(set: $phoneBooth = 0)
(set: $figures = 0)
(set: $lincon =0)(set: $richard =0)(set: $bach =0)(set: $florence =0)(set: $plato =0)
Bill and Ted are your not your average 80's teens. They may be seen by some as slackers and a little strange. They also have music within them that is so eager to come out that they can summon amazing riffs by just playing their air guitars.
We find our heros in a normal Pasadena high school on a beautiful Californian day. [[Time for History Class]]
School is not interesting to our heros. They are really struggling to get the grades to graduate this year. Obviously this sucks. Summer is approaching which means there is little time to get their grades in History up to a passing grade.
Their teacher asks Bill and Ted to stay behind after class.
"You are required to present your History projects tomorrow in front of the whole school at assembly. You need an A to pass the year".
"Whoa", says Ted. "Knarly", says Bill. "What are we going to do dude".
[[Later...]]
Bill and Ted take a trip to the 7-11 to get some snacks for a long night cramming. They have to come up with a great history project for tomorrow and have no idea how they will get it done on time.
Then in front of the store a bright flash and whooshing sound stuns them. In front of them and out of nowhere a phone booth stands. A strange man emerges and tells them that he is from the future. He tells them that it is imperitive to the future of humanity that Bill and Ted pass that history exam and they must get in the phone booth with him now.
There isn't any time to waste.
[[Get in phone booth|PhoneBooth]]
[[Get out of here creepy old dude]]
It really isn't hard to convince these morons. They eventually go along with the story no matter how hard you are trying to wreck it.
[[Shall we continue|PhoneBooth]]
(if: $phoneBooth <1)[This is a time machine. You may use it anytime from here on out to help get the history project done. Just dial a number from this phone book
[[Use Phone Booth|PhoneBooth]]]
(if: $phoneBooth >=1)[Click a link below to dial:
[[1800-future|Future]]
(if:$figures >=5)[[[1800-home]]]
(if:$lincon <1)[[[1800-1886]]]
(if:$florence <1)[[[1800-1912]]]
(if:$plato <1)[[[1800-5002]]]
(if:$richard <1)[[[1800-1066]]]
(if:$bach <1)[[[1800-1750]]]
]
(if: $arrested >0)[They grab the keys and free everyone. Then they rush to school to give [[their presentation]]]
(set: $phoneBooth =1)
Bill and Ted step out of the phone booth and into a strange dark futuristic room. It has three people sitting on thrones on one side. They are all wearing sunglasses and seem to have been expecting our travellers.
(if: $figures < 5)[You have much travelling to do boys. Come back once you have finished your history project. We shall meet again. [[Bill and Ted get back in the phone booth|PhoneBooth]]]
(if: $figures >= 5)[You have done well boys. But the adventure is just beginning. Wild Stallions. WILD STALLIONS[[Bill and Ted get back in the phone booth|PhoneBooth]]]
Piling out of the booth the boys are in a very decorative room. A fine oak desk with a grand leather chair. A blue carpet with a presidential seal. They must be in the White House. But for whom? "I am Abraham Lincon". That's enough for our heros who pull the man in the hat into their time machine that takes quaters and they dial [[out of here|PhoneBooth]](set: $figures to $figures +1)(set: $lincon =1)
They step out to the sounds of guns. There are tents surrounded by sandbags nearby. They wander over to check out who could be there. "We're looking for people of historical significance",Bill exclaims. A nurse is tending to a wounded soilder. "Knarly".
"I don't think you boys should be in here", she says looking at Bill and Ted. "What a babe", Bill says to Ted. "I'm Florence Nightingale and I'm in charge around here. Now what can I help you boys with".
They tell here about the history project and to come with them. Seeing an opportunity to see future medical techniques she agrees to go with them
[[They get back to the phone booth and move on|PhoneBooth]](set: $figures to $figures +1)(set: $florence =1)
(if: $plato <1)[Bill and Ted step out of the booth and into ancient Greece. Tall limestone pillars surround them. "Toga party dude", shouts Ted as they air guitar together. An old man approaches them, full of questions. "No time for love we gotta get back for our history project man", they tell Plato. Philosopher extrodinaire. They grab him without question and
[[cram themselves back in the phone booth|PhoneBooth]]]
(set: $figures to $figures +1)
(set: $plato =1)
(if: $richard <=1)[Bill and Ted flop out of the phone booth and onto into the dirt outside. It is warm and quiet. Then over the hill appears a man on horse back approaching them fast. It looks like he is being chased down by other men on horses.
He stops by Bill and Ted and introduces himself. Its Richard the Lionheart and he's being chased by the French.
Bill and Ted tell him to get into the phone booth as he will be safe in there. Having never seen anything like this he is not sure but has no choice.] [[They all get back in the booth|PhoneBooth]]
(set: $figures to $figures +1)
(set: $richard =1)
(if: $figures >=5)[Seems like the best thing to do is to go for a coffee to chat with these dudes about history.[[Go to the mall]]]
(if: $figures <5)[Bill and Ted should probably keep searching through time for their history report [[PhoneBooth]] ]
Things don't normally go acording to plan for our intrepid adventurers. Our historical figures, unfamiliar with current day life take to the mall like a pack of savages.
Bach finds a music store and instantly takes up the keyboard racks and blasts out a modern version of one of his concertos.
Richard finds himself a sports store and tries out some fencing equipment.
Plato wanders off. The old man that he is and confused questions this reality just as he would in his own time.
Lincon is the only civil one but people in the mall think he is there for pictures and surround him looking to have their photos taken with him.
Florence finds a yoga class going on and joins in. Before she knows it she is leading the class.
Bill and Ted get distracted by some sweet girls who ask them how the project is going. It is then they realise their project has gone missing.
They rush to the exit and see their project drive off in the back of a police car. They have been arrested.
[[Bill and Ted head to the police station|PoliceStation]]
(set: $arrested = 1)
Teds father is the chief of police and is in the station when Bill and Ted arrive. He must not see them or Ted will get grounded and the project will be failed.
If only there was a way to get the keys to break out our figures unnoticed. Maybe if they had a time machine and used it to travel back in time, take the keys from Teds dad and use them to get everyone out. Oh wait. [[They do have a time machine|PhoneBooth]]
Bill and Ted rock it! The presentation goes off without a hitch. A's all round. What an excellent adventure. [[WILD STALLIONS|Happy Ending]]
Bill and Ted shall return in - Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
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Music fills the air. It's not what our heros are used to. More like something their parents would listen to. Still an awesome sound. A white haired figure is sitting at a piano in candlelight in the corner of the room. "Excuse us dude, but who are you?"they ask.
"Who am I you ask? Why I am Bach"
"Back from where. We are back from the future."
"No the Musician. Who are you people?"
[[Bach get. Achievement Unlocked|PhoneBooth]](set: $figures to $figures +1)(set: $bach =1)