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Wolf takes you into his arms, and together you walk off towards a sudden sunset from no where.\n\n<<choice "Squirm and refuse">>\n<<choice "Go off with Wolf into a happy future">>\n<<choice "Confess to him you're actually a guy">>

Goldilocks whips you with her buffalo whip.\n\n[[Make way to the meeting point]]

You explain the situation and Goldilocks instructs you to move onto plan B, aka trap #2 at the sticks house.\n\n[[Return to Wolf]]

You go inside along with Wolf, and you decide to figure out how to get him to step onto the trap. \n\n<<choice "Push Wolf into a trap">>\n<<choice "Manipulate Wolf into approaching the trap">>

You say that you have a fear of sticks on top of straw, so you decide not to go inside. Wolf stares at you, and forces you inside anyways. \n\n<<choice "Explore like a scaredy cat">>\n<<choice "Run outside">>

You continue to celebrate with your boss, and your two brothers for a long while. \n\nBut while you are celebrating, Wolf is is taking the chance to escape. Throughout the entire time the four of you were celebrating, Wolf was gnawing on the rope, and after a while, the rope snaps, and down comes Wolf. Wolf injures himself, but is still good enough to dash out through the door. The four of you try and stop him, but he manages to slip away anyways. \n\nMeanwhile, the four was in shock at how Wolf managed to escape. Goldilocks is furious, and threatens to cook them for the banquet instead. You and your brothers escape, and lives the rest of your life in fear of Goldilocks, who is still hunting for the three of them.

After a while of monitoring Wolf, you determined he has no more strength to resist, so you decide to cut the rope, while your two brothers are on standby with the lid, and Goldilocks is slowly lowering Wolf. \n\nLike a proper team, Wolf is slowly lowered into the boiling water by Goldilocks, and then your two brothers put on the lid onto the pot, and to completely trap Wolf in the pot, you cut the remaining proportion of the rope, sealing the lid entirely. \n\nThe plan is a success, and the four of you fish the cooked Wolf out after a while, and then roasts him over a fire to bring the meal to "MOTHER" for her banquet.

You are now dead. Restart, or stay dead.

Despite the noise, the two of you continue walking. The temperature is still dropping, and soon reaches a point where you feel like you're inside a freezer. As you walk further and further into the trail, you begin to notice something in front of you. Trails of skulls are on the ground, thrown away as if it were dust; mounds of something rotten is stacked on the side like meat awaiting for the stomach of another. The two of you begin to think this might not be a good idea afterall, and decide to turn back.\n\n[[Turn back]]\n

You run away like the pig you are, and in the process, your wig falls off, and reveals your true identity. Wolf chases after you.\n\n<<choice "Take a turn right">>\n<<choice "Take a turn left">>\n<<choice "Go straight ahead">>\n<<choice "Go back and hide">>

You wait outside, while informing Wolf of possible locations to where the hints are, while carefully making him approach the rope trap. \n\n[[Tell Wolf to approach the location of the trap]]\n\n

You say you're allergic to wood, so you avoid wood as much as possible. Wolf gives you a disbeliefing look, but doesn't question you. He steps inside alone, but constantly looks back towards you.\n\n[[Manipulate Wolf into approaching the trap]]

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They're arrested for attempted murder, and Earl and his wife go back in jail, except this time for life imprisonment. Your wife is bailed out through her influencial family, but she takes the chance and leaves you in there. You hear news that she re-marries a famous person named Charming.

You begin sweating massively, and Wolf gets suspicious. He makes you approach the place, and you have no choice but to run away.\n\n<<choice "Approach trap">>\n<<choice "Run for your dear life">>

As you walk to go back, you realize you are going in circles. You and Wolf find yourself back at the place where the skulls and rotten pile of "meat" were, only to find your surroundings much blurrier than before, as if something was there. They all at once look straight at you, and with their piercing black eyes, you suddenly find blood dripping from your head. You look up, and find yourself being torn apart mysteriously. You realize that you are now dead. \n\n[[Explore]]

You keep quiet, and stay alert for Wolf's steps. You hear nothing for a long while, and decides to come out of hiding. \n\n[[Escape into the wild]]\n

He tries and runs away from both Wolf and Goldilocks, only to get spotted by Golilocks, and is dragged by his ear to where the rest of the gang is. \n\n[[Give an explaination]]

You escape into the city, only to get hit by a truck on the road. When you wake up, you find yourself in a hospital without any memories. You decide to pursue an education, and your life as a regular businessman. You get married to a rich female pig who soon dies a couple years after your marriage; you are left with a huge fortune, and lives your life in luxury.

You ring the doorbell, and after a few moments, the door opens, with Goldilocks dressed up as an old lady, and your two brothers are in blue overalls, with toys in their hands. Goldilocks asks what you want, and you tell her the treasure map told you to come here.\n\nGoldilocks began acting at a professional level, and grumbled \n\n//"AGAIN?! See what you boys have done?! You're leading strangers to our house from all over the place!"//\n\nYou put on a dumbfounded expression, as did Wolf, and you asked if there really was a treasure or not, to which Goldilocks responded there wasn't. As Wolf was about to leave, you eyed Goldilocks, and she quickly blurted out:\n\n//"Say, for all your troubles of going all over the place, and even coming this far, how about I reward you two with some tea and snacks? You should come in, and I'll even get these two boys to apologize to you."// \n\nWolf immediately denied the offer, but you agreed on the offer, and then tugged on Wolf's arm, and pulled him inside without giving him any chance of refusing any further.\n\n[[Step inside]]

You escape deeper into the forest, only to fall off a cliff and lose your memories. You are then found by a hidden tribe of pigs who take you in and you live the rest of your life with them. You marry the chief's daughter, and you live happily ever after.

You show off a little too much. Wolf has a lecherous look in his eyes.\n\n<<choice "Continue showing off more">>\n<<choice "Stop">>

You explain the situation and Goldilocks instructs you to move onto plan C, aka trap #3 at the brick house.\n\n[[Return to ruins of the stick house]]

You immediately begin spouting nonsense thanking Wolf for all his help, and if it weren't for him, you and your brothers would still all be under the evil clutches of your slavers. \n\nYou explain to him they were all forced to try and capture you as well, but you felt guilty, so you decided to end the life of your slaver instead. You start kissing his feet, and gesture for your brothers to do so as well to "repay his kindness." \n\nYou and Wolf seperate, and together with your idiot brothers, who decided to build straw and stick houses earlier, the three of you go celebrating everywhere you travel to for the rest of your lives. In the end, they run out of money, and decides to pull a heist. They call it 'The Beautiful Raid', but having stupid brothers don't help, so you're all caught and arrested. \n\n[[The Bootiful ending]] \n

You begin to pray, and after a while, you hear nothing. You fear for your life, so you flee the country and decide to never come back again. You live the rest of your life as a different pig named Romeo, and you meet a lovely female pig named Juliet.

The two of you follow Goldilocks, and as you get closer and closer to the trap, you begin to feel the sweat on your palms. \n\n[[Continue to walk]]

Pigs' backstory: They were abandoned by their mother who threw them out onto a random farm, but then was adopted by their "master", who is also Goldilock's adoptive mother. The Pigs' were given extensive training, and taught to take advantage of the facts that they were pigs to lure out food. \nTheir target this time are the wolf brothers. \n\nSo they're actually hunters trained by Goldilocks ever since they were adopted by "the agency" when they were young. And their goal is to lure in food (in this case) the wolf with their pig like bodies. They build traps and try to lure in the wolf with a straw house and stick house, but their plan failed, because the wolf blew away the traps along with the house, so they have to re-build the new traps over and over again, until the third house, where they finally decided to build a BRICK house. \n\nThey call Goldilocks: "Boss" only. She is actually quite abusive, and whips them if they make a mistake. \nThe wolf from Red Riding Hood is the wolf from Pig's Story brother. They failed to capture him, because he's secretly a vegan, so they aim for his brother.\n\nGoldilocks is a professional home-invader ever since young. She acts innocent to get her way out of it. Her most famous, and known case is with the Three Bears.

Wolf ponders upon what to do for a while, and decides to forgive you for lying to him. You get married, and becomes a weird interbreeded couple. Goldilocks is hunting you down, so you're constantly on the run.

You are not forgiven this time, and killed by Goldilocks. \n\n[[Rest in peace]]

You keep quiet, and stay alert for Wolf's steps. You hear nothing for a long while, and decides to come out of hiding. \n\n[[Escape towards the city]]\n

You are thrown against a tree, and die.\n\n[[Rest in peace]]

As a spirit, you try and explore the area. You attempt to go off this forest trail, but is unable to. You soon figure out you can only roam around in this very area, and no where else. After a while of looking, you see a den, near the rotten pile. You see the what was the formerly blurry figures being pulled towards this monster which seemed to be formed entirely of spirits, gnawing on your own body, and thrown into the pile after finishing off the head. Slowly, you find yourself being pulled into the monster. You lose awareness.

He excuses himself, saying he needs to go to the wash off, and recover from the shock, but he secretly sneaks off to discuss with Goldilocks. He fears for his life, for screwing up again.\n\n<<choice "Run away from Goldilocks and the gang">>\n<<choice "Approach gang">>

The two of you makes your way to the first location: the straw house. The house is actually rigged with a rope trap. You pretend not to know anything, and say you have a massive fear of straw, so you can't enter the house.\n\n[[Wait outside]]\n[[Go inside anyways]]

You follow the mission as planned. You begin to negotiate with Wolf, telling him he can keep 90% of the treasure if he helps you, and you make sure to show off your piggy body. \n\n<<choice "Continue showing off">>\n<<choice "Proceed with plan">>\n

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You carefully walk off, and then sneakily approaches the gang. You discuss what to do, and Goldilocks says to move onto plan B, aka trap #2 at the sticks house.\n\n[[Return to Wolf]]

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You convince Wolf to take a detour, and together you walk off into a suspicious forest trail. As you walk on the trail, you find the temperature dropping, and constantly sensing something moving behind you. The two of you walk through the trail carefully, but suddenly, you hear a mysterious sound. As you continue walking, the sound gets louder...\n\n<<choice "Continue on the path">>\n<<choice "Turn back">>

You tell Wolf to approach the location of the trap. A moment before he approaches the trap, he suddenly spots a quarter by the trap. Wolf bends down to pick it up, only to step on a pebble laying nearby, and loses his balance, and falls against the wall of the stick house. The house comes tumbling down, and you close your eyes and ducks down. When you open your eyes, you find yourself surrounded by sticks, and the trap is filled with what were the former walls and roof of the house. You look towards what seems to be your boss venting her anger on your brothers. \n\n[[Excuse himself to go "wash his face"]]

He finds out you're actually a guy, and eats you alive.\n\n[[Rest in peace]]

You drag Wolf inside, and Goldilocks then leads towards a table with some chairs and made them sit down, while she goes to make the tea and snacks. \n\nAfter a while of awkward staring, and glares from Wolf, the tea and snacks are ready, and you begin the next part of the plan. \n\n[[Chat]]

You proceed with your stick fetish, and begins to stroke the sticks on the house. You give it the most loving look you've got, but apparently to others, it looks like a predator to prey. Wolf begins to show signs of throwing up. \n\n[[Manipulate Wolf into approaching the trap]]

You apologize, and say it was an accident because you got scared of the straw. You then act all jittery, and shrieking like a girl that you should be. You stick close to Wolf, and begins to pretend looking for hints again.\n\nWolf distances himself from you, so you have no choice except to try and get him to approach the trap himself.\n\n[[Manipulate Wolf into approaching the trap]]

Goldilocks begins to ask you two what kind of journey you've had, so you and Wolf tell them all about it. Goldilocks scolds her two 'grandchildren' while listening to them, constantly saying \n\n//"Look at how much trouble you've caused them!"// \n\nor \n\n//"What troublemakers you are! How on earth did your parents bring you up!"// \n\nWhen you and Wolf finish your tea, Wolf interrupts the flow of the conversation, saying he needs to go, and you follow his lead. You give a signal indicating it is now the time to get him into the trap. Goldilocks volunteers to lead you out, and takes the lead.\n\n[[Follow Goldilocks]]\n\n

You apologize, and say it was an accident because you got scared of the straw. You then act all jittery, and shrieking like a girl that you should be. You stick close to Wolf, and begins to pretend looking for hints again.\n\n[[Tell Wolf to approach the location of the trap]]\n

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You decide to end this once and for all, so you push Wolf into the trap, but fail, because you underestimated his weight, so you fail. Wolf stares at you.\n\n<<choice "Sweat like a pig">>\n<<choice "Apologize">>

You try to explain why you're wearing a wig. You tell him your brother shaved off his hair, because you were having too many affairs with other pigs, and you want to retain your beauty, so you wear a wig. \n\nWolf looks at you like you're the craziest pig in the world. Giving you a "RIIIIIIGHT..." look while he's at it. He turns around, and does the lunatic gesture. \n\n[[Explore like a scaredy cat]]

You begin sweating massively, and Wolf gets suspicious. He makes you approach the place, and you have no choice but to run away.\n\n<<choice "Approach the trap">>\n<<choice "Run for your life">>

The plan is to send an invitation to Wolf to a treasure hunt. You will act all innocent with your fat, luscious body, and useless nature of a pig to incite Wolf's natural instincts. You will make a deal with Wolf at the meeting location, telling him he gets 90% of the treasure if they work together, because he only needs some money for his sick mother. \n\n<<choice "Make way to the meeting point">>\n<<choice "Run away">>

You are in a meeting with your gang, and your boss. You are all targeting someone code-named the "Big Bad Wolf." You guys plan to stalk him, and then lure him in when he least expects it; your mission is the most important - to trick him into thinking you're on his side, but then pull off the ultimate betrayal: tricking him into a giant boiling pot of water. You are to dress up as a girl.\n\n<<choice "Start plan">>\n<<choice "Abort mission">>

You begin to explore like a scardey cat, and continues your act for a while, until you pretend to have enough of it, and cover your eyes with your left hand, while pointing out to the trap with your right hand towards the trap.\n\n[[Manipulate Wolf into approaching the trap]]

You turn to the right path, but you run into your gang, and they force you to turn back.\n\n[[Return]]

You run away like the pig you are, and in the process, your wig falls off, and reveals your true identity. Wolf chases after you.\n\n<<choice "Take a turn right">>\n<<choice "Take a turn left">>\n<<choice "Run straight ahead">>\n<<choice "Go back and hide">>

You run away, doubling his suspicion, but he doesn't chase after you. When it seemed to be safe, you continued walking on random paths, and you try to navigate back to the your gang, only to slip on a pebble, and roll down a steep cliff, and hit your head on a rock. You get up, but you feel dizzy, and continues to walk towards somewhere, only to suddenly collapse. With your remaining energy, you touch your head, only to find blood rolling down endlessly.\n\n[[Rest in peace]]

Your youngest brother, Err, pulls a prison break, and gets shot to death by accident by a desperate officer. Your younger brother, Sir, is released for good behaviour, and you find out he married a nice pig named Shoiely, and he later had 7 piglets, and lived the rest of his life in peace. \n\nNow what happened to you? You get out of prison 10 years later, and meet a lovely rich pig who was a part of the Macbeth family. She ignores you, but you persistently annoy her, and throw rocks at her window every night; you even get arrested a couple of times for harassement, but every time you're released, you go back to proposing to her every night. After 10567 times, she finally agrees, as you scared away all her fiances. You marry into her family, and your named is changed to Macbeth, while she is Lady Macbeth. \n\n[[Continued]]

You go straight ahead, but there's nowhere left to run to, so you hide in a bush, and hope he doesn't see you.\n\n[[Stay quiet]]\n

You take a turn to the left, and run into a dead-end. A sudden train comes from nowhere, and runs you over. \n\n[[Rest in peace]]

You've decided you've had enough of your Boss' abuse, so you end things once and for all. While she's least expecting it, you quickly shove Goldilocks onto the trap, triggering it, and Goldilocks snaps up to the ceiling immediately, before your brothers even realize what just happened. You quickly get your brothers and Wolf to go outside telling them not to question you. You immediately think of her retaliation if she breaks free, so you align the pot of water under her position, and then you torch the house. \n\nYou and your brothers shout out //"Vive le liberté!"// continously. While you are being thrown in the air, you stop and celebrating and realize Wolf is staring at the three of you.\n\n[[Lie like no tomorrow]]\n

You both decide to work together, and the two of you takes a look at the treasure map. The two of you locate all the locations indicated on the map.\n\n[[Proceed to first location on the map]]

You try and neigotiate with your own conditions. 90% for yourself, and 10% for the wolf. Wolf turns you down, and you have to return empty handed.

You approach the trap on your own, fully expecting it to snap. It goes exactly as you planned, and the rope snaps you up, hanging you like a pinata. Wolf figures out it was all a trap, and steps out for a moment, then returns with a giant club. He beats you like a maniac.\n\nYou approach the trap on your own, expecting a great fall down into the hole. It goes exactly as you thought it would, and you fall down into a deep hole. Wolf realizes it was all a trap, and steps out for a moment, and returns with a spade in his hand. He then begins to bury you with dirt, and in the end, toppled the house, sealing your escape. \n\n[[Rest in peace]]

You muster up all your strength, and with all your force, you shove Wolf onto the trap on the ground. Suddenly, Wolf's legs and hands are tied together, and Wolf is hung onto the top of the ceiling. Meanwhile, your two brothers are pushing a giant pot of water towards the location under Wolf. You take off your wig, and the four of your begin to celebrate. Wolf then realizes it was ALL a trap. \n\n<<choice "Continue celebrating">>\n<<choice "Cut the rope">>

You and Wolf both agree to go straight to the next location, and finds yourself at a stick house.\n\n<<choice "Go inside">>\n<<choice "Bluff">>

You attempt to run outside, but in the process, Wolf stops you by grabbing you hair. Unfortunately, your hair was a wig, so it slips off. You shift your eyes left and right and then find Wolf staring right at you. \n\n<<choice "Try to explain">>\n<<choice "Run away from Wolf">>

You make sure to look good, and innocent, and then approaches Wolf. You pretend to see him for the first time in your life, and asks him if he's here for the treasure hunt.\n\n<<choice "Initiate the plan">>\n<<choice "Negotiate with your own conditions">>

You continue to walk, and you and Wolf are right near the trap, but Wolf is slightly off. You decide to do something about it.\n\n<<choice "Push Wolf onto the trap">>\n<<choice "Push Goldilocks onto the trap">>\n

You say you're too in love with wood, and in particular sticks, you might ruin the house, so you don't want to go in. Wolf gives you a strange look and shakes his head before proceeding inside. \n\n[[Proceed with act]]

You are whacked on the head by your boss, Goldilocks. You are told to do your job properly.\n\n<<choice "Start plan">>\n<<choice "Abort again">>

You return to Wolf like nothing happened, and intiates to check the map for the next location, saying there's nothing to be done here, so they can only move on. You point out the next location is to the west, by the river.\n\n<<choice "Take a detour">>\n<<choice "Go straight to the next location">>\n\n

You go straight ahead, but there's nowhere left to run to, so you hide in a bush, and hope he doesn't see you.\n\n<<choice "Pray">>\n<<choice "Keep quiet">>

You squirm and refuse, and angers Wolf. You get eaten.\n\n[[Rest in peace]]

You go back to hide, only to re-encounter Wolf. You are dragged to his underground lair and kept there as a slave for the rest of your life.

He excuses himself, saying he needs to go to the river, but he secretly sneaks off to discuss with Goldilocks, but he fears for his life.\n\n<<choice "Run away from Goldilocks">>\n<<choice "Approach the gang">>

You return to Wolf like nothing happened, and intiates to check the map for the next location, saying there's nothing to be done here, so they can only move on. You point out that the next location is to the south of their current location, nearby the roads to the city. \n\n[[Make your way to the next location]]

You return, and sees an angry Wolf approaching. \n\n<<choice "Pray">>\n<<choice "Take a turn left">>\n<<choice "Go straight ahead">>

Despite saying you have a massive fear of straw, you pretend to look around for hints, while skillfully avoiding the trap. \n\n<<choice "Push Wolf into the trap">>\n<<choice "Tell Wolf to approach the location of the trap">>

You stop showing off, and goes back on track to the plan. \n\n[[Proceed with plan]]

You and Wolf both agree to go straight to the next location, and finds yourself at a brick house. You know you cannot afford anymore screw-ups, so you decide to consult with your gang first. \n\n[[Excuse yourself to get some water]]

You bluff once again, and this time you say you...\n\n<<choice "Have a fear of sticks">>\n<<choice "You're allergic to wood">>\n<<choice "You're in love sticks">>

You carefully walk off, and sneakily approach the gang. You discuss what to do, and Goldilocks says to move onto plan C, aka trap #3 at the sticks house.\n\n[[Return to ruins of the stick house]]

You excuse yourself with Wolf saying you're thirsty, and needs some water, but you secretly make your way to your gang to consult them. You tell them if they want it to be successful, you're going to need their help by pretending to live in that house. Goldilocks agrees, and together you walk towards the house. While you continue to hide in the bush until they go in, they promptly sneak their way into the house through the window without letting Wolf notice. You come out of hiding, and returns to Wolf. \n\n[[Initiate plan]]\n

You make your way to the meeting, and sees the wolf.\n\n<<choice "Approach the target">>\n<<choice "Bite the wolf">>

You tell Wolf to approach the location of the trap. A moment before he approaches the trap, he says: \n\n//"Little pig, little pig, please excuse me."//\n\nEarl, surprised by this event, says: \n//"Please, please go like the hair on my chinny chin chin."//\n\nAnd Wolf responded: \n//"Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow my nose out."//\n\nAll of a sudden, he sneezes, and the house collaspes. The trap is disabled and Earl from where he's standing sees his brothers faraway, being abused by Goldilocks due to the sudden turn of events. \n\n[[Excuse himself to go to "the washroom"]]\n\n

He tries and runs away from both Wolf and Goldilocks, only to get spotted by Golilocks, and is dragged by his ear to where the rest of the gang is. \n\n[[Explain]]

You begin the plan by doubting if people actually lived in the house. Wolf begins to suspect this as well, so you suggest to ring the doorbell. \n\n[[Ring the doorbell]]