Let's get fit!
[[Take a look in the mirror]]
(set: $week to 1)
(set: $weight to 128)
(set: $heightfeet to 5)
(set: $heightinches to 9)
(set: $musclesize to 0)
(set: $strengthlevel to 0)
(set: $bodyfat to 127)
(set: $breastimplants to 0)
(set: $steroids to 0)
(set: $steroidweek to 9999)
Week $week
(set: $muscleweight to 0)(set: $implantweight to (datamap: 0,0,1,2,2,4,3,6,4,14))(if:$musclesize>$strengthlevel)[(set:$muscleweight to $musclesize*0.5)](else:)[(set:$muscleweight to$strengthlevel*0.5)]
You look at yourself in the mirror. You are $heightfeet'$heightinches" tall.
Stepping on the bathroom scales, you find you weigh (print: $weight+$muscleweight+($bodyfat-127)*0.3+$implantweight's $breastimplants) lbs.
For the next week, you have these options:
- [[Train for mass]]
- [[Train for strength]]
- [[Diet]]
- [[Take steroids]]
(if: $breastimplants<=3)[(print:"- [[Get plastic surgery]]")](else:)[(print:"")] (if: $week - $steroidweek> 4)[(set: $steroids=0)] (if: $musclesize<0)[(set: $musclesize=0)] (if: $strengthlevel<0)[(set: $strengthlevel=0)] (if: $bodyfat<0)[(set: $bodyfat=0)]
<!--Your stats:
Your muscle size is $musclesize. Your strength level is $strengthlevel. Your bodyfat is $bodyfat. Your breast implants are level $breastimplants. Steroid status $steroids.
-->
{
(if: $musclesize <1)[You are out of shape.]
(else-if: $musclesize <3)[Your training yields first results.]
(else-if: $musclesize <7)[You are looking rather fit, but there's still a long way to go.]
(else-if: $musclesize <15)[You are starting to look quite strong, your muscles are growing nicely.]
(else-if: $musclesize <31)[Your body is impressively muscled, but you are still well within fitness levels.]
(else-if: $musclesize <63)[Your muscles are quite big now. You could place in a lightweight bodybuilding competition.]
(else-if: $musclesize <127)[Your muscles are impressively big. If you don't dress down, people stare at you in the street.]
(else-if: $musclesize <255)[You are a heavyweight bodybuilder. Your body is wrapped in hard, bulging muscles and you can't hide it.]
(else-if: $musclesize >=255)[You are superhumanly muscled. People have a hard time believing you are a woman. Or a man for that matter. You are just too huge.]
}
{
(if: $strengthlevel <1)[You are surprisingly weak.]
(else-if: $strengthlevel <3)[You have made a little progress, but you are still weak.]
(else-if: $strengthlevel <7)[You are starting to build some strength. Everyday tasks are getting easier.]
(else-if: $strengthlevel <15)[Your strength is now slightly above average.]
(else-if: $strengthlevel <31)[You are quite strong now. People ask you for help when they're moving.]
(else-if: $strengthlevel <63)[People who work in menial jobs acknowledge your strength. This strength gives you a certain confidence.]
(else-if: $strengthlevel <127)[You are strong enough to compete as a weightlifter on a national level and win.]
(else-if: $strengthlevel <255)[You are powerful enough to win the Olympic games. People admire your strength.]
(else-if: $strengthlevel >=255)[Your strength is beyond what is considered possible for human beings. People hush the word "godlike" in your presence.]
}
{
(if: $bodyfat <1)[You are so incredibly dry that your body looks like an anatomy chart. When you move, people can see every muscle fiber contract and relax. Your vascularity is shocking.]
(else-if: $bodyfat <33)[Your bodyfat is extremely low. You are very defined and the striations of your muscles are easily visible.]
(else-if: $bodyfat <65)[Your body is defined, making your muscles stand out. Veins are clearly visible when you flex.]
(else-if: $bodyfat <97)[Your bodyfat is slightly below average. There isn't much to see.]
(else-if: $bodyfat <128)[Your bodyfat is pretty average.]
(else-if: $bodyfat <161)[You may be slightly above average regarding your bodyfat. There is slight flab all over your body.]
(else-if: $bodyfat <191)[You are curvy. Your body looks softer and plump.]
(else-if: $bodyfat <225)[You are quite fat, there's no other way to say it. There is a certain chubbiness to you.]
(else-if: $bodyfat >=255)[You are grotesquely overweight. You wouldn't look out of place in a sumo ring.]
}
{
(if: $breastimplants is 0)[You have natural breasts.]
(else-if: $breastimplants is 1)[You have a 400cc implant in each of your breasts.]
(else-if: $breastimplants is 2)[You have a 800cc implant in each of your breasts.]
(else-if: $breastimplants is 3)[You have a 1,600cc implant in each of your breasts.]
(else-if: $breastimplants is 4)[You have a 3,200cc implant in each of your breasts.]
}
{
(if: $breastimplants is 0)[(set:$implantsize to 0)]
(else-if: $breastimplants is 1)[(set:$implantsize to 2)]
(else-if: $breastimplants is 2)[(set:$implantsize to 4)]
(else-if: $breastimplants is 3)[(set:$implantsize to 8)]
(else-if: $breastimplants is 4)[(set:$implantsize to 10)]
}
{
(set: $cupsizelevel to (round:(34+$musclesize/16+(($bodyfat-128)/64)+$implantsize)-(33+$musclesize/16+(($bodyfat-128)/128))))
}
Your measurements are:
Chest - (print: (round:34+$musclesize/16+(($bodyfat-128)/64))) inches (if: $breastimplants >0)[ - With implants: (print:(round: 34+$musclesize/16+(($bodyfat-128)/64)+$implantsize)) inches]
Waist - (print: (round:26+$musclesize/64+(($bodyfat-128)/64))) inches
Hips - (print: (round:36+$musclesize/16+(($bodyfat-128)/64))) inches
Arms - (print: (round:10+$musclesize/32+(($bodyfat-128)/64))) inches
Thighs - (print: (round:18+$musclesize/32+(($bodyfat-128)/64))) inches
Calves - (print: (round:12+$musclesize/32+(($bodyfat-128)/64))) inches
You have (if: $cupsizelevel <= 0)[AA cups.](else-if: $cupsizelevel is 1)[A cups.](else-if: $cupsizelevel is 2)[B cups.](else-if: $cupsizelevel is 3)[C cups.](else-if: $cupsizelevel is 4)[D cups.](else-if: $cupsizelevel is 5)[DD cups.](else-if: $cupsizelevel is 6)[F cups.](else-if: $cupsizelevel is 7)[G cups.](else-if: $cupsizelevel is 8)[H cups.](else-if: $cupsizelevel is 9)[I cups.](else-if: $cupsizelevel >= 10)[breasts too big for regular shops. Your bras are custom-made.]
You pump iron, building your body and making sure you have great gains.
After a week of hard training, you are exhausted, but you hope you made progress.
[[Take a look in the mirror]]
(if: $steroids is 0)[(set: $musclesize to it+4)(set: $strengthlevel to it+2)(set: $bodyfat to it+2)(set: $week to it+1)]
(if: $steroids is 1)[(set: $musclesize to it+8)(set: $strengthlevel to it+3)(set: $bodyfat to it+2)(set: $week to it+1)]
You hit the weights hard, pushing yourself beyond your limits. You want to build up your power and be able to lift big.
After a week of hard training, you are exhausted, but you hope you made progress.
[[Take a look in the mirror]]
(if: $steroids is 0)[(set: $musclesize to it+2)(set: $strengthlevel to it+4)(set: $bodyfat to it+4)(set: $week to it+1)]
(if:$steroids is 1)[(set: $musclesize to it+4)(set: $strengthlevel to it+6)(set: $bodyfat to it+2)(set: $week to it+1)]
You continue your training, but you watch your eating habits, cutting anything that might make you retain water.
After a week of dieting, you are exhausted, but you hope you made progress.
[[Take a look in the mirror]]
(set: $musclesize to it-1)
(set: $strengthlevel to it-1)
(set: $bodyfat to it-4)
(set: $week to it+1)
You decide to get breast implants to enhance your bust size. The operation goes well and your breasts have grown quite a bit.
After four weeks of recovery, you are looking forward to see the results.
[[Take a look in the mirror]]
(set: $musclesize to it-4)
(set: $strengthlevel to it-2)
(set: $bodyfat to it+2)
(set: $breastimplants to it+1)
(set: $week to it+4)
You decide to start a cycle of steroids to improve your growth.
You will see improvements over the next weeks, but be careful of side-effects. The effects will only become apparent if you train hard.
[[Take a look in the mirror]]
(set: $steroids to 1)
(set: $steroidweek to $week)