<<print either("MAGICAL POKEMON JOURNEY VOLUME I 88$" , "KOLINSKY SABLE BRUSH 21$", "IRIDESCENT DOC MARTENS 120$", "WARIO AMIIBO 35$", "RAM KIGURUMI 100$", "HANGYODON BUSINESS EDITION FIGURINE 32$", "KIT KAT CLOCK 60$","THE WORLD ENDS WITH YOU DS 35$", "ONE PIECE COLLECTION 200$", "GINGER CANDY JUMBO PACK 20$","FROZEN YOGURT MAKER 40$","STEVEN UNIVERSE FIGURINE SET 70$","SILK TOP HAT 65$","VELVET DIAMOND CAPE 40$","THE LABYRINTH T SHIRT 25$","DRAGON EGG, ICE WYRM 700$","DRAGON EGG, DARK DIRE BREED 700$","DRAGON EGG, MOUNTAINDWELLER 700$", "DRAGON EGG, RAINBOW SERPENT 750$", "HUSQVARNA ULTIMATE SEWING MACHINE 170$","BOOK OF SYMBOLOGY 50$","OFFICIALLY LICENSED MASTER SWORD 130$", "WIIU ANIMAL CROSSING EDITION 280$","HAUNTED ALLIGATOR HOBBY HORSE 90$","BONE COLLECTION 28$","KNEELING ARTIST'S CHAIR 80$","DRAFTING DESK 120$","RED COSPLAY CONTACTS 80$","WHITE COSPLAY CONTACTS 100$","LONG WHITE COSPLAY WIG 60$","CURLY PINK COSPLAY WIG 80$","FLUFFY BLACK COSPLAY WIG 60$","CAT-SHAPED PEARL EARRINGS 15$","GLUE-ON SHARP CANINES 75$","SPIKED LEATHER COLLAR 40$","CHROME FIXIE BIKE WITH REAR BASKET AND YELLOW-AND-BLUE SPOKES 250$","SNO CONE MAKER 50$","BOINGO VINYL 40$","MACBOOK 1500$","GAME CUBE ZELDA EDITION 170$","OPAQUE LAVENDER LIPSTICK 20$","SHIMMERY GALAXY LIPSTICK 20$","PASTEL YELLOW LIPSTICK 20$","GIGANTIC CAT TREE 80$","LUXURIOUS WHITE FAUX FUR COAT 100$","TOP-OF-THE-LINE CHEST BINDER 40$","RED BOXER BRIEFS 10$","RILAKKUMA EARBUDS 40$","CHALKDUST COLORED HEADPHONES 70$","UGLY UGLY PINSTRIPED SUIT 70$","WACOM CINTIQ 800$", "CHAINMAILLE SKINNY JEANS 70$","SURGICALLY IMPLANTABLE GIGANTIC RAM HORNS 800$","SURGICALLY IMPLANTABLE GIGANTIC UNICORN HORN 800$","PACKER 50$","MANGA STUDIO 700$","EXTRA APPENDIX 600$","SANRIO STICKER PACK 15$","COVERALLS 40$","BULL-LIKE NOSE RING 35$","LEATHER PANTS 50$","FULL LENGTH LIGHTBULB-ENCRUSTED VANITY 200$")>>\n\n\n\n [[BUY|buy]]\n\n[[DONT BUY|shop]]
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SHOPPING SPREE
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