you check the mail.
you have 8 bills and you missed a parcel delivery.
[[read the card]]"we're sorry we missed you! you can:"
[[wait for re-delivery tommorrow->Untitled Passage]]
[[collect from our depot after 2pm]]
[[call us to collect from a nominated alternate pickup location]]do you really want to go outside though?
[[it's not like it's raining]]
[[wait for re-delivery tommorrow->Untitled Passage]]
[[call us to collect from a nominated alternate pickup location]]ugh. now you have to make a phone call.
[[okay fine]]
[[hell nah]]you call the delivery people. you're on hold.
[[wait]]I guess that means you can:
[[wait for re-delivery tommorrow->Untitled Passage]]
[[collect from our depot after 2pm]]you can collect your parcel tomorrow from one of the following locations:
[[the post office]]
[[a nearby chemist for some reason]]
[[a different depot]]you wait until 2 o'clock and go to the depot.
it starts raining.
[[god damn it]]you finally make it the depot and ask for your parcel. they bring it out to you.
[[open it]]
[[take it home]]it's a t-shirt you ordered from the internet like 5 weeks ago that says:
"I played this twine and all I got was this shitty t-shirt"you are super patient. you go home.
[[open it]]you wait until tomorrow and go to the post office to collect your parcel.
[[open it]]
[[take it home]]yeah it doesn't make sense to me either.
[[ikr?]]you wait until tomorrow.
[[go to the depot->god damn it]]you go to the chemist the next day to collect your parcel. may as well bring your scripts with you too.
[[get your scripts]]you collect your prescriptions and go to the back of the chemist to collect your parcel.
[[open it]]
[[take it home]]