You are in the living room. A fireplace reflects shadows on the walls.\n\n[[Go left]]\n[[Go right]]\n\n[[Give up]]
You decide to use the salmon as bait. You take your salmon named Kat Tulley, and throw it at you family. Luckily they are attracted to your fish and go after it instead. At that moment in time you realize that you are the master baiter. Unfortunatly the salmon also atrracted the entire zombified neighbourhood and there isn't enough fish for everyone so they soon turn their attention on you. YOU DEAD.
You decide that you don't want to live on this planet anymore. So you make scientific breakthroughs inorder to get to mars. You DEAD
As you open the heavy door and step inside, the heavy door shuts behind you and locks itself. \n"Hellllloooo?", you call out.\nNo one answers. You are alone. You know you have to get out of here.\n\n[[Step into the hall]]
Check out the [[Value Village shelter]] \nCheck out the [[McDonald's shelter]]\n\nYou open the tab to check out the Haunted House shelter. You see a creepy mansion with bats flying around the roof. Through the window, you see a grey shadow of a ghost. You have no idea why anyone would want to live here.\n\n[[Go to the Haunted House]]
You decide to be smart and quietly approach the door. You hear things being moved and smashed. You think it may be robbers. You pause for a minute to think about what you're going to do next.\n\n[[Open the door quietly and sneak out]]\n[[Grab your baseball bat and prepare for battle]]
Switch to [[Neopets]]\nSwitch to [[News]]\n\nYou open YouTube and see that there are many trending videos today. You feel glad that the internet is still up and running. You decide to watch...\n\n[[Kitties]]\n[[A loud kpop music video]]\n[[Pewdiepie]]
You quickly grab the lotion realizing you have dry skin. You then begin to apply the lotion to your hands, but that was a fatal mistake. In doing so you have set your undead sister free and she ripps your hands off. Now you can no longer lotion your hands. With a deep sadness you accept your fate and let your self be devoured by your sister. YOU DEADADADADEAD
Switch to [[YouTube]]\nSwitch to [[Neopets]]\n\nYou open the news and, to your horror, see the top story. Zombies have been randomly appearing around the city and can infect you by biting or scratching. You look around the website and there are "safe" places to go with food. So far, there are a few shelters. You decide to get more information about...\n\n[[McDonald's shelter]]\n[[Value Village shelter]]\n[[Haunted House shelter]]\n[[Under your bed]]\n
You remeber that one time when your dog took a shit on you while you where sleeping. So you decide to get payback. You quickly maneuver through your family without a single scratch. With mad skillz you manage to kill off all of your zombified families because they were all obsticles to your one true goal. Taking revenge on your dog. You reach your dogs kennel and you decide to \n\n[[Bash his brains in]]\n[[Take a shit on him and then bash his brains in]]
Your beautiful feminine voice leads your zombie family to you like a sirens call. They watch in awe of you amazing voice and cannot bear to kill you. You slowly grab your gun as you are singing and kill your family off one by one. Then as you cannot face yourself anymore because you realized it is your female voice that saved you and not your manliness. You kill yourself in shame.
Some troll decide to post that the best place to hide is under your bed. You turn off your computer and roll under your bed where it's really dusty. All of the sudden, you inhale a bunch of dust. You cough uncontrollably and the noise attracts your zombified parents. They climb under your bed and eat you. RIP
You decide that you need to be hip and cool. So you decide that it would really impress your friends if you take a picture with your zombified family. You grab your phone and rush downstairs. You find your family just roaming around your living room. You manage to get your family to chase you around the house. You take a sick selfie of yourself with your family trying to kill you. As you run you think about how many like you are going to get, but as you praise yourself you trip on your moms happy fun time toy and your family falls on top of you. YOU DEAD\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
You attempt to turn back and get out of here. As you approach the gate, the gate slams in front of you and locks itself. You freak out and stumble backwards. Theres no way out; the fences are 10m high with electricity. You know there are two options left. \n\n[[Go inside]]\n[[Wait for help]]
You turn on your computer you go to \n[[Facebook]]\n[[twitter]]\n[[Youtube]]\n[[Google]]
You slowly lift up to see what's pulling on your bedsheets. To your horror, you see your sister zombified with green skin. She quickly notices you and is about to attack. You panic and look beside you. You take...\n\n[[box of condoms]]\n[[hunting knife]]\n[[the Holy Bible]]\n[[Old Spice]]
You take off your shirt, your pants and start dancing like a boss. You start stomping really loudly and twerk at the door. All of the sudden, your zombified family bursts through the door and traps you under. You continued dancing as you were trapped under the door. Your entire zombified family eats you alive as you dance. At least you die fabulous. YOU DEAAAAAAAD.
Switch to [[News]]\nSwitch to [[YouTube]]\n\nYou go to the giant omelette and take a piece of free food. You proceed to feed your Neopet. Dude you're 16 years old, why are you on Neopets? Everyone's dying around you and you're playing Neopets!\n\nContinue to [[Open inventory]]
You decide to make you and your family some sashimi. You cut the salmon into nice small pieces and set the table for a nice family dinner. As you serve your dish, it turns out you're the main course!!! YOUUU DEAAAAADDDDD SON.
You decide that the power of b0ners is stronger than logic. You grab the closest weapon you can find and you rush outside to save the beautiful Emma Watson. You skillfully kill you zombie that was attacking her. You turn to her and she says " Oh thank you brave warrior of the Nile. You have come to aid me in my time of need. For this I shall give to thee mine thighs." She lift up her skirt and presents to you her bitten thigh. You look in horror as you know what will happen next. She will never be casted to play as a lead role again. you look back up and you see her beginning to turn. Once again the power of b0ners is strong and you decide to kiss her. Next thing you you she's biting your lips off and killing you. YOU DEAD
You throw salt at your family members and watch as nothing happens. You cry in dispair and think to yourself why did I throw the used condoms instead. Your mom rushes at you and kills you. YOU DEADDDDDDDD.
Switch to [[Neopets]]\nSwitch to [[News]]\n\nYou decide to watch lots of videos with cute kitties doing kitty stuff. An hour later, you remembered why you went on your computer in the first place.
You decide to kill your fish because it is obviously the biggest threat to you at this point in time. You rush over to your pet salmon. You grab it and throw it on the ground and stomp on its head. You make the desicion to \n\n[[Make sashimi]]\n[[Use it as bait]]
You get out of bed slowly and hear a moaning sound downstairs. \n\n[[Approach the door quietly]]\n[[Stomp loudly towards the door]]\n\n
After your rest you decide to [[Turn on your computer and go on youtube]]
You decide to do the worm in hopes that it would quench and satisfy your hormones. You get on the ground and began to gyrate on the floor. This caused you to bang loudly on the floor. This attracted you family and they rushed into your room while your are trying top quench your thirst. YOU DEAD
You decide to search up why is the sky blue because you have always wondered and you see this as the perfect time to search it up. You click on the first link and began to read. \n\nWhy is the Sky Blue?\n\nOn a clear sunny day, the sky above us looks bright blue. In the evening, the sunset puts on a brilliant show of reds, pinks and oranges. Why is the sky blue? What makes the sunset red?\n\nTo answer these questions, we must learn about light, and the Earth's atmosphere.\n\nThe Atmosphere\n\nThe atmosphere is the mixture of gas molecules and other materials surrounding the earth. It is made mostly of the gases nitrogen (78%), and oxygen (21%). Argon gas and water (in the form of vapor, droplets and ice crystals) are the next most common things. There are also small amounts of other gases, plus many small solid particles, like dust, soot and ashes, pollen, and salt from the oceans.\n\nThe composition of the atmosphere varies, depending on your location, the weather, and many other things. There may be more water in the air after a rainstorm, or near the ocean. Volcanoes can put large amounts of dust particles high into the atmosphere. Pollution can add different gases or dust and soot.\n\nThe atmosphere is densest (thickest) at the bottom, near the Earth. It gradually thins out as you go higher and higher up. There is no sharp break between the atmosphere and space. Learn more about the atmosphere.\n\nLight Waves\n\nLight is a kind of energy that radiates, or travels, in waves. Many different kinds of energy travel in waves. For example, sound is a wave of vibrating air. Light is a wave of vibrating electric and magnetic fields.\n\nElectromagnetic Waves\n\nIt is one small part of a larger range of vibrating electromagnetic fields. This range is called the electromagnetic spectrum.\n\nElectromagnetic waves travel through space at 299,792 km/sec (186,282 miles/sec). This is called the speed of light.\n\nThe energy of the radiation depends on its wavelength and frequency. Wavelength is the distance between the tops (crests) of the waves. Frequency is the number of waves that pass by each second. The longer the wavelength of the light, the lower the frequency, and the less energy it contains.\n\nColors of Light\n\nVisible light is the part of the electromagnetic spectrum that our eyes can see. Light from the sun or a light bulb may look white, but it is actually a combination of many colors. We can see the different colors of the spectrum by splitting the light with a prism. \n\nThe spectrum is also visible when you see a rainbow in the sky.\n\nThe colors blend continuously into one another. At one end of the spectrum are the reds and oranges. These gradually shade into yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet. The colors have different wavelengths, frequencies, and energies. Violet has the shortest wavelength in the visible spectrum. That means it has the highest frequency and energy. Red has the longest wavelength, and lowest frequency and energy.\n\nLight in the Air\n\n\n \nLight travels through space in a straight line as long as nothing disturbs it. As light moves through the atmosphere, it continues to go straight until it bumps into a bit of dust or a gas molecule. Then what happens to the light depends on its wave length and the size of the thing it hits.\n\nDust particles and water droplets are much larger than the wavelength of visible light. When light hits these large particles, it gets reflected, or bounced off, in different directions. The different colors of light are all reflected by the particle in the same way. The reflected light appears white because it still contains all of the same colors.\n\nGas molecules are smaller than the wavelength of visible light. If light bumps into them, it acts differently. When light hits a gas molecule, some of it may get absorbed. After awhile, the molecule radiates (releases, or gives off) the light in a different direction. The color that is radiated is the same color that was absorbed. The different colors of light are affected differently. All of the colors can be absorbed. But the higher frequencies (blues) are absorbed more often than the lower frequencies (reds). This process is called Rayleigh scattering. (It is named after Lord John Rayleigh, an English physicist, who first described it in the 1870's.)\n\nWhy is the Sky Blue?\n\nThe blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air.\n\nHowever, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue.\n\nAs you look closer to the horizon, the sky appears much paler in color. To reach you, the scattered blue light must pass through more air. Some of it gets scattered away again in other directions. Less blue light reaches your eyes. The color of the sky near the horizon appears paler or white.\n\nBut in the middle of your studying you have a random b0ner.\n\n[[You decide to deal with it]]\n[[You decide to ignore it]]
You decide to make a sandwich since you are very hungry. You rush to the kitchen and start to prepare yourself a sandwich. As you are preparing your sandwich you find your dad's berettas. You check the barrel for ammo and see that it is empty. You decide to\n\n[[Kill your family]]\n[[Run outside]]\n[[Continue making your sandwich]]\n[[Search for ammo and supplies]]
You wait some more you \n[[Wait som more]]\n[[end yourself]]
Switch to [[Neopets]]\nSwitch to [[News]]
After repeatly smashing your head on the table and having no effect you decide to [[Slit your wrist]].
You throw the aersol can at your sister and she bites into it. The can violently explodes killing all of your zombified family.\n\n[[Turn on your computer and go on youtube]]\n[[Rest]]
Your teenage hormones are taking control of your body. You begin to gyrate uncontrollably. You begin to knock things over and causing a lot of noise. You begin to panic because you can hear your family makeing there way up into your room.\n[[You strap a knife on to your body]]\n[[You decide to hide under your bed]]\n[[Get on the ground and start doing the worm]]
You decide to go on twitter to see how your friends are doing.You decide to go on twitter to see how your friends are doing. It seems that everyone of your friends are idiots and they are posting things like "OMFG LOL FAMILY DIEING #OMG#SELFIE" "OMG MY BRO JUST DIED #R.I.P #Selfie" and "I really need to get my dad some help, but first let me take a selfie #selfie # death # jesus". You continue to read the retarted twits sent by your so called peer. You\n[[Take a selfie with your family]]\n[[Take a selfie]]\n[[Decide that you don't want to live on this planet anymore]]\nGett off the computer and [[Grab supplies and sneak out the house]]
You enter another hallway. There is an open door.\n\n[[Go in the door]]\n[[Keep going]]\n\n[[Give up]]
You decide to open Internet Explorer and see the loading hourglass logo spin around. Five minutes later, you are still waiting.\n\n[[Wait until it loads]]\nSwitch to [[Google Chrome]]
You decide to search up KSI. You play one of his videos at [[]] and at around 6:15 you begin to laugh uncontrollably. You were so loud that you attrated your family. YOU DEAD.
You ask him to join the McDonald's community and he lets you in. \n"Once you go in, you're now allowed back out", he says. \nYou don't mind and you go inside. Immediately, you realize it was a mistake. All around you, you see obese people walking around and feeling sick. A giant sign hangs in front of the kitchen that says "NO FOOD LEFT". You know you can't leave. You stay here and starve to death. RIP.
You open the door and see a ladder to the attic stairs to the basement.\n\n[[Go up]]\n[[Go down]]\n\n[[Give up]]
You decide to kill your dad first. You take a swing at your dad, but it wasn't enough to fracture his skull. Your mom then comes and close-lines you from the side. You fall and you get knocked unconscious. YOU DEAD
You decide to go on facebook in hiopes that you will find out what is going on. At first you were dissapointed to see that there were a bunch of post made by your friends saying "LOL OMG I CAN"T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING". It seems that no one is taking thing all that seriously. Evently you scroll down enough to a post about of people in your school are going to gather at school.\n[[You decide to go to the school]]\n[[You decide you are better off by your own]]\n
You decide to to search up best vines, but before you dow you are killed by your socks. YOU DEAD
It is in the middle of the night. You are in a deep sleep dreaming about magical unicorns. You're a guy by the way. All of the sudden, you hear a banging inside your house.\n\n[[Wake up to investigate]]\n[[Ignore it]]\n\n
You realize it's no use. You're stuck here. You sit in the hallway and cry. You're trapped and you're DEAAAAAAAAAAD.
You decide to type in whats going on in google in hope that it will have some answers. Instead a song called Whats going on by some guy named Marvin Gaye pops up and you decide to listen to it. You click on it and you begin to listen to the song. You were enjoying the song but the music starts to attract your family. Unfortunatley you are stuck in a trance and you can't move. Your family begins to devour your body as the soothing song of Whats going on plays in the background. YOU DEAD
You go to youtube and you search up \n[[KSI]]\n[[Phillip DeFranco]]\n[[Best Vine vids]]\n
You continue to ignore it, then all of the sudden, you feel a sharp pain in your leg. You wake up and look down at your foot to see your zombified little sister eating you. You cry in pain as blood trickled down your bedsheets. All of the sudden, you hear stomping coming towards your door. Then, your door flies open and and your zombified parents come rushing it. YOU DEAD.
You decide to get a visual of your invaders before they get to see you. You quitely sneak out into the hallway and peek out the corner and see your zombified family walking around and smashing all the furniture. You have no idea what's going on. What should you do?\n\n[[Grab supplies and sneak out the house]]\n[[You watch the news]]\n[[You jump out the window]]\n
You continue to watch the video as your entire family swarms into your room. They topple on top of you as you laugh at the YouTube video. Why the hell are you still watching? YOU DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
You wait. Then you decide to \n[[Wait som more]]\n[[end yourself]]
You decided that it wouldn't matter if you weren't quiet, so you stomp loudly as you usually do towrds your door. You're about to reach the door, but then all of a sudden, your door flings open with your zombified family bursting through. You are filled with terror and you shit yourself. YOU DEADADADASDWASDWASD
You turn off your computer and approach the haunted house. You enter the gate and gaze upward towards the house. It's dark and eerie echoes fill your ears. You look around. Tombstones with webs dot the yard. You see a large wooden door in front of you to enter the house. \n\n[[Turn back]]\n[[Go inside]]
After sliting your wrist you think this is too slow of a way to die. Instead you charge your family members unarmed. Then you realize your family members are ignoring you. Atlast you bleed to dead due to your dumb decision to die. You deadeadeadead.
Switch to [[News]]\nSwitch to [[YouTube]]\n\nYou open your inventory and see lots of piles of dung and old boots. You remembered you're a hobo on Neopets. You cry and switch the tab.
You decide that you are better off on your own. You decide to [[Grab supplies and sneak out the house]]
You quickly grab the hunting knife realizing that it is and actual weapon. You proceed to stab and kill your little sister\n. You then proceed to [[stand up]].
You decide that there was no hope of survival and decide to take your own life instead.\n[[Smash your head on the counter]]\n[[Slit your wrist]]\n
You decide to kill your family. You charge in to meet your family. You first throw your gun at your mom to distract her and slow her down. Next, with your extensive knowledge of jewjitsu you easily take down your dad. You proceed to\n\n[[Say EZEZEZEZEZEZEZEZEZ]]\n[[Continue to take on the rest of your family]]\n
You turn towards the wall and you continue to sleep. Later, you feel your bedsheets being tugged by the feet. \n\n[[Ignore]]\n[[See what it is]]
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You crank the volume and bass up as you bob your head. Music fills the entire house and the bass vibrates your entire house. All of the sudden, your zombified family runs through the door, but you don't hear due to the loud volume of the korean music. Your family runs towards you and eats you alive as you continue to bob your ead. YOU DEAAAAD
You open Google Chrome and it immediately opens up. You click your address bar and type in...\n\n[[YouTube]]\n[[Neopets]]\n[[News]]
All of a sudden you hear your family rushing up to your room. You are about to look for a weapon, but first [[]]. YOU DEAD
When you go to get the mayonaise you see some ammo next to the tomatos. You load your gun with the ammo and prepare to \n\n[[Face your family]]\n[[Sing Let It Go]]
When you get on youtube you search up your most favorite video, Let it go. As you listen to the BEST music EVA, you scream LET IT GO and a live wire electrocutes you. You die during your bliss full moment. DEAD DEADEADEADAEDAEDFD.
Check out the [[Value Village shelter]]\nCheck out the [[Haunted House shelter]]\n\nYou see that the McDonald's shelter has a lot of food and drinks in storage. It is pretty secure against zombie attacks and has a very large community. \n\n[[Turn off your computer and go to McDonald's]]
As you rush down the stairs, you suddenly come face to face with your zombified parents. They catch you by surprise and you slip and fall at their feet. They pounce on you and eat you alive. YOU DEAAAAAAAD
You decide to to search up best vines, but before you dow you are killed by your bible. YOU DEAD
You swiftly take care of your sister but your dog comes into to kill you. He surprise attacks you and bites your man jewels out. You bleed to death. DEADEDAEDEADDAD
You decide to end things quickly, you open his cage and raise your bat high above your head preparing to strike. You are about to strike but all of a sudden a wild moose burst through your fence and kills you instantly. YOU DEAD
You continue to wait for the browser to load. You wait, and wait, and wait... You begin to get sleepy and go unconscious due to hunger and thirst. 10 years later, your skeleton remains in the chair as the hourglass logo continously rotates. YOU DEAAADD.
After thinking to yourself for a bit, you decide that there is no way that this is real. You think to yourself that this is all a dream. You decide to go to the local browthel since this is your dream and you get to do anything that you want. You run towards the window and jump through it. You then preceed to plunge to your death. You also manage to crush a small kitten upon your landing. YOU DEAD
You decide to ignore your awkward b0ner and continue to study the phenomenon of the great blue sky. You've read and re-read the this amazing article, but you are too stupid to understand. Your boner kept getting worse and you can't ignore it any longer [[You decide to deal with it]].
You decide to hide under your bed. You\n[[wait]]\n[[end yourself]]
You step over your now dead zombie sister and peek through the door of your room. You have no idea what's happening, but you hear footsteps downstairs. \n\n[[Go on your computer to see what's happening]]\n[[Run downstairs]]
You decide that it is a good idea to go to it for there is safty in numbers. You decide to travle light and taking things you know you are going to need. You make your way out of your window and onto the ground. Thankfully you only live 5 minutes away from school. Once you reach the school you see teachers, friends and other students. You join up with them and you are safe. For now. DUHH DUHH DUHHHHH TO BE CONTINUED
After your triumphent victory you taunt their dead bodies. Your sister watches in fear and runs away. She warns other zombies of your amazing powers. And you get to live.
You quickly grab a bunch of tissues and manage to gage your sister so that you no longer need to hold the bible down into her mouth. As she struggles to get the tissues out of her mouth, you use this oppurtunity to grab your hunting knife and procced to kill your sister. After you've made sure that she is dead you [[stand up]].
You quickly grab a box of condoms and due to your clumsiness and panic, you drop the entire box of condoms on the floor. Your zombified sister slips and falls on to your massive dick and proceeds to devour your dick. You scream in pain and that attracted your zombified parents. Your entire family proceeds to eat you. YOOOU DEAAAAD.
Switch to [[Neopets]]\nSwitch to [[News]]\n\nYou open your favourite kpop music video and turn on the volume. You jizz a little when you see your favourite boy band singing. The music plays as you bob your head.\n\n[[Turn up the volume]]\n[[DAAAAAANNNCEEEEE]]
The hallway diverges into two.\n\n[[Go left]]\n[[Go right]]\n\n[[Give up]]
You decide to prepare yourself for your encounter with these foes. You grab your baseball bat and put on your baseball helmet. You let out a war cry and you burst out into your hall way and rush down stairs screaming like an idiot. To your horror you have discovered that there were no home invaders, but your zombified family instead. They see you and they start rushing at you. You decide to \n\n[[Kill your Dad]]\n[[Kill your Mom]]\n[[Kill your sister]]\n[[Kill your dog]]\n[[Kill yourself]]\n[[Kill your fish]]\n[[Make a sandwich]]\n[[Run]]
You quickly search your house and find a handful of used condoms ,salt ,first aid kit and aerosol can. As you are going through your room you find yourself cornered in there. You try fend yourself with\n\n[[Used Condoms]]\n[[Salt]]\n[[Aersol Can]]\n[[Bare Hands]]
You quickly grab a stick of Old Spice and you quickly apply it to your armpits. You suddenly grow some awesome facial hair. You realize that you have just become a man and now that your life is complete. You embrace your sisters deadly attack and you die happy, knowing that you smell like a man. YOOOU DEAAAAD.
You decide to end yourself so you look at a picture of Gary zhou. YOU DEAD
You sneak around the house to gather your survival equipment. [[You decide to go to the school]] in hopes that there would be people gathered there.
You decide to give him a taste of his own medicine. You pull down your pants and turn around. You proceed to squat down and squeeze out the cold log of revenge. Your dog thinks that you are giving him some sort of treat and he bites your testicles. You scream in pain you you realize that your dog has neutered you. Oh the irony. You DEAD
You decide to strap a knife on to your body. You wait for your attackers as you gyrate your hips anticipating your attackers. They burst into you room and you begin to gyrate furiously. You manage to chop your parents in half, but your little sister was too short for your attacks. She evades your attack and bites your tow killing you instantly. YOU DEAD
Check out the [[McDonald's shelter]]\nCheck out the [[Haunted House shelter]]\n\nYou click the Value Village link and see what they have to offer. You see that they have a friendly community and a decent amount of food that was stolen from the neighbouring KFC. They also have many cheap second-hand equipment that you can use for any reason.\n\n[[Turn off your computer and go to the Value Village shelter]]
You with no prior knowledge on how to use a gun destroy your entire family. You proudly walk outside and relish your victory!. You live.
"You're fat", you reply.\nHis eyes glare at you with anger. He backs off a little and runs at you with lightning fast speed and sumo wrestler body slams your face to the ground. You suffocate under his layers of fat. YOU DEAAAAAD DUDE. DON'T CALL PEOPLE FAT MAN, IT'S NOT NICE.
You go to the address of the Value Village shelter and open the door to go inside. You look around and see happy people eating on the floor. People are singing and dancing in a corner. Two people begin to approach you. You see that it's your best friends and you give them a high five. This place seems safe... for now. You live!
You charge your sister and but you trip on your dog and land straight onto a nail that pierces your eye. Your family members come and rip you to pieces. you deadaedeadaedad.
You decide that you have to figure out what is going on. You decide to \n[[Turn on your phone]]\n[[Turn on the tv]]\n[[Turn on your computer]]
You sit in the grass and gaze outside. The street is silent except the sound of occasional moaning from the zombies. No one is left to help you. You sit inside the fence of the haunted house and die of starvation. YOU DEAAAAAAD.
You go downstairs and go to the address of the McDonald's shelter. At the entrance, you see an obese man guarding the entrance to the McDonald's. He asks you why you are here.\n\n[["I want to join your community"]]\n[[Call him fat]]
You decide to turn on your phone to see whats going on, but the wifi seems to be down. So you go on your computer.\n[[Turn on your computer]]
You quickly grab the Holy Bible remeering that your father has told you that it would someday protect you. You shove the Bible into your sisters mouth in order to stop her from biting you. As you two struggle you manage to get the upper hand and pin your undead sister down to the ground. You look around for another weapon to finish her off...\n\n[[Lotion]] \n[[Tissues]] \n
You enter a looooooong and tall room with glass windows. Light shines through the windows and casts an eerie shadow. \n\n[[Go left]]\n[[Go right]]\n\n[[Give up]]
You boot up your computer and the windows logo pops up. You hover your mouse over two internet browsers and pick...\n\n[[Internet Explorer]]\n[[Google Chrome]]
You decide to sneak into your parents room and turn on their tv to watch the news. You go to push the button and all of a sudden you hear a loud scream coming from out side. You look outside to see Emma Watson running away from zombies. Her screaming also attracted your zombified family. This could be your chance to escape without being detected.\n[[Save Emma Watson]]\n[[Save Emma Watson]]\n[[Save Emma Watson]]\n[[Save Emma Watson]]
You decide to kill your mom first. You take a swing at your mom, but it wasn't enough to fracture her skull. Your dad then comes and close-lines you from the side. You fall and you get knocked unconscious. YOU DEAD
You decide that this is as good a time as any, so you pull down your pants and go on pr0nhub. You search up .... and begin your daily ritual. You are about to release your inner sins, but all of a sudden your power cuts out. You stand up and scream "NOOOOOOOOO". After your no, a bunch of zombies come rushing in and begin to devour you from the bottom up. YOU DEAD
Switch to [[News]]\nSwitch to [[YouTube]]\n\nYou decide to go on Neopets for some reason and you log in. You see that your Neopets are hungry.\n\n[[Get free omelette]]\n[[Open inventory]]
You go to google and you decide to search up\n[[Whats going on]]\n[[Why is the sky blue]]\n[[Pr0nhub]]
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You climb up the ladder to another hallway. There is an open door to your left and the hallway continues.\n\n[[Keep going]]\n[[Go in the door]]\n\n[[Give up]]
You decide to copy the YouTube video and grab your toothbrush. You charge at your zombified family and stab each one of them in the eyeball with the toothbrush. However, it doesn't work like in the video and they all take a bite of you. You proceed to brush your teeth.YOU DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
You stupidly decide to go ham with your bare hands and wrestle with your family members. This fails horribly and you end up getting bitten by every one of them. You kepting thinking to yourself you shouldve picked the used condoms. DEDEADEADEAD
There is a staircase. \n\n[[Go up]]\n[[Go down]]\n\n[[Give up]]
You throw a condom at every single one of your family members. The semen reacts violently with their skin and they explode. You enjoy a moment of happiness when you see that you live. Then to your dismay you see that a bone from one of had spilt in half creating a sharp stick that pierced your testicles. You fall in pain and land on another one of your family members bones which slingshot one your used condoms into your mouth. You choke to death. YOU DEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
When you run out you are surprise attacked by your zombie neighbours. They slowly devour you as you pass out from the pain. You deadeadeadeadead.