simulatrix.
Would you choose your pet?
[[Animorphy| Animorphy]]
[[Bildungsrommie| Bildungsrommie]]
[[Xenogeneto| Xenogeneto]]
<p>[[credits]]</p>~~Name:~~ Animorphy
~~Issue:~~ INNOCENT-v.2.1
~~Skills:~~ mind-fracture, bubble smoke, extreme @ing
~~Likes:~~ carcinogenite, glue
Tickle (click) to approach Animorphy.
[[<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/WikLQCm.png"></p>| Animorphy-home1]]~~Name:~~ Bildungsrommie
~~Issue:~~ INNOCENT-v.1.99
~~Skills:~~ lightning augury, bejeweling, datamoshing
~~Likes:~~ virtual hugs, accelerationism
Tickle (click) to approach Bildungsrommie.
[[<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/5gAMamh.png"></p> | Bildungs-home]]~~Name:~~ Xenogeneto
~~Issue:~~ `[`CLASSIFIED`]`
~~Skills:~~ dialectical hissing, catfish detection, Web 3.0
~~Likes:~~ eating the data of black box recordings, cosplaying deities & CEOS
Tickle (click) to approach Xenogeneto.
[[<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/A7zC78u.png"></p> | Xeno-home1]]How do you wish to interact?
[[Feed. | Animorphy-feed1]]
[[Pet. | Animorphy-pet1]]
[[Talk. | Animorphy-talk1]]
[[Eviscerate. | Animorphy-eviscerate1]]
[[Abandon/Reset. | Start]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/WikLQCm.png"></p>You feed Animorphy skutterbugs from the 7-11.
Juicy, plump critters. They squeal with each of Animorphy's crunches into their fatty tissue.
It's a brutal sound.
[[ < | Animorphy-home2]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/WikLQCm.png"></p>You try to pet Animorphy, but your hand drifts through her cumulonimbus skin. Your hand smells rotten.
[[ < | Animorphy-home1]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/WikLQCm.png"></p>Animorphy communicates through the psychic wavelengths of your inner shame.
[["Tell me your story." | Animorphy-story]]
[["Why are you called Animorphy?" | Animorphy-origin]]
[[`*`psycho-babble`*` | Animorphy-transform]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/WikLQCm.png"></p>You would not even dare.
[[ < | Animorphy-home1]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/WikLQCm.png"></p>How do you wish to in(flict)teract?
[[Feed again. | Animorphy-feed2]]
[[Pet. | Animorphy-pet1]]
[[Talk. | Animorphy-talk1]]
[[Eviscerate. | Animorphy-eviscerate1]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/WikLQCm.png"></p>You throw another pile of skutterbugs at
Animorphy's buttery form. She chews through
the batch slowly and reluctantly. There is
disdain in her eyebulbs.
[[ < | Animorphy-home3]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/WikLQCm.png"></p>How do you wish to in(flict)teract?
[[Feed again. | Animorphy-feed3]]
[[Pet. | Animorphy-pet1]]
[[Talk. | Animorphy-talk1]]
[[Eviscerate. | Animorphy-eviscerate1]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/WikLQCm.png"></p>Animorphy's form bulges with skutterbugs, and gives out to the overwhelming force of gravity. Now a puddle,this is no longer a pet.
Taking care of pets is hard. You have to practice moderation.
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/vCWbFbl.png".</p><p id="voice1">*I was engineered from the hyperthermic heat vents in the ocean. Oomans discovered I was full of toxic necro-energy. My organs were to be harvested and used to generate this energy, but I escaped and took shelter in the battery of the M.O.M. plant.*</p>
[["Who engineered you?" | Animorphy-story2]]
[["How toxic are you?" | Animorphy-toxic]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/WikLQCm.png"></p><p id="voice1">*I've never heard of that. My real name is: <img src="https://i.imgur.com/IEpR8Ou.png"> They must have misinformed you.*</p>
[["Who are they?" | Animorphy-conspiracy]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/WikLQCm.png"></p><p id="voice1">*HEOOOOOOOOOOAOAOAOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAOAOAAOEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOAOAOAOAOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEOAOAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAA*</p>
You wish to never hear that again.
[[ < | Animorphy-talk1]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/9oXUJxS.png"></p><p id="voice1">*Created in the mind of a neo-Puritan who defected from their nuclear family squadron. The foul Ooman went the route of excavation (as they always do) and resurrected me from my fossilized form.* </p>
[["Are you happy?" | Animorphy-emotion]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/WikLQCm.png"></p><p id="voice1">*I am lovely. Even in my stink. Do you wish to take my happiness away?*</p>
[[ Sure... | Animorphy-unhappy]]
[[No, thank you. | Animorphy-offer]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/WikLQCm.png"></p><p id="voice1"> *Why don't you see for yourself?*</p>
[[Pet. | Animorphy-pet1]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/WikLQCm.png"></p><p id="voice1">*I give you my happiness. It was part of our contract all along. I will go looking for more, but my life is short. I may never find it again.*</p>
[[ > | Animorphy-vanish]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/Vhy3oBi.png"></p><p id="voice1">*Very well. You will accept the offer one day, whether you say so in your words or in your mind. *</p>
[[ > | Animorphy-home1]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/WikLQCm.png"></p>Animorphy evaporates, leaving you along in the contagion chamber. You now possess her immortal happiness. You can go home now.<p id="voice1">*They are your employers, your captors, your beloveds. Their vampirical fangs are enclosing around you as we speak. I can't say much more... you'll note that they are listening on the panopticapp.*</p>
[["They are?" | Animorphy-curious]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/WikLQCm.png"></p>Would you choose your pet?
[[Animorphy| Animorphy]]
[[Bildungsrommie| Bildungsrommie]]
[[Xenogeneto| Xenogeneto]]<p id="voice1">*They may think of me as a useful tool, but my ecto-hide has been through worse! Just a word of advice, don't tell them I told you this.*</p>
[["You think I would tell?" | Animorphy-ask]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/WikLQCm.png"></p><p id="voice1">*No. Not now.*</p>
[["And why not?" | Animorphy-deal]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/WikLQCm.png"></p><p id="voice1">*Cuz now that you know my real name, our soul-chains are linked. If you say anything, they will kill me, and so, you will die too. That is unless you accept the deal.*</p>
[["What's the deal?" | Animorphy-deal2]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/WikLQCm.png"></p><p id="voice1">*I will release my hold on you, if and only if, you give me your happy. Do you accept the deal?*</p>
[["Yes." | Animorphy-yes]]
[["No." | Animorphy-no]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/WikLQCm.png"></p>You transfer 100% of your happy to Animorphy. The holdy cell is dark and dank.
<p id="voice1">*You know, I never noticed how nice this room's lighting is. Reminds me of the ancient Denny's in the new Marianas Trench.*</p>
[[ < | Animorphy-home1]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/WikLQCm.png"></p>You retain 100% of your happy. But deep down in the squid of your soul you feel stuck, like realizing the lining of clothes are coated with spotty ink, and now you are marked.
<p id="voice1">*The Oomans always think they have made the better decision.*</p>
[[ < | Animorphy-home1]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/WikLQCm.png"></p>How do you wish to interact?
[[Feed. | Bildungs-feed1]]
[[Pet. | Bildungs-pet1]]
[[Talk. | Bildungs-talk1]]
[[Eviscerate. | Bildungs-eviscerate1]]
[[Abandon/Reset. | Start]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/5gAMamh.png"></p>Bildungsrommie has no mouth and no desire. She is fed through the starbrand plug-in port, which gives her a healthy dose of delicious necro-energy. The pot pie in your hand is noxious to her.
[[ < | Bildungs-home]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/5gAMamh.png"></p>You go to pet Bildungsrommie. As you reach out your hand, her tendrillic harpoonhairs grapple onto you. Your arm is caught. You envision a life full of this pain, forevermore attached to your arm, as if you have a new part of your body, a Bildungsrommie.
What will you do?
[[Pull away. | Bildungs-pull]]
[[Pet more. | Bildungs-pet2]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/5gAMamh.png"></p>Bildungsrommie communicated through her walkie-talkie organ. The frequency is picked up by the enamel in your teeth. Bildungsrommie's thoughts live in your mouth.
<p id="voice2">Salutations.</p>
[["Hey! Get out of my head!" | Bildungs-accuse]]
[["Hello, how are you?" | Bildungs-pleasant]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/5gAMamh.png"></p>There is a battle axe in your hand. Do you wish to use its vital energy to eviscerate your newfound pet?
[[Totally. | Bildungs-eviscerate2]]
[[Nah. | Bildungs-home2]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/5gAMamh.png"></p>You attempt to pull away but her tentankles grab hold even tighter, growing rapidly, groping up your arm. You are building a career with Bildungsrommie, getting married, having kids, aging and dying. You try to grab your iPhone, there's a funeral kickback to arrange!
[[ > | Bildungs-pull2]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/Rtk1L2H.png"></p>Bildungsrommie swirls as you enter her `*`SPECIAL GRAVITY ZONE`*`. You are beginning to forget essential things about yourself: your name, where you are, what your favorite Coca-Cola product is.
[[ > | Bildungs-warp]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/1vqFEwe.png"></p>You have chosen to eviscerate a livebeing. The battle axe you were always equipped with has come in handy, as you swipe down on Bildungsrommie, who never asked you for anything but evisceration. The act is complete. Reconsider getting another pet.
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/ZkcOvhb.png"></p>How do you wish to in(flict)teract?
[[Feed. | Bildungs-feed1]]
[[Pet. | Bildungs-pet1]]
[[Talk. | Bildungs-talk1]]
[[Really eviscerate. | Bildungs-eviscerate3]]
[[Abandon/Reset. | Start]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/5gAMamh.png"></p>You really wanna do this??
[[It is my bloodoath. | Bildungs-eviscerate2]]
[[I accept that I am a bad person. | Bildungs-home3]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/5gAMamh.png"></p>Use this time to atone for your evil thoughts. Bildungsrommie lacks the ability to make moral judgments, but she is suspicious of the battle axe in your hand. How do you wish to in(flict)eract?
[[Feed. | Bildungs-feed1]]
[[Pet. | Bildungs-pet1]]
[[Talk. | Bildungs-talk1]]
[[Really, truly eviscerate. | Bildungs-eviscerate4]]
[[Abandon/Reset. | Start]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/5gAMamh.png"></p>There is no going back! Above, mercury goes into retrograde and the bloodoath is impossible to retract! You swing your battle axe and tear the young Bildungsrommie apart.
You think about how it's such a shame that we never truly give ourselves the ability to grow up, to be better people.
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/ZkcOvhb.png"></p><p id="voice2">Fuck! I feel like a real droolwad! Where are my manners? Shit! I'm still doing it! DAMNIT!</p>
[["Oh.. uh.. It's alright. It's my bad." | Bildungs-awk]]
[["PLEASE STOP!" | Bildungs-annoy]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/5gAMamh.png"></p><p id="voice2">Pretty good! Hey, I really like what you're wearing. What is that, vintage Y2K Gucci? Looks nice!</p>
[["Why thank you!" | Bildungs-thanks]]
[["Um.. no. It's from the GAP." | Bildungs-gap]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/5gAMamh.png"></p>You have died with Bildungsrommie. Your memories mingle and flirt in the cesslake. You remember how together you climbed the Adirondacks, where you shared a blissful moment of peace. You both removed your IKEA HazMat suits and stood naked in front of the solar plague. *Love is worth all the radiation in the geoverse.*
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/F4JY8Rk.png"></p>[[<h1>MINDWIPE!!!</h1> | Bildungs-mindwipe]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/sDwbzv6.png"></p>Welcome to M.O.M.'s Pet Simulatrix.
Would you choose your pet?
[[Animorphy| Animorphy]]
~~`[`VOID`]`~~
[[Xenogeneto| Xenogeneto]]<p id="voice2">.... *sorry* .......</p>
[[ < | Bildungs-home]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/5gAMamh.png"></p><p id="voice2">You'll never hear a peep out of me! *Oops!!* There I go again!</p>
Your mouth is foaming with Bildungsrommie's words! You are hangry for evisceration!
[[ > | Bildungs-eviscerate2]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/5gAMamh.png"></p><p id="voice2">Say, would you mind if I tried it on? They never give us any quality clothes here!</p>
[["What's mine is yours." | Bildungs-swap]]
[["Sorry, not today." | Bildungs-home]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/5gAMamh.png"></p><p id="voice2">And you still manage to pull it off!</p>
You can't tell if Bildungsrommie is a shameless flatterer, or if these are your own thoughts you're projecting. Eh, better not to analyse these things, right?
[[ < | Bildungs-home]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/5gAMamh.png"></p>You give Bildungsrommie 100% of your clothes. **A disembodied face appears!** You've seen that face before, perhaps it was a security detail officer, a M.O.M. employee... She approaches the door.
[[ > | Bildungs-escape]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/qMDqNcU.png"></p>The facial recognition IdentiKey clicks the door open. She swiftly escapes before the door closes. You are alone.
[[ > | Bildungs-alone]]<iframe src="https://giphy.com/embed/5ZHRKxNGQJu92" width="150" height="150" frameBorder="0" allowFullScreen></iframe>
An alarm goes off. You are trapped, and INNOCENT security detail are coming. There is nothing you can do. You await to see if someone will arrive without a face.How do you wish to interact?
[[Feed. | Xeno-feed1]]
[[Pet. | Xeno-pet1]]
[[Talk. | Xeno-talk1]]
[[Eviscerate. | Xeno-eviscerate1]]
[[Abandon/Reset. | Start]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/A7zC78u.png"></p>You give Xenogeneto some (either: "nano hot pockets","fungusberries","aetherlime","manchurian munchies","Spaghetti-O's","potpourri dust","worn MAD Magazines").
He eats it with (either: "delight","fury","unrequited love","disgust","ambition").
[[ < | Xeno-home1]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/A7zC78u.png"></p>Xenogeneto loves the touch of your fingers on his exo-organs. The guckslime from his gucky ducts sends a wave of pleasure through your body. You crave more slime!
[[Pet again. | Xeno-pet2]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/A7zC78u.png"></p>Xenogeneto speaks through the liminal tingling of nerves in your armpits and around your groin. You cannot name the feeling, but you might call it the passage of history.
<p id="voice3">I am listening. Please do speak up.</p>
[[You cannot speak. | Xeno-home2]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/A7zC78u.png"></p>You have confused an action with a command. With reluctancy, Xenogeneto obeys your orders and eviscerates you with ease. You are no more material than a headache, or wifi.
You shouldn't assume your pet will grasp the nuance of your language.
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/A7zC78u.png"></p>How do you wish to in(flict)teract?
[[Feed. | Xeno-feed1]]
[[Pet. | Xeno-pet1]]
[[Listen. | Xeno-talk2]]
[[Eviscerate. | Xeno-eviscerate1]]
[[Abandon/Reset. | Start]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/A7zC78u.png"></p><p id="voice3">If you listen closely, you can hear the screaming of the planet.</p>
[["What is it screaming about?" | Xeno-scream]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/A7zC78u.png"></p>You both revel in the overwhelm of guck! More, more, more!! You gotta have that slime.
[[Pet again. | Xeno-pet3]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/A7zC78u.png"></p><p id="voice3">The planet has a twin on the other side of the ecogalaxy. We live on the evil twin, of course. It strives to replace the other, or destroy it. Our bodies are a part of this eterno-struggle.</p>
[["They are?" | Xeno-fortune]]
[["How do you know?" | Xeno-know]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/A7zC78u.png"></p><p id="voice3">As much as my body is connected to yours. Do you wish to know the world's fortune?</p>
[["Yes." | Xeno-fortune2]]
[["No." | Xeno-ignorance]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/A7zC78u.png"></p><p id="voice3">I am always listening. At all timezones, past and future. Someone will figure it out when it happens, and luckily, they will say it out loud. In fact, I was waiting to have this conversation with you. We may have it again some day.</p>
[[ < | Xeno-home1]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/A7zC78u.png"></p>You are so craven for the guckslime that you begin to tear off Xenogeneto's limbs. Guck sprays out and covers you completely. Xenogeneto hovers above the ground, seemingly unphased by your violent outburst.
[[ > | Xeno-alt]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/4Lva2ar.png"></p>How do you wish to in(flict)teract?
[[Feed. | Xeno-feedalt]]
[[Pet. | Xeno-petalt]]
[[Talk. | Xeno-talkalt]]
[[Eviscerate. | Xeno-evisceratealt]]
[[Abandon/Reset. | Start]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/4Lva2ar.png"></p>You give Xenogeneto some (either: "nano hot pockets","fungusberries","aetherlime","manchurian munchies","Spaghetti-O's","potpourri dust","worn MAD Magazines").
He eats it with (either: "delight","fury","unrequited love","disgust","ambition").
[[ < | Xeno-alt]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/4Lva2ar.png"></p>There is no more guckslime.
[[ < | Xeno-alt]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/4Lva2ar.png"></p>Xenogeneto speaks through the liminal tingling of nerves in your armpits and around your groin. You cannot name the feeling, but you might call it the passage of history.
<p id="voice3">I am listening.</p>
[[You cannot speak. | Xeno-alt2]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/4Lva2ar.png"></p>You have confused an action with a command. With reluctancy, Xenogeneto obeys your orders and eviscerates you with ease. You are no more material than a headache, or wifi.
You shouldn't assume your pet will grasp the nuance of your language.
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/4Lva2ar.png"></p>How do you wish to in(flict)teract?
[[Feed. | Xeno-feedalt]]
[[Pet. | Xeno-petalt]]
[[Listen. | Xeno-talkalt2]]
[[Eviscerate. | Xeno-evisceratealt]]
[[Abandon/Reset. | Start]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/4Lva2ar.png"></p><p id="voice3">If you listen closely, you can hear the screaming of the planet.</p>
[["What is it screaming about?" | Xeno-screamalt]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/4Lva2ar.png"></p><p id="voice3">The planet has a twin on the other side of the ecogalaxy. We live on the evil twin, of course. It strives to replace the other, or destroy it. Our bodies are a part of this eterno-struggle.</p>
[["They are?" | Xeno-fortunealt]]
[["How do you know?" | Xeno-knowalt]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/4Lva2ar.png"></p><p id="voice3">As much as my body is connected to yours. Do you wish to know the world's fortune?</p>
[["Yes." | Xeno-fortunealt2]]
[["No." | Xeno-ignorancealt]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/4Lva2ar.png"></p><p id="voice3">I am always listening. At all timezones, past and future. Someone will figure it out when it happens, and luckily, they will say it out loud. In fact, I was waiting to have this conversation with you. We may have it again some day.</p>
[[ < | Xeno-alt]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/4Lva2ar.png"></p><p id="voice3">(either: "It is common knowledge that there can only be one of a thing in the world at the same time.","If time is an anchor, hope is the sound of the chain.","Evil and good are not flip sides of a coin, but only two sides of a 20-sided die","If entropy is what you get when building a game, atrophy is what you get for playing one") </p>
You have accepted Xenogeneto's fortune of the world. Many would consider it a great honor, but you don't know any better. He is just a creature to you.
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/A7zC78u.png"></p><p id="voice3">Ignorance can be a noble virtue. But not in your case.</p>
[[ < | Xeno-home1]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/A7zC78u.png"></p><p id="voice3">(either: "It is common knowledge that there can only be one of a thing in the world at the same time.","If time is an anchor, hope is the sound of the chain.","Evil and good are not flip sides of a coin, but only two sides of a 20-sided die","If entropy is what you get when building a game, atrophy is what you get for playing one") </p>
You have accepted Xenogeneto's fortune of the world. Many would consider it a great honor, but you don't know any better. He is just a creature to you.<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/4Lva2ar.png"></p><p id="voice3">Ignorance can be a noble virtue. But not in your case.</p>
[[ < | Xeno-alt]]
<p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/4Lva2ar.png"></p>Inspired by Porpentine & Rook's series,
"No World Dreamers: Sticky Zeitgeist"
Created by Dylan Karlsson
Hosted by Philome.la
<img src="https://i.imgur.com/5gAMamh.png"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/WikLQCm.png"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/A7zC78u.png">