Tirin wakes up and wonders what he should do today.
[[Tirin should have sex with another version of himself]]
[[Tirin should eat some cake.]]"I should have sex with my clone!" says Tirin.
Tirin goes back in time to have sex with his past self.
How far back in time does Tirin go?
[[2 years back]]
[[8 years back]]
[[5 years forward]]Tirin goes to Elliot's Diner. Inside, Elliot is serving up grub to the various forum degenerates.
"Hi Tirin," says Elliot. "What'll it be?"
[[Tirin orders chocolate cake.]]
[[Tirin orders carrot cake.]]Tirin orders chocolate cake.
He eats it.
It is delicious.
It is a good day.
THE END!"Ha ha, good one," says Elliot. "Carrot cake?"
"I like carrot cake," says Blooky from a booth at the back of the restaurant.
"You like Nickelback!" shouts Shadow from outside the diner.
[[Tirin eats chocolate cake.]]
[[Tirin eats Shadow.]]Tirin eats some delicious chocolate cake.
It is a good day.
THE END!"Someone help!" shouts Shadow as he is being devoured. "This is not a series of events I anticipated!"
Tirin finishes eating Shadow. Elliot scowls and asks Tirin to clean up the mess. Blooky enjoys her carrot cake uninterrupted.
It is a good day.
THE END!Tirin goes back two years in time.
"Hey, you're probably here to have sex" says Past Tirin. "I'm down."
[[Have sex with Past Tirin]]
[[Go eat cake with Past Tirin]]Tirin travels back in time year and tries to have sex with himself from a previous timeline.
Tirin gets arrested for pedophilia, the sick fuck.
It is not a good day.
THE END!Tirin travels forward in time.
Future Tirin is a cruel emperor of humanity's shattered remnants.
"What do you want, inferior past self?" asks Future Tirin.
[[Tirin asks what caused this shattered world.]]
[[Tirin asks why it took so long for Future Tirin to become emperor.]]Future Tirin looks sad and shakes his head.
"TC became forum mayor" says Future Tirin. "The world ceased to be in minutes. This is a sad timeline indeed."
Tirin and Tirin have sex, but Future Tirin isn't really in the mood so it's not as excellent as expected.
Still, it is a good day.
THE END!"Got drunk too often," says Future Tirin. "Wanna do it?"
Tirin and Tirin have sex.
It is a good day.
THE END!Tirin and Tirin have sex.
"Ha, gayyyyyyyyyyyyy!" shouts Tag Ross from the inside of the refridgerator.
"Why is Tag Ross in the fridge?" asks Tirin.
"This is a strange timeline," says Past Tirin. "Now pass the lube."
Tirin and Tirin have more sex.
It is a pretty damn good day.
THE END!You go eat cake with past tirin.
Past Tirin is kind of annoying.
The little shit.
It's an okay day.
THE END!