You take a sip of the soda. Yuck! it is most definitely expired. But you drink the entire can anyway because when you're russian for a drink there's no time for stalin. \n\n[[Walk outside]]\n[[drink the milk]]\n

You enter the store. What a nice place. You look at the food and decide you want some carrots. You pick out some carrots that look rather yummy. You walk to the register and check out your food. When exciting you see a homeless man. \n\n[[you give him your spare change]]\n[[you kick him because you're just that kind of person]]

You stare at the fridge, which you so strangely named Ken. It's running. You think to yourself that you should catch it, but you're too lazy. So instead you open the fridge. It is empty except for a carton of milk and a can of soda. \n\n[[drink the milk]]\n[[drink the soda]]

You drink the 2%. As you drink it you think of what happened to Caleb about a month ago.. \n\nCaleb read on the internet that milk baths would make you smarter. He left a note for his milkman Alan to leave 15 gallons of milk.\n\nWhen Alan read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the order.\n\nCaleb went to the door, and Alan said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?"\n\nCaleb said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."\n\nAlan asked, "Oh, alright, would you like it pasteurized?"\n\nCaleb replied, "No, just up to my waist." \n\n[[Walk outside]]\n[[drink the soda]]

You have been mean throughout this entire story! I don't know how you can go on being so mean. Oh well. It was fun while it lasted. Even though Caleb didn't get his pie, at that moment as the sun rose over the clouds in the distance, and the world stood almost perfectly still, Caleb destroyed the moment by saying "What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Boo-Berry pie with I-scream!"\n\n[[the end]]

You kick him?! What kind of horrible person are you?! Oh well. As you kick him a ninja flies down from the sky and punches you. Luckily he had some pity and placed you beside your car. You get inside and turn on the ignition. \n\n[[drive home]]\n[[drive to the park]]

WOW! You cat to be kitten me right meow! You are truly a horrible person. After you said no, Caleb tried to drive your car. He backed into a telephone pole. So now you have to take him. Way to go. \n\n[[take him and kitty]]

You ignore him but he talks to you anyway. He says "I bought an elephant, and it took me forever to get him to stop charging." "How did you get him to stop," you reply. And to that Caleb says "I took away his credit car." \n\n[[shake your head and walk away]]

You drive home and walk inside. Caleb is standing there with a devilish grin. The kind of grin you would expect a child to have after stealing cookies out of a cookie jar.\n\n[[ask what he did]]\n[[ignore him]]

Hello Philip. It's another day in paradise. You look around your room. It is an average every day room. You look around and see the fridge in the kitchen. You than see the mailman outside delivering his daily bundle of letters.\n\n[[Walk to fridge]]\n[[Walk outside]]

A couple hours pass and Caleb approaches you. He doesn't have a drivers license so he asks you to take him and his cat, Kitty, to the hospital for a "cat-scan". What do you decide?\n\n[[take him and kitty]]\n[[his cat will be fine]]

He thanks you and you smile along your way. you get into your car and drive.\n\n[[drive to the park]]\n[[drive home]]

You walk outside and look inside your mail box. It is empty. No mail for you. At that moment you realize there is no food in your house.\n\n[[drive car to the store]]

You hand him the pie and he eats it. And at that moment as the sun rose over the clouds in the distance, and the world stood almost perfectly still, Caleb made the moment perfect by saying "Why did the pie go to the dentist? Because he needed a filling!"\n\n[[the end]]

You ask what is wrong. He replies "I bought an elephant, and it took me forever to get him to stop charging." "How did you get him to stop," you reply. And to that Caleb says "I took away his credit car." \n\n[[shake your head and walk away]]

Thank you for playing our story game! Be sure to like us on Facebook! There's plenty more where this came from. If you have any ideas you'd like to see than feel free to send us a message or comment on our page.\n\nTHANKS FOR PLAYING!\n\n\nBy: Philip and Caleb Comics\nAuthors: Philip Gonzales and Caleb Dingus\n

You take him and Kitty to the hospital. You wait there for hours. You show you can be a good friend because while he was in the hospital you get him a piece of pie from a nearby pie stand. Once he sees you holding the pie he is ecstatic. He runs up to you holding his cat-scanned carnivore and you.. \n\n[[throw it on the ground!]]\n[[give it to him]]

You drive to the park and its full of animals. You see a bird. It looks sick. Unfortunately you don't have any tweetments. \n\n[[drive home]]