I'm afraid we're out of stock of that item. We should be able to order some in for next week.\n\nCan you wait that long?\n\n[[Yes|order]]\n[[No|tripto]]
Hello, I'm Supervisor #654.\n\nWhat was it you wanted again?\n\n[[stimulants|supervisor2]]\n[[sedatives|supervisor2]]\n[[arylcyclohexamines|supervisor2]]\n[[cannabinoids|supervisor2]]\n[[benzodiazepines|supervisor2]]
you are fucking chester cheetah.\n\n[[it rules]]
the recepticle dispenses a small yellow [[tablet]].
Hello Consumer, I am Retail Assistant #4312. How may I help you today?\n\n[[tryptamines|brands]]\n[[stimulants|manager]]\n[[sedatives|manager]]\n[[arylcyclohexamines|manager]]\n[[cannabinoids|manager]]\n[[benzodiazepines|manager]]
I'm afraid I don't have [[authorisation]] to distribute those products. Would you like me to call my supervisor?\n\n[[Yes|manager1]]\n[[No|manager2]]
Let me just check on this [[computer]] screen. \n\n[[seconds feel like hours|timepasses]]
[[time passes]]
you are being cuckolded by chester cheetah.\n\nacross the room you see yourself [[grow horns]].\n\n[[this is weird]]
dark room with dark walls and dark floor.\n\ncomforting. home.\n\n[[back|next]]
Liar.\n\n[[Yes|Start]]\n[[Yes|Start]]\n[[Yes|Start]]\n[[Yes|Start]]\n[[Yes|Start]]\n[[Yes|Start]]
Your RecNarc is being synthesised now. Would you like Retail Assistent #4314 to lead you to the [[Recreational Room]]?\n\n[[Yes|recroom1]]\n[[No|recroom2]]
Retail Assistant #4314 leads you to the [[Recreational Room]]. \n\nyou sit down in the dark chair.\n\nyou wait for the [[recepticle]] to dispense a pill.
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you see familiar eyes staring at you from across the room.\n\n[[too familiar]]
[[the tablet disolves in your mouth|haze]]
it does not rule. across the room you see yourself scream in bloodcurdling agony as a group of tiny devils ram a poker up your rear.\n\nthe floor begins to melt away.\n\n[[you can't stop fucking chester cheetah]]
each CorpWorker is allotted three hours of RecNarc leisure time a month.\n\n[[back|authorisation]]
everything goes dark\n\n[[open your eyes|fucking chester cheetah]]
**negative side effects may include nausea, paranoia, vomiting, bleeding from the mouth and nose, failure of minor organs (i.e. liver, kidney, pancreas, heart, lungs).\n\n[[back|brands]]
i can't stop fucking chester cheetah and it rules
Retail Assistant #4314 leads you to the [[Recreational Room]]. \n\nyou sit down in the dark chair.\n\nyou wait for the [[recepticle]] to dispense a pill.
Do you need assistance leaving the Recreation Room?\n\nRetail Assistant #4314 coughs awkwardly.\n\nYour allotted RecNarc time is over.\n\n[[you leave the Recreation Room]]
nothing left but the hunger.\n\nempty inside. \n\n[[cold sweats.|order]]
Would you like anything else?\n\n[[Yes|Start]]\n[[No|dependency]]
One moment, please. \n\n[[wait|waiting1]]
they are your own eyes.\n\n[[oh, ok]]
heart races.\n\npounding.\n\npounding.\n\n[[pounding.|order]]
hungerconsumeseverythingisburningcoldsweatscoldsweatsidentitypurpose.\n\n[[you fall to the ground, writhing in agony|Start]]\n\n\n\n
you never will.\n\n[[hours pass]]
Perhaps you would like to try one of our [[tryptamines|brands]]?\n\n[[the supervisor leaves.|Start]]
purposeidentitysenseofbelonging\n\n[[back|dependency]]
rachel makes games
Our sponsored brand for the next three [[cycles]] is [[Cheetos]].\n\nRight now the RecNarcs we supply have a guaranteed 10% chance of hallucinating the [[corporate mascot]] of your brand!\n\n[[the clerk chirps happily|next]]
time has distorted around you.\n\n[[seconds feel like hours|supervisor]]
Cheetos (formerly called Chee-tos until 1998) is a brand of cheese-flavored, puffed cornmeal snacks made by Frito-Lay, a subsidiary of PepsiCo. Fritos creator Charles Elmer Doolin invented Cheetos in 1948, and began national distribution in the U.S. The initial success of Cheetos was a contributing factor to the merger between The Frito Company and H.W. Lay & Company in 1961 to form Frito-Lay. In 1965 Frito-Lay became a subsidiary of The Pepsi-Cola Company, forming PepsiCo, the current owner of the Cheetos brand.\n\nIn 2010, Cheetos was ranked as the top selling brand of cheese puff chips in its primary market of the United States; worldwide the annual retail sales totaled approximately $4 billion. The original Crunchy Cheetos are still in production but the product line has since expanded to include 21 different types of Cheetos in North America alone. As Cheetos are sold in more than 36 countries, the flavor and composition is often varied to match regional taste and cultural preferences—such as Savory American Cream in China, and Strawberry Cheetos in Japan.\n\n[[back|brands]]
you leave the building with the rest of the dead-eyed wage slaves.\n\nsoon, the recreational room is a speck in your rear-view mirror.\n\nyou open the window and take in a mouthful of stagnant, gray air.\n\nyou read an article somewhere that cuckolding was the intellectual's sex fetish of choice.\n\n[end]
you can't stop fucking chester cheetah and it rules\n\n[[wait]]
eyes start to twitch and bulge\n\n[[back|order]]
an agonizing [[moment|waiting2]] passes.
you are watching yourself fuck chester cheetah from a distance. you feel as if you are not in your own body right now.\n\n[[i am being cuckolded by chester cheetah]]
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wait.\n\n[[something feels wrong]]
Ts there [[anything|purpose]] else you were looking for?\n\n[[Yes|Start]]\n[[No|liar]]\n\n
bloodshot eyes focus on a flickering crt monitor.\n\n[[back|supervisor2]]
large, bony ram's horns erupt from your forehead. \n\n[[back|i am being cuckolded by chester cheetah]]
retail assistants were barred from distributing non-hallucinogenic [[recreational narcotics|narcotics]] by the distributions act of 2038.\n\n[[back|manager]]
the effects of the drug have faded away.\n\nyou have spent the last three hours convulsing in the chair, hallucinating that you were fucking chester cheetah.\n\nRetail Assistant #4314 looks on, [[horrified]].
three standard solar years.\n\n[[back|brands]]
Excellent. Delivery shouldn't take longer than three to five working months.\n\ninput your [[name]], [[phone number]] and [[employee id]] in the [[boxes]] below, please.
you still can't stop fucking chester cheetah\n\n[[it still rules?]]