Sugarcane

I got lazy and decided not to write anything here. So ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ can't think of anything.\n\n

You spot a nearby cave. You decide to enter the cave. You hear echoes and noises which alerts you.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[[Cry and roll around in circles]]\n[[Go deeper inside the cave]]\n

You put the Scissors inside of the paper. A genius idea but at the same time you happen be able to call all your fingers off from the paper... Yes the paper, not the scissor but, the paper. Blood starts to spew out from your fingers. The blood blinds the RPS MASTA, you end up beating him in RPS but you still bleed to death. Get HUED.\n\n\n

You grab him and start spinning around in circles. But since you can barely move, it ended up more like dancing. The vendor was grateful and took lead of the dance. You have just been humiliated because the vendor just physically harassed you. Nothing else to do now but to....\n\n[[Cry and roll around in circles]]

You cry and nothing happens.\n\n[[Wake Up]]

You left it there. I'd say you are the smartest criminal on Earth, (obviously saying that with sarcasm), how about I call in some of my homies? 'Dragon appears and eats you up limb by limb to suffer the pain'. How you liking it now? HUH HUAHUAHUHAUAHAUHAU. Abusive admin is who I am. Tyrone is the name. Dragons my tame. Making them eat limb by limb. I would like you to meet my friend Tim. Yeah Who you calling abusive? At least I'm not being exclusive. Yeah, have fun reading this because nobody ain't got no time for this feces ya know wot I'm sayen mah homie. Sorry to do this to you bro but rules are rules and I am absolute rule. Period.\n\n

You enter the Inn.\nClerk: "Would you like to stay for the night?It'll only cost $20."\n\n[[Rest]]\n[[Mug]]\n[[Town]]\n

Dude... What is wrong with you!? I thought we were bros homie but, MAN you vampire or sumtin? You filthy beast I'm done wit chu doge!\n\n[[Adventure Time]]

Eh Tommy! GET OVER HERE. I got something to discuss wit chu my boi. How bout you gun down some of dese Mansturs eh?\n\nTommy: EH WHAT'S THE MEANING OF DIS. WHERE DEM MONSTERS AT HUH? YOU LYING TO ME BOI? HOW BOUT YOU FEEL MAH WRATH OF MY GURL.\n\nTommy takes out his machine gun and drills thousands of bullets into your body.\n\n\nIt seems like this is the end of the road for you, especially when you're so close to finding the truth behind your past.\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tGAME OVER!\n\nFeel free to restart!

Why did I even add this. IF YOU CHOSE THIS WAY TO DEFEAT A DRAGON SLAYER, YOU ARE LAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! CMON BRO I ADDED STREET FIGHTER MOVES FOR A REASON, MAKE IT A KEWLLLLLL WINNNNNNN.\n\n[[Fly above him]]

You encounter a HEHEHEHE monster. \nWhat'll you dewwwwww?????????????WEWEW?EWE?WE?WE?WE?W?EW?EW?E?WE?WE?WE?W?EW?EW?EW?EW?EW?E?WE?WE?WE?WE?WE?WE?WE?WE?WE?WE?WE?WE?WE?W?E???EWE?WE?WE?W?E?WE?W?E?WE?WE?W?E?WE?WE?W?E?W?E?EW?EW?EW?E?W?E??E?W?E?E?E?W?EW?E?W?EW?EW??WE?WE?WE?W?\n\n[[Laugh with the monster]]\n[[Challenge it to a game of LEAGUE OF LEGENDS]]\n[[Poke it]]\n[[Call in my homie Tyrone]]\n[[Call in my homie Tommy]]\n[[Call in my homie Bruce Lee]]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

The pins vendor watches you as you put on the armor. He asks\nVendor: "What are you doing!?! Put that back right now!"\nYou walk towards him like a boss and tried to strangle him, turns out the armor was made out of plastic and you could barely bend your elbows. What shall you do now?\n\n[[Cry and roll around in circles]]\n[[Grab him and spin around in circles hoping something will hit him]]\n[[Headbutt]]\n

You laugh, turns out your laughing made the dragon want to kill itself.\n\n[[Wake Up]]

You decide to rest for the rest of the day. You get to stay for free because you mention that you're being taken care of the Old Man.\n\n[[Enter Inn]]

Your character knew he couldn't out run the boulder so he accepted his fate achieved his dream goal by doing a barrel roll before dying to the boulder. You died a retarded death.

After taking revenge, you've noticed that you've turned into a full fledged dragon. You also regain all your memories from when you were a baby until now. An elderly looking dragon walks up to you.\nDragon: "BOY! I AM YOUR FATHA!"\nYou:"GASP! FATHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"\nDRAGON: "SON!!!!!!!!"\n\nAND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER. \n\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tTHE REAL END!\n\n\n[[CREDITS]]

You tried to jump over the boulder. The boulder runs you over because you're blind and you tried jumping over a two metre tall boulder Ya dingus.\n\n\n\n \n\n

It turns out that the HEHEHEHE monster plays Dota 2 and it's obvious that Dota 2 characters and items are more imbalanced so, GET REKTEDDDDDDDDDDD you chose a League of Legends character and just dced BECAUSE RIOT SERVERS ARE A BUNCH OF FECES. (Note: This is a true fact.) Either way you lost and you gave your soul in exchange. \n\n\nOh and I'm not hating on the game League of Legends. I'm just stating facts and I'm only hating on Riot. :)

CONGRATZ, YOU HAVE DEFEATED THE STRONGEST MONSTER IN THE GAME!!! THE END...\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nJust kidding, with just the power of your poke, you've shattered the HEHEHEHE monster's body inside out. By the way did I ever mention to you that the HEHEHEHE monster is actually just an ant?\n\n[[Doorway to the dragon's lair]]\n\n

You decide to mug the clerk but it turns out the clerk was actually a god when it comes to combat so you basically just got your ass destroyed with a beer bottle. You dead son. Here's a restart button just because I'm so nice.\n\n[[Stay bad]]\n\n\n

You laugh with the monster. AHEHEHEHEHEHEHEE A HAHAHAHAHAH AHOHOHOHOHOHO AHUHUHUHUHUHU AHIHIHIHIHIHI AHWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOW\nAKEKEKEKEKEK\nAPOEOAPEOAPEOAPEOPAOEPAOEPAOEPAEOPAEOAPEoap\n\nYou died of laughing too much. You exploded and died.

When you were little you always wanted to be Superman, so you gave this once in a lifetime chance. You actually stopped the boulder, but in reality you've been run over by the boulder. I would like to say, IN YOUR DREAMS. HAHUAHUAHAHAHAUHAU. You died.

Pscissors. No, just no. You died and became a dragon without any memories of your previous life. Omid Taghavi approves of this.\n\n[[Start]]

You focused and quickly charged your Hadoken with hatred and will to defeat your enemy. Due to that you fail to create your Hadoken JUST LIKE KEN. AHEM. And the dragon slayer peacefully charges his Hadoken with focus JUST LIKE RYU and launches it towards you. The impact was so strong that your innards were crushed just like a sledgehammer smashing stone rocks. GET OWNED KENNNNN, RYU ES NUMERO UNO A HUEHUEHUEHEUEHU. THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN AKUMA APPEARS AND BLOWS UP THE WURLD. THE END.\nLol just kidding, here I'm not going to make you start all the way back from the beginning after getting so fair. Lul\n\n\n\n[[Fly above him]]\n

You use the TABLE COUNTER FLIPPING JUTSU. You ended up flipping his pencil. The pin vendor got angry and injected some steroids into his right arm. He then took a sword from the showcase and sliced the whole store in half as well as you.\nHAH you died again? Tough luck KIDDO how about another chance? BECAUSE YA KNOw NICE GUYS THESE DAYS HMHMHM. Here you go!\n\n[[Adventure Time]]\n\n

You enter the town. You see an Inn, Item Shop, and Weapon Shop.\nWhat will you do?\n\n[[Enter Weapon Shop]]\n[[Enter Inn]]\n[[Enter Item Shop]]\n[[Adventure Time]]\n

You sleep. You have 9 PP left.\nSorry, Pokemon reference. \n[[Wake Up]]

If you chose this. You are a dingus. Period. DRAGONS ARE THE BEST YEAHHHHHH.DRAGONS ARE THE BEST YEAHHHHHH.DRAGONS ARE THE BEST YEAHHHHHH.DRAGONS ARE THE BEST YEAHHHHHH.DRAGONS ARE THE BEST YEAHHHHHH.DRAGONS ARE THE BEST YEAHHHHHH.DRAGONS ARE THE BEST YEAHHHHHH.DRAGONS ARE THE BEST YEAHHHHHH.DRAGONS ARE THE BEST YEAHHHHHH.DRAGONS ARE THE BEST YEAHHHHHH.DRAGONS ARE THE BEST YEAHHHHHH.DRAGONS ARE THE BEST YEAHHHHHH.DRAGONS ARE THE BEST YEAHHHHHH.DRAGONS ARE THE BEST YEAHHHHHH.DRAGONS ARE THE BEST YEAHHHHHH.DRAGONS ARE THE BEST YEAHHHHHH.DRAGONS ARE THE BEST YEAHHHHHH. Stay mad omid STAY MAD HAHAHAHHA. \n\n[[Town]]

You died. A fingering death.\n\n\n\n\n

You enter the weapon shop and you examine around, the pins looking vendor ask you,\nVendor: "H-hey there, w-would you like anything?"\n\nWhat are you going to do?\n\n[[Town]]\n[[Attack the vendor]]\n[[Spar with the vendor]]

I like rocks. Period. \nRPS MASTER: "WARNING, SPOILER, I AM SECRETLY OMID IN DISGUISE HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHEUHEUEU."\nOmid Taghavi has activated air strike and bombed all of North America. You win and at the same time you lose.\n\n\n

Finally, you are one step away from finding out your true past but, you spot someone next to the pile of skulls and bones with his sword stabbed into the floor. You move a bit closer for a clearer vision. You see your Old Man that has taken care of you for so many years, on the floor dead with a fatal slash on his chest.\n\nYou sink into vengeance and you decide to avenge your Old Man. Because you've lost control off yourself, you didn't even notice that your hands have started to turn into dragon claws and you've also grown a tail. \n\nOmid Taghavi, the dragon slayer. You remember him clearly from your dream and as you assault him with haste you become a full dragon. He blocks your first slash and retaliates. What'll you do?\n\n\n[[Block and deflect]]\n[[Fly above him]]\n[[Breathe fire]]\n[[Slash him again]]\n

You chose Jews, you encounter a bunch of Levi Marshalls that begin to charge at you. WOT U DEW NAO???????????????????\n\n\n\n[[Punch Em Yo]]\n[[Use your weapon]]\n[[Attempt to counter their attacks]]

Rcissors. Interesting choice indeed. You have chosen a strong move but it wasn't strong enough to surpass the rpsrock. You wot mate. You ended up being forced to restart the game because I am god and god is god and can't stop me now. HAH\n\n\n[[Prologue]]

You cleaned his snot... You are one nice and nasty person ya know..... Please just.... start all over at the town.\n\n[[Town]]

You have answered the riddle wrong. You see a huge ass boulder rolling your way, what're you going tuh DEW????/??????????????????????????????????????????????\n\n\n\n\n[[Jump over the boulder]]\n[[Out run the boulder]]\n[[Stop the boulder with your hands]]\n[[Either way you're going to die so just choose an option]]

HAH How'd you like all that? It was more of a pain for me. My eyes started to hurt from seeing and changing a word for every one of them. I got lazy and just said the same thing for all of them so. ANYWAYS! ON WITH THE STORY.\n\nYou've chosen the correct code and the door creaks open.\n\n\n\n[[Dragon's Lair]]

Tyrone came running as fast as possible while holding a bucket of KFC fried chicken, family size. First thing you thought of was that this game is very racist. \n\nTyrone: Hey bro das not racist man, every single one of us has a little black inside of them you know wot I mean dawg. Like bro you've got to understand the just because I run fast and I eat fried chicken doesn't mean it's racist. I know many of mah homez dat run fast and eat fried chicken.\n\nYou: And what skin color are they?\n\nTyrone: Black.... and Yellow Black and Yellow yeah how you like dat and some white.\n\nHe walked away insulted, turns out you just wasted your time. The HEHEHEHE monster approaches closer. You're in a severe situation of life and death. WHAT'LL YOU DOOOOO!!!!!\n\n\n\n[[Poke it]]\n[[Smash his head into a wall]]\n[[Give her a banana to calm him down]]\n

You explore even deeper in the cave and encounter a ROCK PAPER SCISSORS MASTER. To pass him you'll have to beat him in dis best game in da wurld. He tells you to,\nRPS MASTER: "SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!"\n\n\n[[Paper]]\n[[Rock]]\n[[Scissors]]\n[[Pock]]\n[[Sock]]\n[[Pcissors]]\n[[Rcissors]]\n[[Saper]]

You chose to attack the vendor, what will you do?\n\n[[Grab a weapon and charge at him]]\n[[Pin him to the floor]]\n[[Slowly equip the armor on the display case]]\n[[Intimidate him]]

This is the best game on Earth. Period. \n\n\n\nNote: When there are no more options, it means you'll have to restart the game. $0 1 vv1$h y0u g00d 1uck @nd h@v3 fun AND PLZ DONT RAGE QUIT UNTIL YOU WIN AND REMEMBER KIDS, STAY MAD, STAY BAD AND STAY SAD.\n\nReviews:\n"999/1000 outstundun." ~Tyrone Rodriguez\n"10/10 i cry erey tiem." ~Omid Taghavi\n"998/1000 game is bad, i rate dis gam bad, so muc cupeyrito." ~Shoryuken\n\n\nTo begin, please press [[Prologue]].\n

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You decided to intimidate him. He takes no notice and continues working on his bills. What shall you try next?\n\n[[Pin him to the floor]]\n[[Grab a weapon and charge at him]]\n[[Use table counter flipping jutsu]]\n

You have chosen the correct answer. Well done. The door slowly opens. "Slowly, but surely"-PussyDestroyer9001. You watch the door open. Two hours passes and the door has only moved 10 centimetres. You decide to camp out the night in the cave. You wake up the next morning and the door hasn't moved one bit. You shoved the door a bit and it cracks into little pieces just like how you're going to die. I am god, you have to obey me. Now choose one of these choices. Leave now or continue.\n\n[[Cave]]\n[[Go even deeper inside the cave]]

You punched Levi but, it seems like he has a special absorbing power which absorbs all external threats. This twine story has just turned into bullying. LIFE IS HARD MAN. LIFE IS HARD.

You grab a sword and sliced his head off before he could inject steriods into himself. You've made the right choice but it seems your killing has left a mark of blood everywhere on the floor and walls. How will you clean it up?\n\n[[Lick it clean mah homie!]]\n[[Put the weapons and armor over it to cover it up]]\n[[Leave it there]]

Good choice, a fast death is the best death.\n\nHAH U DIED.\n\nJK you became a god of jews and turned on your money making armor.\n\nYou continue as a Jew God.\n\n[[Go even deeper inside the cave]]\n\n

The pins vendor laughs at you without a clue in his head about what your trying to do. You take off the armor and roll out of his shop in shame as the pins vendor rolls on the floor laughing.\n\n[[Town]] \n\n\nOr you can isolate yourself inside a dark cave.\n[[Cave]]

You threw him in the air and fly upwards. SHORYUUUKENNNNNN!!!!!\nK.O! And all was at peace. You sense a strange feeling inside your brain all of a sudden...\n\n[[Regain memories]]

You tried to steal everything. Turns out he was secretly a Ruse Wizard and he burnt you into crispy over-cooked bacon strip. You have been eaten! He laughs and gives you another chance because he's so nice. Sounds familiar right?\n\n[[Stay bad]]

You headbutt him. Turns out his hat was made out of the best quality stone out there. You have broken your skull. BECAUSE... I AM SO.... NICE..... YOU CAN..... LIVE ONCE AGAIN!!!! Ha.....\n\n[[Adventure Time]]

You full out attacked Omid Taghavi the dragon slayer before he could recover his stance and until you saw his guts. YOU HAVE DEFEATED THE ALMIGHTY DRAGON SLAYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\nYou sense a strange feeling inside your brain...\n\n\n[[Regain memories]]

You dislocate his neck. But it recovered and on that day, you've found out that there are aliens on this planet but you were also to never be heard from again. The End. Best story so far right? I think I'll go famous over this HUDAHUDAHUDAHDUA let's just start back at your ghetto shack.\n\n[[Adventure Time]]

You grab the potion from him and chugged it down like Charles Yu. You felt a growl in your stomache, nothing happened after that, but you feel like something will happen later.\n\n[[Enter Item Shop]]

WAH TAH HUUUUUUUU WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHH TAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH\nGET SMASHED SONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. HOW ABOUT YOU GIT GUD SUN. H4U00000H4U00000H4U00000H4U00000H4U00000H4U00000H4U00000H4U00000H4U00000H4U00000H4U00000H4U00000H4U00000H4U00000H4U00000H4U00000H4U00000H4U00000H4U00000H4U00000H4U00000H4U00000H4U00000H4U00000H4U00000H4U00000H4U00000H4U00000H4U00000H4U00000H4U00000H4U00000H4U00000H4U00000H4U00000H4U00000H4U00000.\n\nYou've been da rung choyse yung wan. Prease coll en sumwan else den me.\n\n[[Highway tuh Hell]]

\nCREDITS\n----------------------------------------------------------------\n\nStoryline creator: Tyrone Rodriguez, VINSUN LEY\n\nIdea contributors: \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tBobby Shen, Michael Zhu, Johnny Zhou, Omid Taghavi, Vinson Ly\n\nTyping: Markus Wong (Vincent Tran)\n\nEditor: Shoryuken, Shor, Yu, Ken\n\nReviews: Omid Taghavi, Shoryuken, Tyrone Rodriguez\n\n----------------------------------------------------------------\n\n\nTO PLAY AGAIN CLICK [[Start]]\nAND REMEMBER TO COMPARE MINE TO ADRIAN'S AND OMID'S STORY\nPLEASE RATE AND COMPARE FOR BOTH!\n\n----------------------------------------------------------------

You fly above him and grab him by the arms so he couldn't move them. How will you finish Omid Taghavi? \n\n[[Burn him to crisp]]\n[[SHORYUKEN!]]\n[[HADOKEN!]]\n[[TATSUMAKI!]]\n\nYEP I ADDED STREET FIGHTER INTO THIS HOHO YEAH!>!>!@>!#!O#!KO!$IOHUH$$H(!@*^!@*$^@!$^@!(*$!$&()!@^$!*^@($@^(!$!^@)$^)@(^$)(!^@()$

Turns out it was actually a she. She felt insulted and became a dragon and ate you. "You have died a slowly but, surely death" ~Gladstone Ma, 2014

RPS MASTER chooses Rock. You lost. This one is the only normal answer in this game. You're forced to rematch the RPS MASTER.\n\n[[Go even deeper inside the cave]]

Wot... you end up rolling down a hill to the town so there really was no point in choosing this option.\n\n\n[[Town]]

Nice try guy but, your character declines your command and eat the paper instead. There's no reason to end your life now but you can choose.\n\n[[Adventure Time]]\n[[Stab yourself to death using your own finger]]

You chose to stay bad. This game ain't for baddies so you chose to become an Adventurer.\n\n[[Adventure Time]]

You chose sock and socked the RPS MASTER to death. He died a sockingly socky death. You have chose the right move. You continue on to the treasure at the end of the rainbow, I mean cave. You decide to open the treasure chest and you retrieve the Key that's inside the chest. I TELEPORT YOU OUT NOW HUHUHUHUHUHUHU.\n\nOn the key shows the right lock to the Dragon's Gate.\nIt is (IamGodandGodisWoeAndWoeAmIYoDroIamLowWithNoGoDealWithItBro!)\nCopy and paste this somewhere to remember it.\nYou now make your way to the Dragon's Den.\n[[Highway tuh Hell]]\n\n\n\n

You chose to spar with the vendor and smashed him to pulp with your bare hands. Obviously you would win because look at how pins he is? I would consider this bullying, you should be ashamed of yourself. Please leave the store in shame.\n\n\n[[Town]]

You breathe fire on him but, Omid Taghavi is an experienced dragon slayer so he stabs your mouth and pulls his sword horizontally.\n\nOMID TAGHAVI THE DRAGON SLAYER IS VICTORIOUS AND CONTINUES TO CLAIM HIS HONOUR OF BEING A DRAKUN SLEYAAAHHHHHHHHHH.\n\nGet owned scrubbbbbbbbb. HURHUHURHRUHRU

You encounter a doorway leading into the depths of the depths of the cave. To the left of the door shows three answers to this riddle. Choose wisely, this might be your fate or you can leave. \n\nRiddle: What is the dragon's favourite food?\n\n\n\n\nLEAVE HAHHAAHA.\n[[Cave]]\n\n\nRiddle Answers:\n[[Human]]\n[[Omid Taghavi]]\n[[Jews]]\n

You tried to grab him with your tail but you took too long because YOU ARE A SLOW DRAGON, GIT GUD SUN. And you got sliced into pieces right as Omid Taghavi recovered from his thumble.

As you turn your head to bite his arm off. Omid Taghavi quickly recovers and decapitates you. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW oh wait you're a dragon now so it's fine. HUHUHUHUHU\n\nOh and you ded sun.

Casual paper. Casual is cancer and cancer is casual. Get told, git gud sun. I'm a fold you till noone can see you anymore. \n\n

You wait for their attacks hoping Levi would charge at you. In the end you are choked to death by hair. You have died to hair, inside out.

You attempted to slash him again but, Omid Taghavi the dragon slayer is too swift and slices off your dragon hand before you can even raise it. You've lost a hand but there is still hope!\nYou bleed and bleed and the only current option here is to bring him down with you. So you bite on to Omid Taghavi the dragon slayer and you charge up your fire inside your stomache until you can hold no more. This method is called SUICIDE BOMBBBBBERRRRRR YEAHHHHHHHHH. PRO STRAT IS PROOOOOOO.\nAnyways so close to the end but you didn't make it. NICE TRYYYY\n\n\n

You choked the HEHEHEHE monster with a banana. You have succeeded in killing the HEHEHEHE monster. It seems you forgot to peel the banana before feeding the HEHEHEHE monster.\n\nThe only thing to do now is to continue onward to the path to the of the path to the path of the path towards to the path to the road to the path of the road to the road of the path of the Doorway to the dragon's lair.\n\n\n[[Doorway to the dragon's lair]]

You are first rolled over, then sat on, then threw money at. You dreamed of a prairie field full of cash and coins. At that moment you went to a heavenly paradise. You woke up unconscious in your dirty old shack where the old man has touched your ****. You can use any 4 letter word you like. Either way you go [[Adventure Time]] again.

You enter the Item Shop and you see a serious looking vendor.\nVendor: "Hey kid, how about you try my new invention? Don't worry about the price, I'll handle that."\n\n[[Try out the potion]]\n[[Town]]\n[[Steal everything]]

You look at the entrance to the Dragon's Lair. You see gigantic tall doors and there's a code on it. You also sense a feeling that if you get the code wrong, you'll be severely punished just like every other time you failed to get the right answer. Anyways, time to get serious. Which one of these is the correct code to open the gate?\n\n\n\n\n[[YouamGodandGodisWoeAndWoeAmIYoDroIamLowWithNoGoDealWithItBro?]]\n[[IisGodandGodisWoeAndWoeAmIYoDroIamLowWithNoGoDealWithItBro!]]\n[[IamJesusandGodisWoeAndWoeAmIYoDroIamLowWithNoGoDealWithItBro?]]\n[[IamGodAlsoGodisWoeAndWoeAmIYoDroIamLowWithNoGoDealWithItBro?]]\n[[IamGodandPieIsWoeAndWoeAmIYoDroIamLowWithNoGoDealWithItBro!]]\n[[IamGodandGodIsntWoeAndWoeAmIYoDroIamLowWithNoGoDealWithItBro!]]\n[[IamGodandGodisShoeAndWoeAmIYoDroIamLowWithNoGoDealWithItBro!]]\n[[IamGodandGodisWoeAlsoWoeAmIYoDroIamLowWithNoGoDealWithItBro!]]\n[[IamGodandGodisWoeAndTyroneAmIYoDroIamLowWithNoGoDealWithItBro?]]\n[[IamGodandGodisWoeAndWoeWasIYoDroIamLowWithNoGoDealWithItBro!]]\n[[IamGodandGodisWoeAndWoeAmProYoDroIamLowWithNoGoDealWithItBro?]]\n[[IamGodandGodisWoeAndWoeAmIhomezDroIamLowWithNoGoDealWithItBro!]]\n[[IamGodandGodisWoeAndWoeAmIYoDawgIamLowWithNoGoDealWithItBro?]]\n[[IamGodandGodisWoeAndWoeAmIYoDroBobbyamLowWithNoGoDealWithItBr?]]\n[[IamGodandGodisWoeAndWoeAmIYoDroIsawLowWithNoGoDealWithItBro!]]\n[[IamGodandGodisWoeAndWoeAmIYoDroIamLowWithNoGoDealWithItBro!]]\n[[IamGodandGodisWoeAndWoeAmIYoDroIamBowlWithNoGoDealWithItBro!]]\n[[IamGodandGodisWoeAndWoeAmIYoDroIamLowWithoutNoGoDealWithItBro?]]\n[[IamGodandGodisWoeAndWoeAmIYoDroIamLowWithAllGoDealWithItBro!]]\n[[IamGodandGodisWoeAndWoeAmIYoDroIamLowWithNoForealDealWithItBr!]]\n[[IamGodandGodisWoeAndWoeAmIYoDroIamLowWithNoGoEatWithItBro?]]\n[[IamGodandGodisWoeAndWoeAmIYoDroIamLowWithNoGoDealInItBro!]]\n[[IamGodandGodisWoeAndWoeAmIYoDroIamLowWithNoGoDealWithRawBro?]]\n[[IamGodandGodisWoeAndWoeAmIYoDroIamLowWithNoGoDealWithItSis?]]

You got mad at the Old Man for leaving you alone, you decide to consume the paper and puke it out again and stomp on it. In the end you decide to go on an adventure just because you're bored.\n\n[[Adventure Time]]

You ate his face thinking you're a cannibal, all of a sudden a stampede of flying goat faces came bombarding through the store taking you and the store down. That was pretty good right? PRETTY SCARY IF YA ASK MEEE HEHEHEHE. Back to the story... You have died. \n\nRESPAWNING...\nRESPAWNING...\nRESPAWNING...\n\n[[Adventure Time]]

The town is under attack by dragons and is on fire. You're still a baby and man saves you from which then injects you with a special drug. You are then saved again by another man, a good and humble man. What will you do?\n\n\n[[Much cry]]\n[[Such Sleep]]\n[[Very Laugh]]

You pin the pins vendor to the floor. Hah pin the pins? GET IT?! Anyways, the vendor says,\nVendor: W-wait! I have a wife and a million children! We can't do this now!"\nWhat'll you do with him?\n\n[[Eat his face]]\n[[Dislocate his neck]]\n[[Clean his snot]]

You blocked successfully. You have a chance to retaliate a retaliate! What'll you do?\n\n[[Grab him with your tail]]\n[[Bite his arm off]]\n[[Slash with both of your claws]]

In the end, you chose to explore. There are two paths, which way do you want to go?\n\n\n[[Town]]\n[[Trash Can]]

You tried to spin kick him and failed due to unfitness. Your leg cramps up and you start to roll in a circle. Yes, as a dragon. Omid Taghavi pities you and ends you with a HADOKEN!\nGGGGGGGGGG. Making you restart is mean so YA KNOW, IM NICE AND ALL SO, HMHMHMHM RESTART FROM FLYING ABOVE HIM!\n\n\n[[Fly above him]]

You wake up and your mind is clear, you don't seem to remember anything from your dream except for the Old Man saving you. You open the door for some fresh air and you see a paper on the ground which says "Go Journey and remember red is not mafia." What'll you do?\n\n[[Stay home]]\n[[Stay mad]]\n[[Stay bad]]\n[[Commit suicide]]\n[[Adventure Time]]

You got too lazy to stay home so you decided to adventure.\n\n[[Adventure Time]]